Hush
07-28-2020, 11:09 PM
intro
Catch you fuckers at a bad time ? It’s hot as hell outside , Covid still reigns supreme , and our streets are policed by antifa . Oh did I forget to mention it’s 100 degrees everyday ... gosh jeez golly dang ... if only we had a hobby that could keep us indoors during these trying times . Text. Fucking. Battles. You heard me shitstain.. we reviving our 8mile fantasies and url wet dreams . And here I stand .. Willy Wonka ready to unveil his newest Gobstopper. Damn right , I’m going Vince McMahon full text battle promoter in the coming weeks guys. My job will be to make this fun , interesting , cool and fair . I also have the best looking wife on here ... anywho. I love you guys . My legs are getting really strong and I am working on abs . Would you fight an Alien ? Dungeons and dragons is cool as fuck, I got new dice . Anyway .. let’s get to the get down
Shadow Boxing 2020
I know I ran this once before back in the day . I will prolly did for some links in a few ... but yo those that got the super secret DMs know what time it is . We have a few Hall of Famers competing, some of the most creative punchliners still going it , as well as some faces who have been away for a bit competing. This should be dope and do a further job or beating down vote bias and vote copying . I will be releasing the battles one by one to increase drama and tension and well as ensure each battle gets all the looks it deserves. If all goes as planned winner will have heavy bragging rights , maybe I’ll cash app u 20 bucks to buy lunch too . Thank you all for being down for the culture and being prompt with ur sign ups and responses . I’m open to new ideas let’s have some fun
Throwback Battle from Shadow Boxing I
Preview
Gunbar king murda sho faces off against the current NBL champion Tic. Both have earned there spot in the Finals as the competition in Shadow Boxing was heavy for all involved. Repp to both of these guys for sticking out the tournament and making it a huge success. Without further delay lets get to these bars.
Tic is +2 votes due to sending his verse first
Murda Sho
Im droppin fire soon as I go in, u'll fall to the blast yo
It'd torch ur skin so much Hulk Hogan would call u a Sambo
Speakin of racists if u got ur bros on the block to come get me
The semi'd be spraying more hoes than the cops in the 60's
If ur friends hype for u lets see if they fight for u...
When I paralyze u with the 6 like Drizzy lets see if they write for you!
Scope at his brain, watch him talk till it's stable...
Snipers dont lie they tell the whole truth cause ima put it all on the table
Im with the cool crowd at the bars they'll acknowledge me...
This nigga wouldn't get accepted if he was a heartfelt apology
Ur chick supports u and now u steppin to legends?...
It not fair she sports the "that bar was fuckin hard face" 24/7
Just cut it out, you've really sucked this round...
I mean because of USB won't be remembered like corrupted files
U wont be at an advantage when these bust off fool
Cause u may have the 2 up on me but I got the peace up on you!
Zip Him Up!
Tic
Please respect, you’ll be Gaspin For Air when you meet the tech
Fuck Temperature. My Trigger Finger’ll Empty ya Body of Fluids…that’s a Heat Index
You’ll meet your maker. I’ll have you dead quick for yappin & bitchin
One punch to ya Heart’ll Make Amend w/out sayin the act of contrition
From afar you may look rough, but homie I’m certain ya culo…
On Closer Look, your punches have no Signs of Impact, like the surface of Pluto
This bitch’ll get slain, trust not 1 clip will remain…
When I come through & MTA chamber - It’ll feel like you got hit by a train
Reading ya lines is a Strain, a Mixture of shit that’s never hittin
Nothing Solid ever gets thru..making your verse a Sieve fit for any kitchen
You talk shit like you’re dope, & should be renowned to all & feared?
How....when the balance of Uh Oh’s statement Accounts for your career
Try allllll you want, trust you'll never slay me tho
Step to me & all you'll hear is Shots of Metal Ring Out like Big Baby's roast
After this slaughter you won’t see this Vet Comin Back, I’m shootin this lame
I don’t care that we saw Resurrect from the Dead, you won’t be doin the same
Catch you fuckers at a bad time ? It’s hot as hell outside , Covid still reigns supreme , and our streets are policed by antifa . Oh did I forget to mention it’s 100 degrees everyday ... gosh jeez golly dang ... if only we had a hobby that could keep us indoors during these trying times . Text. Fucking. Battles. You heard me shitstain.. we reviving our 8mile fantasies and url wet dreams . And here I stand .. Willy Wonka ready to unveil his newest Gobstopper. Damn right , I’m going Vince McMahon full text battle promoter in the coming weeks guys. My job will be to make this fun , interesting , cool and fair . I also have the best looking wife on here ... anywho. I love you guys . My legs are getting really strong and I am working on abs . Would you fight an Alien ? Dungeons and dragons is cool as fuck, I got new dice . Anyway .. let’s get to the get down
Shadow Boxing 2020
I know I ran this once before back in the day . I will prolly did for some links in a few ... but yo those that got the super secret DMs know what time it is . We have a few Hall of Famers competing, some of the most creative punchliners still going it , as well as some faces who have been away for a bit competing. This should be dope and do a further job or beating down vote bias and vote copying . I will be releasing the battles one by one to increase drama and tension and well as ensure each battle gets all the looks it deserves. If all goes as planned winner will have heavy bragging rights , maybe I’ll cash app u 20 bucks to buy lunch too . Thank you all for being down for the culture and being prompt with ur sign ups and responses . I’m open to new ideas let’s have some fun
Throwback Battle from Shadow Boxing I
Preview
Gunbar king murda sho faces off against the current NBL champion Tic. Both have earned there spot in the Finals as the competition in Shadow Boxing was heavy for all involved. Repp to both of these guys for sticking out the tournament and making it a huge success. Without further delay lets get to these bars.
Tic is +2 votes due to sending his verse first
Murda Sho
Im droppin fire soon as I go in, u'll fall to the blast yo
It'd torch ur skin so much Hulk Hogan would call u a Sambo
Speakin of racists if u got ur bros on the block to come get me
The semi'd be spraying more hoes than the cops in the 60's
If ur friends hype for u lets see if they fight for u...
When I paralyze u with the 6 like Drizzy lets see if they write for you!
Scope at his brain, watch him talk till it's stable...
Snipers dont lie they tell the whole truth cause ima put it all on the table
Im with the cool crowd at the bars they'll acknowledge me...
This nigga wouldn't get accepted if he was a heartfelt apology
Ur chick supports u and now u steppin to legends?...
It not fair she sports the "that bar was fuckin hard face" 24/7
Just cut it out, you've really sucked this round...
I mean because of USB won't be remembered like corrupted files
U wont be at an advantage when these bust off fool
Cause u may have the 2 up on me but I got the peace up on you!
Zip Him Up!
Tic
Please respect, you’ll be Gaspin For Air when you meet the tech
Fuck Temperature. My Trigger Finger’ll Empty ya Body of Fluids…that’s a Heat Index
You’ll meet your maker. I’ll have you dead quick for yappin & bitchin
One punch to ya Heart’ll Make Amend w/out sayin the act of contrition
From afar you may look rough, but homie I’m certain ya culo…
On Closer Look, your punches have no Signs of Impact, like the surface of Pluto
This bitch’ll get slain, trust not 1 clip will remain…
When I come through & MTA chamber - It’ll feel like you got hit by a train
Reading ya lines is a Strain, a Mixture of shit that’s never hittin
Nothing Solid ever gets thru..making your verse a Sieve fit for any kitchen
You talk shit like you’re dope, & should be renowned to all & feared?
How....when the balance of Uh Oh’s statement Accounts for your career
Try allllll you want, trust you'll never slay me tho
Step to me & all you'll hear is Shots of Metal Ring Out like Big Baby's roast
After this slaughter you won’t see this Vet Comin Back, I’m shootin this lame
I don’t care that we saw Resurrect from the Dead, you won’t be doin the same