Pretend you are a girl, you are scrolling through Tinder

[UPN Zuch]

This monstrosity pops up.



https://i.ibb.co/g6zzP9p/165-ED51-E-B063-4798-B09-A-6-F92-F03-A1074.png


What do you do?

[Fracture]

Mace my phone

[Wise Wiggles]

Goof balls

[UPN Zuch]

Mace my phone


Oh nice that’s a good one

[Fracture]

I feel like there should be a hockey mask on his head and a chainsaw nearby

[sral]

take a picture of myself wearing a QAnon guy fawkes mask immediately

I hear he likes those types

[White LGI]

Why can't we just be men

[Elfo]

Because you like to wear bras

[Eŋg]

it's weird to me the dude in the corner is putting the other guy on blast.

this flatters neither of you.

tbh it's an eyesore.

hope neither of you are 15 I swear to Yahweh.

[UPN Zuch]

it's weird to me the dude in the corner is putting the other guy on blast.

this flatters neither of you.

tbh it's an eyesore.

hope neither of you are 15 I swear to Yahweh.

0/4 in one post congrats

[kungfugrip]

Right swipe then write his name 500 times in cursive on a notepad

Also ask him if he could edit out that creepy Captain Jack Sparrow ass nigga from the top right corner

[Eŋg]

0/4 in one post congrats

nah bro, it ain't that.

i'm genuinely baffled by you posting this, feigning to make fun of another guy (that you're facetiming), with you in the corner.

i don't get it. but i don't need to.

definite 2/2 every time you post it though.

[Hush]

Seriously tho if your a girl and go on tinder to get smashed out u deserve one of these grizzled txt veterans

[kungfugrip]

Imagine u were looking for matches like this


https://i.postimg.cc/d01ZKG3Y/Screenshot-20211007-182845-2.jpg

[Cereal]

https://www.stratege.ru/sites/default/files/gallery/2/883/2ae/f17dc82da81fab9a4e82cea2f1ef1bb9.jpg

[Ouch]

man you must really love this dude.. what is your problem with him... stfu dog

[Ouch]

Imagine you were a weird ass 10year old trying to make funny of some else… stfu