evaD vs Destroyer - evaD WINS

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Netcees Pic League

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evaD Destroyer

[evaD]

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UR DED BITCH

[evaD]

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Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many”
And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
There are rules to how some things are worn Des..
Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead.
This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at
If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat
That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number

[Destroyer]

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On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho.
How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe?
Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced?
There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses
Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair
But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square
this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning
I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing
covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward
Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours
I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports
But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts
nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair
It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there

[Adverse]

Dave has
Marvel
Retractable digits
Chrome dome was kinda basic but executed well

Des has
Foreshadowing
No art was decent

There were some misses or at least irrelevant sections in this battle but I enjoyed it all in all. It was a fun read but I thought Dave had more hits so I’m going with him

V/Davey

[Wanderer]

Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many”
either I don’t get this or it’s way too simple...
And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
Cool
It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
Dope
There are rules to how some things are worn Des..
Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead.
Lol ok
This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at
If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat
Not feeling
That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
Nah again
A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number
Punch is fire.. set up could’ve been better

Vs

On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho.
How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe?
Lol ok. Kinda wordy in the punch but it’s cool
Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced?
There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses
Decent
Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair
But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square
Ehhhh JUST gets a pass. Not great
this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning
I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing
Cabinet painted with his head/foreshadowing is kind of a loose connection to me but I like the creative angle
covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward
Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours
Cool
I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports
But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts
Lol nice
nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair
It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there
Not so keen

Ok so best bars in order

Home alone>wet shorts>retractable digits>camel toe>visiting hours>bum chin

This really goes back and forth and could go either way. I’m gonna edge this to Des just because his misses were slightly better

Vote - Destroyer

[UPN Zuch]

Home alone was a heater
Fortune teller
Closer

Vs

Verse art
Visiting hours

Good battle but Dave was slightly more consistent and had LOTB

Vote dave

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Dave -

And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number

Des -

this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning
I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing
covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward
Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours
I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports
But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts

I got Dave with one more quote, winning by a small margin, Marvel and Visiting Hours were probably my favorites from each...

v - Dave

[Mac]

Oh look a boring generic boomer, just some dude we’ve seen already
If I was asked to describe you in three words I’d probably go with “three’s too many”
cool

And that mag section was just sad to me bro
If I wanted to see an old man bitter about an immigrant I’d just watch Gran Torino
funny lol

It’s not just the dressing like a child, it’s the size I won’t condone
But that Marvel be a perfect fit... if we’re talking lookalikes from Home Alone
ok right

There are rules to how some things are worn Des..
Like.. heart on ya sleeve? That’s cool.. but not ya bum chin on your forehead.
not feeling this

This setup just for Juxtaposed cus no one’ll know where my mac be at
If Des concealing the chrome it’ll just be his Dome under that Yankee hat
cool

That screw face getting folded; he won’t know how to combat it
Brow already resembles a paper fortune teller and every single outcome is faggot
okk

A Wolverine tee? He must be your girls favourite I wonder?
Cus she’s been wishing for retractable digits since the day you got her number
lol


vs.


On first glance, Dave’s normal. But trust me. He’s damaged tho.
How the fuck u a dude, those ain’t even tight shorts & u still rockin a cameltoe?
cool but a bit stretched

Is this ur studio apartment? Or a hotel room where u surfaced?
There’s no art that can be seen anywhere... just like one of ur verses
ok simple delivery

Zuch bitcoined u already. So I can’t even speak on that stupid hair
But even that rectangle on ur shirt can’t cover up the fact that u a square
decent

this room needs more color. There ain’t even a floor patterning
I’m a paint the cabinet behind u with ur own head - I call that foreshadowing
not feeling this

covered face in a pic battle tho? This kid is a coward
Next time u in a mask & I see u, ur family will be following visiting hours
cool

I know ur excited for snorkeling. We all enjoy pleasure sports
But bro, ur supposed to wait til u get in the ocean before u wet ur shorts
decent

nah, fuck it, that shit’s jacked. I have to talk about this kid’s hair
It’s weird he seeks respite under the waves, when he literally lives every minute there
ok


really really tight.. both came up pretty equal so it's a matter of preference, I actually flowed better with dave's humor so i'm going with him here.. no hate for both great battle

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Bomb Bard Resin M-I-C FGR

[Resin M-I-C]

three too many was jokes
gran torino was solid
he dont look like marv to me
nahhh at forehead
concealing was ok
fortune teller coulda been a banger, somethin was off
closer was yikes .. that hit

vs

cameltoe worked, funny
art was light
square was light again
yeah i fucked with foreshadowing
visiting hrs missing felt like its somethin
not feelin wet shorts
waves was good

with a couple more lines i liked and the closer being the best line in here

Dave wins