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UPN Zuch
01-17-2021, 01:01 PM
After begging me for a pic battle...



https://i.ibb.co/Hr3Fnzt/1-E141-B1-B-6-E60-4-AC8-AFC2-5-D0232-BFF1-A6.jpg


People used to look up to you so I’ll keep it blunt
At one point you were a Trailblazer, now you look like you sleep in one
You got style my guy, what a tough example
The homeless look is usually hard to pull off but you’re a fucking natural
Bringing a junkie home? I hope her fam will stop her
“Camera is over here Kevin! Please stop eyeing my gramma’s copper”
You’re cracked out, while life is toxic at your pace
Your idea of a ‘striptease’ is when your girlfriend dangles Suboxone in your face
You have mental problems, and it’s a fact Zooch ruthless
Your head ain’t conditioned for this shit, but at least run some shampoo through it
This is easy, taking selfie’s with the trashiest wife
Peeps call you ‘washed up’, but you’ve never had a bath in your life
A shower and a shave would probably help with that sudden itch
Plus I doubt your girl enjoys getting her snatch eaten by Cousin It
Yeah me and my girl cuddle, that’s my ride or die dogg
Your bitch only looks to you for a spoon when its time to tie off
For real, stop acting like you’re done with your ways
Cheek bones have collapsed further than each and every one of your veins
Your whole appearance is brass, my shit is Diamond sector
My barber is the truth, your hairline couldn’t pass a lie detector
Rehab romance? That bitch is on her knees for the chedda
You wear heroin like a mask, she looks like V for Vendetta
Where did your body go? I mean it merely affects me
People ask what’s been eating Kung all these years, clearly it’s hep C
Money cash hoes, I got a dank amount
You settled for a hard 4 because no one else will co-sign a bank account
Jesus Christ you’re ugly, what’s her dad think of all this?
He thought she would bring home Mr. Clean Cut, not a tall drink of dog piss




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Fracture
01-17-2021, 02:13 PM
This is dope man

Post this shit on his fb wall

Amen
01-17-2021, 03:28 PM
Zuch, this is dope, bro. Probably o e of the best verses I’ve read from you. A lot of solid connections tied in with the picture observations.

Fire.

White LGI
01-17-2021, 04:37 PM
Vote-the other guy

Answer
01-17-2021, 08:31 PM
Good drop, probably better than anything kungs ever written

Ouch
01-18-2021, 03:37 AM
I didn't read this.. I will tommorow maybe.. probably not though


just looked at the picture, dude looked like the dude off the Zig Zag rolling papers

Ouch
01-18-2021, 03:43 AM
his girl friend got like this old line i made up....


im better than you and i'll beat you up... (define pow)
your lines are long as fuck... drawn on like a mexican bitches eye brows


anway fuck Zuch... Vote Kung... although I didnt read this

Ouch
01-18-2021, 04:02 AM
alright I red it.. REDD IT...but I was on suboxone before they were strips... old school opiate addict... well anyway I liked that line

and this was good... honestly a lot of filler and you said he looked like sunken in cheek bones and looked like shit I think that dude looks better here than ive seen him....


alright diss IMO not great but pretty good I'd give it like 10 being best ever a 5.5 or 6

Kill Spree
01-18-2021, 07:19 AM
alright I red it.. REDD IT...but I was on suboxone before they were strips... old school opiate addict... well anyway I liked that line

and this was good... honestly a lot of filler and you said he looked like sunken in cheek bones and looked like shit I think that dude looks better here than ive seen him....


alright diss IMO not great but pretty good I'd give it like 10 being best ever a 5.5 or 6

You are such a scum bag. Shut the fuck up

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 07:35 AM
Ouch when will you kill yourself and do your family a favor?

evaD
01-18-2021, 08:17 AM
V for vendetta bar one of the greatest of all time imo

Was fire throughout tho

Orc
01-18-2021, 08:56 AM
This was fire throughout, way better than some of your uninspired recents. That’s to be expected you’ve been consistently dropping for ages

Let me know if you want to go pics next time something is happening around here

Ouch
01-18-2021, 12:52 PM
This was ok.. better than average but nothing spectacular

these pussies are riding your dick because if they don't say OOOOOOO AMAZING BEST THING EVER! you will ban them or something

it was good, a few decent concepts and funny at times... but nothing to write home to mom about

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 01:32 PM
This was fire throughout, way better than some of your uninspired recents. That’s to be expected you’ve been consistently dropping for ages

Let me know if you want to go pics next time something is happening around here

If we met up in a tourney or something worth a damn, you got it my dogg. Thanks for taking the time to read.

Amen
01-18-2021, 02:15 PM
This was ok.. better than average but nothing spectacular

these pussies are riding your dick because if they don't say OOOOOOO AMAZING BEST THING EVER! you will ban them or something

it was good, a few decent concepts and funny at times... but nothing to write home to mom about

I’ve never said anything of his was dope before. In fact I’m probably the only one that’s ever voted against him.

What’s your deal, man?

Kill Spree
01-18-2021, 02:35 PM
I’ve never said anything of his was dope before. In fact I’m probably the only one that’s ever voted against him.

What’s your deal, man?

He’s high on Heroin bro he already said that

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 03:31 PM
these pussies are riding your dick because if they don't say OOOOOOO AMAZING BEST THING EVER! you will ban them or something


I’m not even a mod you fucking dead beat. I helped run NBL, that’s it.

Barcotic
01-18-2021, 07:07 PM
This was prettty good
I endorse

Question for you tho, zuchy .. I was looking thru the last bullshit excuse for a key tournament (the one you recycled and had 2 accounts in) and um...did you actually vote against yourself here http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=143964 ??? Lol you a whole different breed yo

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 07:16 PM
This was prettty good
I endorse

Question for you tho, zuchy .. I was looking thru the last bullshit excuse for a key tournament (the one you recycled and had 2 accounts in) and um...did you actually vote against yourself here http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=143964 ??? Lol you a whole different breed yo

Yeah I always vote against myself when I use an alias. Becsuse normally the rules are you have to vote on every battle and it’s not like you can vote for yourself lol.

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 07:19 PM
Oh yeah that was an accidental recycle. That bar was trash af anyway lmao. I think I used it in the battle arena when I was high against a jobber and totally forgot.

Barcotic
01-18-2021, 07:21 PM
Yeah I always vote against myself when I use an alias. Becsuse normally the rules are you have to vote on every battle and it’s not like you can vote for yourself lol.
LOLL
True

Barcotic
01-18-2021, 07:22 PM
But why did you enter with 2 accounts in the first place?
And how did you win after losing on one an recycling on the other? Lol

I vote hush for president

Ouch
01-18-2021, 07:38 PM
get em barc arent you about to be like...


yo i'm from where sasquatch is...
I touched bret harts weiner and thats the best there is


or something like that

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 08:01 PM
But why did you enter with 2 accounts in the first place?
And how did you win after losing on one an recycling on the other? Lol

I vote hush for president

They were short a guy, I posted garbage with top I’ll just for him to show up. I didn’t lose on the recycle because you swayed in the same battle I think. I would have to double check but I think that’s why.

UPN Zuch
01-18-2021, 08:02 PM
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=143259&highlight=Dragster


Look at this opener lol

Geno
01-18-2021, 11:20 PM
Yo lmmfao.

Dont think ive read a zuch before.

This shit had me dying. Cause obv, well, obv i just know about these things

Your idea of a ‘striptease’ is when your girlfriend dangles Suboxone in your face

Fucking dead. The rest prolly banannas to but i stopped there


But yo. Is that really kungfugrip in this pic..? I find it hard to believe.. cause i mean damn, that bitch is way uglier than i expected her to be

Ouch
01-18-2021, 11:42 PM
I do have to admit that strip tease line was very witty and funny. I was on suboxone but it was before the melt in your mouth strip things.

But I don't think Kung looks bad there, his (girl) or the girl in the picture with him looks like hooker. To me at least he doesnt look bad he looks like a 'indie' portland or seattle whiny musician or something but he doesnt look sickly or anything.

Ouch
01-18-2021, 11:43 PM
that suboxone strip line was dope though, got to give credit where credit is due

Diablo
01-19-2021, 02:18 AM
Kung wife look like a Juggalo

Diode
01-19-2021, 07:43 AM
Your bitch only looks to you for a spoon when its time to tie off

whole thing quotable but this hurt my soul

Geno
01-19-2021, 08:15 AM
Lmfaooo. Thats pretty dope. Get it though? Dope!

Barcotic
01-19-2021, 07:39 PM
Hush best mod ever

Amen
01-20-2021, 07:18 AM
I do have to admit that strip tease line was very witty and funny. I was on suboxone but it was before the melt in your mouth strip things.

But I don't think Kung looks bad there, his (girl) or the girl in the picture with him looks like hooker. To me at least he doesnt look bad he looks like a 'indie' portland or seattle whiny musician or something but he doesnt look sickly or anything.

Ouch has been through it all apparently.

dead man
01-20-2021, 08:29 PM
pretty sure i havent read a full battle verse in years but this was deadly lmao

TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO
01-24-2021, 02:28 PM
Mmm that’s hot

Hush
01-24-2021, 08:08 PM
Hush best mod ever

By this logic ur best battler of this era


Cheers

Ouch
01-26-2021, 01:47 AM
Ouch has been through it all apparently.

Was on suboxone for 2 years. Legally. Before the strips came out.. I would even talk about that a good 10 years ago on early Project Rhyme.

Certainly not something I'm proud of, never bragged about it.. nor would I ever.

Been sober from drugs at least close to 5 years, maybe even closer to 6 I don't know I'm not an NA weirdo that wrote it down.

I re-read that diss Zuch did though... damn pretty brutal.

UPN Zuch
06-11-2021, 10:08 AM
Ouch no excuses use the pic from this then.

Blue Bayou
06-11-2021, 10:52 AM
TOP iLL is Top 5

sral
06-11-2021, 03:05 PM
lmao pretty sure Geno was on Subox himself at one point

no wonder he liked that bar

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 10:21 PM
Yeah it's good. You may have motivated me. I dont think id win even if i replied, i see some weak spots (ie your face) but damn Zuch didnt know u had it like that.

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 10:29 PM
Zuch post a pic u want me to use so i can claim u lowblowed me with an easily dissable pic when i reply

No guarantees tho, i cant write unless im in the zone, but that verse deserves a response

Cereal
06-11-2021, 10:34 PM
Zuch post a pic u want me to use so i can claim u lowblowed me with an easily dissable pic when i reply

No guarantees tho, i cant write unless im in the zone, but that verse deserves a response

respect..

i thought it was dope to

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 10:36 PM
The problem with going full blown on the junkie disses is if i drop how Zuch looks like a Chad who would buy a gram off me for 50 dollars those lines can seem alot weaker, but we'll see

UPN Zuch
06-11-2021, 10:41 PM
Lol just take one off my Facebook idgaf

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 10:59 PM
I should take that mugshot

The guards at Arkham Asylum were probably stoked that The Scarecrow was finally behind bars. Zuch did they arrest you or were you delivered to the front door tied up in Batarangs?

UPN Zuch
06-11-2021, 11:25 PM
The mugshot is a good one

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 11:26 PM
The Department of Corrections could never correct that haircut bro

kungfugrip
06-11-2021, 11:26 PM
They should put you in a holding cell and that haircut in the electric chair

Cereal
06-12-2021, 03:16 AM
They should put you in a holding cell and that haircut in the electric chair

nice

kungfugrip
06-12-2021, 03:46 AM
Ok Zuch..

Don't even think about clappin back
Looking like a conviction of 1st Degree Hackey Sack
The jury should listen & wait
Cuz it's about time they made Faggotry illegal in Michigan State
You acted too bold. You should stop it.
Cuz ur about to be holding the pocket of a guy thats holding 2 pockets.
if you think you did some damage's insane
Coming at me with a double decker 'Can I Speak to The Manager' fade
Dissing me is a fallacy, bro.
You look like Kate Plus 8 turned to crime after her reality show.
You look scared, every shell of you's gone
Ive seen you before, First 48, in the room ready to tell on his Mom
Look at u. With that face its clearly a fix.
In jail your pride, asshole and cornbread are at serious risk.



Arrrgh

evaD
06-12-2021, 06:48 AM
Lmao at speak to the manager fade

Geno
06-12-2021, 07:39 PM
lmao pretty sure Geno was on Subox himself at one point

no wonder he liked that bar

Had a 3 8mg pill script a day until my job switched insurances and it was no longer covered. Smh...

Over 600$ a month script
So its back to the Raw i went.. rickaricka

Those were not the days bruh

john hensley
06-12-2021, 08:32 PM
This is just mean

Geno
06-13-2021, 12:37 AM
Lmao @asshole pride and cornbread at serious risk lolol. This thread keeps giving

Fracture
06-13-2021, 11:02 AM
good verse kung, who cares if its six months later

Ghost1
06-13-2021, 11:51 AM
And half the length and quality

UPN Zuch
06-13-2021, 11:52 AM
I liked first 48 and manager fade lol

Cereal
06-13-2021, 04:32 PM
Had a 3 8mg pill script a day until my job switched insurances and it was no longer covered. Smh...

Over 600$ a month script
So its back to the Raw i went.. rickaricka

Those were not the days bruh

im there now :)

kungfugrip
06-13-2021, 07:43 PM
good verse kung, who cares if its six months later

I wrote it in 18 minutes after i saw this though, for what it's worth.

kungfugrip
06-13-2021, 07:46 PM
And half the length and quality
You just steer the USS Obvious on a steady course and watch out for icebergs there, Captain

kungfugrip
06-14-2021, 12:55 AM
This is just mean

Welcome.