Hey Zuch

[kungfugrip]

Time to start a new website bro

I will send you every single dollar you need, but this place is beneath you, and quite embarassing.

I wonder how much the prowlers domain.costs

[kungfugrip]

You know what, i take this one back. The site owners are doing us a solid with this site.

I just dont like alot of the kids here. I take it back. I appreciate you

[Lepreshaun]

Everything ok at home?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Kung fu grip a crackhead

[UPN Zuch]

Time to start a new website bro

I will send you every single dollar you need, but this place is beneath you, and quite embarassing.

I wonder how much the prowlers domain.costs

What sucks the most, is the archives are gone forever. Domain is useless now. Several people offered to pay the bill for it and Nate let it die.

[Ghost1]

Get some air weirdo

[UPN Zuch]

Get some air weirdo

He lives under a bridge. Nobody gets more air.

[Fracture]

underneath the bridge, the tarp has sprung a leak

[kungfugrip]

What sucks the most, is the archives are gone forever. Domain is useless now. Several people offered to pay the bill for it and Nate let it die.

Agree. We shoulda kept that

[kungfugrip]

underneath the bridge, the tarp has sprung a leak

Something in the way

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[kungfugrip]

He lives under a bridge. Nobody gets more air.

See, Zuch gets it. You guys even waste opportunities when i make things more interesting

[Geno]

Kung fu grip a crackhead

Starting to agree. And i never knew the dude even back on ncs1 and shit. These outbursts are disturbing though. Thought you were supposed to be a legend or some shit? The more you speak the less i understand your claim to that right.

[Blue Bayou]

I'm Vengeance!

[kungfugrip]

I'm totally cool with ~RustyGunz~ and White Earl Simmons not thinking im a legend in rap limericks, and you can quote me on that.

[Geno]

Lol. Nah. Im just talking shit man. Ive seen your work. Carry on. This place needs a good feather rustling and some commotion

[kungfugrip]

Yeesh, i was worried that the quality of my writing was going to suffer from my discussion board antics, because as we all know, the best artists are always super reasonable and well adjusted individuals

[Ouch]

Lmao

[kungfugrip]

Frac, please tell these guys how many times I've invaded a site going nuts to stimulate the text economy plz.

I did this on every site early 2000s except i had everyone wilding and wanting to battle me, it worked like a charm

[Ouch]

I remember you and remember liking you in multiple leagues because you’d say some off the wall shit, 10 lines would just be ok normal but the 2 that weren’t and was worded weirdly was better than the dude with 10 good predictable lines.

[kungfugrip]

I did this on bboys and then beat Spictacular on his own site lmao, that voting was super awkward, his boys' loyalty got mega tested that day lmao

[kungfugrip]

10 lines would just be ok normal but the 2 that weren’t and was worded weirdly was better than the dude with 10 good predictable lines.

You don't have to be good, kid, you just have to be better than the guy in front of you

[kungfugrip]

Also, downplaying my text run in 2006 doesn't really hurt my feelings. Imagine saying i wasn't that good on a site that has me in it's Hall of Fame. I never thought i was that good either, but you can't really say shit until you're there too. If butler or Fracture or Resin said i was completely trash, however, i would get legit offended and block them on instagram like a jilted ex girlfriend

[Ouch]

Don’t call me kid... and I champed b-boys, project rhyme, rbl, made it finals of March madness at upn.. lost.. been around

Wish more or my shit would’ve been saved

[Ouch]

I’ve beat butler, frac and hens.. butler and frac at the same time...

And when ya talking about 2006.. I graduated in 04 ... and probably wasn’t paying attention after that ..


Years are about a blur at this point

[Ouch]

Beat butler and hens at the same time I meant

[kungfugrip]

You beat butler and Hensley at the same time eh

Show me the carfax

[kungfugrip]

*circles hand in a 360 degree motion several times Hulk Hogan style to each direction of where im currently standing*

[Ouch]

Was a 3 way battle in the Wbl which was on project rhyme... if it’s still in archives I dunno... butlers long gone Hens pops up and down here.. he’d remember

[kungfugrip]

Link or it didnt happen

[UPN Zuch]

Link or it didnt happen

You might as well ask him to pull a unicorn out of his ass.

[kungfugrip]

The benefit of the doubt is a muhfucka bro

[Ouch]

Never made anything like that up... it was a 3 way for the wbl between me butler and hens, and I won.

If it’s still on some archive or not I dunno. I certainly didn’t make it up.

[Saint]

What sucks the most, is the archives are gone forever. Domain is useless now. Several people offered to pay the bill for it and Nate let it die.

Bro that sucks. I did grab a few things years back but not the Ellis disc stuff.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

one thing ive come to appreciate about ouch

he might not know what he's talkin bout, ever

but whatever he says, he believes it one hundo percent

salute

[Amen]

Never made anything like that up... it was a 3 way for the wbl between me butler and hens, and I won.

If it’s still on some archive or not I dunno. I certainly didn’t make it up.

It was all a dream.

[kungfugrip]

one thing ive come to appreciate about ouch

he might not know what he's talkin bout, ever

but whatever he says, he believes it one hundo percent

salute
Thats what my therapist always says about me

[Ouch]

It was all a dream.

Wasn’t a dream, it was on wbl archives.. last time Hensley was here he remembered. And if you feel fast or nerdy enough... search for it... I’m not doing all that shit bit would be easy to find..it was on this site like 6 months ago, battled him too but it was late and I was drinking.

When I see therapists I’m like Matt Damon in good will hunting. Except the therapist went to community college like I did, probably isn’t as smart as I am and sees 10+ random people forced to go there a day and doesn’t give a fuck, and understandably so.

Haven’t met a Robin Williams yet.

[Ouch]

And that took me 2 seconds fags... click the search button... type in ouch butler John hens

Y’all talking about making shit up and not even looking... type that in tell me what you see

[Ouch]

Link of me beating Hensley 1 on 1 and beating butler and Hensley in 3 way match... just search the site and shut the fuck up...

[Ouch]

You might as well ask him to pull a unicorn out of his ass.

Found that unicorn buddy... search ouch butler Hensley on this forum..

Scroll through a few things there it is. Might take 5 minutes.

[Blue Bayou]

Couldn't find it

[Ouch]

Yeah right.. I know your a dickhead but if your fucking around quit it.. but you’re better at looking stuff up like this than I am I’m sure. It’s on there and not hard to find. Doesn’t show the whole battle each verse of butler vs me vs hens.. but I won. Shows at least one battle of me beating hens .

[Ouch]

http://www.netcees.org/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Click on Butler vs John Hensley...

Third battle down... 3 way with ouch they said Hensley win because he had more votes than butler, they’re leaving that out, I won.

Search John Hens vs ouch... you’ll see I beat him 1 on 1 at least once.. I’m not doing this shit anymore you people are better and quicker at it... type in the 3 names. Fuck off.

[Ouch]

Or just keep trolling me saying I’m making it up when there are easy facts just right here in the archives.

[Blue Bayou]

Looks like Hensley won that 3 way according to Kempo ... its cool you got a title shot tho and competed

And I searched John Hens vs Ouch and do see a John Hensley vs Quriosity battle ... I'm guessing that was your alias back then?

Didn't love your verse as Q tho tbh and Hens won that too

[Ouch]

No... I beat them.. they’re saying Hens won in the 3 way because they’re only talking about butler vs hens.

And no I’m not that guy... only used 2 names... always ouch on all this... spooky tooth or spook in rbl.

And you’re either intentionally missing me beating hens in his little legend thing or you aren’t looking close enough, I see. It.

[Ouch]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=126711&highlight=Ouch+John+hens

If that works

[Ouch]

Won a bunch of battles on Upn too even when no one knew me from there

[Ouch]

I made it really far in a pic battle league.. killed a guy named Eqauation I think on upn

[UPN Zuch]

Yeah right.. I know your a dickhead but if your fucking around quit it.. but you’re better at looking stuff up like this than I am I’m sure. It’s on there and not hard to find. Doesn’t show the whole battle each verse of butler vs me vs hens.. but I won. Shows at least one battle of me beating hens .

Let me ask you this.



Why do you care so much about a supposed battle that happened YEARS ago.


Like, nobody asks you. Yet you bring it up ALL the time. “Hey guys, I beat hens one time. I best frac.” Yet nobody asked. But you keep bringing it up over and over again.

This thread is literally called “Hey Zuch”. It has nothing to do with you. Yet here you are again, begging us to believe you won some text battle from 1986 like we give a fuck. I promise we don’t.

Why do you care so much? Do you see me running around here telling people to bring up my battles? Never. I don’t even post here really. You look desperate. Literally, you’re in here asking people to read your battle for what? Nobody wants to read text battles from 100 years ago.

[UPN Zuch]

Won a bunch of battles on Upn too even when no one knew me from there

Again, NOBODY asked or cares, but okay I’ll bite.


I’ve been on UPN since it’s inception. I know every league, tourney and battle that’s ever happened there. And you were never on UPN my guy.

If you were on UPN, what was your name? I’ll know immediately who you are, because like I said, I know every battle that happened there. Even the guys that only battled there once.

So tell us, what was your name on UPN?


Found that unicorn buddy... search ouch butler Hensley on this forum..

Scroll through a few things there it is. Might take 5 minutes.

I read the battle. It says you were in it, and Hensley won. There’s two verses and neither is yours. So, what’s your point?


EDIT: Btw, I’m not trying to be a dick Ouch. You are a troubled guy mentally, but I think you’re a nice person at your core and I’m not picking on you. I am just trying to level with you.

[Ouch]

Again, NOBODY asked or cares, but okay I’ll bite.


I’ve been on UPN since it’s inception. I know every league, tourney and battle that’s ever happened there. And you were never on UPN my guy.

If you were on UPN, what was your name? I’ll know immediately who you are, because like I said, I know every battle that happened there. Even the guys that only battled there once.

So tell us, what was your name on UPN?




I read the battle. It says you were in it, and Hensley won. There’s two verses and neither is yours. So, what’s your point?


EDIT: Btw, I’m not trying to be a dick Ouch. You are a troubled guy mentally, but I think you’re a nice person at your core and I’m not picking on you. I am just trying to level with you.



I was in March madness whatever year I can remember killing Equation in a pic battle and making it a few rounds later...

Like I just said, I beat butler and hens.. they said I never even battled obviously I did and I won.

Multiple examples of me beating Hensley... look it up..

And I’m not trying to be mean just tryna level with you, look it up before you talk shit... good 20 battles you did that all ya friends voted for you on.... pretty dope... again I’m not trying to talk shit or a anything, deep down I don’t think you copy other people’s lines. And I love you and I respect your unbiased opinion, deeply.

[Ouch]

All good though I just find it rediclous people calling.
Me a liar when it’s on this same forum search... whatever got shit to do and I like Zuch the whole 5 verses I’ve read were pretty witty I have to admit and he’s a decent guy..

Gotta go my moms pissed that I’m on the internet this early

[Blue Bayou]

When did you move in moms?

[Amen]

Lmao wtf?

So the 200K house is your mothers? And you’re back in the basement?

Wtf is going on?

[Ouch]

That was a joke dude... I haven’t lived with my mom since my parents got divorced when I was 13.

[Ouch]

I’ve only seen my mom twice in 10 years... was a joke.

[Fracture]

Ouch in that battle when you said he fell out the ugly tree and hit all three branches of government.... What's this mean???

I read it Friday and have been perplexed since

[kungfugrip]

I dont read anything you guys write but i remember Ouch now and I'm 9/10 sure he's telling the truth. I confused him for someone else.