LOL Detour dun goofed (caught biting) (still can't win)

[Split]

Credit goes to oXus

https://www.facebook.com/bigvakill

PJK. What are you gonna do with your life?

[Fart]

So that's def not a win against Diz LOL

[Certain]

When will he get his Hall of Fame spot?

[Badweather]

HOF

[Inno]

Lmao@the comments.

Jewish, twitch problem hahahaha

[Wise Wiggles]

"Lucas Osborne
ah alright, watching it now. if you're a white jewish guy with a tweaking problem... probably shouldn't be battling to begin with. so far this is embarrassing...
1 · 1 hour ago"

Vakill seem pretty heated and shit.

[Rawn M.D.]

Orc

n vakill<pjk obv lol

[God Of War]

what lines did he bite tho

[PancakeBrah]

http://i.imgflip.com/3barp.jpg (http://imgflip.com/i/3barp)

[Neighbor]

Vakill is a legend

[Boredom]

God Of War vakill is sayin the walmart and cross lines back to back.

[Destroyer]

godamn this is interesting
someone post said lines. immediately

[veritas]

All of our heros are dead now.

[uh-oh]

vakills been a nobody forever

someone find out and post the lines. pjk has never been known to bite in my knowledge, and why would he bite vakill? lol wtf

[Certain]

Vakill's one of the best punchline rappers ever. Who should he bite?

[veritas]

I need proof.

[oats]

I'm hesitant to believe this tbh. Would be kinda funny if true though. Dub treys stand up

[Wise Wiggles]

Am I the only one here who thinks Vakill's word is proof enough? Lol like really?

The fuck would he lie about it for?

[God Of War]

Lmao no one word is powerful enough to follow blindly the fuck is wrong wit u cats

[Neighbor]

THIS GOING TO BE WHAT GETS DETOUR KILLED

[DLB]

all bar mitzvah's got put on hold just so they can kick detour out smh he aloan now

[Joe Metts]

Pjk used to bite eminem in text.


Cut you so fast when the blood spills its still blue was one that sticks out.

[oats]

I remember when he dropped the real slim shady in OM. It got HOF'd

[trap.]

Posted on RMBVA. Get your popcorn folks.

[uh-oh]

whats rmbva?

someone post the bars

[trap.]

They'll post the bars eventually. People hate dude over there and it's just really fun to watch if you get bored on da internetz.

[Seyance]

seen him bite rhyme asylum before.

rubbing salt in bullet wounds just to make the slugs dissolve.

[Destroyer]

man, this is like when I found out Elton John was gay

[God Of War]

man, this is like when I found out Elton John was gay

and nas

[Destroyer]

I hate you
triforce

[God Of War]

I hate you
triforce

TRIFORCE

yo i heard hat eme now for the first time the other day

thought it was pretty dope tbh

[Maximus]

Someone post the murfucking barz tho..

[Destroyer]

TRIFORCE

yo i heard hat eme now for the first time the other day

thought it was pretty dope tbh

you have been redeemed

[God Of War]

you have been redeemed

been stuck in my head for a couple days


every time my girl says something i go

YOU CAN HATE ME NOW BUT I WONT STOP NOWWWW

[God Of War]

i think vakill is being a faggot

he is saying the walmart roll back prices line was bitten


theres been 20 textcees to use the shit before vakill did so did he bite the concept to?

[uh-oh]

word

same with the salt/slugs cmonsons

someone post the BARZ THO

and what is rmbva? someone link me

[God Of War]

word

same with the salt/slugs cmonsons

someone post the BARZ THO

and what is rmbva? someone link me

http://rmbva.com/detour-gets-aired-out-vakill-t2127p3.html


but yeah i think vakill just trying to get a little exposure, which imo is why he said kotd battloer when detour aint even a kotd battler

[Split]

LOL that faggot SonnyDaze is over there

He handed me my first text battle loss

anyways. see you guys in the winter, off to college

[Witty]

Some dude there said it was word for word tho?

Cuz if so, that's a bite regardless of whether the concept is played or not.

[uh-oh]

the problem here seems to be that nobody can identify what the lines are because nobody watches Detour battles AND nobody listens to Vakill.

dingdingding

[God Of War]

Some dude there said it was word for word tho?

Cuz if so, that's a bite regardless of whether the concept is played or not.

do u knop how used the "eyes roll back in your head like walmart prices" or some type of shit like that has been used exactly in battling?

[Witty]

Never seen it, but then why would I have?

I am not overly interested in text, other than something to do once in a while.

It's a horrible line tho, either way.

[oats]

I wonder what Real Deal thinks about this

[veritas]

*handshakes revoked*

[uh-oh]

so bars still havent been posted

detour and vakill are going back and forth in that link GOW posted, and they also went back and forth on twitter

detours claiming he never heard of dude. which is possible. i've definately heard of dude, but i only skimmed over his shit never heard anything that made me want to look into him

but yea, now its just kind of a debauchery

it was a simple line/flip

it was a roll back line lol. cmon yo

at least thats what im gathering from it. dont know if its a word for word thing, but even shitty dudes would come up with a rollback line

thats like a cum or defeet line

[uh-oh]

im bout to download this dudes music solely based off this interaction

..you threw a adrt at me and i recanted..how is that salty?? typical net response when a quick strike is implemented.. and by macklemore being your fav rapper you have lost all rights to even speak to me.. go stand in the corner and choke yourself till i log off

lmao fuck macklemore

VAKILL NIGGA

someone link his albums haha

[Allen Knight]

Lloll

[Diode]

darkest cloud is a great album

[God Of War]

vakill seems cool as fuck man

[Destroyer]

I read that whole exchange and realized that I'm clearly wasting my life

[God Of War]

I read that whole exchange and realized that I'm clearly wasting my life

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINEDDDDDD

[Destroyer]

like all that shit and not one person can post the bars in question?

[Boredom]

God Of War yes

[veritas]

Vakill is dope.

[Wise Wiggles]

Detour has to be the dumbest motherfucker on this planet. Dude thinks Vakill is trying to get shine off him? lmao

[oats]

Vakill wants real deal to shake his hand

[StarFaggot]

I tried to defend Detour against Vakill and Vakill did not provide irrefutable proof to me. The jury is still out on this.

[DLB]

grown men acting like kids, how ironic

[Strikta]

Who gives a shit really.

[Sn00p]

like all that shit and not one person can post the bars in question?

[God Of War]

he used the

when ur eyes rollback like walmart prices or some shit

and some line about putting salt in a gun wound to dissolve the slug or some shit rofl

[Sn00p]

he used the

when ur eyes rollback like walmart prices or some shit

and some line about putting salt in a gun wound to dissolve the slug or some shit rofl

in a live battle? i'm pretty sure i've seen that slug line used by him in txt before. seems reeeally suspicious.

[God Of War]

in a live battle? i'm pretty sure i've seen that slug line used by him in txt before. seems reeeally suspicious.

vakill says what was suspect to him wasnt the context of the wal mart line but the fact both lines was back to back in the battle and on his track lol

[Sn00p]

vakill says what was suspect to him wasnt the context of the wal mart line but the fact both lines was back to back in the battle and on his track lol

it would be so easy to prove this right or wrong if old nc's archives were still up. oh well...

[Wise Wiggles]

vakill says what was suspect to him wasnt the context of the wal mart line but the fact both lines was back to back in the battle and on his track lol

Nah. It was worded the exact same way. Seyance said Pjk bit that slugs dissolve line in text before. Vakill said that dude bit the rollback and a cross line right after that. Then detour comes in acting like a faggot. Talking some Vakill ain't relevant when he's been on tracks with Sluggo and Royce da 5'9? LMAO

Give it a fucking rest.

[veritas]

VAKILL IS DOPE. HE IS LEAGUES ABOVE DETOUR LOLZ.

[Frank Metts]

Does anyone really care?

I never heard of vakill till now so his purpose in this was an accomplishment .... detour used lines that have been in text for years but in a live sense, detour has stated many times he doesn't listen to todays hip hop and the placement of these lines in a battle makes sense just like they would on a song

So did vakill bite text and put it on wax or did detour just recycle some shit he read in text years ago ... I say the latter makes the most sense ... conceded does it too

Vakill smart but full of himself at the same time a wal mart line like really accusing someone of stealing a wal mart roll back price line is like accusing a someone of biting a cum line .. its just such a simple concept ... the slug one is too but I always thought salt on slugs was hood shit lol .. like I didnt think dudes in the burbs do that shit

[God Of War]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/63312ce399e0f946aea0bc39ea469b2b/tumblr_mp638rAZhk1svlgeso8_250.gif

[Rawn M.D.]

so is detour the new shucksss?

and Vakill was dope af with molemen, second only to Qwel imo

[God Of War]

so is detour the new shucksss?

and Vakill was dope af with molemen, second only to Qwel imo

vakill seems like a really cool dude and i tried to explain to him that the shit has been used in text for ages

i dont think detour bit but detour should of had a bit more respect. vakill has done alot of shit in hip hop and detour saying he was trying to get his name out off of it was laughable since vakills fan base would be 5 times detours


either way i dont think pj bit nor do i think vakill did it to get recognition

[Rawn M.D.]

word im QQ'n rmbvta now tbh...

those bars are nothin new...tho coincidence seems odd

n i highly doubt pjk dont kno who vakill is...esp if he was a backpacker

[Wise Wiggles]

detour has stated many times he doesn't listen to todays hip hop and the placement of these lines in a battle makes sense just like they would on a song

Vakill been in the game since the early 90's. the fuck are you talking about? No one cares WHAT detour "says". Dude will "say" anything at this point. Your brother even remembers him biting shit off sslp even after detour has "said" he hates eminem. You actually gonna put it past detour (given his looks, personality) to bite from one of the all time punch line greats? Pfffft

[uh-oh]

yea pjk has been a faggot throughout this whole thing

but in his ginger jew defense, no one likes being called a biter

[uh-oh]

yo you guys keep calling this dude a punchline great?

what should i check out?

i dont find it hard to believe he's never heard of him. i've "heard" of him, meaning the names familiar. thats about it

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1azulIMYSyA

[Frank Metts]

Vakill been in the game since the early 90's. the fuck are you talking about? No one cares WHAT detour "says". Dude will "say" anything at this point. Your brother even remembers him biting shit off sslp even after detour has "said" he hates eminem. You actually gonna put it past detour (given his looks, personality) to bite from one of the all time punch line greats? Pfffft

A bites a bite but when its something that is so unoriginal or common then its just an overused piece of shit .. snd this is the case

I've been into all kinds of rap since about 86 and this is the first Ive heard of vakill... if he has that much of a fan base which I doubt he does then he just put detours name out their more so he did him a favor basically , hes prob real heavy in chicago kind of like bossman is real heavy in bmore and before wale blew up he was heavy but now hes exposed and talked about to a wider audience .... people blatantly bite, no one will ever admit it and sometimes it is coincidence ... who knows ???

When I use to go to my mixtape man he'd put me on but 99% of the new artist were east coast .. shit even from florida up he had the the haps on the new shit or who's coming up or who's dope etc etc but he never once slid me a vakill or moleman tape like yo you got to check this out ... he might be a good rapper or artist and known by some but he's not that big if he's salty about a battle rapper using a concept he used

I don't see fab bitching on social media everytime someone tries to terribly flip a shells in stomach like u ate pasta line ...

Nick cannon didn't even say a word when lil wayne bite his scarecrow looking for brain line word for word ...

Dudes just sad now a days that's all but props to detour for staying relevant enough to be called out by a rapper who's done tracks with ras kass and royce ...

[uh-oh]

not feeling it

he said a c section/cut above these pussies line

PUNCHLINE GOD

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmKbOb-BqpY

[uh-oh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmKbOb-BqpY
dope

[God Of War]

A bites a bite but when its something that is so unoriginal or common then its just an overused piece of shit .. snd this is the case

I've been into all kinds of rap since about 86 and this is the first Ive heard of vakill... if he has that much of a fan base which I doubt he does then he just put detours name out their more so he did him a favor basically , hes prob real heavy in chicago kind of like bossman is real heavy in bmore and before wale blew up he was heavy but now hes exposed and talked about to a wider audience .... people blatantly bite, no one will ever admit it and sometimes it is coincidence ... who knows ???

When I use to go to my mixtape man he'd put me on but 99% of the new artist were east coast .. shit even from florida up he had the the haps on the new shit or who's coming up or who's dope etc etc but he never once slid me a vakill or moleman tape like yo you got to check this out ... he might be a good rapper or artist and known by some but he's not that big if he's salty about a battle rapper using a concept he used

I don't see fab bitching on social media everytime someone tries to terribly flip a shells in stomach like u ate pasta line ...

Nick cannon didn't even say a word when lil wayne bite his scarecrow looking for brain line word for word ...

Dudes just sad now a days that's all but props to detour for staying relevant enough to be called out by a rapper who's done tracks with ras kass and royce ...


uve been into hip hop since 86 and never heard of molemen ?

[Frank Metts]

Nope never heard of them ... in 86 it was run dmc and the fresh prince I mean I was 6

[Rawn M.D.]

one thing i do agree with was that comment about Juice

i still feel that rappers from the scribble jam era trump the kotd type rappers now as far as skill imo

its a diff game, i just hold off the dome in higher esteem

[God Of War]

Nope never heard of them ... in 86 it was run dmc and the fresh prince I mean I was 6

thats nuts esp if u was into underground shit lol i heard of molemen ages ago and of vakill. never been a big fan but always knew who they was

[uh-oh]

uve been into hip hop since 86 and never heard of molemen ?

i've only heard of them because i make beats and look into producers and shit

but at the same time i've only heard of molemen the same way i've heard of vakill. i probably seen there name thrown around on forums or skimmed over on hip hop blogs

these dudes are all underground, you guys are making it seem like they are a household name or relevant

they're not.

[God Of War]

i've only heard of them because i make beats and look into producers and shit

but at the same time i've only heard of molemen the same way i've heard of vakill. i probably seen there name thrown around on forums or skimmed over on hip hop blogs

these dudes are all underground, you guys are making it seem like they are a household name or relevant

they're not.

molemen is pretty relevant in the underground scene

[Rawn M.D.]

right right

Ritual of..
is pretty classic

Qwel is more 'punchline god' than Vakill imo tho

[Brian Bryan]

lmao @ trap's 'diss kabob' post

think I was the only one who got it

[Certain]

i've only heard of them because i make beats and look into producers and shit

but at the same time i've only heard of molemen the same way i've heard of vakill. i probably seen there name thrown around on forums or skimmed over on hip hop blogs

these dudes are all underground, you guys are making it seem like they are a household name or relevant

they're not.

At the same time, we all post on websites dedicated to text rap. Underground rappers are pretty familiar names here.

Vakill and the Molemen are about on the same level as Apathy and the Demigodz, but they've been around a few years longer.

[trap.]

lmao @ trap's 'diss kabob' post

think I was the only one who got it

I see you.

[Sharp]

molemen is pretty relevant in the underground scene

i dont know if you meant to do something there

but i see it regardless

[God Of War]

i dont know if you meant to do something there

but i see it regardless

lmao

[trap.]

i dont know if you meant to do something there

but i see it regardless

I see that see and I raise your see with a saw.

[Sharp]

my brain hurst

[Masaii]

the fact that vakill even went to the effort to make an account and argue with detour shows how insignificant he is tbh plus i lold irl at his "semi pro bodybuilder since 96", the fuck is he lifting, big macs?

[Sho Money EMG]

i think vakill is being a faggot

he is saying the walmart roll back prices line was bitten


theres been 20 textcees to use the shit before vakill did so did he bite the concept to?

Agreed.

I think this guy valkil just tryna get some attention

[Witty]

You aren't allowed an opinion.

[Certain]

Some of you seem under the impression that Detour is more famous than Vakill.

[Sn00p]

Nah. It was worded the exact same way. Seyance said Pjk bit that slugs dissolve line in text before.

word. this was what i remembered. in that case, pjk is pretty pathetic. and dumb. don't make the same mistake twice. kinda whack vakill is acting like he invented that shit tho. both should just let it be, cuz neither can come out victorious.

[Just C]

loling at this clash of the ego's between classic pak MK II and the ginger jew joke. both of em beyond corny.

[Frank Metts]

thats nuts esp if u was into underground shit lol i heard of molemen ages ago and of vakill. never been a big fan but always knew who they was

I mean maybe at one point someone mentioned them or I read an article or someone played me a track but when I think of molemen I instantly think of made men because Ive read source mag since Christ like 94 maybe 95 and safe to say they have had a mention in 75% of the issues ... if I did hear of them they just weren't relevant enough to stick in my mind, plus o wasn't a cpu Napster guy I was a find my man and buy 4 for 10 mixtapes or go to circuit city and buy the studio shit guy

[detour]

vakills been a nobody forever

someone find out and post the lines. pjk has never been known to bite in my knowledge, and why would he bite vakill? lol wtf

this 100%...never heard of vakill in my life...why would I bite some '90's punch line rapper I've never heard a song from?

[detour]

word. this was what i remembered. in that case, pjk is pretty pathetic. and dumb. don't make the same mistake twice. kinda whack vakill is acting like he invented that shit tho. both should just let it be, cuz neither can come out victorious.

are u fuckin serious?

ain't nobody biting shit...u honestly believe with all the shit I've written I would really wanna start biting people?

oh an the slug line was dumb as fuck as far as accusations go...I said "when I hit this scrub with a mac, then gut him an laugh.. I'm just pouring salt in the wound to melt the slug in his back"...

someone came in claimin some underground rap dude I had also never heard of before said some bullshit about "I pour salt in wounds to dissolve slugs"...I don't fuckin know...this shit is beyond reaching...

ever heard the phrase there's no new idea under the sun? get the fuck outta here...

[Just C]

Are you still under the most retarded of delusions that Vakill is tryna piggy back off your name?

[Witty]

There are plenty of new ideas.

Let's give all the penguins in the world a facelift.

There's one.

[Fart]

this 100%...never heard of vakill in my life...why would I bite some '90's punch line rapper I've never heard a song from?

if you heard him say it in a song, would you claim he bit you?

[Witty]

There should be a day every year when people are only allowed to lift things with their teeth.

There's another.

[Witty]

Free honey for disabled bees.

[Just C]

no monocles for faggot foxes

[Witty]

no monocles for faggot foxes

Stop.

You aren't good at this.

[Just C]

Good at what? trying too hard to think of irrelevant zany shit to say? ur right, I'll leave u to it boss.

[Witty]

Thank you.

Now be quiet while I think.

[Witty]

No countries for old men.

Cuz what would they do with them anyway?

[oats]

Until someone posts:

Exhibit A: what vakill said in *name of song* from *date song came out* :
*ACTUAL BARS VERBATIM*

Exhibit B: what detour said in his battle vs. diz:
*ACTUAL BARS VERBATIM*

This is just a he-said she-said. I haven't found any compelling evidence of biting.

[Geno]

..that the reason nomads and LDB are in the dead crew forum, is because atr put them there.

Fact.
Hold your applause people, and go home. There's nothing to see here

[Ghost1]

Rawn is such a stupid faggoter.

[Rawn M.D.]

im glad u made it bags

[Sn00p]

are u fuckin serious?

ain't nobody biting shit...u honestly believe with all the shit I've written I would really wanna start biting people?

oh an the slug line was dumb as fuck as far as accusations go...I said "when I hit this scrub with a mac, then gut him an laugh.. I'm just pouring salt in the wound to melt the slug in his back"...

someone came in claimin some underground rap dude I had also never heard of before said some bullshit about "I pour salt in wounds to dissolve slugs"...I don't fuckin know...this shit is beyond reaching...

ever heard the phrase there's no new idea under the sun? get the fuck outta here...

haha, sup. i thought the evidence was way better. memory served me wrong if what u say is true. no need to get all mad. it was never nothing personal. but u should stop using slug lines. lol

[Lucos]

way to pour salt in the wound^

[Brian Bryan]

lmao Peej dissolving other peoples lines, watering them down and trying to pass them off as his own

roflzzz

[Brian Bryan]

this 100%...never heard of vakill in my life...why would I bite some '90's punch line rapper I've never heard a song from?

...for the same reason you also had "never heard of" Eminem that time you stole his "you can't see me like Mase's eyebrows" and "i'll cut you so fast when your blood spilt, it was still blue", i'm guessing?

roflzzz

[Lucos]

i thought it was common knowledge that detour is a freelance biter

[Frank Metts]

...for the same reason you also had "never heard of" Eminem that time you stole his "you can't see me like Mase's eyebrows" and "i'll cut you so fast when your blood spilt, it was still blue", i'm guessing?

roflzzz

We will allow this as exhibit a but let the court note eminem is and was much more of a household name then vakill ... let the courts also note eminem has sold more of a single track then vakill has sold of his entire catalog

[Rawn M.D.]

frank tryna send PJK to ncpd

[detour]

...for the same reason you also had "never heard of" Eminem that time you stole his "you can't see me like Mase's eyebrows" and "i'll cut you so fast when your blood spilt, it was still blue", i'm guessing?

roflzzz

lmaooo I never said I hadn't heard of eminem...I said he said something different from what I did...my line was something about have ur body missin like mace's eyebrow hair or some shit...I guess everyone that's ever used a shots/liquor line or flipped any kind of wordplay that's ever been flipped before is a biter as well?

any time someone made an entendre off gun/can or anything is a biter as well? smh y'all kats are crazy...I'll keep doing me an u keep wishing I wasn't...

[Witty]

You could just come up with original lines.

That might help.

[Splitty Octavius]

as long as we all agree Detour is human refuse, this thread was a success

[Badweather]

the old ways of understanding still hold true

"the same people that raise you up will eventually try to tear you down."

[Brian Bryan]

lmaooo I never said I hadn't heard of eminem...I said he said something different from what I did...my line was something about have ur body missin like mace's eyebrow hair or some shit...I guess everyone that's ever used a shots/liquor line or flipped any kind of wordplay that's ever been flipped before is a biter as well?

any time someone made an entendre off gun/can or anything is a biter as well? smh y'all kats are crazy...I'll keep doing me an u keep wishing I wasn't...

lmao there's a huge difference there, Arbeit Nacht Frei.

the "Mase's eyebrow" for a start is the part that is in question

that's waaaayyyyy more close than two people using the same word for a wordplay as the English language is limited in how much can be done

quit trying to play it off like that was coincidental

and it hardly looks good on you in light of recent events now, does it?

hopefully the mods got their banhammers at the ready smh

[Brian Bryan]

lmao someone update Peejtour's Accomplishments Thread to read "wrote Eminems and Vakills back catalogues first, without their knowledge or consent"

[Ghost1]

I think jewtours hof status may be in jeapordy

[anime_boners]

Until someone posts:

Exhibit A: what vakill said in *name of song* from *date song came out* :
*ACTUAL BARS VERBATIM*

Exhibit B: what detour said in his battle vs. diz:
*ACTUAL BARS VERBATIM*

This is just a he-said she-said. I haven't found any compelling evidence of biting.

word

but as said already, nobody actually listens to/watches either party lolol

[Brian Bryan]

loling at this clash of the ego's between classic pak MK II and the ginger jew joke. both of em beyond corny.

lmao at a sneak Cyclops diss being in there

i see you, Just C, even if he can't...

[God Of War]

MAN I HATE TO SYA IT BUT IT ISNT LIKE MASES EYEBROWS IS A FUCKING EVERY DAY BAR. I NEVER HEARD IT OTHER THEN ON AN EMINEM ALBUM SO ITS HIGHLY UNLIKELY ITS A CONCEPT ERYONE THINKS OF

[Witty]

I AGREE ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MADE THE STATEMENT ENTIRELY IN UPPERCASE LETTERS.

[God Of War]

I AGREE ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MADE THE STATEMENT ENTIRELY IN UPPERCASE LETTERS.

LMAO im trolling soem game forums and forget to turn caps lock off when i come back here. so after i start typing i decide its to much work for me to hit backspace and re type so I GO WITH IT WITT

[Witty]

FAIR ENOUGH, THANK YOU FOR THE EXPLANATION.

HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR.

[Brian Bryan]

lmao how this tweaking faggot an eighth dan in jewjitsu yet still not able to ninja edit those lines from his memory though?

roflzzz