Vaxcees 2021

[Answer]

Only people allowed to post in this thread are people who’ve been vaccinated. Anyone else needs to keep their at risk asses in a coop thread

You don’t need to show your documents, we operate on an honor system. Let me know if you need to be added to the list and I will update

Just got my first shot yesterday, Pfizer gang for life.

I'm in Alabama so there's not a lot of people around here clamoring for it, but they've got a pretty smooth system going. You schedule your appointment, then drive up where they've got a line of cars going through a big parking lot and you drive through and they check your ID at one spot, you keep driving and they give you a form to fill out while you're waiting in the car line, then you keep driving and they have a sort of open arena you can drive through. You hand them your form, then they just give you a shot through the window. Then you pull off to another area where everyone waits for 15 mins to monitor if anyone has any allergic reactions. You've got to keep your car turned off because of the emissions, obviously. But then after 15 mins you drive off and be on your merry way. Whole process took about 30 mins

As of now, the only people approved to post in this thread

Team J&J:
Pharoahs Army
Sharp

Team Moderna:
Seth

Team Novavax:
Diode

Team Pfizer:
Answer
The Dead Poet (Dick still strong)
Destro
dull boy
Ouch
Aero (allegedly)

[Diode]

Team Novavax here.

Thanks.

[Aero]

Pfizer. Thanks bud.

[Answer]

Pfizer. Thanks bud.

Nah I'm gonna need to see your CDC card, I don't believe Wisconsin has modern medicine

[Eviction]

I refuse to celebrate the brainwashed.

[The Dead Poet]

Pfizer. Two months ago. Dick still strong. Everything that matters is still working over here.

[Answer]

Appreciate you checking in and providing updates regarding your penile tumescence

[The Dead Poet]

Appreciate you checking in and providing updates regarding your penile tumescence

Just trying to provide answers to questions that matter.

[Sharp]

Mazel Answer

Would like to say on record, post vaccine my dick is stronger than ever

[Lepreshaun]

Moderna, both doses received.

Reacted bad to the first one since I had covid before. Second one was cake

[~RustyGunZ~]

Moderna

Get my second Monday

[The Dead Poet]

Moderna, both doses received.

Reacted bad to the first one since I had covid before. Second one was cake

I had covid before as well. First shot was nothing. Second kicked my ass.

[Amen]

Diode must have stocks in NVAX, lol.

[uh-oh]

can you link the coop thread? thanks in advance

[Answer]

Diode must have stocks in NVAX, lol.

You’re not permitted in this area, please remove yourself from the thread voluntarily before we have to ask sharp to remove your forum posting privileges permanently

[Amen]

Stfu, idiot.

[Answer]

Clearly your dick strength is not at vaccinated levels

[Amen]

OMG, that was hilarious.



So funny.

[Eŋg]

this checks out.

[~RustyGunZ~]

this checks out.

Let me guess, you’re too big brained for big pharma to microchip you?

[Destroyer]

pfizer. april 13th 1st dose

[Ouch]

I haven’t been vaccinated my girl was just over a month ago and she’s an RN... and she was like I can get you in you just have to lie and be like... I have a pre existing medical condition she said tell them I had asthma and you’re good.

Well I do t have asthma.. never did, and I’m a liar and a rule breaker but yeah didn’t want to do it so... no vaccine here. My girl for the 2 part shot... she’s not here or else I’d ask her specifically which one.

[Answer]

Then you cannot post in this thread, ouch. Sorry. Your girl is welcome

[dull boy]

Pfizer second dose April 10

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

on the same topic;

one bruddah makes a thread inviting a discussion.

another makes one inviting only certain people to post.

note the difference in mentality.

[The Dead Poet]

^ So woke

[Answer]

one bruddah makes a thread inviting a discussion.

another makes one inviting only certain people to post.

note the difference in mentality.

let's summarize that coop thread:

*long ass post with statistically-backed data and rationalized interpretation*

not reading your story past here...

*another long ass post with statistically-backed data and rationalized interpretation*

Stopped reading

checked the total death figures in the US in 2020 compared to 2019

Hit me with the link to your sources broski

find out yourself

The minute we start talking about data and facts you just tuck tail and hide. Then you start building some weird abstract strawman arguments about ego to deflect from the fact that you haven't provided anything coherent about the topic at hand.

I'm more than happy to have a discussion, provide sources, and talk with anyone who wants to have a discussion, but you just want to "seem" open to a discussion. But I'm not gonna keep going around in circles with you guy, I value my time too much for that. You've convinced yourself that my views are less nuanced than they are, and there's nothing I can do about that.

Over 273,000,000 people have been vaccinated worldwide. That's mostly like more than the entire U.S. population the year you were born, and that number continues to grow rapidly each day. Eventually you're going to need a new, less debunkable subject to discuss.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Eng and his less talented (saying a lot) brother are two of the worst boarders on NC and even less impressive writers.

[fraze]

Eng and his less talented (saying a lot) brother are two of the worst boarders on NC and even less impressive writers.

Beat me to it.

[The Dead Poet]

Single shot J&J just got put on pause because of 6 cases developing a severe case blood clots.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/us-calls-halt-johnson-johnson-vaccination-blood-clot/story?id=77040882


Team Pfizer!

As a card carrying construction worker, this is why we say NEVER CUT CORNERS lol. 2 Dose shot for the win!

[Amen]

Lol, fucking idiots.

[Eŋg]

Eng and his less talented (saying a lot) brother are two of the worst boarders on NC and even less impressive writers.

using the terms 'we', 'ncg' and 'boarder' unironically on netcees in 2021 is unsettling.

focus more on actualising as a well-rounded (no pun intended) human being, rather than your esteem in this haggard 'community' which one of us breathes, and the other rarely frequents.

you have a wife and child, no? look after them. this shit ain't that serious, bro.

btw he is more talented but i am pretty good. i've bedded at least 3 women with poetry. that's lothario shit. savage.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

let's summarize that coop thread:


Quote:
Originally Posted by Answer
*long ass post with statistically-backed data and rationalized interpretation*
Quote:
Originally Posted by quote from pakistani
not reading your story past here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Answer
*another long ass post with statistically-backed data and rationalized interpretation*
Quote:
Originally Posted by quote from pakistani
Stopped reading
Quote:
Originally Posted by quote from pakistani
checked the total death figures in the US in 2020 compared to 2019
Quote:
Originally Posted by quote from Answer
Hit me with the link to your sources broski
Quote:
Originally Posted by quote from Pakistani
find out yourself




this actually your interpretation of shit?

not you continously replying with books to shit i never actually said?

youre lack of comprehension of whats said & by whom reflects on me does it? lol yeah, convenient.

as for ego - off the rip your disposition is "i win, you lose"

the minute its a "im gonna win this" thing - dialogue is closed & it becomes a competition.

its not abstract just cause you lack the depth in understanding of yourself.

bonus; a regurgitating of numbers you have read (from an authority you never question) does not actually consitute as fact.

snizap edit, i missed this gem

I'm more than happy to have a discussion, provide sources, and talk with anyone who wants to have a discussion, but you just want to "seem" open to a discussion.

yeah, one of us def gives a fuck how the "seem" here.

ive post links to shit & bounce - the rest is me replying to shit talk in similar vein - not once have i invited discussion about vaccines on netcees lol & told the nigga coop in his thread to do similar.

more imaginings. apt.

Eng and his less talented (saying a lot) brother are two of the worst boarders on NC and even less impressive writers.

hey hoe...

do you realize how often you chime in on someone else talkin shit - & how that highlights how pussy you are?

or nah?

oh another mark i missed

^ So woke

irony, that's not a "woke" response to simple statement of observation isit?

not the first time youve moused some slick shit my way.

say it with your chest next time bruddah.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

using the terms 'we', 'ncg' and 'boarder' unironically on netcees in 2021 is unsettling.

focus more on actualising as a well-rounded (no pun intended) human being, rather than your esteem in this haggard 'community' which one of us breathes, and the other rarely frequents.

you have a wife and child, no? look after them. this shit ain't that serious, bro.

btw he is more talented but i am pretty good. i've bedded at least 3 women with poetry. that's lothario shit. savage.

nego please!!

step your game up!!

tough talk to some nigga on the board like youre a G...

have him call your work place or somesht

call the police in fear for your life

then

maybe

just maybe

you can be half the "boarder" this sloth is.

aspire for snitchhood!!

[Amen]

Mother in law was vaccinated a month ago, just contracted the virus and has also spread it to her husband - my father in law.

They are very effective, let me tell you.

[Blue Bayou]

Mother in law was vaccinated a month ago, just contracted the virus and has also spread it to her husband - my father in law.

They are very effective, let me tell you.

This is just a lack of understanding

I encourage you to educate yourself further

[Sharp]

He's not even worth the statistics any more smh

[Amen]

This is just a lack of understanding

I encourage you to educate yourself further

No, I’m fully aware the vaccines purpose isn’t the shield you from contracting, but to help the body fight off the virus and limit the risk of death. But one intention which still has yet to be answered is once vaccinated - limit the risk or remove the risk of spreading... Thats obviously not the case, now is it?

[Ouch]

I got my vaccination on the 16... it was Pfizer.. my second shot is May 7th which I’m going to go get.

I got it at the local CMHD.. not sure what that stands for.. but the local town hall you go to get your building permits and whatever.

They were extremely efficient... it was free even though for some reason they asked if you had an insurance card.

I signed up online, got to pick my time, the date was 2 days after I signed up. I got the shot, I was in and out of there in less than 30 mins... and that includes the 15 minutes they make you sit in the chairs afterwards to make sure you don’t have a major reaction.

I went home, drank alcohol and smoked wiff marijuana and smoked wiff cigarettes very shortly after getting the shot.

No side effects.

[Ouch]

My dads 71 and got Pfizer, both shots.. moms like 67 I think and she got the Moderna shots... my grandmas like 94 not sure what strain but she said she felt no side effects.

It’s funny I didn’t feel side effects though.. I don’t get a flu shot every year but I got one 3 years ago and I was sick as a dog for a few hours after, with flu like symptoms... but yeah no symptoms from the COVID vaccine from me or the about 20 people who I’m close with... nothing other than a sore arm from the needle.

[~RustyGunZ~]

using the terms 'we', 'ncg' and 'boarder' unironically on netcees in 2021 is unsettling.

focus more on actualising as a well-rounded (no pun intended) human being, rather than your esteem in this haggard 'community' which one of us breathes, and the other rarely frequents.

you have a wife and child, no? look after them. this shit ain't that serious, bro.

btw he is more talented but i am pretty good. i've bedded at least 3 women with poetry. that's lothario shit. savage.

Womp womp

[yzeOne]

No, I’m fully aware the vaccines purpose isn’t the shield you from contracting, but to help the body fight off the virus and limit the risk of death. But one intention which still has yet to be answered is once vaccinated - limit the risk or remove the risk of spreading... Thats obviously not the case, now is it?

They DO limit the risk of spreading... your anecdotal mother in law is an exception, not the norm... the vaccines reduce the risk of death to nearly zero and hospitalization to a negligible percent... if people are getting less sick, for less time, that will naturally reduce transmission windows... it's also possible she contracted the virus before the vaccine had enough time to boost her immune system... I could pull up numbers and data to show you what I mean, but I don't care enough to dig up the medical journals and you probably don't care enough to read them

It's not ineffective because it doesn't immediately make you bulletproof... ask your primary care physician if you have questions on how it works, how safe they are to take, if there will be any complications with your known allergies, etc... I'm sure they'll be happy to answer your concerns

[Answer]

Mother in law was vaccinated a month ago, just contracted the virus and has also spread it to her husband - my father in law..

The vaccines do reduce the risk of contracting the virus. I haven’t done any research to either confirm nor deny that they make it less likely for hospitalizations or severe cases if you do contract covid.

Which vaccine did she receive?
First dose or second dose?
If applicable, What was the date of her second dose, or if the one-shot j&j vaccine what was the date of her only dose?
What date did she get covid?
How was she diagnosed with covid? (Rapid testing, pcr, self-diagnosed)
How many times did she test positive for covid? (Not including any times she may have tested positive before the vaccine)
What were her symptoms?

Was your father vaccinated?
If yes, the same 6 questions


Literally all of these questions need to be answered before you can even claim that you have anecdotal evidence, which is still just the rare case that is inevitably going to happen when the vaccine is 90-95% effective. That 5-10% is going to play a bigger role when you’re referring to over 100 million people

[Amen]

I’m good.

And no, she did not have the virus a month ago as she was tested days prior to receiving her vaccine for work.

[Answer]

I’m good.

Surprise, antivaxxers are confronted with providing evidence, and they have nothing to offer

[Amen]

That wasn’t directed at you.

It was for the comment regarding me discussing how “safe” vaccines are with a doctor before yours, idiot.

[veritas]

No for me. No vaccine.

[Diode]

all the people that i expected to be stupid about this are.

[uh-oh]

the vaccines reduce the risk of death to nearly zero and hospitalization to a negligible percent...

the risk of death from covid is nearly zero and hospitalization is negligible to begin with

[Amen]

the risk of death from covid is nearly zero and hospitalization is negligible to begin with

FAQZ.

[Pharaohs Army]

You guys sound uninformed about the virus

[Destroyer]

No for me. No vaccine.

shocking

[Destroyer]

all the people that i expected to be stupid about this are.

FAQZ

[Lepreshaun]

The vaccine works

My coworker who’s fully vaccinated w moderna caught covid from a patient on Friday, tested positive, had symptoms, then fought it off by sunday and tested negative Monday and again today

[Blue Bayou]

The vaccine works

My coworker who’s fully vaccinated w moderna caught covid from a patient on Friday, tested positive, had symptoms, then fought it off by sunday and tested negative Monday and again today

Everyone take notes..

This post is by an MD.

[Mac]

I only welcome syringes with heroin

[Amen]

You guys sound uninformed about the virus

Medical professionals are also still uninformed.

There are way to many questions with no answers because of time.

Chronic S/E’s for one?

We already know there are minimal acute S/E’s.... Only time will tell.

I am Legend will become real life, lol.

[Answer]

Amen confirmed more informed than the medical professionals and scientists, thinks will smith is a zombie-slaying virologist

[Lepreshaun]

Medical professionals are also still uninformed.

There are way to many questions with no answers because of time.

Chronic S/E’s for one?

We already know there are minimal acute S/E’s.... Only time will tell.

I am Legend will become real life, lol.

Where do you get your info from? A fuckin potato ?

[Answer]

Where do you get your info from? A fuckin potato ?

i thought irish people had more respect for potatoes than this

[Amen]

Where do you get your info from? A fuckin potato ?

Oh so you know what the long term S/E’s are?

Please enlighten me.

[Diode]

Medical professionals are also still uninformed.

There are way to many questions with no answers because of time.

Chronic S/E’s for one?

We already know there are minimal acute S/E’s.... Only time will tell.

I am Legend will become real life, lol.

i can not understate how great it's been not having you on the discord server

[Amen]

It’s great not to be on there with you losers, lol.

So the feeling is mutual.

[uh-oh]

i for one miss amen on the discord

[Diode]

It’s great not to be on there with you losers, lol.

So the feeling is mutual.

we're all doing better than you tho

so that's nice

[Blue Bayou]

i for one miss amen on the discord

Second did

[Ouch]

Yeah I dunno, my parents and wife got theirs before I did... and 94 year old grandma etc and they had no side effects.

Haven’t turned into ancient alien reptilians yet... although I question my grandma sometimes when I see her skin.

But yeah I just figure it can’t hurt... it’s been long enough that if there were any major crazy side issues it’d be all over the news, and it’s not.

So when I noticed or heard my age group in Michigan could now get it I signed up. Honestly I wasn’t shaking in my boots waiting for the day I could get it hiding in my closet.

For the most part I did everything I did before, except I always wore a mask, had hand sanitizer in my car which I usually remembered to use.. and washed my hands when I came home if I remembered.

I just don’t get what the fear of the shot is. It’s been given out long enough to show it’s not going to hurt you, and even if you feel like it won’t really do shit... or Mann I’m so young and tough carona wouldn’t phase me type thing... why not just get it

[Amen]

we're all doing better than you tho

so that's nice

If you were doing better, you wouldn’t be wasting your time on there, pal.

But love the childish response. I believe it.

[Ouch]

Who’s doing better than whom and what that means A) it’s all relative B) who really cares unless it’s specific to an arguememt that ya posting about.

[Coop]

Stupid thread is stupid

[Ouch]

I did t read it all.. I know people of all age groups... my moms close to 70. My dads 71... my grandma is legit 94 and mows her lawn in queens with a push mower I shit yeah you not, she’s a rare breed. She’s got the money to pay someone to do her tiny yard gangster does it herself.

Since my grandpa died, the VA paid for half of her car a RAV 4.... my birthday was on March 4th didn’t answer and she sang happy birthday dear Jay... was nice and she’s 94

[Ouch]

She’s black and loves trump though.... strange

[Ouch]

She did get her vaccine though, other than being a freak of nature... we won’t say convicted she says China flu

[Destroyer]

pfizer second dose yesterday

[Aero]

Answer add me to Team Pfizer wtf... Racist piece of shit.

[Ouch]

Just an update, I got my second shot on Friday... it’s Sunday. Pfizer. Felt fine the first 2 days I sweated through 2 T shirts/underwear last night though and have felt flu ish all day today. Not horrible but bad... but fever/chill/body aches.

I feel better now than I did when I woke up... could be unrelated but I doubt it.