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Geno
03-06-2021, 10:05 AM
..i used to be adventurous as fuck. Would drive around with my girl looking for places to fuck. Everywhere. I mean you name it and ive probably fucked there or pulled off somekind of sexual deed there...

Name the wildest place youve ever fucked a bitch. Nothings to crazy for ya boy Early Earl!

Eŋg
03-06-2021, 03:57 PM
cumin is one of my favourite spices.

(pun unintentional.)

UPN Zuch
03-06-2021, 05:42 PM
Friends couch under a blanket while all 5 of them were playing fort nite. In the same room. Ninja style, they didn’t notice. Did that like 5 times.

As far as weirdest location though? Public bathroom at the Marriott while waiting for our room to be ready. Also Eiffel towered a bitch with my buddy in a locker room before our hockey game. Had our gear on from the waste down and she was wearing our goalie’s helmet. I have several good puck bunny stories actually.

Aero
03-06-2021, 05:58 PM
..i used to be adventurous as fuck. Would drive around with my girl looking for places to fuck. Everywhere. I mean you name it and ive probably fucked there or pulled off somekind of sexual deed there...

Name the wildest place youve ever fucked a bitch. Nothings to crazy for ya boy Early Earl!


It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Lepreshaun
03-06-2021, 06:49 PM
It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Lmao

Objective
03-06-2021, 07:45 PM
When I was younger and stupider I had sex with this chick on a cruise ship. Her room was shared, some dude she was friends with snored less than a metre away from us. He stopped snoring at some point. I think he was awake for about half of it. I'm a shitty person tbh, I think he was into her but my cock thought for me that night. He knew, just like Zuch's friends knew... She was latina, hard to pass on that

Lol @ Aero tho

UPN Zuch
03-06-2021, 08:03 PM
It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

Goat

White LGI
03-06-2021, 08:39 PM
I fuck my kids mother in the bathroom of a visitation room at broad River correctional during my bid

UPN Zuch
03-06-2021, 09:20 PM
I fuck my kids mother in the bathroom of a visitation room at broad River correctional during my bid

Was it weird transitioning from the type of sex you normally have in prison?

Ouch
03-06-2021, 10:00 PM
this is pretty stupid but, in a car a lot of times growing up.... head and even full on sex in bars and bathroom bars..

The actual craziest I suppose was just at my parent in laws on xmas eve... and I didn't even get anything out of it.. just you have to be quiet and if my dad finds out he'll be pissed even though we're adults... so thats about it.

And I didn't want to get caught but that shit didn't like excite me.. all I can think of.

White LGI
03-07-2021, 07:52 AM
Was it weird transitioning from the type of sex you normally have in prison?


Of course not

.I fucked her in the ass

Answer
03-07-2021, 09:48 AM
I assume most people have had sex in a car, given that there really aren’t a whole lot of options for kids who haven’t moved out of the house and who have parents home

UPN Zuch
03-07-2021, 10:24 AM
Of course not

.I fucked her in the ass

Very nice.

UserName
03-07-2021, 04:33 PM
My mommas futon

Geno
03-07-2021, 10:49 PM
It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

This was true bro. But i still got badder bitches than you

dull boy
03-07-2021, 11:43 PM
Sand trap on a golf course

Diode
03-08-2021, 09:55 AM
It's easy to appear spontaneous when you're homeless.

dead

Blue Bayou
03-08-2021, 09:57 AM
Sand trap on a golf course

My man!

evaD
03-08-2021, 10:32 AM
Rugby pitch

Adverse
03-08-2021, 01:15 PM
This was true bro. But i still got badder bitches than you

You need to guide Finny on the ways to become A homeless success story man. Be his Genobi One Kenobi

Ouch
03-08-2021, 07:04 PM
I got a hand job on the train before... and that's about it.

the times that I ever did semi public type of shit I never got a kick out of it.. it was more like lets find somewhere private to get it on... not like yo i'm getting a thrill out of having sex in a public bathroom

thats just me though

Geno
03-08-2021, 10:57 PM
You need to guide Finny on the ways to become A homeless success story man. Be his Genobi One Kenobi

Lmao. gone