I saw an online doctor…

[Ouch]

On Thursday…. Started the process at like noon… filled out the paperwork and had a somewhat awkward webcam meeting with dude.

Why I just call him “dude” is im not sure if he was a doctor, a nurse practitioner…. Or if there’s some other level of person that can legally prescribe you medication.

Anyway the website was getcerebral.com and they prescribed me medication that day. Only reason I’m posting this is like… for people like me… in the US if you don’t have insurance, or even if you do it’s hard as fuck to get to see a doctor for depression and shit, or a doctor period. I haven’t had a doctor since elementary school.

And they prescribed me 3 months of Prozac and Hydroxyzine for depression, and ambien for sleep. Not taking the hydroxyzine… all it is is Benadryl fuck that I don’t even have anxiety. Just depressed.

Anyway just giving a heads up… using that shit you can get a prescription that same day $30 for the first month $80 a month after. Get cerebral is what it’s called.

[Amen]

A physician assistant can diagnose & prescribe medication.

Maybe quit drinking and find a new hobby, like going for walks or maybe going to the GYM. People sleep on the many benefits of working out for both physical and mental health gains.

[UPN Zuch]

Drink a lot of water. Will literally change your life.

[Ouch]

We’ll see… like I said won’t be able to tell the difference if I don’t quit dinking

[Bomb Bard]

Try bleach

[UPN Zuch]

Try bleach

I didn’t even think of this. Great idea.

Make sure it’s the whole bottle though.

[Amen]

As per the former President of the United States, that’s the perfect defense against Covid, as well.

[Dope girl]

Sorry what you going through
Maybe you need talk to Dr about your issues
I wish I can help

[Ouch]

Dr Seuss just told me more green eggs and ham

[kungfugrip]

Can anyone just give me the Coles Notes of what Ouch is saying?

[Geno]

Drink a lot of water. Will literally change your life.


This
You would be amazed at the way your body responds when your feeding it the right shit.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

People sleep on the many benefits of working out for both physical and mental health gains.

Drink a lot of water. Will literally change your life.

iunno bout change your life on the water tip

but amen & zuch giving you some good advice here ouch

...

but bet you sooner try the bleach option. you fuckin genius

[Amen]

This
You would be amazed at the way your body responds when your feeding it the right shit.

Fact. I quit eating red meats and pork 4 months ago and have never felt better. Like legit feel brand new man. I’ve opened up to a lot of sea food which I never ate prior and enjoy it. Recently tried red snapper and fresh caught sea bass. Best shit ive eaten in a long time.

Next on my list is Tuna/Tuna steaks. Ive been told it’s rather fishy and I can’t stand the fishy taste or smell so we’ll see how that goes lol.

[Geno]

Man i just cooked up some amazing salmon with asparagus and rice and that shit was fire. Seafood has always been an option for this guy

[sral]

lmao seafood and suboxone

the breakfast of CHAMPIONS

[Eŋg]

iunno bout change your life on the water tip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAPk-UQMS3g

ayyyyyy

[Ghost1]

Judging by the content of ouches recent posts, it appears that he has blatantly disregarded suggestions to pursue health, fitness, and nutrition advice offered. To the contrary, it as if he has begun drinking more often and may even be dabbling in crack cocaine. As ouches prescribing physician, I am going to have to ask this community to please stop encouraging, instigating, and celebrating this individuals habitual tendency to substance abuse and highschool basketball recollections.

[UPN Zuch]

Judging by the content of ouches recent posts, it appears that he has blatantly disregarded suggestions to pursue health, fitness, and nutrition advice offered. To the contrary, it as if he has begun drinking more often and may even be dabbling in crack cocaine. As ouches prescribing physician, I am going to have to ask this community to please stop encouraging, instigating, and celebrating this individuals habitual tendency to substance abuse and highschool basketball recollections.

What exactly are the social benefits of trying to keep him alive?

[kungfugrip]

What exactly are the social benefits of trying to keep him alive?

Laughs.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAPk-UQMS3g

ayyyyyy

word though



ayy you cured by that prozac yet ouch?

jeeeezus

[Ouch]

I eat well..I’m in good shape.. 15lbs or so over for fighting weight but who isn’t…

Yeah that Prozac did it all…. Nigga I’m not dumb I know a pill isn’t a solution half the pills I sell to make a living are benzos… no bueno I’ve got a strong will not to deal with that but thought since I didn’t have health care try some online SSRI… like Prozac or whatever but you aren’t going to be able to tell a difference when you drink and smoke weed like I do.. wishful thinking

[Ouch]

And college ball… to dude who loves to talk ish

[Ouch]

And what the fuck have each of you done… in abbreviated form to contribute to society let me know

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

for what its worth ouch

i throw shade & make no apologies for it

but youre aiight

on the strength that youre unfiltered & unique for it atleast

[kungfugrip]

Prozac doesn't work, I've been depressed since i was 12 and the only treatmene is alcohol and street drugs until you inevitably alienate all your human relationships and die alone.