Frac uno mas

[kungfugrip]

Your beard doesnt even grow on the sides. No white jokes either. I would bury you.

[kungfugrip]

Your girl is a beautiful angel. I love her. Ps fuck you

[kungfugrip]

Your face is as uninteresting and average as ur lines

[kungfugrip]

Ur ex girlfriend FaceTimed me and i pretended she had th wrong number

[kungfugrip]

She was varisty on my dick and i didnt letter jacket because this isnt 2008

[kungfugrip]

Your face looks like Enrique Iglesiaston III with a trust fund

[kungfugrip]

How could anyone ever make fun of you for.pretending to be black when white Frac provides all this ammunition

[kungfugrip]

You look puzzled but your wording is the missing pieces

[kungfugrip]

Your girlfriend left you because you lost a text battle to Blue Bayou. They brought it up in court and it was adjourned immediately

[kungfugrip]

Blue Bayous name is like John McGraw and he tried to convince me he was a model. He convinced Fracture because he's wildly average

[kungfugrip]

Fracture once was on stage at an open Mic and he was like uh uh uh yeah check check uh uh yeah yeah and then he just left

[kungfugrip]

Fractures verses are spoken word by a lady that was never sexually assaulted but pretends she was for the SLAM poetry payoff

[kungfugrip]

Fractures girlfriend has a surgically reconstructed dick

[kungfugrip]

If u ever lost a battle to Fracture Ellen Degeneres will give you half of the ten thousand dollars she gives to blavk families whos oldest son can dance real good

[kungfugrip]

Voting for Fracture is like voting for the Oklahoma City Thunder 7 years after KD got traded

[kungfugrip]

Looking at Fracs face is like looking at those paintings but when you unfocus your eyes its just Resin MIC with less relatability

[kungfugrip]

Frac looks like the most arrestable member of Antifa

[kungfugrip]

Frac looks like someone safe enough to ask directions from

[kungfugrip]

Frac looks like the guy that seeks out black people's companionship at the party

[kungfugrip]

Frac looks like if Oklahoma was a person

[kungfugrip]

Your daughter kisses u on the forehead then drops you off at daycare and goes 'dont lose to butler again'

[Fracture]

You ducked a zuch keystyle

[kungfugrip]

That was pretty good tho eh

[kungfugrip]

Hey Frac pick a number from 1 to 2. Cuz that's what your lines are. *black people run down the street David Blaine style*

[kungfugrip]

Frac. Stop. Drop. Shut em down slightly reword a resin line. Open up shop. RIP DMX and also Oneduh (i really fucked that guy up)

[Fracture]

Your 1 Flintstone vitamin away from being ouch

[kungfugrip]

Remember that time Frac beat Keystle Jones in the Shitfuck Tournament on Dickballs dot com? Legend.

[kungfugrip]

Yeah yeah get mad

[Fracture]

Lol ill battle but it has to be up tonight and like 12 bars

[kungfugrip]

You look like a guy who cosplays as Richard Corey

[kungfugrip]

Lol ill battle but it has to be up tonight and like 12 bars

Lets go

[dull boy]

Lol ill battle but it has to be up tonight and like 12 bars

I’ll get the panel assembled

[UPN Zuch]

Both of you guys shake your dicks

[uh-oh]

Hey Frac pick a number from 1 to 2. Cuz that's what your lines are. *black people run down the street David Blaine style*

lmao

[Amen]

Kung the goat

[Fracture]

Too soon dull


Lets go kung

[kungfugrip]

White Frac picked a Black Frac that your white Dad would only call 9 1 on

[kungfugrip]

Even Black Frac looked like he spoke Minnesotan like
Francis McDormand

[Fracture]

Kungs always been the message board goat you guys just slept on it

[kungfugrip]

Knock knock

Who's there?

It's Fracture where can i squeeze in these old Meta concepts?

[Fracture]

Stick to knock jokes u a knock off

[kungfugrip]

*17 clowns come out of a small car*

*round of applause*

*more clown.music*

Ohhh ohhhhhh

*Fracture wins another battle based on how good he was in 2007*

*crowd goes wild*

[Fracture]

Are we battling or are u gonna ride the uh oh and amen cosgins into obscurity

[kungfugrip]

White Fracture looks like he is the keynote speaker at a PTA meeting and his kids dont even go to that school

[kungfugrip]

One two three and two the four white Fracture needs you yo mow your lawn cuz it reflects badly on the neighbourhood

[kungfugrip]

White Frac looks like he's so into anime that hes learned limited japanese phrases

[kungfugrip]

Frac writes mostly in limericks. He'll diss you like ayo there once was a girl from Nantucket

[kungfugrip]

White Frac looks like if BAILAMOSSSSSS was a person

[kungfugrip]

Fweeeeeeeeee

Fweeeeeeeeeee

*cop arrives*

Sir i couldnt help but notice that you were blowing your played out concept whistle

*points at Fracture*

*cop grabs his radio* 'yeah we have a code red here'

[kungfugrip]

Fweeeeeee

Hahahah that makes me laugh hahahahaha

[Pharaohs Army]

one or two of these were funny.

[kungfugrip]

This thread isnt for you, faggot

[kungfugrip]

Everyone watch out for the PHAROAHS ARMY

You sound like a Vinnie Paz track you can only find on BOXDEN dot com

[Ouch]

Like 3 of those kung lines were funny... but really...

Most of them sounded like he went to Reddit /RoastMe and just bit lines during his 30 minute internet time break at the 12th rehab his parents made him go to

[Ouch]

So what are you 2 pussies like... yeah... if I’m on at the same time.. while ya on at the same time and we both are feeling it let’s GO! That’s never going to happen.

Set a small line limit no ones gonna read that long shit I probably won’t even read the short one. Due date, line limit and see what’s what.

20 lines a piece sounds good... anything more than that most people aren’t gonna read that shit let’s be honest.

[Bomb Bard]

Holy shit this thread

[Aero]

Someone please notice me

[Amen]

Someone please notice me

Lol

[Candy]

Your 1 Flintstone vitamin away from being ouch

one valium away from being in my mouth xoxo

[Ghost1]

Literally fucking pathetic and embarrassing. Kungs mom sobbing on some dirt bus route bench because pulse wouldn't let her or kung see his child because they're bottom tier human beings and he's on here manic posting weird jokes about text battling. This is ur hero upn ? Fucking worthless.

[Bomb Bard]

Literally fucking pathetic and embarrassing. Kungs mom sobbing on some dirt bus route bench because pulse wouldn't let her or kung see his child because they're bottom tier human beings and he's on here manic posting weird jokes about text battling. This is ur hero upn ? Fucking worthless.

UPN deff number one faggot over you. You number two Faggot 100%...

[Fracture]

all this for a double no show

good grief

[UPN Zuch]

Literally fucking pathetic and embarrassing. Kungs mom sobbing on some dirt bus route bench because pulse wouldn't let her or kung see his child because they're bottom tier human beings and he's on here manic posting weird jokes about text battling. This is ur hero upn ? Fucking worthless.

There are no heros on text battle sites. Only losers.

[evaD]

Who gave defc0n kungs pw

[kungfugrip]

No it's cool they drop 2 lines in a 16 bar verse about yourr girlfriend or 'urine trouble'

Text is dead and your ex girlfriend facetimed me the eulogy u deadbeat

[kungfugrip]

There are no heros on text battle sites. Only losers.

Zuch do you remember when even when we hated people we wrote 16 bars and it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

[Saint]

sheesh. read a sinacog verse and tell me that's not this eras kung

[kungfugrip]

Yeah so anyway Zuch remember that? Shit was fun man

[UPN Zuch]

Zuch do you remember when even when we hated people we wrote 16 bars and it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

Yes. Do you remember when Phant pretended he had AIDS? One of the best times of my life.

[Blue Bayou]

Urine trouble fire

[kungfugrip]

Literally fucking pathetic and embarrassing. Kungs mom sobbing on some dirt bus route bench because pulse wouldn't let her or kung see his child because they're bottom tier human beings and he's on here manic posting weird jokes about text battling. This is ur hero upn ? Fucking worthless.
My mom doesn't take the dirt bus