IM RETIRING FROM TEXT BATTLING & WILL BE SWITCHING OVER TO THE TOPICAL REALM

[Zaddy]

Real talk, it’s time.


sraL Candy guide me



EDIT: I WILL STILL BE VOTING ON ALL BATTLES

[Adverse]

Welcome to the wonderful world of manpoems

[Sharp]

plz be real plz be real

you know you need more than 3 'stick' wordplays and a 'nina' line for a topical right?

[Zaddy]

Adverse thanks bro it feels good to finally be on the right side of things

Sharp I have it under control pipsquek

[Sharp]

make us proud

[Candy]

Real talk, it’s time.


sraL Candy guide me



EDIT: I WILL STILL BE VOTING ON ALL BATTLES
sure
start with 6 lines
work with syllables of three/five and two for all of them as the beat
and then pick your story and write within the spaces by making the rhymes the connection to the stories progression

[Diode]

Cool when can I mercilessly clown you it's been a while.

[Exis]

I'm retirin' from dog cock & goin' back to pussies...just to let you know.

[Mac]

are you showing Zaddy allow me the pleasure to be your last worthy opponent

[DMS]

I'm retirin' from dog cock & goin' back to pussies...just to let you know.

This made my fucking ass cheeks give out from laughter

[Hush]

Then your growing up to be a faggot

[Zaddy]

are you showing Zaddy allow me the pleasure to be your last worthy opponent

Hell yeah im showing bro

[UserName]

Then your growing up to be a faggot

Lmao gonnne

[Witty]

Then your growing up to be a faggot

This comment was hurtful, but I am sure you only meant it to demean Zelph which is always a worthy pursuit.

Some really great stuff can be found in these 'topical' (whatever the fuck that means) verses, there are a lot of pretty talented writers.

Unfortunately we mainly get the fucking idiots these days, but if you dig deep, there's some shit there.

In conclusion, I agree, Zelph is a faggot.

[Pharaohs Army]

I still fuck with your Rich Gannon bar. Sidearm.