Ouch, i do remember you now

[kungfugrip]

You were kinda dangerous back in the day, i remember now

If you want to go 20 with pics ill write something right now

You have home field advantage

[Ouch]

Lol, you have home field advantage everyone on here hates me.. top battlers because they know I’m as good. Blue etc.

I’m drunk at 1230 in my basement streaming The Game freestyles so my wife and kid won’t wake up. I’ve got no back up lines either, like back in the day any time I thought of something I’d put it in a txt doc.. none of that... so long story longer.. nah I don’t want to look dumb... if you still want to give me a week

[Ouch]

You’ll think it’ll be a good warm up for you and tons of people will view it... until you lose

[kungfugrip]

Whats a back up line?

And if its any consolation, you'd look dumb every time bro.

Have a great night.

[Ouch]

You know what it is get the fuck outta here

[kungfugrip]

I do know what it is, and I'm gonna stay

Bitch ass duck artist. Wake your wife and kid up right now and theyll say the same thing lmao

[Ouch]

Go right now.. funny stuff... I’ll go back and forth with you

[Ouch]

Talk too loud you haven’t seen the meanest yet
Breathe too hard ill pop you like a button on Billie English dress

[kungfugrip]

How about this

Rabbit smaggit zaggit shmaggit
You talked tough and then suddenly turned into a faggot

[Ouch]

Ziggity zack miggitu Mack let’s have it...
You look like you tryna be the zig zag man if he was faggot

[Ouch]

How about that one

[kungfugrip]

Your cred? I'm too famous to tell
Cuz i swept every RBL contender, Champion & Hall of Famer as well

[kungfugrip]

He's a nobody. I'm stretching him out
Your body's found as any Top 5 mention of Ouch

[Ouch]

I’m gorgeous, can’t be feeling the forces..
You swept the rbl... now you’re sweeping some porches..

Bum ass nigga.. I used to be nice...
Now on a forum I claim to hate to get some advice

[Ouch]

My advice is hand it up.... you ain’t the same as zuch

[Ouch]

But yo I’m king so I’m famous enough..

[Ouch]

Kungs digging into his archives...
Problem is it’s he’s a triple bogey in a par 5

[kungfugrip]

Butler &Hens were the truth with the writtens
They got beat, but ur the only one that requires proof that he did it

[Ouch]

Let’s go slow poke... it’s no joke...

[kungfugrip]

I still got it when im lit. Keep up

[Ouch]

Honestly I’m thinking this can’t be you...
This can’t be true.. he’s done..
He drank his mommas douche bag thinking it was Capri sun

[Ouch]

Keep going let’s see

[kungfugrip]

Look at this boy Ouch, swears that he's madeit
Can't show his accomplishments without a sworn affidavit
That's a big shame brother
Cuz you're under me in any Hall of Fame or Top 5 number

[Ouch]

Alright trump, your fake votes matter, you’re a fake and a coward
I’ve seen your pics, after you shower your shower needs to take a shower.

[kungfugrip]

And you're hardly as violent
Cuz i was the first to champ it against an RBL bias

[Ouch]

Dirtbag you picked the wrong one

[kungfugrip]

awww man this loser is wack
Im homeless, Frac'swhite, Resin's asian & User is fat

[Ouch]

I just beat you real bad, and made all this up off the top of my head.

Good enough.

[kungfugrip]

Dirtbag you picked the wrong one
From those lines, it looks like i picked the easy one lmao

[Ouch]

awww man this loser is wack
Im homeless, Frac'swhite, Resin's asian & User is fat

Two part of that is true yo...
I’ll falcon puch your ass... Nintendo

[Ouch]

This is all off the top as you can see..

And you’re probably fucked up, so am I. I’m good half a pint and 15 beers in. And I’m still killing you

[kungfugrip]

Alright trump, your fake votes matter, you’re a fake and a coward
I’ve seen your pics, after you shower your shower needs to take a shower.
I couldnt be prouder of you
Making a User line worse than it was in 2002.
Ill post my ugliest pic and damage ur world
And win 20 to zip if you were the handsomest man in the world

[Ouch]

Let’s keep going though if you want

[kungfugrip]

If u post a pictrure right now ill write 20 that you can have 7 business days to reply to

[kungfugrip]

I just realized i rhymed world with world

Whatever man

[Ouch]

Lol

[Ouch]

Well what I’m saying is I just got you hella bad.. but other than remembering that you looked like the zig zag man I said nothing

[kungfugrip]

If u post a pic right now, i will write 20-40 in 15 minutes to a half an hour and you can have a month to reply and ill still win

[Ouch]

Ok so that’s your thing I get it apparently quick right off the cuff type shit isn’t your thing because I owned you, let me post a picture if I can figure out how to... like on here Imgur or what

[kungfugrip]

Jesus.

[Ouch]

I’ve already posted a big bunch o here look it up I’m to drunk to duck with this

[Ouch]

I’ll do you a favor even though I’m out of smokes and want to go to bed

[kungfugrip]

Kk cool ill write 40 for each bitch ass

[Ouch]

Fuck you I’m coming from... my family still thinks I’m a computer genius becuae back in the day I could do html on angelfire websites when no one had the internet. They still think I’m the tech god if I can’t do this in a few minutes I’m going to give up.

[Ouch]

Fuck this shit I can’t upload on Imageshack or tinypic or anything.... you tell me

[Ouch]

Well I found it.. something called face board... all the rest wanted you to sing up..

Have at it Kung... I killed you on here though hands down


https://pasteboard.co/K27i7lm.jpg

[Ouch]

https://pasteboard.co/K27lxve.jpg

Another to talk about

[Ouch]

I just killed you though.. I don’t feel good about it because you wrer fucked up, but so am I... barking up the wrong tree

[kungfugrip]

Ill battle your whole family too faggot, i don't care what they think you are. I just called my mom and she thinks you're a faggot too, and that was long distance.

[kungfugrip]

Post a picture of your moms second husband and ill smash him too

[kungfugrip]

Post a picture of your second cousins prom date. Ill go 40 on him or her too. Or both. Ill go 40 on the fucking DJ that worked that night. Im sorry of you thought there was mercy in this game

[Geno]

Mike epps? Oh wait. Lmfao hell nah. N/m

[kungfugrip]

Post a picture of Omar Epps and i will invent new ways to insult the handsomest man in the world. I ain't scared of shit

[kungfugrip]

https://pasteboard.co/K27i7lm.jpg
Oh yes

Oh fuck yes

[Ouch]

I’ve seen my mom twice in the last 10 years, literally. I think Kung and I might be alike on many fashions... other than the fact I just killed him at being quick witted.

I just drunkenly beat you.. given a week or 2 on a pic battlle, I’d probably lose but good chance I would win... and lol @ my home turf, niggas hate me. The old bboy heads that used to like me probably even don’t anymore and they don’t vote. You’ve got the upper hand on here man.. had to shut you down which I did

[Ouch]

I don’t look like Omar Epps.. and go at it king you’re a witty motherfucker if given time... not going to hurt my feelings it’ll be funny if you can make it funny

[kungfugrip]

You're right. Omar Epps is way handsomer than you

[Ouch]

The fuck just happened I look like Omar Epps hair line at least vs day day mike Epps.. don’t look like either of them though

[Ouch]

Already know the jokes... your head look like a triangle it fits ya nose matches perfect.. etc etc

My glasses when I was working at a factory... a lot of jokes on that

[kungfugrip]

Oh no, it's gonna be much worse than that

Im just uling my worst pics so you have a chance to fight back bro

[Ouch]

Doesn’t matter but I just out smarted you big boy, read it quick witted punchlines beat you.... so don’t forget when you call out old heads some of them will do it. As stupid of a bragging right as this is.

[kungfugrip]

Screenshot_20210516-025012_2

[kungfugrip]

Maybe youre right fuck

Maybe i am computer retarded now

[Ouch]

Unless you’re fucking around... it seriously took me like over 10 mins to find a page to post my picture... Imgur used to do it, imageshack... etc now they make you sign up for shit


Pasteboard.co is what I did mine on

[Ouch]

Tits or get the fuck out

[kungfugrip]

https://pasteboard.co/K27i7lm.jpg
Bro. Cmon. I shatter the best
You look like a spokesperson for Black Lives Matter, Just Less
You must have known that I'd kill you for real
Looking like Obie Trice just found out his Billboard Appeal
Plus you cant think that ur smarter
The kinda guy a white Dad wouldnt have an issue dating his daughter

[kungfugrip]

The drugs kicked in

Come at me bro

[kungfugrip]

Blue cheese

I'm addicted to blue cheeseee

[Ouch]

Don’t need to get explicit..
...Obie Trice real name no gimmicks..

Ay you.. broke as 40 year old waiting for your parents to save you.


They might not come Kung.. you better be worried
You already stole everything and ya grandmama’s jewelry
Dope fiend, I’m hope heeeing he seeing the light
Or I’ll check him and I don’t mean the nikes

[Ouch]

Haha look I thought of a few good ones

[kungfugrip]

Your rhymes sound actually tired
& u look like a guy that affirmative action can't hire
& ur rhymes are awful
My grandma wouldn't even cross the street if she saw u

[kungfugrip]

Can we still do like, black people jokes? How do you do that whilst still being 100% PC?

[kungfugrip]

The older i get the less powerful my insults become yknow

[Ouch]

Hey man no bullshit this was fun and funny and we went back and forth like a lot of people,wouldn’t... call me out head I’ll go toe to to with you.. no personal disrespect..

It’s all fun and games, that’s what it’s supposed to be... let all these weirdos see that ouch beat Kung over and over again while drunk. Unless I was majorly on my shit on a pic battle Kung would win.

[Ouch]

The you look like a black live matter, just less was good but a better way funnier diss to do it

[Ouch]

Ask who ridge1 was who was that nigga

[kungfugrip]

But i was the first to do it

[kungfugrip]

Rudge1? C'mon

[kungfugrip]

I just took a ton of MDMA on accident so I'm bracing for that, but i would eat you in any kind of battle you want man

[kungfugrip]

I will smash you 40 lines right when I'm peaking, choose your own death

[Ouch]

You lost... in you calling me out and we quickly did back and forth lines... you lost bad

[Ouch]

Lol k

[kungfugrip]

You keep saying that yet it's only been me and you on this whole site for like 4 hours. Relax bro.

[Ouch]

I just killed you over hours of back an forth buddy it’s 430 am here

[kungfugrip]

Yeah its 430 here too. We arent on Mars and im fairly certain my 16ish were better than a Nintendo line

[kungfugrip]

Ouch is the kid Ted DiBiase slapped the basketball out of his hand grown up

[kungfugrip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoQ2b3k8Uo

[kungfugrip]

Lmao dude upon watching that clip again holy shit lmao im sorry this shit is beyond racist lmao that poor kid

[Ouch]

I thought you were a wast coast like... ooo I’m so cool portlandia faggot... guess I didn’t k ow

[Ouch]

Matter fact looking at you I thought you look like a bum ass Seattle Vancouver

[kungfugrip]

Lmaao haha now you're speaking my language guy

The language of the fucked up and hopeless who are obly motivated when challenged. Welcome.

[kungfugrip]

Matter fact looking at you I thought you look like a bum ass Seattle Vancouver
The movies arent real

[Ouch]

This is for you Kung...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo

[kungfugrip]

Save that for when i need a character witness

[Ouch]

No i have a more extensive criminal record than you, done more jail time and own more illegal guns. The movies arent real

I really really doubt that man. I did almost 4 years at once... when I was a a kid 6 months and a few months here and there.

[Ouch]

You may have been arrested more times than I have. But you haven’t done more jail time. I guarantee you.

[kungfugrip]

I really really doubt that man. I did almost 4 years at once... when I was a a kid 6 months and a few months here and there.

Yeah. Like i said.

[Ouch]

You didn’t do any 4 years in prison, I did, shut the fuck up....I’m still trying to recoup from it...

[Ouch]

Bullshit pussy how do you feel about lying

[kungfugrip]

Yeah, but i don't bel..

[kungfugrip]

Tell me where you did 4 years.

Go ahead, tell me

[kungfugrip]

I did that in juvenile. I know you're full of shit tho

[Ouch]

Lansing state for the longest got farmed down state after

[kungfugrip]

4 years in a maximum security facility eh?

[Ouch]

I wish I could show you and that I was full of shit.. if you google my name it’s all on google... even though I didn’t do anything... creepy places go to the Cantu websites put your pictures on it... and then try to extort you to take it off

[kungfugrip]

Do they often send people to maximum to do 4 year bids over there in kansas?

[kungfugrip]

Maximum federal prison for a 4 year bid

Do i look like i was born yesterday bro?

[Ouch]

No it was t any like big bubba gonna fuck you.. I’m the big guy jermaine that just steps back... people got in little fights it was nothing.. for the most part

[kungfugrip]

Lmao

Youve never been locked up in your life.

Youre watching too many movies bro lmao

[Ouch]

I didn’t say federal... what the fuck... said Lansing man... lansing michigan

[Ouch]

Lansing state ... in Michigan.... you’re seeing things wrong

[kungfugrip]

I spent more time in holding cells than u spent in correctional facilities. Be yourself man.

[Ouch]

I’d show you all my fucking websites that try to fuck with you.. I called one of them before it was some Indian guy... said we’ll take it off for like 350... and I was angry and also who’s to say if I gave them 350$ that they’d do it

[Ouch]

You didn’t, unless you’ve been to prison over 4 years. Jail about like 8 months. Whatever you’re talking about is rediculous.

[kungfugrip]

Stop being a faker.

[Ouch]

No buddy, I never went to juvie. I went to jail for a the first time for possession with intent to distribute. . Second time as an adult for the same and a dui. 3rd time for. DUI possison with intent to distribute and assault/resist/obstruction of a police officer

[Ouch]

I never saw... in real prison little boy... people get taken advantage other than for commessary

[kungfugrip]

Yeah you got that when you tried to scrap the officer that arrested you lmao

You didnt do 4 years in prison though.

[kungfugrip]

..m

[kungfugrip]

Hold on let me guess, jail is divided into race gangs right??? Hahhhahhaa

[kungfugrip]

Tell me more about prison, guy that's never been there but feels like he should have

[Ouch]

I did the the though man... so bad public pretender... I had one dui.. no accidents involved, pulled over roe a fair light... I refused the breathalyzer... they had to take me to the hospital to draw blood etc. I went all trough that had enough illegal on me that they could say intent to distribute. Also dui and resisting arrest and assault on an office which didn’t happen... I never had a paid lawyer... when I say this to you I’m serious I was in prison 4 years.

[kungfugrip]

Yeah ive had that charge too

[kungfugrip]

You're romantacizing when u got detained for a DUI

That isn't jail time.

[kungfugrip]

Tell me the truth man jesus

[kungfugrip]

Yeah you went to jail for 4 years for your first DUI.

The fuck

[Ouch]

I don’t know where you’re from... but nothing I’ve said was in true.

[Ouch]

Wow

[kungfugrip]

Just dont try to tell a fed convict that story, theyll crack your head on site

[Ouch]

Alright... grip I just clowned your in text and you might even be better overall.

Now you’re talking about how you want to juvi in Canada when your moms got mad.

Comparing it to myself being a loser and going to prison, not the same... calm down stop doing drugs.

[kungfugrip]

Go kiss your mother on the forehead and thank god you aren't a part of this hood life

[kungfugrip]

...

[kungfugrip]

If it's any consolation, im liking you more and more. Even though you're like one of those weird black guys that likes anime and Marilyn Manson

[kungfugrip]

Like those black guys that are at warped tour with unusually straight hair. They basically look like black Fractures if he was originally white before his blackness

[kungfugrip]

Anyways. You're a fag.

[Ouch]

Lol nah never had the money to go to show.. in this new shit I see I’d always like to be that gay ass black dude that took good pictures and stuff because now they popular...


Weirdest shit I ever did was go to see ozzy and System of a Down and I think ... like chevelle.. it was ozzyfest cost a lot of money, went for free...shit was intimidating

[kungfugrip]

Anyways. You're a fag.

[Ouch]

It was something to see I guess

[Ouch]

I’m not saying I’m gay but I’d bend your ass over... I wait didn’t I already do that

[Ouch]

You aren’t going to ask for child support when Little zuch comes out are you

[kungfugrip]

Ok, fag.

[Blue Bayou]

So much to unravel here...

[Mac]

clash of gawds

[Orc]

Go kiss your mother on the forehead and thank god you aren't a part of this hood life

[UPN Zuch]

Just a couple legends

[Answer]

This is the worst volume of bumfights yet

[Fracture]

Lol ouch at what point did you own kung? Only good line in any of this was black lives matter

[Ouch]

This is the worst volume of bumfights yet

Haha ^^^ line of the battle

[Ouch]

Just a couple legends

God damn right

This shit better be archived as legendary for years to come. My kids kids someday will speak of this and remember it fondly.

[Blue Bayou]

Ouch bodied.

Banger after banger

[kungfugrip]

Text dies

Jesus weeps

[kungfugrip]

Just a couple legends

clash of gawds

Sorry i must have gotten turned around, i was looking for either one of your Hall of Fame page

I may be lost forever *plays a tune on the Ocarina of Time*

[UPN Zuch]

What the FUCK about my comment looked sarcastic to you?

[kungfugrip]

Zuch wins

Ouch doesn't

I'm still EXACTLY as mentally unstable as i was in 2004-present

[Ouch]

What the FUCK about my comment looked sarcastic to you?

I figured you were being sarcastic talking shit, most people are and do.


I wrote some good stuff when I was younger.. and I’d probably be better than 75% now.

I started before 04 like Kung said though, only remember because I graduated Hs in 04... and might have even being doing this as a freshman. Did it a lot all through Hs then slowed, then eventually didn’t log in for a good 8 years.

I come here just to talk about recent sports or politics or whatever and talk shit. If I happen to write something for fun fine if not all good.