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Dunno if there are any Muslims on here. How many days is that?
Pro fighters fast I suppose to a certain extent. But my question is for whatever reason have you just like… not eaten for a few days. Or say eaten a bread and butter sandwich a day for a few weeks.
Barcotic
07-24-2021, 10:03 PM
U just wana not eat so you'll have more money for drugs
Refer to first post… come on now
Saint
07-24-2021, 10:16 PM
I tried this once.. only used about 3 ingredients each meal from recipes I got from an Indian bachelor
Barcotic
07-24-2021, 10:54 PM
Intermittent fasting works
16 hrs only water and sleep
8 hrs eating whatever
Change the whatever to healthy shit n it works even better
Ahh yeah…I’m not fat barely overweight and I have no reason to do it other than I’m bored.
But I was thinking about dong tit on some wu tang self discipline shit. Not the lack of alcohol part just food.
Sooooooo watching
I’m watching Olympic skating good night it’s a fact
More than a 50/50 Zuch bitch gonna land a Grind right on my lap
Pharaohs Army
07-24-2021, 11:22 PM
Not the lack of alcohol part just food.
Pharaohs Army
07-24-2021, 11:26 PM
I can vouch that Ouch lives in a garbage can like a Grouch
Yes, that's what he has for a house and all day he goes on netcees and clicks his mouse
He's never snoozing; always boozing; and if he faced Blue or Zuch he'd be losing
I eat and love food… both my girl and I most nights make real homemade food. It cutting that out would be a huge deal. Let me just say what I had to say… a large breaded… just shake and bake bone in pork chops.. left over at gratin potatoes for the other day… but other than that all I had was pistachios
You’re a dick rider but a mild one
I’ll drop pharaoh deeper than than the Nile son
Lol… people talk ish but I stay trooper…
If you’ve got a big cock in ya family…. You must’ve raised roosters..
Is resin good… nah son
And fracture is biting and doing mor of a Lil Flip but he ain’t got one
No ones gonna come in here
Actually let’s go 12 lines whoever right now…
UPN Zuch
07-25-2021, 12:01 AM
You should fast until you die of starvation
Intermittent fasting will give you more life to live.
16/8’s a good way to start.
Fast for 16 hours out of the 24. When I did it, I choose 10AM to 6PM as my window to eat but still ate healthy shit.
What was the reason you did it thouth
Zuch is kind of like an ouch light
I know he’s better but I might bite
From Frac and resin who bit before them…
So I’m like 30 year old Jordan’s
Because fasting is healthy… Why else would people do it?
Blue Bayou
07-25-2021, 12:15 AM
Zuch is kind of like an ouch light
I know he’s better but I might bite
From Frac and resin who bit before them…
So I’m like 30 year old Jordan’s
my gunners CRAZY yaaa those dudes bang for me
Four Loko Shooters to you is drinking alone on a Tuesday morning
Bang for me and morning does not rhyme.
Blue Bayou
07-25-2021, 12:25 AM
Bang for me and morning does not rhyme.
Just keep staring at the door waiting for your wife to get home Andre
Lol..
Blue read the art of war like sun tzu..
Now he worried like a drunk king will sun you…
I fuck with blue, I like him but I might get you
The nicest dude… got a lawn and a cypress too
That rhyme right…. Let’s get it
Depends on how you read it…
Depends how you speak because of your precinct.
Blue Bayou
07-25-2021, 12:33 AM
Lol..
Blue read the art of war like sun tzu..
Now he worried like a drunk king will sun you…
you're someone that isn't even fun to exploit
went from riding the bench in college to sleeping on one in Detroit
Just keep staring at the door waiting for your wife to get home Andre
Got your wife coming in while mine is away.
I trim the hedges you faggot… the first I’m the best
Talk about low hanging fuit… you’re the first one I would pick
No ones doing it..
Look see I a fiend call me edi Amin
You see that I’m mean I’m a tyrant nigga you never seen what you seen
See that that makes no diff…
Bit to me it makes some sense…
Should I check my girl phone
Is a nigga bad dude when he get hom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRc2P9ayFcs
Damn and uhh this one goes out to all the niggas who got baby teeth that’s why OG can’t you little favor whatwvwr
No one wants it with me..
All is tal shit actually… uhhh master p
Blues got a a Napoleon complex
He’s got no money.. not too short or big
Now look at it I’ve got shyne..
Don’t have to j lo when I pop mne
Frac and uhh blue do a line not necessarily against me…. Because you both know I’ll light you up
Smod of War
07-25-2021, 01:50 AM
I won’t stop until I’m prying open ur wifeys clam
Told me “this is gonna be a little test” like a midget exam
I.l rip what’s his name… Frac.. uh oh… ok.. zuch you have to be shifting me
Let’s go back Frac say what’ve right you suck
Zuch and fracture… ehhh fracture might be kind of funny but still, he isn’t shit.. o don’t really know these people don’t let me talk on discord or whatever
Frac won’t do it…
Watching land before time but I’d might do it….
Man 30 years old, a friend of mine gave me a silloutte or what’ve or rage against the machine… the battle for los Angeleno so.. never been to la and whateve it he hit thing is like a silloutte because of my brother but othe than that fuck it
Wow that’s pretty cool, have a home drawn tattoo that looks like the silloutte of rats…..
and o goint ot nor a doher asuff fo melesse
z to me lethal
Witty
07-25-2021, 05:14 AM
True.
Witty
07-25-2021, 05:14 AM
Nah I disagree tbh.
Bomb Bard
07-25-2021, 07:46 AM
I wish your brother was here and you weren’t
Blue Bayou
07-25-2021, 09:55 PM
Amen isn't running sub 4.4's with a shitty diet
corleone
07-25-2021, 10:16 PM
I once fasted for 3 years straight, and it was possibly the best years of my life.. theres nothing wrong with fasting but it is said for one to fast, they must be spirit lead.. just some food for thought.. peace
Bomb Bard
07-26-2021, 12:00 AM
I once fasted for 3 years straight, and it was possibly the best years of my life.. theres nothing wrong with fasting but it is said for one to fast, they must be spirit lead.. just some food for thought.. peace
Stfu faggot
kungfugrip
07-26-2021, 12:15 AM
Splurt it out Ouch
Everyone else is gay
kungfugrip
07-26-2021, 12:26 AM
You should fastly run away from religion
Witty
07-26-2021, 03:20 AM
I hope you fast until you die.
Wait, someone already said that.
I hope you fast until you are nearly dead, and I hope the first thing you eat gives you food poisining and you puke and shit yourself to death.
Barcotic
07-26-2021, 04:22 AM
Amen isn't running sub 4.4's with a shitty diet
Tf is sub 4.4s ?
And do you think Sandhagen beat TJ?
kungfugrip
07-26-2021, 04:23 AM
I didn't watch that wack card but TJ was gonna win if it went to the judges
Barcotic
07-26-2021, 04:29 AM
Yep
Sandman had more strikes landed overall and damage
Tj had control and hugs
Reminiscent of GSP vs. Hendricks
And Barber got away w one too
Bomb Bard
07-26-2021, 07:29 AM
Yep
Sandman had more strikes landed overall and damage
Tj had control and hugs
Reminiscent of GSP vs. Hendricks
And Barber got away w one too
GSP/Hendricks bad ey?
Yep
Sandman had more strikes landed overall and damage
Tj had control and hugs
Reminiscent of GSP vs. Hendricks
And Barber got away w one too
I thought Cory edged it and I don’t like Dillishaw at all but I don’t think you can call it a robbery. He looked gassed at the end and did too many pointless spinning kicks that just let TJ in to grapple.
UPN Zuch
07-26-2021, 11:18 AM
It was not robbery at all. That fight was dead even, but TJ was the aggressor the ENTIRE fight. Sandhagen had plenty of opportunities across 5 rounds to make a mark or take charge and get the W and instead he was retreating the whole time. 20 fucking minutes TJ was wiping blood out of his eye, trying to see, and yet he was still the one applying pressure. That’s why he lost the fight.
Smod of War
07-26-2021, 12:00 PM
Y’all oughta stop fasting and post your fuckin Sumter classic verses
White LGI
07-26-2021, 01:15 PM
He'd be a millionaire if he wasn't racist
Barcotic
07-26-2021, 03:54 PM
It was a good, close bout
But Cory won the fight
I just watched this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPKlBRNMOo
Just watched this real short documentary, forgot how scary/savage Sonny Liston was. I knew about him but not quite that in depth… it’s less than 30 mins.
And Mike Tyson’s interview he said Liston made him look like a choir boy… I dunno about all that haha.
But any good full old fights you guys suggest that they’d probably have on YouTube.
Yeah that went down hill fast…. I do unlike witty agree with my statement of dfugs smmdjhsghskk, was quite valid.
My bad I see I made like 10 of these posts… to my defense I had a ton to drink… which I usually do… a lot of Xanax which I almost never do… and bunch of Lunesta which is also a narcotic… I don’t usually do that… because I’m sure it was extremely dangerous. Luckily I didn’t die or do anything bad in real life.
But yeah my bad it can’t be all that annoying to you people just don’t click it.
I especially like it when I said a to me lethal.
Speaking of racists I wonder where dead prez was at during the whole Black Lives Matter and pandemic thing, it would’ve been perfect for them.
Don’t remember hearing racist ras kass shit thiugh
White LGI
07-26-2021, 09:59 PM
Don’t remember hearing racist ras kass shit thiugh
You must of never listen to soul on ice
"I hate white people in general"
"If I ruled the world, I sell every cracker to Mars"
Yeah it’s been a really long time
Don’t have all day… how about you don’t snitch… 10 lines or whoever
Everytime I’m on and want to battle no one wants it with me… other than Kung that one time and he took way too long.
Oh.. and about the fasting thing it was kind of pointless to ask it here you non athlete if fat fucks. But I was asking for a personal experience from one of you and if it’s sucked all that bad.
I’ve never done it.. I never wrestled in high school and wasn’t a boxer so there was no need to. I was just thinking about doing it to see if I could for fun… watching king fu movies about discipline lately.
I’d say I’m probably 20lbs overweight from being like fighting weight… or what I should be
Come on man someone it’s only 10 I want to do it before I don’t feel like it
Zuch see you here how about you 15 mins until I’m over it damn
Bomb Bard I see you're here... you message me weird semi gay private messages all the time about how you hope I would die and shit...
lets go.. 10 lines, you're here.
if it doesnt happen soon i'm going to loose my motivation
Not lose.. loose… like ya mommas pussy…let’s go man 15 mins easy opportunity to beat ouch da god…
Niggas scared
Coke on man this is going to be very anticlimactic…. It’s only 10 lines the fuck I’ll give it 30 mins to the end of this doc
Come on now anyone… little guys who don’t write… ehh could beat me bigger guys who I see on here now is your time… but you don’t want to because when I’m i. This mode I’ll getcha
No one… well it was better off for you that you didn’t do it… but I’ll still be here until I’m not I’m just watching Olympics mindlessly in a good mood to write
People don’t really want that though a quick 10 you could rub it in all day…. Niggas won’t do it because they know I’ll light the m up unless they take their time
Snitching and bomb bars get real I see ya names here for an hour…. Let’s just go… 10 lines who cares write wahatever it’s not that serious just get back in the groove I forgot the good lines I already had… someone… anyone wtf come on now
It’s a fact b…
Ya girl look like Uganda’s track team
And since we talking Olympics
User couldn’t catch a cheeseburger on a sick if he sprinted
Like old school cartoon a rabbit chasing carrot
I’m can see he’s embarrassed no one will battle me because you see we can share
And I see you might clown…
Last line was drawn on like Mexican bitches eyebrows
Nowi don’t wanna give my lines up too much..
I’ll throw away like Zuch parents… who sucks
It’s a fact you’re
A joke half of ya shit flips from resin or fracture
Study up lil boy it’s a fucking disgrace
I’d drop Jims on him but he’s already got his nuts in his face
I get used too much and you know who’s stupid
Sharp is as dull as the food he helps his mom cook with
I was like a kid…the whit was on t radio and whatever … like Oasis and Wu tang… and blue traveler whatver..
I’m black and she was Serbian… was born in Murica but every summer she would go with her family to Serbia I’m pretty sure her dad was a mafia dude I’m a high school kid but reading i between the lines as an adult
Whatever qccouront to facebok she married some doctor shortly after hgh school.
To be for real.. o don’t know if Zuch… he has though… blue bayou I’ll challenge and beat him to a 10 line battle same with zuch….hear the name Barcotic… I’ll own him too… I don’t see anyone here
Where u at little buddy hope you are alive…
Immo is IMOlate…I kid you not I haven’t seen tha dud, other than dead poet and kind of h oh it’s nothing…
There’s no real point I went to prison for years and. Still saw him on here… talking about he drank too much… good for that little dud
I’m going to sleep bit will people are shook smoke and at 8 am… so we’ll see what excuses you make up
Earl you ready to fight me now or not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cceCw_1pVK8
Dude would never touch me writing randomly or anything
I gave all of you a ton of tries…
If you feel like saying shit… I’m in decent shape 5 years ago or so, I may have talked about it on here… I had my wife and my daughter was barel born but I felt like I got I got stabbed with a hot knife below is my left rib cage…. Well they took my blood.. Xmas eve and whatver said it was kind of fucked up, said my heart was fine… put me into th fucking tub becaus they did a sonogram on ,y liver and I guess it didn’t look right
El Muffin
07-27-2021, 02:50 AM
Intermittent fasting works
16 hrs only water and sleep
8 hrs eating whatever
Change the whatever to healthy shit n it works even better
Yes. Basically how I lost even more weight after getting down to 180
All I ate was a chicken wrap n baked chips for like a month . One meal a day
Shit was nuts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8
I’m close to 6,3 64 on my tippy toes.. I’m liike 210 give o tak I haven’t weighs myself in forever but I could lose a good 20 lbs
Yeah I remember your name but where you from
Let’s 15 mins… text stuff
Told every single one of you that we’re on here… I’m still on here.. 10 lines… and I’m still her get real
Bombard and Zuch and some of those dudes do you really think that their wittier…. Nah not really bombard is nothing… zuch couldn smell m jock stap
george foreman vs ron lyle
everytime.
No one even the next morning
Fracture
07-27-2021, 03:05 PM
Bomb Bard I see you're here... you message me weird semi gay private messages all the time about how you hope I would die and shit...
lets go.. 10 lines, you're here.
Lmao bomb bards in peoples DMs with no chill
White LGI
07-27-2021, 04:49 PM
Snitching and bomb bars get real I see ya names here for an hour…. Let’s just go… 10 lines who cares write wahatever it’s not that serious just get back in the groove I forgot the good lines I already had… someone… anyone wtf come on now
Ouch that hurt....
Fracture
07-27-2021, 07:09 PM
this reminds me of when I got everyone on upn to headbutt their keyboard and post the results
The Dead Poet
07-27-2021, 07:46 PM
Tha God Marco Barrea vs Erik Morales.....all three fights.
Ghost1
07-27-2021, 11:19 PM
Ouch u ever hear that song cold beer by that yt guy? Ud probably like it
Ouch you’re no longer a thread maker. This is your thread. Enjoy it
Ghost1
07-28-2021, 09:41 AM
Lmaoooo
Orc repped
White LGI
07-28-2021, 07:49 PM
You just limited the entire discussion forum into one thread....he's all that post here
kungfugrip
07-29-2021, 10:46 PM
my gunners CRAZY yaaa those dudes bang for me
Four Loko Shooters to you is drinking alone on a Tuesday morning
Hey whats wrong with Four Lokos in the morning YOUR MAJESTY
kungfugrip
07-29-2021, 10:59 PM
Ouch please respond to the verse i wrote
I worked on it for 18 minutes and you've ducked it for 7-10 business months
What in the fuck... why can't I post... so what I went off and made some drunken threads... the fuck is this.
Tell Diode, I tell him I won't do drunk spam shit he'll reinstate me.
Fracture, if I see where you wrote i'll respond to it... I guess I can't make new threads.. pretty fucked up to do to someone who's been here since dial up.
Answer
07-31-2021, 06:19 PM
Tell Diode, I tell him I won't do drunk spam shit he'll reinstate me.
Seems like he learned his lesson guys
Bomb Bard
07-31-2021, 06:27 PM
What in the fuck... why can't I post... so what I went off and made some drunken threads... the fuck is this.
Tell Diode, I tell him I won't do drunk spam shit he'll reinstate me.
Fracture, if I see where you wrote i'll respond to it... I guess I can't make new threads.. pretty fucked up to do to someone who's been here since dial up.
Fracture and kung (admins) did this to you
Faggot
Answer
07-31-2021, 06:28 PM
Lot of people on power trips lately. NC becoming socialist
yeah its weird.. if I one night make 5 threads... every few months saying lajkdflkjf. ufhouflkfloo... foiuu
Ok that could be considered annoying. But I only do that every few months. So, big deal delete the shit, that is nonsensical every few months.
And are Frac and Kung admins... I really doubt that.
Ghost1
07-31-2021, 08:52 PM
Ouch.... bud
This is a fairly consistent occurrence
Once a month? That's an outrageous claim
Simply confounding
Ouch.... bud
This is a fairly consistent occurrence
Once a month? That's an outrageous claim
Simply confounding
whatever you say homie. I read... but not much... and i'll merk 90% of funny rap textcee stuff...
12 lines... randomly its 9.... due in an hour.. someone say something come on now
12 lines.. lets get it.. and people are afraid... one hour
Zuch... Blue... thats nothing. i'l merk them 16 lines even though ive given them shit..
Answer
07-31-2021, 09:12 PM
People on this board just aren’t prepared for the level of truth you provide, ouch
i'm 35 listening to thuggish ruggish bone on my TV... it is what it is.. no one wants to do this game shit... I will merk you... anyone on here really... 10 lines funny I got you... if noit what are you niggas whating for
Answer for fun... battle me 10 lines..
im here sayinhg whatever nigga was mad about me... but... lets do 10 lines... whoever it is... ill write it quickly and win
nigga its 4 pm... I will speak to youh... this is mad weird
Well thyats pretty fucked up... i live in michigan its 10m mwuateverm9tm9smetsmee;;moetsmg01m8m jmin7ed
yeah thats a pretty god one... thing was stuck... but yheah
no bullshit im a black man in a weird thunder thing.. I hear it out htere
no one else is goin to say a tying
Ok... ok... they wont let me een type RAPPERS RAPPERS SHIT I will body you and a lot o thingk you things.... but the thing is ill merk pretty much anyone on here.. This is dumb . look at it
Answer
07-31-2021, 11:15 PM
no one else is goin to say a tying
I dropped 10 lines ouch, where u at
kungfugrip
07-31-2021, 11:17 PM
Fracture and kung (admins) did this to you
Faggot
Im not an admin, and i like Ouch
yall niggas type i a cyhpher thing.. peo-le told me nah... ill rip 9on anyone... no bullshit 12 in muchigan and theres a sound
no one wants it with me... lets see what it is... lets ee.... Zuch can't do shit.. peole will lose... I'll beat blue bayo.. lets se
Saint
07-31-2021, 11:47 PM
where the bars ouch.. 10 right now
just write a few things.. you really don't want to know how I'll make you look fooiish
Answer
07-31-2021, 11:50 PM
i like Ouch
This is the kind of huckleberry Finn character development I like to see on this board
I see that its what not.. tell a nigga to try to paint the fense... whats up
lets see though i'll rip kung actually
nigga aparently I cant even type this shit... Ouch... VS whoever... put it up soon....
its 12.08 with my thing.. so its whatwver and I tried to tell the stupid ass phone things and whatever., regaurdless.. i'll merk yall niggas lets see
just for fun put one person up on me...
Saint
08-01-2021, 12:13 AM
just for fun put one person up on me...
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=149254
lookie here pussy... make a thing againts me and i',l write it and call you o n the phone
none of that even happened tell me... who wants to get merked
Pharaohs Army
08-01-2021, 12:50 AM
none of that even happened tell me... who wants to get merked
Answer wrote 10 lines against you and you did nothing but ramble about it.
Why don't you respond with 10 lines to him?
Ghost1
08-01-2021, 12:51 AM
Jesus u ain't have to body answer like that tho
The vegan clusters granola guy? DON DEMARCO
no one on here is going to beat me... nigga said pharoe whatever... yeabh lets go 10 line... you'll lose...
your biggest fans will lose against me and i'l just write some shit... ok... sooo... lets go
Bomb Bard
08-01-2021, 06:46 AM
Im not an admin, and i like Ouch
Thought you ran this site. My bad
So 12 lines… due let’s say no more than 2 hours… and it’s early only 7:15 not like 2 am like I usually do…
Someone step up first come first served
Answer or bombard would be ok… but I’m looking for someone a little better than that, first come first served.
More than 12 lines is fine too I just want to be writing fucking Homer’s oddysey like blue does sometimes fuck that
Answer
08-03-2021, 07:40 PM
Answer or bombard would be ok… but I’m looking for someone a little better than that, first come first served.
Sinacog corleone
Answer… write something you’ll be a fine sacrifice
I didn’t even read what you wrote the other day or write to it.. I will now though… I’m sober enough
Soooo? Can’t tell if we’re going going to do it or not… if not I’m about to get off here
Boy, how did this thread get 1.5k views on a board with not many people in like a week?
Because some people like me, a lot are probably indifferent or could care less. And a few weirdos who want someone to talk shit on.
Answer
08-03-2021, 08:46 PM
Boy, how did this thread get 1.5k views on a board with not many people in like a week?
Because some people like me, a lot are probably indifferent or could care less. And a few weirdos who want someone to talk shit on.
i dropped 12 more lines for you ouch, I feel confident you'll have a dope verse to make this a classic
Don’t have too much confidence but I’ll beat you… did you make a new thread or what, as you’ve seen I can make a new one
Dog you’re smarter than I am with this type of shit… cop y ya new shit and make a new thread.. the fuck
Answer
08-03-2021, 08:52 PM
We don’t need a dozen threads for every battle that you’re gonna no show, ouch. I’m sure we’ll be battling again tomorrow for 20 lines. The mods can clean it up, no worries
What don’t you get.. ah well actually I don’t think you can delete a thread can you… make a new fucking thread….. Ouch Vs Answer and put your new thing, not sure why that’s an issue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4XH3LYleDA
take for fucking ever but pusha t > drake and this is wen pusha clowned his ass... dissed him check if you havent seen it
ahhhh monkey suiy drake steve hard you made it... damn
Answer
08-03-2021, 10:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4XH3LYleDA
take for fucking ever but pusha t > drake and this is wen pusha clowned his ass... dissed him check if you havent seen it
Damn didn’t even know there was a pusha t drake beef. Surprised this wasn’t like the most discussed topic of 2018
yeah I don't know what year it was... but yeah looks like pusha t was calling him a sambo or whatever want to call but i'm sure there were issues before that... i'd imagine well I'm drunk and i'm not going to look it up but drake may have reasoinded, look it up and if you do post it
lets get stop on here, it'd like battling me battling Answer...
yeah forgot about pusha T merkin niggas... because he doent normally...
in all fairness back and fiorth pusha kills it
nser on nowi'll rip yoiu right no no problem
Pakistani Hand Cannon
08-04-2021, 12:38 AM
they boxin up all your threads in here ouch?
thats like 87 percents on netcee activity
also
Dunno if there are any Muslims on here. How many days is that?
@ that eng nigga
he's a proper muzzy
all round
5 times a day prayer & all that
he'll answer whatever retard question youre pondering over this time
its something man... and who are you from what religoin and country...
what are we waitn for its 2 am
Im ouch the the god... you know 2000's... we can keep it happen quick nerkyou
you have no chance
Pharaohs Army
04-20-2023, 09:06 PM
Jesus Christ.
***Upping this for a more comfortable "prison" thread.... for self-battle-spams? (compared to the NC's Jail)***
lol Ouch had more personality and creativity thatn 85% of you trolls.
kungfugrip
04-20-2023, 11:00 PM
Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly
Kung called me once and he pronounces it ‘Tom Boot’
still no idea who that is btw
kungfugrip
04-25-2023, 01:40 AM
That never happened, 31 cents a minute long distance isn't worth talking to a 5 foot tall British Hasbullah
Pharaohs Army
05-04-2023, 08:27 PM
The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem.
I'm gonna try to stay here @ing ppl like AJ & maybe hal0 ok.
I CANNOT CONTROL IT all the time
Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD
@Judge Chester Charlesworth
WOW HE IS A JUDGE- IMMUNE TO TAGS Diode
Now. Please use discretion, gentleman.
DO NOT delete a big written or a quality key that slips BUT
other than that, plz try to keep me in here for now until the Lars roast. (IF You're online and have the time; Thx)
Thank you Netcees Judicial & Law Enforcement Branch.
~PA & the rest.
emcee squared
05-04-2023, 09:08 PM
I once knew a pious individual
His only crime was anime rituals and paying too much attn
,To a Bayou Individual & an egyptian who obsessively studied Zen's prosey syllables
None of them are killable
But when the spin of the serve in ping pong hits the edge of the table?
Nicks the "white"
A phone recording where we couldn't even fix the mic
Trolling? We'd call it the fruits of life and "swag" 'n confidence that any bitch would like
Long story short
When I walk downstairs from the 2nd floor Red-Dragon-like room?
Back then? The bong was in the basement and the 2-liter bottle was always re-used
DIRTY
it was dirty...
but alas,
The life of an addict became more of a "Wise" text addict
I knew I needed this Ouch thread when I began examining
What AJ & Lars were doing Browsing Multiple Past Battles
Over a decade ago I remember texting a pothead Junior
"There is a search of 'Bags' today"
Random;&we'll see what the mods, 'n administrators say
Would a troubled young freshman be suspended for a pack of Newports-that-day?
?Would a lonely stoner's bowl be confiscated - WHISKED away
[I mean some are cheap but we don't know the monetary hit He'd Take]
Maybe Mom would be informed and it's the end of his privilages
The cell phone is gone and so are his friendly peer individuals
ah
But I've always been an anarchist Mole
Still respecting the set battles, but always injecting a spirit of:
nostalgia. respect-for-the-"old".
And as I learned the "cool" Junior
[who oft' skipped BOCES in the library]
o i threatened
it was all threats for me until i backed them Up
nvr follow thru w/. the write-up, don't tell the Admins I went to his house to light-up
Blunts.
With 2-3 other students who knew I'd have fun...
When I learned he mass-text the school of the impending Illegal Search
I had to think about the consequences of my Deliquency @ Work
I'm a BIG first Amendment guy
Now, when #whitepplREddit or the subform "W/E" "banned" me for life?
for LIFE
I tried to hedge the contervsey, 's I tend 2 do when i write
but who defends Lauren Boebert?
a fascist instigator - a literal TROLL in the Congressional corridors - VOTING
*fuck* lol
Religion isn't important except for the immense historical proportions of Biblical Scripture
AJ I'd offer you the 'Quran but I fear what'd it'd do to your "mental picture"
It IS the MOST perfect book, according to who wrote it
Infallilble, the Final Word Of God,
as spoken to Muhammad in the cave; an Illiterate prophet
Now; HITCH... would say Stop It
You're not seeking knowledge - you're following the word of 7th centrury content
Seeking to Destroy Infadels if they don't believe in their nonsense?!!!!
No AJ; stayAway -
the book is too pow'rful
Never reed it
I've often daydreamed 'bout dropping on Lars and never again peeking
The hurt emcee-seeks is not something I want to deal w/
would never spit-it no matter tha multi exactness
WHEN YOU DEAL WITH AJ ME URBAN\ryn0 - YOU'RE DEALING W/ RAPPERS
Please format & edit carefully
as AJ Sings for His Master [he'd rather sing than rap]
His Master still "Blue"....
"feeling grue" - i don't care who wrote it
However as I convert AJ; w/ this verse
He's tempted to quote it; spit it for a shiny Token
As he mixes his Poetry with Tsalms - Bullshit! [*psalms]
The Tabernacle bounces w/ laughter
The mockery of Irishmen, Canadians, Americans & mysterious Flappers
Dancers from the 20's who only "stepped right" -when tha Tommy Gun Blaze
Fire @ their feet "DynamicZ" of leg-wounds; injuries &"handicapped Pride" - a notch
or a Tassle in tha BrAid
unless, like, a warrior the Head is Shaved
under the eyes? !War paint
The tombs of egypt cannot be contained
As "raiders" from the Savannah find the secret side-entrance
Their Islamic Scimitars not needed...
The secret maps were tweaked bya Fine Edit
I am afraid of all my life's baggage
I hate what I've become&MAY NOSHOW; for fear of my life ending.
Pharaohs Army
05-04-2023, 11:35 PM
Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly
Lol.
Sup kung. Miss your activity. You need a re-up on that Christina ag baggy?
Did you use it all three weeks ago on a frac verse and chatting with me as I bit for ideas and inspiration as you challenged my fractured ego -lashing out like a bored drunk ouch or Well. Or u when ppl say oh I’m good in 2023 sry there no archives from 09 when Hens and Res likely fucking ROcked ur world buddy lol
Maybe a few lover votes from blue who trolls ur likeness on the gay pic chat site. Ffs
However I just now finally paroused these ten epic pages. *final edit Like Karp!!* Scrollli g thru lot of drunk ouch defending or opining jdrjjrjeejej
I am not ouch. I am a unicorn who just needs to be more lean with brevity, as I am with political and athletic non fiction.
Anyway whole point of this was to tell you your morning 4loko comment leaned me - and blue thx for bringing that up and engaging conversation
FFS yeah it sucks here everybody leave but blue Lars me few others.
Answer and bladed thesis would still be fucking peeping reading all day an didode would be fiiiiine w it. Fuckin that’d be nice. By Seth. Rb isn’t even recruiting they just let it die
I got a funny image. nO words on the four loko subject will share tomorrow
When I get to a different residence computer
See Lars it’s not just Primal Fear with you as gere
Myself Aaron and emcee Roy
I suppose you’re also the woman therapist and
We’ll servant journalist is the defenses expert testimony if Judge chesterMcI troll too ju jits site owning diode (who had to pay on time this month LoL)
That whole roast is what we call an aside, Seth n rican. N wordz. N Zuo. Perhaps a soliloquy of sorts and
The othe movie Lars has gotta be Wow fukkk I had a great second movie but - sober - still lost it on the ouch rant
Anyway kung
One night on my bday (mid 20s) I stopped at a gas station
U fill in the chain name for rhyme
Copped two those suckers streada one
Mind u this before they took out the magic energy ingredients (pic fri)
But yah
I’m sure I was smokin but when I finished that second
I was littttt done. Not lit. Fucking re trades sloshhjhed despite my decent tolerance and at that time pushin 210-220 on a 6 flat frame
Lol I didn’t pass out I Skyped wit an old French best friend poker online friend while she was “bad” smokin her firt joint ina while gettin giggly on Skype lol
Soooo glad I heard her voice and finally met her (right cereal?)
Nice sense humor oh
Blas she lovvved her Kk in holdem but Omaha too
Her box got wetter than NYC when he got to the enda this and ignored. Or spammed a joke but edited to dots as he still rusty
Anyway miss that French chick and blas
One of my 7 poker names is SuckingOutQQ so when I’M sucking out AA ridiculously, as that internet random? Card generator often does turn orrr riv
Yeah the ladies pair of q one step down from Rox’s KK obsession
So yeah im sure I went to bed early on that birthday - alone - maybe a drunk text or call to my one best madden,weed friend @ the time
Anyway top notch key NEW above for sinacog
One of the few guys here for the pure barz~
Edit* Lars it was The Departed of course
Second movie for our epic pic battle extended metaphor
When mark walburg roassssts Leo for being two diff ppl
With mom uptown on the weekdays
But dropping his Rs in the Southy” Pikey? (Equiv) “projects” on the weekend with Dad.
“You were like two diff ppl!!” He snapped
And the soon to be undercover (popping opiates by the end due to stress) simply quoted Hawthorne. Walburg made a fart sound and noted his Shakespeare preference.
House of Leaves
05-05-2023, 01:34 AM
"your my boy, blue" - I said, for the caption of this pic. [2011 RIGHT AROUND TEXT START]
NoFunLeague right bayou?
Female friend M.R. replies:
"how much time do u have on ur hands" lmfao.
You think she got me right? No I ALWAYS will rebutt/ retort. Elab. Enhance.
"never enough M.R. I don't know how you fit in your work schedule and drink schedule."
This is it guys. Sorry Lars I peaked here. Don't think I can write better than that Sinacog Key or the Quick Site Roast follow-up on this Ouch prison....sooooo yeah
but i NEVER bow out. pic will drop & i'll make some bars.
For Battling
GREAT name. WHat a great name for a cop who kills leagues with his power-trip.
emcee squared
05-06-2023, 03:14 PM
Lol Ok guys
I "like it again"
everything now is "so intriguing"
i stil love it lars make it hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt and tough degrees of diff.
so i have to quit HIATUS FOR SETH AND JUST PRACTICE FOR SANT COME ON U AFSDKLASDFLJASDFJ;SL TEA TIME IN THE STATES 3 HRS BEFORE I WARM UP FINAL MCDONALDCZ SANDWICH RIGHT uSER LOL AS IF FFF USER WOUDL EVER GET hOL HEDS DONE PHARAOHS DONE JUST ME AND OUCH AND AJ LOLLLLLL AND THE PRISON WITH COR.
---- --- DASHING!!!! 111 DASH US LARS GASH US LARS W/ YOUR SPECTUALR4 (NONSEXUAL MASOCHISTIC bARZ0
SO FUN NEED TO QUIT larz THE KEEEEY IS THE BLACK NMILDS OVER EVERTYHING ALONGGGG WITH U PLAYING TRUEEE doctor NUETRUAL GOD DAMN IT just a part at hte end AND gooooood sandra play oh god . if u throw in S-J ony with 0 posts but he exists It might be no need for the Evening time pornHitquick after dinner bud so yea Its over I KNO will miss u <3 ,,, ;-(
kungfugrip
05-12-2023, 03:48 PM
Lol.
Sup kung. Miss your activity. You need a re-up on that Christina ag baggy?
Did you use it all three weeks ago on a frac verse and chatting with me as I bit for ideas and inspiration as you challenged my fractured ego -lashing out like a bored drunk ouch or Well. Or u when ppl say oh I’m good in 2023 sry there no archives from 09 when Hens and Res likely fucking ROcked ur world buddy lol
Maybe a few lover votes from blue who trolls ur likeness on the gay pic chat site. Ffs
However I just now finally paroused these ten epic pages. *final edit Like Karp!!* Scrollli g thru lot of drunk ouch defending or opining jdrjjrjeejej
I am not ouch. I am a unicorn who just needs to be more lean with brevity, as I am with political and athletic non fiction.
Anyway whole point of this was to tell you your morning 4loko comment leaned me - and blue thx for bringing that up and engaging conversation
FFS yeah it sucks here everybody leave but blue Lars me few others.
Answer and bladed thesis would still be fucking peeping reading all day an didode would be fiiiiine w it. Fuckin that’d be nice. By Seth. Rb isn’t even recruiting they just let it die
I got a funny image. nO words on the four loko subject will share tomorrow
When I get to a different residence computer
See Lars it’s not just Primal Fear with you as gere
Myself Aaron and emcee Roy
I suppose you’re also the woman therapist and
We’ll servant journalist is the defenses expert testimony if Judge chesterMcI troll too ju jits site owning diode (who had to pay on time this month LoL)
That whole roast is what we call an aside, Seth n rican. N wordz. N Zuo. Perhaps a soliloquy of sorts and
The othe movie Lars has gotta be Wow fukkk I had a great second movie but - sober - still lost it on the ouch rant
Anyway kung
One night on my bday (mid 20s) I stopped at a gas station
U fill in the chain name for rhyme
Copped two those suckers streada one
Mind u this before they took out the magic energy ingredients (pic fri)
But yah
I’m sure I was smokin but when I finished that second
I was littttt done. Not lit. Fucking re trades sloshhjhed despite my decent tolerance and at that time pushin 210-220 on a 6 flat frame
Lol I didn’t pass out I Skyped wit an old French best friend poker online friend while she was “bad” smokin her firt joint ina while gettin giggly on Skype lol
Soooo glad I heard her voice and finally met her (right cereal?)
Nice sense humor oh
Blas she lovvved her Kk in holdem but Omaha too
Her box got wetter than NYC when he got to the enda this and ignored. Or spammed a joke but edited to dots as he still rusty
Anyway miss that French chick and blas
One of my 7 poker names is SuckingOutQQ so when I’M sucking out AA ridiculously, as that internet random? Card generator often does turn orrr riv
Yeah the ladies pair of q one step down from Rox’s KK obsession
So yeah im sure I went to bed early on that birthday - alone - maybe a drunk text or call to my one best madden,weed friend @ the time
Anyway top notch key NEW above for sinacog
One of the few guys here for the pure barz~
Edit* Lars it was The Departed of course
Second movie for our epic pic battle extended metaphor
When mark walburg roassssts Leo for being two diff ppl
With mom uptown on the weekdays
But dropping his Rs in the Southy” Pikey? (Equiv) “projects” on the weekend with Dad.
“You were like two diff ppl!!” He snapped
And the soon to be undercover (popping opiates by the end due to stress) simply quoted Hawthorne. Walburg made a fart sound and noted his Shakespeare preference.
Ur weird bro
House of Leaves
05-12-2023, 06:13 PM
Ur weird bro
IM weird k kungfu
1-may be black or white
2-maybe kung or blue
3-maybe writing keyghosts for lazy frac whos now warmed up to trounce bobby;s alias job (BTW lets remember bobby with muff on the larsjobs)aaand nyc
oh lars forgot ur pupile me and fuckin witty lol
4-for kung yeah this guys bout as old as me fuckin cokehead
INTANTLY BTW REVISE THE BATTLE/AGGRESSIVE BOARDING rankings for this guy CUZ HE AND I DID THE FKIN SITE JOB MORE THA NANANNNY ONE EVEN LARS IDITS RIGHT KUNG U LIKE THA COMPLMENT FOR THE WHOLE IN UR NOSE BUD
yeeeah he gets the censorrrd sig*EDIT*BRIDGEbags gets sig(* not fuking alias baits with fem pix yeah also sis and male WHITE CONTRARAIAN LOL
trollin for feeed yeah kung u like me roast goats dont u
Nice & Weird was the multi on my epicdeletedfairieeveil bridge for top satanast/sadist/goat writer in history jeso right#2 zygoteb.witty?
larsss syeah ajsdflasdfjkl k discuss it LOCKED OU tlol
how bout we get rican to key the fuckin rest a the brdige till i call fkin wartog to find my 2015 edelteted word doc SDJfa;kldfjkl;asdfjklasdgjadgjadgj
yeaaaahkung KEEP Up to speee yet? Thx btw and this clocks in round well
fucking idiots zygotea ggggain for the math subtract last EPIC RANT duh
-brb- again
kungfugrip
05-20-2023, 05:20 PM
Lmao Baron dissing my pronunciation whilst eating a tin of Spotted Dick in cigarette butt sauce
kungfugrip
06-23-2023, 05:45 PM
I AM NOT PREJUDICED. YOU ARE WEIRD REGARDLESS OF YOUR RELIGION OR WEIRD HERITAGE
Jesus Christ.
***Upping this for a more comfortable "prison" thread.... for self-battle-spams? (compared to the NC's Jail)***
lol Ouch had more personality and creativity thatn 85% of you trolls.
Thats a fact...
And I havent posted over a year for sure probably closer to 2 years.
I moved, got an ok job... got a pure bred boston terrier that I paid way too much for. Motherfucker just bites and unties my wifes/me/kids shoe laces. That thing is like an assassin, in one quick move ya shoe laces are done. But I still like him... named him Louie.
I still smoke and drink heavily but I have a feeling I probably always will... its just how to control moderation and whatever.
I hadn't thought about these forums for a couple of years... I searched project rhyme on google.. nothing... and then searched battle rap text forums or something and this came up. Forgot it turned to netcees and im 34 now, I joined this shit when I was like 14... crazy man... if anyone reads this I hope you and yours are doing well.
Ouch isn't black, he called me one night and pronounced ASK properly
I know you're from canada so you're more likely to see and speak with a sasquatch than a black person... but the fuck you expect me to sound like Bubba from forrest gump or some shit?
hope all is well with you though homie
but you're still a bitch
White LGI
08-07-2023, 12:09 AM
Ouch join discord
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