Chandler Oliveira

[kungfugrip]

Just dropped 300 on Chandler cuz he's the dog, but i feel like i may have made a critical error.

Oliveiras been a beast.

What do you think

[Ouch]

Honestly I have no clue who either of those names are

[UPN Zuch]

Thanks for stopping by Ouch.

[kungfugrip]

Zuch what do u think

[UPN Zuch]

This card has been fire all the way through. The last few cards have been actually.

To me it’s a toss up. Oliveira if I was betting on it.

[kungfugrip]

Dude I'm already getting existential dread, but either way this is gonna be nuts

[UPN Zuch]

Dude I'm already getting existential dread, but either way this is gonna be nuts

I need Souza here for big money. Last leg of my parlay.

[kungfugrip]

I wont even be mad if Oliveira wins. I honestly think either of these two would be Khabibs toughest LW fight. Oliveira is the worst fight for Khabib incould think of

[kungfugrip]

A Chandler win makes me 550

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I think u bet smart this time El Zucho

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Not like when u bet on Hooker like a fuckin IDIOT

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Oh dude

[UPN Zuch]

Dude just broke his arm. What a way to lose.

[kungfugrip]

Sorry dude, that fuckin sucks

[Ouch]

Ah so it’s girls MMA... what happened to that man named Zombie or whatever...

I’d stream it but I’ve been a bitch since Charter Spectrum Cable sent me a warning... for watching first row sports... it over took my laptop... I thought it was a joke and then got a letter in the physical mail from them... I do real illegal things, not worried about being actually prosecuted for it... but if they denied me cable service it would suck.

[kungfugrip]

At least it wasnt a soft loss. That motherfuckers arm got cooked

[kungfugrip]

Yuuuuuuck wow

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Bro they played the pop like 4 times holy shit lmao

[kungfugrip]

Ouch, Souzas arm is you in a battle with butler and Hensley lmao mmmm..POP

[Ouch]

Fuck it I’ll play it because my shit didn’t come from first row sports it was from Pirate Bay I think give me a link

[kungfugrip]

Crackstreams.net

U fucking casual fan

[Ouch]

I’m a not even casual fan now... was a die hard fan for years.

[Ouch]

Shits not working on my iPad...

[Ouch]

I’ll try again

[kungfugrip]

How do i tag John Hensley here to confirm this balderdash

[Ouch]

Man that’s annoying... can’t do it on my iPad.

Hens has been here recently... I doubt I know he really remembers.. if you want to really look at it I think we’ve talked about it on this site so go look at it

[kungfugrip]

I can post the links of who i beat, even though i dont really think i legitimately beat butler and i fully admit he was a way better writer than me. I also think that i only beat Resin and Meta because people were tired of them winning. On a sidenote... ZUCH IM LOSING IT I FEEL THIS DEEP DOWN IN MY PLUMS

[Ouch]

Nah during that time I beat butler.. more than this one 3 way with butler and hens... butler was way back like just short style.... just nothing but punchlines and I beat him a lot... butler named himself DopeRhyma and I beat him on both names... overall I’d say he’s better... but still

[Ouch]

Let the boy WATCH

[Ouch]

Light blue hue.. ripe ready for the pickin

[kungfugrip]

Zuch i need you back bro

[Ouch]

Going it’s o sleep..fuck you king do something, write something

[kungfugrip]

Yoooooo lmao thank god the crowds are back this is nuts what a fight

[Ouch]

Yeah that’s cool.. watching shit like that is dumb because the crowd makes such a huge difference in it... all sports .. I do have to admit though at first when nfl came back and what’ve rand they just had fake canned audience noise I was like nigga this is horrible, to my friends

As the season went on you forgot about it more and more and I got to a point where I semi forgot about it... but being a former athlete and what not... that takes a ton out of what makes sports a sport is the is the fans and the atmosphere.

The governor in my state of Michigan just said 3 days ago that If ya vaccinated you don’t need to wear a mask.. which I am. I still wore a mask to the stores today though.

It’s funny where I’m at, at no point in all of this we’re people wearing masks.. I’d go to Home Depot to pick up supplies, the grocery store... dollar general... liquor store/ gas stations... they’d have those signs out... it was a toss up sometimes 75% would have masks... sometimes 25% would. They never paid attention anyway no one enforced it.

[Ouch]

But yeah it’ll be cool when sports go back to normal because the crowd ramping you up In any sport is a huge factor.

[kungfugrip]

So you've been here the whole time, and people are calling me crazy?

[Ouch]

Whole time of what... have been in here since 10 on and off

[kungfugrip]

Well, i must say, you have a pretty impressive resume, guy who i don't believe one single word of.

[Ouch]

And you are who?.. a fucking nobody in his 30s... as am I that wrote a few witty lines over the course of a few years... looking to go back and see if ya childhood sit is still around, when I got out of prison... had a lot of time... googled b-boys project rhyme rapmusic forums and this is what came up.

Difference between me and you is I’m real, in my intentions... you probably came back to have weird 40 year olds stroke your ego in an ‘art’ that no one except a tiny amount knows or cares about... I’m not here for that and you’re a bitch.

[kungfugrip]

Anyways yeah Zuch man, who u got in these next 2? If Tony loses he's fucking done man

[uh-oh]

tuning in now. im pulling for ferguson. he's a cringey weirdo for sure but i like his boogeyman role near the top

wish he couldve fought khabib 5 years ago lol

i got chandler in the main too. didn't bet tho cuz im gay

[kungfugrip]

Love him. He needs this win, but he's on too much of a skid to lose this

[uh-oh]

So you've been here the whole time, and people are calling me crazy?

lmao

[kungfugrip]

I get paid if Chandler wins, but either way it's good cuz these fights have been fire. I put 300 on Masvidal too and wasnt even mad cuz that card was insane

[Ouch]

Link

[Ouch]

Link that’ll work on a ipad

[kungfugrip]

Crackstreams.net bro i told u already

[kungfugrip]

Tonys looks bad

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Wow Tony needs a finish

[Ouch]

Went upstairs to get my laptop all drunk in front of my family and link still doesn’t work... fuck it last thing I cared about was Diaz vs mcgregor anyway fuck it

[kungfugrip]

Tony got demoed wow

[uh-oh]

tony is done. got dominated. shits just sad.

i never seen anyone take so many hard, clean shots tho as him in that gaethje fight lol. that ended him. will never be the same again.

[kungfugrip]

Hes cooked. Wow. So sad to see. Tony will never be a contender again.

[uh-oh]

lmao dariush calling out commies and elon musk ok i see you fam

[Ouch]

What do you guys think of Jake Paul.. and like... Ryan Paul I think the brothers names are I’ve never heard of them but they’re famous from YouTube and I saw dude beat the shit out of that little NBA dude before that bullshit Tyson fight..

Well that little once nba a dude half hat guys size.. but the Paul dude fucked him up bad.. I’m a pretty big man and I’ve got hands but still I’m old and based on that fight he might win... although he wouldn’t for sure, give it a 50/50

[kungfugrip]

Im putting 200 on Logan Paul against Mayweather, i know that. And i was right about the Askren fight

[Ouch]

Spud Webb didn’t know what he was getting into

[Ouch]

Oh Logan and Jake.. didn’t know they names said Ryan.. and I never watched there dumb ass YouTube shit.. but damn.. even in the promo stuff I was like against a real pro boxer dudes weight class... hell no bit against little spud Webb he’s going to fuck him up

[Ouch]

Lol that YouTube dude against mayweather gotta be kidding... he’ll just prance around and hit him more times than the other person... like he’s done his whole career.

Although if Paul is way bigger than mayweather who knows... but at this point he’d never even enter a fight without knowing he’s on top.

[kungfugrip]

Woooowwwwww

[kungfugrip]

Lost that opportunity at the end of the 1st

[kungfugrip]

Lol that YouTube dude against mayweather gotta be kidding... he’ll just prance around and hit him more times than the other person... like he’s done his whole career.

Although if Paul is way bigger than mayweather who knows... but at this point he’d never even enter a fight without knowing he’s on top.
Yeah it's called betting the dog bud

No, i think a youtuber is going to beat the best defensive and one of the best technical boxers of all time

[Ouch]

I don’t bet on shit... I did pick the final four this year though

[uh-oh]

well im 0-2 on the night lmao.

thought chandler had that at the end of the first. shit.

oliviera looked good

[uh-oh]

but word the logan mayweather fight is gonna be weird just cuz how big logan is. like how much would the ref let him get away with.

i like jake tho, i wanna see him fight a meh striker tho. can be another mma guy. but someone who maybe has a stoppage from his hands under his belt. i'd like to see him just become some hated white villain going undefeated off scrubs while slowly learning and then maybe having an actually competitive fight with an actual boxer lol

[kungfugrip]

Bro. The whole card was full of great fights.

I jumped up at the end of the 1st like he won

Im not mad that was wild

[Barcotic]

Lmao