I'm calling Zuch's UPN affiliations into question

[kungfugrip]

*bangs gavel*

He was clowned nonstop

Ignored mostly

Contributed next to nothing

And then when i came in and revolutionized message boarding as i normally do he suddenly starts insulting the architects because he's in a way less aggressive forum?

Unacceptable.

I need PHANT, not User or Aloe because they've always seemed kinda gay to me, Serge, Fuck i can't remember many names anymore, Leroy, Sypher and other to form a jury of peers on this issue.

I have maybe 8-12 archived UPN threads, Zuch has 0-0

You SURVIVED UPN, u dirtbag, i revolutionized it

J'accuse

[kungfugrip]

UPN Zuch hahahhaa where can i find the emoji that's laughing so hard tears are coming out both eyeballs

[Fracture]

Why you always turn on me and Tony we had ur back even when ur being a slut

[UPN Zuch]

Uh ohhhhh someone’s saltyyyyy.

GUYS ZUCH USED TO BE A FAGGOT


And now you’re the faggot, faggot.

Ouch come get your son.

[kungfugrip]

What does this have to do with Zuch being a 4/10 on UPN

[UPN Zuch]

Btw I will not be responding as I have already started a thread in which I am archiving your funny posts since you got here. You decided to copy me and make a thread but that’s neither here nor there.

[kungfugrip]

Uh ohhhhh someone’s saltyyyyy.

GUYS ZUCH USED TO BE A FAGGOT


And now you’re the faggot, faggot.

Ouch come get your son.
OOOOOH I HIT A NERVEEEEEE

[kungfugrip]

Btw I will not be responding as I have already started a thread in which I am archiving your funny posts since you got here. You decided to copy me and make a thread but that’s neither here nor there.

WILL THAT THREAD BE AS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS YOU WERE ON UPN?

[kungfugrip]

Btw I will not be responding as I have already started a thread in which I am archiving your funny posts since you got here. You decided to copy me and make a thread but that’s neither here nor there.
Yeah but i started a funnier thread than you, as usual, which is the reason i was more valued in the UPN community

[kungfugrip]

Zuch man

I love u but, bad move, lmaoooo

[kungfugrip]

Hopefully ANSWER and i can't even think of another one of these BOZOs on this sites name comes to ur aid lmao c'mon son you know better

[Fracture]

Bold move as zuch looks to continue to ignore the thread

Has him winning a close decision, kungs offensive output almost stifled by the strategy

[kungfugrip]

Zuch attempted a thread he couldnt properly execute against an opponent he isn't quite ready for cmon

[kungfugrip]

I mean, I'm gonna lose the moment MC Shabadoo and whoever else comes to this site logs on at 11am but regardless, i forgot where i was going with that thought

[Ouch]

I don't know the Zuch dude... I thought he was on like RBL... im 35 I know what that is and so do you...

I tried to join UPN... for a tournament Ouch/Spooky Tooth.. whatever

I used to think Kung and Proper hops were the same person maybe they are

[kungfugrip]

Shut up faggot

[Ouch]

will do..... about to watch the game

[kungfugrip]

Shut the fuck up your thoughts are dogshit

[Fracture]

Lmfaooo in a strange turn of events Kungs landing some haymakers on ouch, judges are perplexed and also dead af

[Ouch]

Kung you shouldn't let that dude faggot ass Zuch talk shit on you.... you're better and said more funny shit...


but if thats a before and after picture which was posted... nigga a SAMMICH or 2

[kungfugrip]

the audacity of Zuch is one thing, reading your posts is another

They both give me searing hot headaches

[kungfugrip]

Zuchs face looks like if my big toe had a face

And i have a fungal infection on it. Imagine my big toenail trying to overthrow my whole body? I was so confused like 'do u really think this is gonna work bro?'

[Ouch]

yeah I dunno dog who gives a fuck.. I went on a rant on the discord thing about this and with my shit posted up...


I actaully saw my dude from cerebral.com... today at 3pm I tried to get him to give me benzos, but he said I already gave you narcotics.. and so.. not how it works... anyway


fuck yall niggas.. and dam n kung you look like shit dog

[kungfugrip]

Im fucking beautiful

[Ouch]

im not going to say anything but whoever posted this a bunch of times


nah man you looked normal before the other thing you look sickly

[Fracture]

What if you had the power to uncover every mystery since the beginning of time, but your sole witness was ouch

[kungfugrip]

Lmao i loved Zuch posting that kinda less handsome post of my face whilst grinning with his non waterproofed brown plank teeth smile and slim not congruent to his neck head lmaooo i was dying like 'really bro? That's the hill ur gonna die on?'

[kungfugrip]

What if you had the power to uncover every mystery since the beginning of time, but your sole witness was ouch

Imagine Ouch on the stand arguing the Zapruder film lmaoooo

[kungfugrip]

GUYS ZUCH USED TO BE A FAGGOT.
Im sorry, USED to?

[Ouch]

imagine a person on here actually talking shit...


it wouldn't work out well.. ... and nigga I was the russian bitch in the grassy knoll

[Fracture]

Lmaooo ouch if you were hired jfk could of crawled through texas

[White LGI]

I remember Zuch from the disc board at upn....he was a decent contributor there, he was known....I don't remember him being a battler though....but in fairness I don't remember to many people as battlers from upn....we were just awesome at ROFLZ

[kungfugrip]

I wasnt gonna say anything about the 'UPN Zuch' thing until now but anyone that was on UPN just slowly raised an eyebrow when he started calling himself that

[kungfugrip]

Lmaooo ouch if you were hired jfk could of crawled through texas

Moonwalked through Dealy Plaza lmao

[Fracture]

Moonwalked through Dealy Plaza lmao

Lmaooo on the back of a lowrider doing hydraulic jumps just waving at fellow Americans while ouch just accidentally killed himself in a field

[kungfugrip]

Lmao hes wearing Jackie Os dress like Lil Nas X

[White LGI]

I wasnt gonna say anything about the 'UPN Zuch' thing until now but anyone that was on UPN just slowly raised an eyebrow when he started calling himself that


Not really, unless he would of came here like he was a elite battler on upn....witch I never saw him do....he was a upn head....upn zuch isn't far fetched

I mean I could legitimately call myself UPN LGI......
I was a upn head.....but I never won shit at upn

[White LGI]

Lmao hes wearing Jackie Os dress like Lil Nas X



ROFLZ

[Ouch]

yeah that lil nas X is on some bullshit.. an chiefs lost.. staed up this late...

[kungfugrip]

Not really, unless he would of came here like he was a elite battler on upn....witch I never saw him do....he was a upn head....upn zuch isn't far fetched

I mean I could legitimately call myself UPN LGI......
I was a upn head.....but I never won shit at upn

Lmao spoken like someone that had even less respect than Zuch on UPN

Less paragraphs next time fucko

[White LGI]

Lmao hes wearing Jackie Os dress like Lil Nas X

yeah that lil nas X is on some bullshit.. an chiefs lost.. staed up this late...


You up this late every night

[Fracture]

Lmao even columbine shooters technically columbine alumni

[Ouch]

with that lil nas X I get it he's fucking around with gay and whatever... ok... but whats the music... that old town road was dope but i bet he didn't even do anything but say something over it

[Fracture]

Oh great ouch is about to hit this thread with 45 YouTube links

[White LGI]

Lmao even columbine shooters technically columbine alumni



Very True

[kungfugrip]

Oh great ouch is about to hit this thread with 45 YouTube links

Lmao Mensa meeting about to beginnnnnn

[kungfugrip]

You up this late every night

Lmao if u were a lawyer every one of ur clients is going to jail for life

[White LGI]

Lmao spoken like someone that had even less respect than Zuch on UPN

Less paragraphs next time fucko


Actually kev....I was one of the least respected ever....its what cemented my greatness......

Everyone remembers me....despite the fact I haven't posted on upn since 2008....

First thing you said when you found out I was LGI was "him and jq was funny as fuck ways beefing with defcon and his flunkies"

You remembered me 13 years later....

That's greatness my friend.......fucking greatness

[Ouch]

if someone knows this without googling it...


mah mah.. like what I did with my hands I broke em
gave me the stone gave the chiselt how to hold it...


10 points

[White LGI]

Lmao if u were a lawyer every one of ur clients is going to jail for life


If I was a lawyer?
Lmao at me going to school

[Ouch]

well i'm pretty sure i'm the most respected so yall niggas can suck it

[White LGI]

if someone knows this without googling it...


mah mah.. like what I did with my hands I broke em
gave me the stone gave the chiselt how to hold it...


10 points

Let me see your dick

[kungfugrip]

Actually kev....I was one of the least respected ever..

WAS?

[kungfugrip]

I WENT BALLS DEEP INTO UPN AND TOOK IT OVER

EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF UPN

I DEED DAT

[White LGI]

I WENT BALLS DEEP INTO UPN AND TOOK IT OVER

EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF UPN

I DEED DAT


You did that......but now....zuch is known as upn zuch and no one refers to you as upn kung

Life isn't fair

[Fracture]

Lmaoo an ouch dick pic is legit gonna just be ouchs face while he looks at his dick

[kungfugrip]

What bothers me the most is thinking that Zuch has been planning this for years just waiting for a stupider audience

[kungfugrip]

Lmaoo an ouch dick pic is legit gonna just be ouchs face while he looks at his dick

Lmao just a stunned pic in the mirror and a 505 error

[White LGI]

Lmaoo an ouch dick pic is legit gonna just be ouchs face while he looks at his dick

Lmao

[Ouch]

its this... and I don't listen this but.. this random song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnPu4oP0T3k

[kungfugrip]

Ouchs phone crashes when he tries to send dick picks

It makes the 1200 modem dial up sound then just catches on fire

[White LGI]

What bothers me the most is thinking that Zuch has been planning this for years just waiting for a stupider audience

He played chess not checkers

He even came and won text tourneys here and shit...

Now as text fades Into obscurity and the light dims...

Zuch victories will be some of text last memories.....

While your valiant and incredible text feats that were accomplished during the height of the culture against greats....are forgotten

Upn zuch....outsmarted us all....

God damn him

God damn UPN ZUCH

[Ouch]

who gives a fuck dog..? what did Zuch really do, nothing... as far as I can tell ... Kung dope, and Fracture/TRE would be weird if TRE was still nigga from dial up... but.. so what...

UPN Zuch sucks dog, what has he done

[kungfugrip]

Neeeeeeeeeerrr neeerrrr neeeeeeeeeeee

BOOOM

Like right in his pocket

[Ouch]

nigga is waitng for you to show you on that thing.. real talk dog I love you but... before and after you look real bad..

[kungfugrip]

who gives a fuck dog..? what did Zuch really do, nothing... as far as I can tell ... Kung dope, and Fracture/TRE would be weird if TRE was still nigga from dial up... but.. so what...

UPN Zuch sucks dog, what has he done
Zuch certainly found his core audience lmaoooooo

[White LGI]

who gives a fuck dog..? what did Zuch really do, nothing... as far as I can tell ... Kung dope, and Fracture/TRE would be weird if TRE was still nigga from dial up... but.. so what...

UPN Zuch sucks dog, what has he done


He elevated himself from zuch...to UPN zuch
Its like when I joined karate class and got my ass beat by a 8 year old....so I went to Kmart and bought a black belt and stood outside the dojo doing stretches for 3 hours but never went in

[Ouch]

yeah but that still doesnt say what did Zuch do? other than maybe mod something... I honestly don't get it


kobra kai son

[White LGI]

yeah but that still doesnt say what did Zuch do? other than maybe mod something... I honestly don't get it


kobra kai son


He did nothing ouch....
But he is upn zuch now...

That makes him great

[kungfugrip]

He didn't do enough to come at me, lmao. What was he thinking??

[Fracture]

Neeeeeeeeeerrr neeerrrr neeeeeeeeeeee

BOOOM

Like right in his pocket



Lmaoooo

[Ouch]

i'm being honest though llike.. ok who is this guy...


UPN Zuch, was he some dude on UPN that ran things? I dunno I don't think so.. when UPN was poppin i'd mess with aloe/serge/milo... Zuch was nothing that I ever heard of, granted I wasnt there for only a bit, but again what has Zuch done?

[kungfugrip]

Zuch man, like i said earlier

Bad move lmao

[kungfugrip]

Imagine PHANT seeing Zuch calling himself UPN Zuch? Lmao god bless u

[Fracture]

Lmao at aloe, serge, Milo what did you do walk in the club and see a human centipede and go Now Those are my Guys!

[kungfugrip]

I couldn't remember anyones name lmao

[Ouch]

this is what i'm doing...

and yeah.. I was in march madness shit.. i think a dude name Eqaute or somthing too I beat and a bunch of other dudes... but I was just saying the UPN names I remember

[Ouch]

but I can remember this..,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV89R4JE85w

[White LGI]

Imagine PHANT seeing Zuch calling himself UPN Zuch? Lmao god bless u


I believe I'm worthy of being UPN LGI

I'm changing my fucking name

[Ouch]

fuck UPN

[kungfugrip]

I believe I'm worthy of being UPN LGI

I'm changing my fucking name

Your beliefs are wrong, bitch

[White LGI]

fuck UPN


I'd rather fuck you my lil chocolate gumdrop

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGRxV90nQ4



if you guys dont watch this.. I want nothing to do with you

[White LGI]

Your beliefs are wrong, bitch




When they booted you from discord....I fought for you....I fucking fought.....

I even left. ...I LOVE YOU MAN

[kungfugrip]

fuck UPN

Hey man, you should talk to Zuch, i heard he called alot of shots at UPN and was a very reputable member of the UPN community lmaoooioioofbbdvd gfnshdjfhchdnsbdbx

[White LGI]

Hey man, you should talk to Zuch, i heard he called alot of shots at UPN and was a very reputable member of the UPN community lmaoooioioofbbdvd gfnshdjfhchdnsbdbx


UPN IS GONE MAN

That shit kinda hurts

[kungfugrip]

UPN may be gone but the heirarchy remains.

The legend continues

[Ouch]

Kung Fu the Legend contues.... got damn right.. but really who are those pussies its not wauan chang kane

[kungfugrip]

Shut up faggot

[White LGI]

UPN may be gone but the heirarchy remains.

The legend continues


Yes I know...

UPN ZUCH SITS ALONE ABOVE US ALL

[Ouch]

well i'm going to go and stop smoking in my house... but hey.. one of you people give me one good song to listen to before I go...

[White LGI]

well i'm going to go and stop smoking in my house... but hey.. one of you people give me one good song to listen to before I go...


Let's make love ouch....by lgi

[kungfugrip]

COOL STORY SHUT UP FAGGOT

[Ouch]

yall niggas too drunk to put a youtube video.. but i'm on acer laptop.. 1000000000000 wpm dog... but yeah why do you say shit like that.. and im off here. you can speak with me if you want on the phone i've spoken with dude

[kungfugrip]

IM GONNA PUT UP A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF MY FACE TELLING U TO SHUT UP FAGGOT

[White LGI]

yall niggas too drunk to put a youtube video.. but i'm on acer laptop.. 1000000000000 wpm dog... but yeah why do you say shit like that.. and im off here. you can speak with me if you want on the phone i've spoken with dude


You asking for my number?
God please let this be real

[kungfugrip]

He owns a laptop and pays the WiFi bills he cant possibly be black cmon

[White LGI]

He owns a laptop and pays the WiFi bills he cant possibly be black cmon


He also can't spell, reads terribly and makes zero sense

I think his names Tyrone Washington

[kungfugrip]

But he has that caucasian lunacy about him

If u had to put money on it what would u bet

[White LGI]

But he has that caucasian lunacy about him

If u had to put money on it what would u bet


I'd say he is white...

But if I have anything to do with it....he will have black in him tonight

[kungfugrip]

Gay as fuck, 5/10 funny

Ur starting to sound less like an LLB and more like a serial rapist

[kungfugrip]

Lmao imagine an LLB rapist

They have to bring Defc0n out of retirement like Hannibal Lecter like 'tell me about your past, Clarice'

[White LGI]

Gay as fuck, 5/10 funny

Ur starting to sound less like an LLB and more like a serial rapist


I was in prison for 8 and a half years

.I SAW SOME THANGS MAN......I SAW SOME THANNGGGSSS

[Fracture]

Gay as fuck, 5/10 funny

Ur starting to sound less like an LLB and more like a serial rapist


Which is technically an update, well done lgi

[White LGI]

Lmao imagine an LLB rapist

They have to bring Defc0n out of retirement like Hannibal Lecter like 'tell me about your past, Clarice'


Lmao

At the end id be wearing defcons dick on my face and saying "WHOS A LLB NOW YOU BITCH ASS GYM TEACHER"

[kungfugrip]

MISSES JACOBI, CHANGING, DO YOU SEE?

[White LGI]

Which is technically an update, well done lgi


You missed me sexualy harassing ouch....it was awesome....I think I made his butthole twitch a smidge

[kungfugrip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq3TiuRC-VQ

[Fracture]

Lmao@ wearing a dick on ur face and then talking shit

[kungfugrip]

Lmao

At the end id be wearing defcons dick on my face and saying "WHOS A LLB NOW YOU BITCH ASS GYM TEACHER"

Lmao that actually made me laugh irl lmaoooooo

[White LGI]

Lmao@ wearing a dick on ur face and then talking shit

Its the llb climatic moment.

Yes I have a Jews dick sewed to my nose....however....the jew no longer has a dick

[kungfugrip]

Watch the Red Dragon clip

[White LGI]

Watch the Red Dragon clip


I have it on cap....love that movie..
.

this is Jacobi reborn

[kungfugrip]

How nuts is that scene wow

[Ouch]

This’ll be something

Alight so I have been kicked off all that discord thing, dude said if ouch is on here I quit… being Zuch and whoever kicked me off… sooo let’s see pt mone up.. on live on discord etc…

[kungfugrip]

Shut up faggot

[Ouch]

I’ll put money up but I think I just burned my downstairs couch…. Fucking lunesta weed droxyaine.".. fluoxetine.. bit still let’s let it upshot between me and zuch on FaceTime or whatever that is recorded

[kungfugrip]

Faggotloraxatine

[Ouch]

Good god… well I’ll mess around and ‘battle’ Zuch…. Know how to so it bit I don’t know how to record it anyway that would be funny…

One week notice

[kungfugrip]

I crushed u by default

I kept asking u to post and u didnt in 6 business weeks

[kungfugrip]

Its better that u didnt post tho, lets be honest lmaoooo

[Ouch]

Yeah you took too long… and I was like… ahh that’s funny at the time.. but I posted a picture yo didn’t regardless you clowned on e pretty good

[kungfugrip]

I took eight minutes to post lmao

[kungfugrip]

And i think i was blackout drunk i don't remember any lines and u still ducked that verse like a straight homosexual

[Ouch]

If yo say so… tell me a good song to listen to I’m basement Amazon fire stick youtube

[kungfugrip]

Its better that u didnt post. I'd eat you and any RBL champ in history alive with a 10 minute verse and it would not be close

[White LGI]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=149668


For you my ouchy

[kungfugrip]

Im WHEEEEEEEZING

[White LGI]

Im WHEEEEEEEZING


Its a dedication of my love

[kungfugrip]

Put a goddamn shirt on

[White LGI]

Put a goddamn shirt on


My nipples are hard....ouch is close by

[UserName]

Why you always turn on me and Tony we had ur back even when ur being a slut

Tbf he right tho I’m gay af

[evaD]

UPN credibility in 2021.. you managed to find something with less prestige than my summer classic win, bravo

[UPN Zuch]

UPN credibility in 2021.. you managed to find something with less prestige than my summer classic win, bravo


I think you’re underestimating just how low he can go.

[Bobby D]

Yo kung pretty certain I remember you were both there much after its day of triumph.

That all said who fuckin cares yo

ya'll old as shit now, be friends and get help lol

[UPN Zuch]

Yo kung pretty certain I remember you were both there much after its day of triumph.

That all said who fuckin cares yo

ya'll old as shit now, be friends and get help lol

Did you delete your fb?


EDIT: nah I was there in 02. Drew MetaSin 1st round March madness. Kung was years later but like you said, who gives a flying fuck.

[Bobby D]

Did you delete your fb?


EDIT: nah I was there in 02. Drew MetaSin 1st round March madness. Kung was years later but like you said, who gives a flying fuck.

Yeah to be fair I remember metasin going in haha

nah stil there fam, just rarely use it

[Fracture]

What up bobby

[Bobby D]

What up bobby

whutup bru, hope you good

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

what a union of mongs

[White LGI]

whutup bru, hope you good


I think kung cane in like 05 or 06.....

I didn't know zuch was there in 02...think I got there in 01 but posted scarcely until like 03 before I became a regular llb

[Ghost1]

Married Blade in 04 and was subsequently indicted and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for harboring a criminally small penis. The rest as they saw was history bobby my guy. An by my guy I must insist that I mean never my guy. Salute.

[White LGI]

Married Blade in 04 and was subsequently indicted and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for harboring a criminally small penis. The rest as they saw was history bobby my guy. An by my guy I must insist that I mean never my guy. Salute.

Only true part of this...is the little dick part

[Ouch]

yeah what a bunch of BS... fuck UPN ok I understand you have childhood memories just like I do with b-boys pr and rapmusic.com... big deal.

I'm assuming you people are roughly my same age... meaning too old to be caught up in this bs..

well anyway


@zuch i'll be on here for 2 hours... if you give me a link to where people can see and hear me stream and then vote just random lines... let me know.. again i'll be here for 2 hours

[White LGI]

yeah what a bunch of BS... fuck UPN ok I understand you have childhood memories just like I do with b-boys pr and rapmusic.com... big deal.

I'm assuming you people are roughly my same age... meaning too old to be caught up in this bs..

well anyway


@zuch i'll be on here for 2 hours... if you give me a link to where people can see and hear me stream and then vote just random lines... let me know.. again i'll be here for 2 hours


Hey baby

[Ouch]

I don't know, but dudes a bitch... an hour live stream... little rap battle... but if you want to do it some other time, fine



within the next week or so whenever the time arises i'll make a clown of you, more so than you've already done to yourself UPN Zuch

[kungfugrip]

I think you’re underestimating just how low he can go.

Hi Pot, I'm Kettle

PLEASED TO MEET YOU

[kungfugrip]

I think you’re underestimating just how low he can go.

Could i go as low as INSULTING A TEN YEAR BRO WITHOUT PROVACATION LIKE YOU DID?

No i could not.

Give your fucking head a shake.

[dull boy]

Love how Zuch won this thread by stepping back and letting it devolve into Ouch and Kung huddled around their dumpster fire

Well played

[Ghost1]

Was weird. Zuch made that fire thread about boarding drafts an then ching manic posted for a week trying to squeeze a lol out of lgi and his ouch account.

[White LGI]

Was weird. Zuch made that fire thread about boarding drafts an then ching manic posted for a week trying to squeeze a lol out of lgi and his ouch account.


He got a few from me

[Phorce]

Ya zuch was mostly a punching bag on UPN, but he was still a Prowler, which gives him a lot more clout than most of the no names here

[Ghost1]

Way to follow the convo fuckin dog brain

[Elfo]

I was the Alvin Karpis of UPN

Shitting on you casuals in my XXXL Steelers jersey

[Ouch]

I’m the god over here old school….

[kungfugrip]

Ya zuch was mostly a punching bag on UPN, but he was still a Prowler, which gives him a lot more clout than most of the no names here

Lmao