I went to prison

[CtrlF4]

Yup. I caught a double shooting. Went to trial. Beat 15 felonies. Lost one. Automatically got Felony forearm. 5 ball later. Came out richer and smarter.

[Ouch]

I've gone to prison as well... 4 years at a single time. And little probation or parole violotations for a few weeks in-between time.

how the fuck you come out richer

[CtrlF4]

Befuz I’m that nigga

[Ouch]

if you say so

[CtrlF4]

I had potential to be that nigga before prison but, now I’m that nigga

[CtrlF4]

if you say so

I ain’t gone lie….Prison had some of the funniest niggas I’ve ever saw

[Ouch]

I learned a bit in prison... more just like phycology how people think or act in that situation.

I was never a predator, I'm big enough to be a predator... but I don't want any part of that. And so I wasn't preyed upon, they couldn't have got shit from me anyway I had no commissary except for like the first 6 months.

[CtrlF4]

No kap I had the yard my last 3 years.

[Ouch]

why are you typing like that you sound really retarded... but yeah I agree to a certain extent..

like I said I did 4 years in a row.. and then like some shit here or there for violations.. but yeah where I was at there is some funny people.. and some retards too... I wasn't in like the shit they show on TV like san quientin or all that... like yo you have to watch for the mexicans... and the mexicans did have there on sub section and shit.. but its not deep like that.. what I did is if anyone tried to extort me for fucking honey buns ramen noodles or whatever... I quickly showed them that they're going to actually have to force me to do it

[Ouch]

and they didn't want to do that.... fights the whole 4 years I was only in 3 fights

[Ouch]

I don't know why the fuck you feel so optimistic and cool about it.... I certainly don't...


shows you the scum of humanity

[CtrlF4]

It’s a lot of Mexican. The polixe didn’t even talk to em. They barely speak English. They let them sit deep at picnic tables all type of shit. They be in groups of 30 with no problem. When me and 5 other homies get together, they was on our ass. I never went through the extortion. I’m tied in so, that wasn’t that anyway. Then all that flint water shit went on when I first went. Michigan quarantine is in Jackson which has the same system so that was terrible.

[UPN Zuch]

why are you typing like that you sound really retarded...

My man came on an ez board to brag about going to prison only to get bodied by ouch.

[Ouch]

you "caught a double shooting" don't even know what that means...

me personally I did 4 years, things were DUI, possession with intent to distribute, and firearm... but they really didn't even do me really bad like that..

I was out on bail, and got another DUI with possession and intent to distribute... and another resisting arrest... no gun... but yep... public defender not a real lawyer 4 years

[CtrlF4]

I don't know why the fuck you feel so optimistic and cool about it.... I certainly don't...


shows you the scum of humanity

Why are you so ashamed of your story? I don’t have shame. Some niggas tried to rob me and I did my thang. Only thing I regret was not letting my whole clip go.

[Ouch]

My man came on an ez board to brag about going to prison only to get bodied by ouch.

want to see someone get bodied read what I just wrote against Answer

[CtrlF4]

My man came on an ez board to brag about going to prison only to get bodied by ouch.

You a joke. I’d legit smack you

[Ouch]

Why are you so ashamed of your story? I don’t have shame. Some niggas tried to rob me and I did my thang. Only thing I regret was not letting my whole clip go.


I saw a guy my age, white... who said he was a USMC, and in our little cages and stuff it was pretty cool you could see out to the common area.. .its was 3 levels... well whatever... someone on the bunk said yoooo look at this dude... just look... we did... he picked his booger looked around like he did something wrong and ate it, then he did it again.

I would've just left that alone but dude in my pod was like yo I just saw you eat your boogers man... and he was like... nahhhh no I didn't and then dude said to the rest of us... did you see it... and he certainly did. The booger eater admitted it, and then also admitted that he was in there child molestation not... not normal shit. This huge ass dude beat THE FUCK out of him. Black guy who was mad nice, but literally this dude looks like the black hulk hogan in his prime or bigger... and quite a nice guy but he didn't wanna hear that shit

[Ouch]

I suppose my point is... even after 4 years in jail... man... I really got nothing positive out of it, and I shouldn't have been there, wouldn't have been there had I had a real lawyer...

even looking on the ultimate bright side of things... nahhhh... its fucking weird and depraved and if you're an inciteful person such as myself... you've got a long time to thing about it... and think am I like these savages or not... I must be one of them because i'm here... etc

[Ouch]

thats the shit I thought about at least

[CtrlF4]

So, you don’t feel as if prison made you smarter?

[CtrlF4]

I never saw a mf eat boogers but, I knew a dude in my unit did. Same story. Pedophile blah blah. We ended up rolling him when he stole a fudge bar from one of my homies.

[Ouch]

made me smarter no not really... it exposed to some shit, like a certain kind of human nature and whatever... and i'll randomly bring up prison stories and shit to my wife and... not very often but she'll be like ohhh those were the good old days etc.


The jails, and then prison I was in was like summer camp for the criminals.. a lot of the younger kids, acted like kids again like this is summer camp or some shit.. 4 years... I didn't learn jack shit

[Ouch]

I suppose to a smaller extent when people were in a pod.. dude has a swastika on his neck.. and whatever... I'm black and i'm assuming someone with a swastika tattoos on there neck... theoretically doenst like black people... as long as theres no problem theres no problem. so I guess it taught me that

[CtrlF4]

You didn’t even learn yourself? Your triggers? Weaknesses? Strengths? Nothing about the people you were around on the street? Just nothing? Your brain shut off for four years? You could’ve learned what not to do. Just nothing though? Wow. Not a book? No real estate? Stock market? How to get LLCs? Grants or nothing?

[Ouch]

sure, I learned close quarters human nature around a bunch of niggas or white people or puerto ricans...


the book cart came along onces a week and they had horrible books, with half the pages ripped out... and you're supposed to return them but no one does... stick the books under your bunk thing for a better pillow. And no I didn't learn shit really... other than niggas talk a big game and its not true.. I suppose I learned that.

[Ouch]

nothing I learned was positive, put it that way...

[Ouch]

hey Answer i'm about to drop on you again

[Ouch]

ya gay nigga fuck you say you like prison dog.. what are you talking about man... I don't know who you are or whatever but that makes no sense

[Ouch]

you're a weirdo and if you had fun in jail.... thats strange... again like I said did I learn things.. I suppose but for the most part they were things that I already knew about people in general... everyone would and did probably say it but I didn't hurt anyone.

I guess I learned how to make burrito out of ramen noodles and beef jerky with a pack of cheese sauce. I suppose I learned that. Overall it didnt teach me shit, other than a healthy distrust of the legal system, which I already had.

[Ghost1]

Ouch is clinically retarded an cb4 has the mind of an infant

Nc is the dark matter of the universe

[CtrlF4]

Never said I had fun. Was one of the worst/best things ever happened to me. If you were sat down for four years and had access to books didn’t learn shit, you’re a waste. That’s just real talk. Dead the gay shit. Niggas don’t even really cook with noodles in the joint. So, now I think you lying. That’s some tv shit. Noodles is a LAST resort. Ghost, kill yourself.

[Ghost1]

Hey hey hey you an me are cool my guy. I for one support your institutionalized learning experience and gangster street bravado. This is intriguing content and you're an interesting person.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Let’s see the news article

[CtrlF4]

https://law.justia.com/cases/michigan/court-of-appeals-unpublished/2018/335070.html

I don’t do kappin. Look up my Otis pik I got old pik battles here

[Bomb Bard]

Hell yeah! Let’s go to prison yall!

[CtrlF4]

Hell yeah! Let’s go to prison yall!

I believe in energy and speaking shit into existence. I think you should edit this. Just for your sake.

[Amen]

Never said I had fun. Was one of the worst/best things ever happened to me. If you were sat down for four years and had access to books didn’t learn shit, you’re a waste. That’s just real talk. Dead the gay shit. Niggas don’t even really cook with noodles in the joint. So, now I think you lying. That’s some tv shit. Noodles is a LAST resort. Ghost, kill yourself.

Ouch still thinks county lockup is prison.

[Ghost1]

Tell him about that bid you did last year gloss

[uh-oh]

what type of plea did they offer

[CtrlF4]

what type of plea did they offer

20 years. I went to trial. It’s in the link.

[Clout]

20 years. I went to trial. It’s in the link.

I'll run the yard and make you trim the hedges little man.

[uh-oh]

20 years. I went to trial. It’s in the link.

damn good shit then

usually taking it to trial is a mistake

[CtrlF4]

damn good shit then

usually taking it to trial is a mistake

I know but, I had a cold lawyer and a cold game plan. When I read my discovery packet, I knew they couldn’t fuck with me. I knew I had a way out.

[Ghost1]

LMAO sounds like an RL Stine screenplay

[Geno]

Lmao wtf with this thread man. Smh, Just honestly smh.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

No kap I had the yard my last 3 years.

iont know you

but based on three comments ive read from you

you held pockets

[Dope girl]

Here's Ouch new pal

[Fracture]

Here's Ouch new pal

/Thread

[Ouch]

I'm not going to show you what it is, but as far far as , like what you would call 'normal' employment.. not going to happen... all you have to do is search my name, no background app needed. 2 duis, 2 resisting arrests 1 possession with intent to distribute.

In other words if walgreens or rite aid or fucking local auto zone sees that.. they're going to tell me to fuck off. And tons of people tell me, well just go back and have the felony taken away..

easier said than done.... and even if I Did that its still on the internet... I never made the news or anything.. I didn't do anything that bad but if you search my name on google all that shit comes up.

[Ouch]

heres someone talking about Dope Girl... she seems nice but come now on now...

its soething like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NfySDeFf7M

[Ouch]

zoinks scoob i think shes got an extra chromosome

[kungfugrip]

Black culture man

How terrible

[Ouch]

that dude from what I can tell is bllshit.... its ok,,,only thing I learned from prison was there are peeople bigger and tougher than I am... she there are a lot of cree[s

[Ouch]

but someone sayint they had a good time in jail was eaither lying... or something really really wrong with them

[Ouch]

I went to prons for over 4 years dog.... not sure what youre talking about.. I don't know what but you shoul shut the fuck up

[Ghost1]

That's cool they let yah have prom in prison. Nice u guys get to still have that experience.

[Ouch]

white earl lets see how tit goes..

[Ouch]

Ghost you can say whatr you want... i'll d9o whatvewr... ... 9ts noth8ing

[Ouch]

so what do you have sto say n9ga

[Ghost1]

Just saying I'm happy for u fam

[Ouch]

yeah.. 7 my daugther is going into kindergardent

[Fracture]

Mines going into thirdt grade

[Ouch]

im fat and puttnig a 20 minute th9ing ismokingcigs..... but still lets we frac

[Ouch]

nah man... I look at a few of these things....me personal I was in prison for close to 4 years.. and
I haven't done any of that.. whatever the person there said sayid, theres someth8ng wr0ng w9th him

[Ouch]

and whatever that nigga sawy.... thats some bullshit... and I dd a lot of time... only th8ing is that you feel bad about yourself and whatever

[Ouch]

mouths whate i said big mout

[Ouch]

Well my fingers hit because I smoked a cigarette down the filter



Whatever you’re talking about weirdo.. I was in prison for close to 4 years…. Whatver you’re saying… you must be a strange dude

[Ouch]

I just randomly looked at this.. I'm semi tough person that was in prison and all that... I let it alone, you have to have money or your gf or your mo sending you shit.... im gonna stop this but I never fucked with that, and no one ever fuccked with me

[Ouch]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[Ouch]

well I've got aTV that has fire stick saying Techn9he... im 34



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2clsl88WoBU&ab_channel=Vadzik17

[Ouch]

whatever you say

[Ouch]

So come n now

[Ouch]

not the prison that scared me

[Bomb Bard]

This page is one for the books

[White LGI]

So, you don’t feel as if prison made you smarter?


I'll beat the fuck out of you bitch

[Allen Knight]

Wattup bruh.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

another quality monologue.

how do you do it?

even like 10 consecutive post after yourself - you still type as if youre in a dialogue with someone else.

[Eŋg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHNhP59pUp0

str8 banga

[Ouch]

this guy has either watched too many blah blah blah tough crime lock ups in his life... or he's full of shit..

i'm leaning towards full of shit... theres nothing to be learned from long term prison sentence other than hate for 'authority' and realizing there a bunch of fucked up people in this world.

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHNhP59pUp0

str8 banga

thats tight

[Ouch]

yeah man like I said before in for about 3 years, parole messed up. Was in for another year give or take.

And I can certainly say I didn't learn shit. Other than money/lawyers buys fake justice. I had I public defender/pretender right... both times. Other than that I suppose I learned there are a lot of pieces of shit in the world. And I wondered if I was one of them... but no... dui/assault/obstruction.. thats not that big of a deal