WEEK 7 1/2 ROAST :::JAIME:::

[dull boy]

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Don't be afraid, boys.

[dull boy]

Zuch I heard of fucking yourself but this is preposterous
Y’all at Elliot Page’s yard sale digging for bras that fit

[Adverse]

Don’t question Zuch’s reputation, dude’s known as a great
Yeah that ‘cat a pillar’ in this community
And you walking around with two of those on your face
Where the fuck he find you?? I wouldn’t amount it to luck
He drew the shortest straw, when he pulled your twig ass outta the cup
Gotta be kidding me if you think there ain’t a breezy close to ya
I mean you do look like Aaliyah Hadid...after a year stint in Ethiopia
Cartoon-ish features, you wanna be an actress? Bitch how?
Actually You’d be a perfect casting...if they ever made a live action ‘Big Mouth’

[Defiant]

Pre op or post op, either way its a brave op
U won't worry if I'm close to the bone, looking like u had ya adams apple shaved off
Skinny bitch u should only exist down south
Get them 2 fingers out ya throat nthrow a whole fist in ya mouth
When you lay back there gone, I know its shit but true
I'm not just saying you're flat chested but half the sites got bigger tits than you
Now zuch put u on the shelf, you're far from the star prize
It'll be such a long wait....u might aswell jump on the shelf where you find ya bra size

[Saint]

I pray to zeus

rudge2 didn't inherit both parents looks, that's 1 insane face
like lightning; y'alls striking features shouldn't appear in the same place
every still artists dream. "expression-less" she truly hustles
ur version of atrophy wife.. after all the botox she can't move a muscle
to say her bony body ain't angular's lies that'd get hell froze
only curves she got are concave, bitch can do a pushup & touch elbows
wispy as fuck banshee, gust of wind could levitate her ass
w/ direct lines to the spirit world, the automatic writing explains her mags
Aeros right. seeing them brows he'd demand to be pegged
Looking like a bird of prey devoured its meal & left two tarantula legs
bulemic girl puking animal bones. gaunt describes her flesh
cuh rotted carcass come up so much we can see that artery in her neck

[Sharp]

Shits scary bruh
bitch got my chest but harrier
I just wanna swing at her. Can't stop yall
Prob cuz her neck/head got the proportions of a teed up golf ball

[dull boy]

This single white female don’t sound right. I’d face time. Her
whole vibe is off. She trying to be Sharp or a minor?

Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds. I drink that.

[Amen]

Drugs took a toll, but it’s you who was left bitter & weak,
Ya’ said; “she was a real drag in the relationship,” didn’t expect literally.
Discord heathens screaming’ that was the whore to marry,
“she’s drop dead gorgeous” when her makes ups done by the mortuary.

[dull boy]

Bitch, eat a fucking sandwich with your bony ass body
Go stand in that Subway line.. 'tween both the tracks trolleys
Hang yourself outta shame go to hell and get raped
Looking like someone vacuum sealed skin over a skeletal frame
Jigsaw clown mixed with Harley Quinn as Joker
Cycling through the grocery with a cart of cigs and soda
Gargle piss and Covid
Jennifer Lawrence from Silver Linings
if she lived in a forest sipping on morphine pills and Visine

[Destroyer]

dear jamie, i wrote you but you still ain’t callin
guess u can’t afford a phone call OR 100,000 bond shit
i left $20 back on your commissary card for some snacks or somethin
i figured maybe u would want some funyuns while ur detoxing
i know like it’s rough prolly thinking about ur son, forgive me
i hear ur cellmate’s detoxing too, how far along is she?
anywayz, what’s been up girl, how’s the day be?
my wife’s about to miscarry again...i’m a name her jamie
i know u probably hear this every day, but u can suck a dick
i even hope u end up underground cuz ur such a fucking prick
anyways, i hope u read this shit, hope u end up dead
suck a dick, fucking bitch, zuch’s the shit. this is des.

[Mac]

Zuchie wouldnt pay for drugs & then you play the victim
now his bank account aint the only with withdrawal symptoms
whats wrong with ur throat, no food can go thru
not only the fish face, u come with sushi sticks too
u gotta stay away from other people pockets
i fucked starving venezuelan sluts & they never took my wallet
her sexual energy in the mags was fukin grim
u didnt have enough fuckin Zuch u also had to screw him
even Judas wouldn't dare.. now you cant escape
you crossed a line where even Aero's not willing to rape
whats with that look, that makeup is redundant
u went to the brow stylist and said gimme the "0 to 100"
i'm happy for zuch tho that relationship was cursed
u look like the bitch of horror movies that always die first
to betray your partner like that you gotta have some guts
i dont mean the snapchat filter when I say ur a two-faced slut
you fell low, think twice, think slow, thinkk you hoe
now you gotta go thru another 9 months to see a kid grow

[Aero]

Jamie,

I want to lick kiss & nibble down the side of your neck
Start dividing your legs just to see if I've excited you yet
Earlier I gave Zuch the peace sign as a sign of respect
But those same two fingers I used to see if its tight & its wet
Let's shower our bods then make you feel the power of gods
Lick your pussy then your asshole after an hour massage

[~RustyGunZ~]

Jamie,

I want to lick kiss & nibble down the side of your neck
Start dividing your legs just to see if I've excited you yet
Earlier I gave Zuch the peace sign as a sign of respect
But those same two fingers I used to see if its tight & its wet
Let's shower our bods then make you feel the power of gods
Lick your pussy then your asshole after an hour massage

The Apex

[UserName]

Jamie,
I bet the only thing you know’s a packed syringe
Lookin’ like you call around for rocks, like Ludo in Labyrinth
Had a baby and then was basically shook
With a neck like an ankle and a face like a foot

[Destroyer]

Dear Mrs. "I'm Too Jailed To Call Or Raise My Son"
This will be the last package I ever send you cunt
It's been six months and still no mom, Rudge don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, u ain’t allowed to leave except for work shift

[Inno]

Jamie I've been gone for too long plz tell me it's all lies?
I never understood why you wrote mags....
But judging from your pic, u was always ready for the lines ...

[Eŋg]

what the fuck even is this

someone plz explain

[~RustyGunZ~]

what the fuck even is this

someone plz explain

You’re not an NCG don’t worry about it open mic part timer

Doesn’t concern you or your kind

[Blue Bayou]

Dear Mrs. "I'm Too Jailed To Call Or Raise My Son"
This will be the last package I ever send you cunt
It's been six months and still no mom, Rudge don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, u ain’t allowed to leave except for work shift


Dead

[Pharaohs Army]

ventriloquist doll

[Aero]

Bitch, eat a fucking sandwich with your bony ass body
Go stand in that Subway line.. 'tween both the tracks trolleys
Hang yourself outta shame go to hell and get raped
Looking like someone vacuum sealed skin over a skeletal frame


Good grief.

[Vulgar]

Hey sunshine. You're not in love with some smug guy
This devil wears Prada... and Hathaway of sucking your blood dry
Eyes gleam with youth. Shes seem a spoof and never married
"Daylight come, we wanna go home!" Must be Beetlejuice's secretary
Hair all greasy in the back. that frizz just made us LOL
u went for the Elizabeth Bathory look but clearly u didn't bathe at all
Mostly classless. On dates, the way u ghost is madness.
Instagram version of a Stepford Wife - no, we won't entertain robotic posting habits