WEEK 7: (3-3) Seth V (3-3) Des V (2-3) Frac (4-3-2 SETH WINS)

[dull boy]

Rules

1 bar minimum 3 bar max per post

DO NOT post twice in a row

There is NO restriction on how quickly you can respond once your opponent has posted
(failure to respond within 16 hours of your opponent will result in a forfeiture of your turn)

Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

The order you will post in will go as follows

1. Seth 2. Des 3. Frac
4. Des 5. Frac 6. Seth
7. Frac 8. Seth 9. Des
10. Seth 11. Des 12. Frac
13. Des 14. Frac 15. Seth
16. Frac 17. Seth 18. Des

Once Des posts that last time the battle will be over.

~Rusty Gunz~ you're up first. The thread will be unlocked tomorrow morning at 10AM EST and you'll have 16 hours from then to post.

Do me a favor and @ your opponent each time you post. Good luck.

NO JUDGES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE LEAGUE
VOTING WILL BE OPEN WHEN THE BATTLE ENDS

[~RustyGunZ~]

Frac vs Seth was dope! but Des is, no debating, a turd
These last rnd of checks the only time anyone was excited anticipating a third
Yo Frac congrats on the promotion!! Maybe it'll bring back ur spouse
Manager of the housekeepers but you couldn't manage to keep your house

1

[Destroyer]

ooh! turd rhymes with third. get the fuck out u stupid fag
last time anyone was excited for seth to show up it was jules in fucking superbad

2

[Fracture]

Went from clashin w/ titans to losing to des. Fuck this league
It was a quick low point like when i ask Seth's wife what she wants from me
Whip des to the turnbuckle but he hit like the shit was nothin
Hes comfortable in the corner. Its where he films his bitch fuckin

3 Destroyer

[Destroyer]

i guess ur legend status comes from being gassed up, since i have seen u write, kid
just cuz a bunch of snakes were whispering in ur ears don’t mean u were clashing with titans
i beat frac, frac beat seth, which means u both gonna have to really try to beat me
in this equation the greater than sign points to the D like seth’s wife every time she sees me

4 Fracture

[Fracture]

Great. Took my dope line and dumbed down the fire
Only snakes are the 1s on this site who like u as a person so arent honest that u suck as a writer
Dad jokes, bad wordplay... While rustygunz lines are stretched far
Id rather trust fall alone w/ the knife blue put in my back than read another Seth bar

5

[~RustyGunZ~]

D > F > S... Um. The only point u made was in math u missed some lessons
You can’t do wordplays, metas, similes.. & that’s ur first effective misdirection
Smith & Wesson for Frac after I empty the AK in Des, that’s ether bros
Speaking of snakes Frac’ll hear the rattle before hes hit with the lethal blow
Blue ain’t ur guy, there’s 1 less vote. UPN feels bad they know that ur shitty
Leave that knife in, I’ll stab ya front & connect them points like u realizin ur pitied

6

[Fracture]

The scientist ..
Will walk in w/ his girl giving me brain, thats a Harvard class
It'll lead to a heavy stiff arm.. Thats a Derrick Henry start to a heart attack
Cant respect des cause hes wack with no fans
Verse trash. Id have a easier time reading a kidnappers demands
Des so frail. This pussy coudnt even drop toddlers
& he a lib who's more triggered than whoever killed resins fam in them massage parlors

7 @~Rusty Gunz~

[~RustyGunZ~]

My walls the only place ya mind be, uzi boil ya brain
If I walk in there won’t be a stiff arm in sight, the recoils insane
That’s harsh Frac, let the broke old man act ill & speak
His verses ain’t close to the worst he’s written, man that will is bleak
He’s lived a long life, u live one where u pay as a voyeur
Frac at the parlor watchin happy endings & anytime now is one for Destroyer

[Destroyer]

voyeur don’t rhyme with foyer, you fucking redneck so keep guessing
i spose the only french ur fatass knows is gonna be toast and fries and dressing
this league wack as fuck tho. seems like dull’s just fucking with us now don’t it?
“voting will focus on rebuttals but now you don’t have to reference ur opponent.”
fuck does that work? either way des’ll leave both u and that faggot frac bleedin
tough to read a kidnapper’s demands huh? is that what u call ur wife’s custody agreement?

~RustyGunZ~

[~RustyGunZ~]

U beta
Only French I know got ur young wife tongue tied while u sell data
Stating facts isn’t an insult? Boys a disaster
The only rule that’s a diss for you is that voting will open after
My bitch bad but urs known to kill
Y’all custody agreements the garbage disposal bill
Destroyer

[Destroyer]

ur dumb, fat, and ur crying wolf like u ain’t my next meal
alpha/beta theory been debunked longer than the idea of u having text skill
flow’s weak. just admit that u didn’t come heavy this round
ur bitch known to kill too...usually small pets when she sits down
not scared of voting at all cuz i scar and also am known to kill
i rather just state facts then to force shit... the fuck is a garbage disposal bill?
Fracture

[Fracture]

Not knowing what a garbage bill is as a grown man isnt right
But not surprised.. Ur verses prove u aint ever taken out the trash in ur life
U both on the bench. Talkin happy endings but aint scoring shit
& youll never start. You 2 would be perfect as getaway cars in horror flicks
Seths a rambling pest averaging less damages
U aint got nothing in store for me, your best is a mall kiosk that des manages

[Destroyer]

u been garbage for years. it’s time for this bitch to learn
the most excited i’ve been about Frac bars was when i thought that u missed a turn
when every flip is a cliché even if it ain’t played it still seems played
a happy ending for me would have been if u was in a massage parlor that lil geek sprayed
get that race straight before u talk winning cuz from here ur confused, b
this shit is a horror flick but we all know a “black guy” doesn’t die in this movie
Fracture

[Fracture]

I stay wild with a hall of fame style
I got your number des, its a played lotto from 8 mile
Middle aged bald lame, a big faggot with a small brain
Way before that blatant massage flip uve rubbed me the wrong way
This wasnt a fair brawl. Frac v. Hair loss and a faggot built like paul bearer yall
I stay picking on D, but all seth does is get open an airball

~Rusty Gunz~

[~RustyGunZ~]

U don’t know what a waste bill is? Well with verses that suck the hardest
It’s honestly a blessing.. Cus you’d be even more broke if you paid for garbage
Old & frail, ur a lil snake & ur girl cough up dust when she blows
The only thing that dies when ur wife sits on small animals is her libido
God Frac you’ve lost it. Or never had it. Ur bars is fuckin borin bitch
U keep turning keys with no sign of life like a getaway car in horror flicks

[Fracture]

Thank god voting is now open. Hidden judging is the silliest shit
The gavels are imaginary. Just like seths hammer they dont really exists
Look at seths libido line... Prime example of this nerds struggle
I wish you both would sit on an animal while hawk climbs the turnbuckle
After this L discord will be intermitting bitter bitching
You're both garbage head to toe.. Which is why im a free man & ur still considered missing

[~RustyGunZ~]

Must be hammered, 1/3 bars reference ours ur a drunkard & a bitch
You should know to stick with the program, u already lost custody like this
Broke, kids starving on his weekends, I’ve had enough of this guy
U know garbage head to toe, dumpster diving behind the hotels how u survive
I didn’t forget u Des, tho you been doing that lately the shit is sad
He’s a free man AND he’s considered missing, the dementias really getting bad

[Destroyer]

look, faggots. trash; garbage bill or waste management all would’ve been acceptable
but saying “garbage disposal bill” implies you’re talking bout the under sink receptacle
enough about ur trash bars. let’s talk about tendency to ‘borrow’ and i use that term loosely
i haven’t seen a horror movie bite that bad since the shark ate sam jackson mid speech in deep blue sea
this ain’t the rewording league, seth. every one of ur drops in here lacks art
when we say flip the other guy’s bar, we don’t mean just rearrange the front & the back part

dull boy

[evaD]

Vote - tie

[Amen]

V/ Destroyer.

[evaD]

This battle could’ve done with more arguing about waste removal semantics imo

Kinda disappointing from all really. Dunno if the threeway made it not work as good? A lot of straight flipping concepts without even tweaking it as well

Best lines:

Seth
Housekeeping
Rattlesnake
Stiff arm
Stick with the program
Dumpster diving

Frac
Low point
Take out trash
In store
Legion of doom

Des
Speak french
Kidnapper demands
Small pets
Missed a turn

I got Seth with one more highlight.

[Mac]

I got fracture here by a small margin.. it seems that three way rebuttals don't work pretty much because you want to hit equally both sides and that leads to sacrificng other stuff.. fracture was more funny and made more sense overall to me

[Blue Bayou]

I thought this was pretty enjoyable

Des had me laughing at parts for sure but I can't realistically vote for a guy dissing the league/mod in bars and word for word biting 8 mile

Seth and Frac..

Seth I would say probablyyy had the lead early with some good personals that were a little less straightforward then they were later... although quick low point from Frac is my LOTB and heavy stiff arm was ill..

Tough call between frac and Seth but I give the edge to frac for slightly more enjoyable concepts and the fact Seth's rebuttals at the end weren't flipped enough from the original concept...thought how they were done were too similar and shouldve taken a different approach

I didn't love fracs finishing 3 either tho.. its close I could see either winning but for me

Frac edged it

[UserName]

Vote - frac

[Sharp]

Exchange 1

S

Frac vs Seth was dope! but Des is, no debating, a turd
These last rnd of checks the only time anyone was excited anticipating a third
dope concept, not in love with execution
Yo Frac congrats on the promotion!! Maybe it'll bring back ur spouse
Manager of the housekeepers but you couldn't manage to keep your house


Almost quoted 'quick low point'

2

D
i guess ur legend status comes from being gassed up, since i have seen u write, kid
just cuz a bunch of snakes were whispering in ur ears don’t mean u were clashing with titans

F
Great. Took my dope line and dumbed down the fire
Only snakes are the 1s on this site who like u as a person so arent honest that u suck as a writer
great concept but ironically kinda stretched out.


S
Smith & Wesson for Frac after I empty the AK in Des, that’s ether bros
Speaking of snakes Frac’ll hear the rattle before hes hit with the lethal blow


2


F
Cant respect des cause hes wack with no fans
Verse trash. Id have a easier time reading a kidnappers demands



S
My walls the only place ya mind be, uzi boil ya brain
If I walk in there won’t be a stiff arm in sight, the recoils insane


D
voyeur don’t rhyme with foyer, you fucking redneck so keep guessing
i spose the only french ur fatass knows is gonna be toast and fries and dressing
fuck does that work? either way des’ll leave both u and that faggot frac bleedin
tough to read a kidnapper’s demands huh? is that what u call ur wife’s custody agreement?


3

D
flow’s weak. just admit that u didn’t come heavy this round
ur bitch known to kill too...usually small pets when she sits down


F
Not knowing what a garbage bill is as a grown man isnt right
But not surprised.. Ur verses prove u aint ever taken out the trash in ur life
U both on the bench. Talkin happy endings but aint scoring shit
& youll never start. You 2 would be perfect as getaway cars in horror flicks


4

F
This wasnt a fair brawl. Frac v. Hair loss and a faggot built like paul bearer yall
I stay picking on D, but all seth does is get open an airball


S
U don’t know what a waste bill is? Well with verses that suck the hardest
It’s honestly a blessing.. Cus you’d be even more broke if you paid for garbage
God Frac you’ve lost it. Or never had it. Ur bars is fuckin borin bitch
U keep turning keys with no sign of life like a getaway car in horror flicks
I fw the swagger of 'here's the same concept done better' but it being done a few posts ago doesn't help the impact


F
Turnbuckle worked. Deleted it by accident

S
]Must be hammered, 1/3 bars reference ours ur a drunkard & a bitch
You should know to stick with the program, u already lost custody like this
Broke, kids starving on his weekends, I’ve had enough of this guy
U know garbage head to toe, dumpster diving behind the hotels how u survive


D
]look, faggots. trash; garbage bill or waste management all would’ve been acceptable
but saying “garbage disposal bill” implies you’re talking bout the under sink receptacle
agreed
enough about ur trash bars. let’s talk about tendency to ‘borrow’ and i use that term loosely
i haven’t seen a horror movie bite that bad since the shark ate sam jackson mid speech in deep blue sea
good but so stretched
this ain’t the rewording league, seth. every one of ur drops in here lacks art
when we say flip the other guy’s bar, we don’t mean just rearrange the front & the back part
talk to em


Generous with quotes

Seth - 7 quotes, not counting the horror movie bar, just left it in to reference it
Frac - 6 quotes
Des - 5 quotes, not counting the bar he nobly sacrificed to be the voice of the reader. Thanks Des.

Probably preference but I have Seth by a small margin. Thought his use of personal angles wth flipping stuff in the cypher gave him the edge, stick with the program being my favorite line

V/seth

[fraze]

Since dull boy is running the league.

Destroyer

[dull boy]

Seth - Last round of checks was aiight, I guess. I don't know if it was intentional, but that, 'Seth was dope/Des is no' internal multi was tiight. Manage of the housekeepers/couldn't manage to keep you house was dope.

Des - Des' callout on third/turd was also aiiight with one more i, making it less aight than Seth's previous aiight. The Superbad line was a cool rebuttal. Simple. Easy. Think Seth has a sliight lead here.

Frac - Blaming the league for you falling off? PSH Low point was dope, though lol Best line of the battle thus far. First turnbuckle bar was aiight. Not much if any rebuttal here.

Des - I liked the angle Des was going at. Clash with titans was a cool reference. Set up for it could've helped it land better, I think. The classic blunder of confusing your greater than direction hurt what would've been a nice flip on Res' low point concept. Missed opportunity.

Frac - First bar was brutal. Straight forward attack and it cut. Trust fall mentioning Blue felt a little out of place to use as a concept on these two.

Seth - Misdirection line of the battle for me right now. On par with the low point joint by Frac, but it was a pointed rebuttal to a previous line. Build up really drove it home, too. Snake/rattle/lethal blow bar was aiiiiight. Dug the connect points concept but the delivery was a little off. This was a nice post, though, overall. I've got Seth up to this point with Frac trailing and Des in turd by a smidge.

Frac - Heavy stiff arm had some cool double meaning but I didn't like the set up or wording. Just aiight for me. Kidnapper was a heavy no. Massage parlors was cool with the current event but it was light in attacking Des. Kind of a meh post here without rebuttals.

Seth - Recoil was a cool rebuttal but the bar itself is a little light. Bleak was a total miss for me. Happy ending was another cool rebuttal and I like how you worked in both Frac and Des while referencing a previous bar. Worded a little awkwardly, but an aiight angle.

Des - French toast fatty line was cool lol Whole bar dissing the league? Bay'ed juhdgeme'ant. Custody agreement was dope af. Should've used that league diss space more wisely.

Seth - lol @ 'You beta' set up. Know french was a nice rebuttal. Calling out the flaw in his league questioning was a good look. Punch was a aiight. Custody agreement line was another dope reference to a previous bar and grimy af with a joke lol Nice post.

Des - Text skill set up was dope. Punch was light and a little fillerish. Small pets was fucking great haha Last bar was cool in theory as a playing dumb sarcasm move, but his line worked so this fell a bit flat.

Frac - Taking out the trash was a nice reference to his bar and a dope concept. Horror flick cars was a nope for me. Kiosk was a little light too.

Des - Missed a turn was nice situational comedy. Well worded too. Happy ending for me bar was a nice reference to earlier and used it in a more straight forward way. Simplicity doesn't always work but it did here for me. Lotto quote was comedy for me. Nice post right here.

Frac - Calling out the Lotto reference was some ground scraping fruit. Rubbed the wrong way seemed to be saying he flipped your line, but that's kind of the point lol Fair brawl/hair loss/Paul Bearer was a dope set up, but the punch was a light.

Seth - Paid for garbage was a cool flip, but almost flipped it the same way Frac did earlier. Small animals rebuttal was eh. Turning keys flip was a little better, but this was one of your weaker posts, imo.

Frac - Again with the league dissing lol Really exist was aiiight. Filler. Hawk reference rebuttal on their animal bars was dope. Considered missing must be going over my head or just simple and ineffective.

Seth - Stick to the program was dope. Mixed in some references to the battle and tied it in with a personal. Dumpster diving was alright but you're consistently countering lines. Dementia line was clever. Didn't love it, though.

Des - Sink receptacle was dope. Like how you stayed on this subject lol Deep Blue Sea reference and concept was great haha Last line was also killer. You really used having the last word to your advantage. Probably you best post of the battle.

I've got Seth barely edging Des for the win here.

Current tally is

Seth - 3
Frac - 3
Des - 2

[big baby]

gone @ everybody kickin des face in after garbage line...then like oh rite the other guy.. hey u.. frac/seth u suk ok? bitch? <3

heh

i enjoyed garbage talk. i think two ppl should team up on one idiyote and then whoever made fun of the idiyote better wins

vote sthe even tho ugh i couldve say frac but he didnt have avatar so he fuksa weird tb=Bh

[Destroyer]

lol. ur vote doesn’t count, weirdo