Swerve, you had a great verse in the Summer Classic, but [Archive]

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 02:48 AM

If it was me i would have dropped an opener like

Davedy Dave David De Dave Dave
How did your Mother ever name you Dave, Dave?

Probably woulda Dave'ed u the whole shit

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 02:51 AM

If u dropped nothing but Dave lines everyone would have died

I never rave, but i know that ur rattled
But when u add an E to ur name backwards is what u tried to do to this battle

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 02:53 AM

Im better than Dave. He's just a weirdo
So Dave Id's always gotta take a backseat to my Ego

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 02:58 AM

That last potato line was the irish btw but if u went like

Davedy Dave diggity Davedy Dave
You're a faggot and your name is Dave

I would have voted for u cuz that shit is funny

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 03:02 AM

Im all in my prime, just follow the rhyme
He's on the Ave, if ur looking for the D it's in his boyfriend all of the time

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 03:08 AM

Dave, u should listen
Ill fuck ur girlfriend and ull be like 'oi whats all this then?'

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 03:09 AM

I just feel that you really dropped the ball here man

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 03:16 AM

Listen here Dave, ur conquered & done
So don't try to come back cuz i Willy Wonkered ur Mum

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 03:17 AM

U let us all down by losing to the British man

Soule

10-13-2021, 04:18 AM

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kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 06:01 AM

Listen man, unless you have a Dave related punchline im gonna have to respectfully ask you to bounce, Solange Knowles. I dont know where you got that name, but it damn sure wasn't the men's department

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 06:03 AM

No man's rap name has an exante grave on it

evaD

10-13-2021, 03:51 PM

Damn I’d offer you a battle but you just already dropped all these absolute zingers

Blue Bayou

10-13-2021, 04:50 PM

No man's rap name has an exante grave on it

Lmaoo

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 09:09 PM

Damn I’d offer you a battle but you just already dropped all these absolute zingers

Zingers or not, I've got alot
Plus your name is Dave, Dave and also a Dave

Vote Kung

Swerve

10-13-2021, 09:34 PM

Thanks for the tips, friend.

I'll try my golly gawsh darndest to get him next time!

Stay blessed.

kungfugrip

10-13-2021, 11:17 PM

U should battle him right now like

If u think ur brave, ill dig ur grave
Dave Dave, Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave