View Full Version : The Roast of Textcee Inmate #F4GG07 aka Ctrl+F4
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 11:33 AM
https://i.ibb.co/yQtrC7P/042-F0-BED-D8-B3-49-EF-A719-B69-E41-C55-F80.jpg
Homeboy hairline is a landscape in portrait mode
Welcome home faggot
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 11:37 AM
Lookin like Pigeon and the Winter Private First Class
Tells his homies girls call him nuts but what she said was he has a peanut head
Escaped prison by break dancing in the yard
UPN Zuch
08-11-2021, 11:43 AM
This guy’s father is the logo for the men’s restroom
CtrlF4
08-11-2021, 11:43 AM
You hoe n yoself. I got more bitches than you
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 11:46 AM
They called him Shark Tooth in the pen
Looks like Ouchs dead brother that would’ve went D1
Tried to hang himself 7 months in but his forehead kept cutting the rope
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 11:51 AM
Lookin like Littlefoot after the meteor hit
Lookin like he wears pirated DJ Kay Slay mixtapes as hats
Lookin like his barber has to use physics formulas to line him up
Sharp
08-11-2021, 12:00 PM
man's got the 'away in a manger' hairline
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/875045840224415754/dashawn.png
Ghost1
08-11-2021, 12:08 PM
Lmaoooooooooo
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 12:56 PM
You hoe n yoself. I got more bitches than you
“Nah I didn’t say you was a cute nigga, I wasnt stutterin”
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 01:03 PM
They wouldnt let him convert to Islam in the slammer cus he kept turning the kufis into dreidels
Lookin like he’s gonna get a face tatt of the Illuminati pyramid on his head and drop The Pizza-Gatekeeper
Nigga looks like a covid graph got covid
Ghost1
08-11-2021, 01:27 PM
“Nah I didn’t say you was a cute nigga, I wasnt stutterin”
SLOW IT DOWN
HE DIDNT SAY U WAS A CUTE NIGGA....HE SAID YO FOREHEAD IS ACUTE NIGGA
i can’t front
that hairline on point fr
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 03:39 PM
Ain’t never seen a nigga with a buzz cut and bangs
Lollllll
This guy ran the yard, tho lol!
bleak
08-11-2021, 04:58 PM
based on ear placement this is a bottlenose dolphin
yet his eyes must work independently like hammerhead sharks
CtrlF4
08-11-2021, 05:05 PM
I’m really that nigga tho so, I’m confused.
CtrlF4
08-11-2021, 05:07 PM
And take my name out them big ass letters I feel like you snitchin on me
Smod of War
08-11-2021, 05:28 PM
And take my name out them big ass letters I feel like you snitchin on me
You cute bro what’s your name?
Sharp
08-11-2021, 05:42 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/875131868020883486/dashawn2.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/875133055755493386/unknown.png
UPN Zuch
08-11-2021, 05:51 PM
You said you came out of prison smarter, and that it made you a better person. What worries me is that you came here after you got out and first thing you do is brag about how you “ran the yard” and “I’m that nigga” so really you sound exactly like someone who is institutionalized and you care about shit that doesn’t matter and should be embarrassing if they were true. Which they are not. You ain’t running no yard there weighing 130lbs. Not Ionia, not Lapeer, not even HYTA.
Sharp
08-11-2021, 05:57 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/875135881458118707/unknown.png
Ghost1
08-11-2021, 06:00 PM
LMFAO gone
I RAN THE YARD
https://i.ibb.co/nLrQLN5/2-A149-DEF-054-E-4-F97-81-D3-72-D5-C02-DB944.jpg
CtrlF4
08-11-2021, 07:08 PM
You said you came out of prison smarter, and that it made you a better person. What worries me is that you came here after you got out and first thing you do is brag about how you “ran the yard” and “I’m that nigga” so really you sound exactly like someone who is institutionalized and you care about shit that doesn’t matter and should be embarrassing if they were true. Which they are not. You ain’t running no yard there weighing 130lbs. Not Ionia, not Lapeer, not even HYTA.
I been out 5 months you clown and I left 210 and I was 150 wit 2 knives so yeah
Sharp
08-11-2021, 07:40 PM
I RAN THE YARD
https://i.ibb.co/nLrQLN5/2-A149-DEF-054-E-4-F97-81-D3-72-D5-C02-DB944.jpg
Dead
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 08:03 PM
I been out 5 months you clown and I left 210 and I was 150 wit 2 knives so yeah
You sucked dick for extra ramen stfu
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 08:06 PM
Lookin like Will Smith in Shark Tale sold used pagers and hand rolled cigarette packs
Asked the barber for a fade and got the free throw
~RustyGunZ~
08-11-2021, 08:08 PM
Guy wears 3 sided helmets
Asked the barber for a fade and got the free throw
You stupid for that one LOL
Destroyer
08-12-2021, 12:31 PM
jesus christ this thread has a lot to offer
Destroyer
08-12-2021, 12:36 PM
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CtrlF4
08-12-2021, 03:16 PM
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Ain’tchu bald and white? You like 50 too. I remember you.
CtrlF4
08-12-2021, 03:17 PM
And when you start winning battles?
Destroyer
08-12-2021, 06:21 PM
And when you start winning battles?
right about the time your commissary ran out
Sharp
08-12-2021, 07:09 PM
gone Des
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Pakistani Hand Cannon
08-14-2021, 05:17 AM
man put your hairline as one of them batman boomerang joints
lmaooo gotdamn
Smod of War
08-14-2021, 07:41 AM
gone Des
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/875516157791186954/unknown.png
Holy cow
This one takes the cake lmao
Fracture
08-14-2021, 03:04 PM
man put your hairline as one of them batman boomerang joints
lmaooo gotdamn
you mean like sharp already did you stupid idiot
gone Des
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Byeeeeeeeeee
Dope girl
08-14-2021, 05:51 PM
Your booty too small to win twerking battle
Sharp
08-14-2021, 06:53 PM
Your booty too small to win twerking battle
I'm dead
DG killed it
Pakistani Hand Cannon
08-14-2021, 07:46 PM
you mean like sharp already did you stupid idiot
...how do you not get i was referring to that exact post??
sit down you muppet
White LGI
08-14-2021, 08:12 PM
I'd definitely had been fucking him if he was in my cell
kungfugrip
08-14-2021, 08:19 PM
The jokes are loaded up, but PROUD of jail
Kill me now
lets do it now man.. we can do it on discord live talk shit to each other or something matter..
Or you can post a fucking picture of yousrelf.. so you riped on my 2 old dumb looking pictures... you didn't post shit... and then we can do like 20
Nigga yo look like someone gave you a dirty sanchez and you liked it
fat boy Zuch has something
Fracture
08-15-2021, 12:08 AM
...how do you not get i was referring to that exact post??
sit down you muppet
Probably because you talk like a moron and it's hard to understand wtf you're trying to say
Pakistani Hand Cannon
08-15-2021, 03:18 AM
or your so desperate to insult a nigga you start imagining shit. & then got the nerve to try blame me for that lol aint that a bitch
your hoemotions got you projecting the pussy in you, alot.
Fracture
08-15-2021, 08:21 AM
Jesus the way you try to come across on here makes me very uncomfortable
Do you talk like this in real life?
~RustyGunZ~
08-15-2021, 08:26 AM
He doesn’t talk to other humans in real life aside from his faggot brother
Dope girl
08-15-2021, 08:38 AM
You got booted off TikTok because you unfunny
Smod of War
08-15-2021, 08:41 AM
You got booted off TikTok because you unfunny
TAWK TO EM!!!
Fracture
08-15-2021, 10:28 AM
He doesn’t talk to other humans in real life aside from his faggot brother
It makes sense now. Thanks for clarifying
Yeah I've had a very unpleasant years in jail... this guy is either lying or is a very stange person...
all I got out of prison was knowing that there are a lot of child molesters
Lenox
08-15-2021, 11:55 PM
Lmfao
All the kings horses..
And all the kings men..
CtrlF4
08-16-2021, 11:35 AM
Yeah I've had a very unpleasant years in jail... this guy is either lying or is a very stange person...
all I got out of prison was knowing that there are a lot of child molesters
Stop saying you can’t get anything out of prison or become better. There are plenty of people who went to prison and came out better. Malcolm X, imo the greatest civil rights leader ever, became that after prison. You didn’t get anything out of it because, you’re a waste. You have access to thousands of books. Thousands. We had different experiences because, we live different and stand for different shit. I used to tell people like you in their, we got different problems. I got real nigga problems. You got BITCH NIGGA problems. My biggest fear was me killing a nigga in their and getting trapped. Basically myself. You said you wouldn’t order store so, you wouldn’t get extorted. You was scared. You survived. I THRIVED. It’s lots of child molesters. Why would you even have to order store? Take they shit. They don’t deserve to eat. You didn’t either cause you less of a man. You scared of another nigga. You a hoe. Then you get on here and type gun/murder bars. This the problem with niggas now, y’all let rap music pump y’all up. Then you run into a nigga like me who live the shit you rapping and get fucked up. I’m strange because, I actually am who I am? Because I’m comfortable with myself and not acting like my favorite rapper (whose probably a bitch to btw)? Nah. You strange for pump faking. It was different for me because, I’m a real life WOLF. You a sheep. We different. At this point, I’m requesting all your bars be about not getting extorted in prison and you stop the gangsta shit. Please and thank you.
Nigga, you strange.
CtrlF4
08-16-2021, 11:38 AM
Get out the streets for you tell on somebody. You probably did already. Free that nigga you got that bag from.
Fracture
08-16-2021, 03:02 PM
and yet here you are on an internet message board sounding like a complete dipshit
what a WOLF
I feel really bad for reading everything you just wrote.. but I did.
Like I said before you're either a weirdo talking about prison.... or.. really strange dude.
I'm 35 years old an have spent near 5 years in prison. Probably closer to 6.
Personally I didn't learn anything than if you're a rich boy you can get out of a lot of things.. and there are a lot of sickos in the world. Thats all I learned, healthy distrust of the penal system. I already knew that though... my dads a 30 year public kings county teacher, hates the military unless it makes sense... vietnam combat veteran drafted
my dads 71 year old Vietnam combat vet, with proof. He was a public school teacher, at first elementary and then middle school for 30 years. My dad is mad honest with me... but he actually makes from its a thing called KAPERS which is .. whatever he took too much money out... and now he's fine but real talk I think he only makes like 1900$ a month
Ghost1
08-18-2021, 10:22 PM
With proof? Lmao do people not typically take him at his word? What kinda proof we talking here?
no I don't take anyone at their word.. like... whatever guy name
I've said what my name is and talked to people on the phone even thought I put *67 before it
anyone with google and never trying can see that i've been in prison... possesion with intent to distribute 2 DUIs and a resiting arrenst felony. Thats all im saying
Ghost1
08-19-2021, 09:48 AM
I thought we were talking about your father's tour in vietnam
Bomb Bard
08-19-2021, 10:06 AM
no I don't take anyone at their word.. like... whatever guy name
I've said what my name is and talked to people on the phone even thought I put *67 before it
anyone with google and never trying can see that i've been in prison... possesion with intent to distribute 2 DUIs and a resiting arrenst felony. Thats all im saying
What’s your name
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