Guys, what's up with hookers

[kungfugrip]

I mean, you tell this girl that you're a 4 time RBL champion, and she still demands an uber plus an up front fee

While I'm at it, what's up with the laying down blowjob? Id actually rather be watching Iron Man 3 than the lay downer.

[Amen]

Wtf is wrong with you?

[kungfugrip]

What, you like the lay down blowjob?

[kungfugrip]

Getting a BJ while laying down is like battling serge

Like, exciting for the battle, but like underwhelming because you have to look at serge

[kungfugrip]

Wtf is wrong with you?

Listen alhamdullilah

Shut your fucking mouth forever. Go fucking face north and suck Muhammad's dick or whatever, but if you ever ask me whats wrong with me, ill stab you 18 times in the neck. Delete that slanderous comment or ill jailhouse stab you, your mom, your step dad and Mohammee himself during Ramadan you fucking faggot

[kungfugrip]

Your Mom sucked 19 dicks before you were born, and Mohammed sucked even more.

This fucking guy asks what's wrong with me. Bro go blow up yourself and 20 civilians in Tel Aviv and collect your 18 virgins. What's wrong with me he asks.

[UPN Zuch]

#lazarusvibes

[Amen]

He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

[UPN Zuch]

He must think I’m Muslim or something, lol.

It’s because you’re not white. Don’t worry about it.

[Fracture]

Whats wrong with laying down blow jobs?

[Blue Bayou]

Word. My jaw gets sore either way

[Fracture]

*fracture left group*

[uh-oh]

ive never related more to a topic in my whole life

[Ouch]

Yeah laying down or standing up or in a car... doesn’t make a difference to me I guess I don’t get it

[Ouch]

Only messed with one hooker before that I actually paid.. and it was just head.

I was in Memphis though... all black area... the hotel room was 35$ a night but I paid weekly... seemed legit because it was next to a Starbucks and an Applebee’s. The hoods I’ve been in don’t have Starbucks or apples bees right in it. Anyway, this super fine red head girl... this was like 5 years or so ago.. anyway comes up to me asks to come to my room, ask if I I had drugs etc.

I almost did it but I was like no way a clean looking white girl wearing Abercrombie and Fitch is here doing this. Well I looked out later and it was a cop, she’d ask people to pull around the back, white Ford Taurus would arrest them. Did it for awhile until it was obvious.

I’ve never really needed to do it though. I can go into a bar and get a girl in an hour or so, might not be top notch quality.. and sometimes might strike out but usually not.

[Hush]

Kung aka suburban ouch

[josh s]

U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

[kungfugrip]

U do realize bbw will blow you standing up iron man trilogy on for free just be nice and feed. Fucking fanook

Yeah ok good luck Hooker Expert PHd

[kungfugrip]

Kung aka suburban ouch
Yeah nothing screams streetsmart inner city guy than one single awkward encounter with a lady of the night that almost ends in an indictment

[josh s]

Yeah ok good luck Hooker Expert PHd

Well I never... blatant disrespect

[Ouch]

Yeah nothing screams streetsmart inner city guy than one single awkward encounter with a lady of the night that almost ends in an indictment

I grew up in nyc.. lived until 20s, still go back to visit.

Not even sure someone would consider where I live suburbs now, just a college town not even on the outskirts of a large city.

[kungfugrip]

People don't understand that MUCH more crime happens in the burbs, and a white kid that wants to be hard is much more dangerous than a hood nigga

[Ouch]

People don't understand that MUCH more crime happens in the burbs, and a white kid that wants to be hard is much more dangerous than a hood nigga


Lol, I don’t know about all that.

There are a lot of mad scary rednecks in these here parts though. And Indians for that matter.

[kungfugrip]

Where are we talking about?

[Ouch]

I live in mid Michigan.. a few miles from a Rez.

[Ouch]

Dunno why I’m trying to be mysterious now I’ve given out my address and home phone number on here before.

Mt pleasant mi... almost no blacks, no other race to speak of probably 80% white, lower middle class or regular middle class depending on your definition of it.

College town. 10 minutes from the Rez, everyone hates the Indians because a good portion of them get something called a Per Cap check, I don’t know the technical term for it. Basically if you can prove a certain lineage to the Saginaw Chippewa Tribe you get like 5-6k a month or so until you die garaunteed. Or until the casino money dries up... but let’s face it that will never happen... so for life. That money of course coming from the huge casino that’s here.

So you just hear random white people almost daily in stores going, well I’m going to give my money to the Indians etc. Meaning going to the casino.

[kungfugrip]

Michigan is basically Canada anyway

[Ouch]

Never been to Canada... but yeah from mid Michigan where I’m at on up.... would say it’s basically canada... slightly south of here not so much

[kungfugrip]

Find me a house in Florida for 150k and vouch for my citizenship and ill pay you 2gs