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Clout
09-30-2021, 11:47 AM
Meet me with the hands sir. Let's fist fight then drink to our ancestors afterwards. While maintaining 6 ft of distance of course as per covid policy.

Thank you for your time and lack of sobriety
- Andrace

Soule
09-30-2021, 01:06 PM
Get em. #Cohpe

Amen
09-30-2021, 01:08 PM
Meet me with the hands sir. Let's fist fight then drink to our ancestors afterwards. While maintaining 6 ft of distance of course as per covid policy.

Thank you for your time and lack of sobriety
- Andrace

Crack heads have zero discipline when engaging in hand to hand combat. He will bite, kick, scratch and sniff your ass.

Literally.

Soule
09-30-2021, 01:09 PM
Probably get an STD fighting him tbh.

Clout
09-30-2021, 01:45 PM
Crack heads have zero discipline when engaging in hand to hand combat. He will bite, kick, scratch and sniff your ass.

Literally.

Probably get an STD fighting him tbh.

Harsh, where is the empathy?!

Soule
09-30-2021, 01:49 PM
I got no empathy for fiends, my dude.

Ouch
09-30-2021, 10:05 PM
I like, or did like kungfu... a lot time ago.. I still like him he's straight.. but whatever dick head showed him looking regular, dog you look like you're a crack head... or have major medical issuess... all good though you're better than these dudes..

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 07:58 PM
Lets go

I don't need to know your reasons, i don't even need to know who you are, i only need to know if you're black, so i can bring extra people

Ghost1
10-04-2021, 08:01 PM
Obv were doing something cooler than this u fucking attention starved loser

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 08:13 PM
You're doing something cool?

Well let me know what it is cuz ive never seen any of you do anything cool ever

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 08:15 PM
Even this whole everyone is Fracture thing

I see how it was funny in principle, in practice it's pure Webcees.net baby lmao

Incredible
10-04-2021, 08:16 PM
Fractice

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:24 PM
Crack heads have zero discipline when engaging in hand to hand combat. He will bite, kick, scratch and sniff your ass.

Literally.

Actually my biggest hinderance in fair ones was being fair.

Anyone thats ever fought a fair one (especially a street fight) knows that there aren't any rules and your life is in jeopardy, so you better take measures to survive. I wouldn't expect u to know that tho.

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:24 PM
Probably get an STD fighting him tbh.

If you lose you will.

Ghost1
10-04-2021, 09:30 PM
Actually my biggest hinderance in fair ones was being fair.

Anyone thats ever fought a fair one (especially a street fight) knows that there aren't any rules and your life is in jeopardy, so you better take measures to survive. I wouldn't expect u to know that tho.

Lmaoaooaooa how do u keep this up in ur 40s fucking genuinely baffling

Sharp
10-04-2021, 09:30 PM
Fractice

Dead

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:30 PM
You guys are just kids man, no real stories, no real survival. C'mon guys. Have any of u even been in a fist fight?

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:35 PM
Lmaoaooaooa how do u keep this up in ur 40s fucking genuinely baffling

This is my wisdom from living a life

What part do u have issue with?

Ghost1
10-04-2021, 09:40 PM
Ur wisdom from being a fake internet tough guy with the mind of a 15 yr old wigger lol

If the only wisdom u have gleaned from 40yrs on earth is STREET FIGHT SUPER TUFF FIND OUT WHO U REALLY ARE

then I'm not sure we can converse at any level of seriousness tbh

Life lol

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:42 PM
Yeah but you just made that all up.

Ghost1
10-04-2021, 09:42 PM
Yea man totally

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:43 PM
You're half right tho, i certainly can't get along with people that have never been in a fight and have never shown an ounce of heart in their lives.

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:47 PM
For example, if you had any heart, you would have called me out to battle by now, instead of just harping over posts i make that most people on this board who have lived a life can relate to.

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 09:50 PM
Do you actually think it's normal to not have like 10+ fistfights in your life? Lmao dude what kind of life are you living?

Answer
10-04-2021, 10:09 PM
Do you actually think it's normal to not have like 10+ fistfights in your life? Lmao dude what kind of life are you living?

10+ fistfights is light work. Your moms been in twice that many with your dad

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 10:10 PM
Oh buddy, if you only knew

How about one 16 pic battle to back that up?

You into it or no?

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 10:16 PM
You guys don't come from abuse?

You have your pronouns in your text battle signature for Christ's sake

You guys have never seen struggle

Elfo
10-04-2021, 10:34 PM
Technically it’s a user title and not a signature

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 10:35 PM
Lmao this guy changed it right away

You guys man

Answer
10-04-2021, 10:36 PM
You guys don't come from abuse?

You have your pronouns in your text battle signature for Christ's sake

You guys have never seen struggle

YOU ALL WILL NEVER KNOW THE PLIGHT OF BEING A MIDDLE AGED METH ADDICT THAT THREW AWAY LIFELONG CAREER OPPORTUNITIES TO WRITE MEDIOCRE TEXT BATTLE VERSES AGAINST OTHER OVERPRIVILEGED WHITE KIDS ON RAP FORUMS DURING FINAL EXAMS IN 2003.

WOE IS ME

WOE, I TELL YOU. WOOOOOOEEE

kungfugrip
10-04-2021, 10:41 PM
I mean, i guess it's all funny, but i don't even know who this guy is, everyone is named Fracture lmao

Probably better for you all, id smash you. Even on this site.

Clout
10-05-2021, 09:28 PM
Lets go

I don't need to know your reasons, i don't even need to know who you are, i only need to know if you're black, so i can bring extra people

Hmm I am black (biracial) half afro carribean and half Icelandic aka true viking. I am from the land of ice

I will buy you a beer then give you a proper send off via viking funeral. The pyres will burn as you float off to Valhalla my brother.

Clout
10-05-2021, 09:31 PM
Yea man totally

I missed you in my pilgrimage to seek knowledge of what is known as medical school.

kungfugrip
10-05-2021, 11:02 PM
So a 'true' Viking is half Caribbean

Man

You guys man

kungfugrip
10-05-2021, 11:05 PM
Ill beat you to the sound of steel drums and the Rams horn and then beat your Dad up after for not being racist enough

Clout
10-06-2021, 09:49 PM
So a 'true' Viking is half Caribbean

Man

You guys man

Ill beat you to the sound of steel drums and the Rams horn and then beat your Dad up after for not being racist enough

i will do what the years of drug use and premature liver failure you have going on shouldve done and finally end you, tiny man.

kungfugrip
10-06-2021, 10:07 PM
Im huge

Your genes seem weak

No man from a culture of conga lines and Soca stands a chance

Clout
10-06-2021, 10:11 PM
Im huge

Your genes seem weak

No man from a culture of conga lines and Soca stands a chance

I'm a frost giant little man not really into congo drums before guitars.

kungfugrip
10-07-2021, 12:26 AM
I'm a frost giant little man not really into congo drums before guitars.

Ur the guy tbaf tries to sell me bracelets when im on vacation.

Clout
10-07-2021, 08:01 AM
Ur the guy tbaf tries to sell me bracelets when im on vacation.

Your the guy to poor to buy actual souvenirs on vacation

kungfugrip
10-07-2021, 08:11 AM
Fuck

Lmao

kungfugrip
10-07-2021, 08:13 AM
How about i beat u to death, throw you some pesos and then explain to your mother that her son was a fag

Clout
10-07-2021, 11:02 PM
How about i beat u to death, throw you some pesos and then explain to your mother that her son was a fag

Ur adopted and ur mother doesn't even love you. Atleast I could give her fashion tips, pussy.

veritas
10-07-2021, 11:37 PM
I will fight you.

kungfugrip
10-07-2021, 11:56 PM
IF I TAKE THAT OFFWILL YOU DIE

IT WILL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

FOR YOU

veritas
10-08-2021, 12:01 AM
What language is this?

kungfugrip
10-08-2021, 12:05 AM
DOCTOR PAVEL REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOUR OF YOURS

WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU

kungfugrip
10-08-2021, 12:08 AM
WELL CONGRATULATIONS

YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT

SO WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN



CRASHING THIS PLANE

WITH NO SURVIVORS

veritas
10-08-2021, 12:08 AM
I see. You wish to play an opener of constant reply to just the smallest bit of my attention. Bold strategy.

veritas
10-08-2021, 12:09 AM
Your game is to bore people to death. Got it. You won.

kungfugrip
10-08-2021, 12:12 AM
NOOO

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?

YES

THE FIRE RISES

kungfugrip
10-08-2021, 12:13 AM
NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR, DOCTOR




THAT COMES LATER

veritas
10-08-2021, 12:54 AM
Please let us continue this journey. I’m listening, I think I have it figured out.