How would u kill yourself?

[kungfugrip]

Garden hose from the tailpipe into the trunk for the forever sleep because im a coward thats afraid of pain

[dull boy]

I do like the taste of a good burger

[White LGI]

I wouldn't pussy

[kungfugrip]

But if u had to.

Im very aware that remaining alive is the better way, but if and when u finally are ready to be taken back into the essence

How would u do it

[kungfugrip]

And dont nobody come into this thread acting like you haven't once thought about it because everyone has. So cut it out.

[Blue Bayou]

And dont nobody come into this thread acting like you haven't once thought about it because everyone has. So cut it out.

Sign of life... pheww

[Ryno]

Tied down to a chair watching 16 candles on repeat with orange slices

[kungfugrip]

Sign of life... pheww
If you can straight up tell me that you've never thought about killing yourself honestly i would believe you....


....that you're a liar

[Amen]

Suicide is for the weak minded.

[kungfugrip]

Yeah, DOING IT is, I'm talking about thinking about it

[kungfugrip]

See guys, this is what's called a hypothetical question

Say it with me now hy-po-the-tic-al

What that means is posing a question that is unlikely to happen, looking for an answer that's even more unlikely to happen for conversations sake

Are you following me here?

Please tell me you're following me here.

[Amen]

Drug addicts often contemplate suicide.



It’s just what they do until they get their next fix and then life is good again.

[kungfugrip]

This is gonna make me start another thread, cuz if you've never once thought of killing urself ur either rich, entitled, or ignorant or all of the above

[kungfugrip]

Drug addicts often contemplate suicide.



It’s just what they do until they get their next fix and then life is good again.
Is that so, Doctor?

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Psychology Clinic too? You seem to have a firm grasp of the human psyche

[Barcotic]

Jump from a skyscraper

Conquer my fear of heights + one last adrenaline fueled hoorah on the way out

[kungfugrip]

Jumping seems like the worst way to me

Shudder

[Amen]

This is gonna make me start another thread, cuz if you've never once thought of killing urself ur either rich, entitled, or ignorant or all of the above

Lmao


Fairly hood rich.

[kungfugrip]

Lmao


Fairly hood rich.
Zero self introspection.

The audacity of you.

[Soule]

Feed myself to sharks.

[Blue Bayou]

I'd go out like a Harga

Head first plunge onto a rock

[Fracture]

Overdose on some good shit

[kungfugrip]

Heroin overdose or blowjob mishap

[uh-oh]

hanging

[Cereal]

by over breathing

[kungfugrip]

hanging

I knew a girl that found her twin sister hanging

Shed been there for like a day, so all the blood drained from her whole body into both of her feet and they were like beach balls. I'd never do that one

[Ouch]

Gun shot, how my brother did it….. or if you had without a doub a ton of heroi. Or …. Good way I would guess

[Ghost1]

I mean gun...right? Obviously? Quick. Easy. Painless.

[kungfugrip]

Bro, a close friend of mine is a doctor, he says when most people try to shoot themselves in the side of the head, they pussy out or kneejerk reaction themselves into pulling the gun up and end up just blowing the top of their head off and survive, but they end up with permanent brain damage or at the very least half of a side of a head

[kungfugrip]

I would never have the balls to shoot myself

If that's the way u choose to go out tho, u gotta put the barrel in ur mouth and point upwards

[kungfugrip]

I mean gun...right? Obviously? Quick. Easy. Painless.

Bro put a hose in ur exhaust pipe, run it into the trunk and take a whole xanny

That's the most painless way i can think of. I could never understand how a man can leap from 20 stories, that shit is insane, besides it being terrifying, someone has to clean that up, at least commit suicide like a gentleman

[Ouch]

Bro, a close friend of mine is a doctor, he says when most people try to shoot themselves in the side of the head, they pussy out or kneejerk reaction themselves into pulling the gun up and end up just blowing the top of their head off and survive, but they end up with permanent brain damage or at the very least half of a side of a head

thats not true dog. even if you are making it up and doctor told you about that, thats not true


did he sit around and watch a bunch of people shoot themselves. nah

[Ghost1]

Lol eesh. Yea idk....that always seemed least scary.

Drown or burned alive worst ever. Hanging takes forever. Pills u prolly live. Exhaust in garage too much time to change ur mind. Slit wrists yuck knives r scary. Scared of heights. Walk in front of a bus maybe.....but might survive.

Gun.

[kungfugrip]

Im so open to counter arguments bro

How many emergency rooms have u worked

[Ghost1]

thats not true dog. even if you are making it up and doctor told you about that, thats not true


did he sit around and watch a bunch of people shoot themselves. nah

Lol how'd u get this fuckin stupid

[kungfugrip]

Lol eesh. Yea idk....that always seemed least scary.

Drown or burned alive worst ever. Hanging takes forever. Pills u prolly live. Exhaust in garage too much time to change ur mind. Slit wrists yuck knives r scary. Scared of heights. Walk in front of a bus maybe.....but might survive.

Gun.
Burning or drowning are the most nightmarish horrific way to die imaginable. So those are out right off the bat.

Alot of people that I've met that attempted it for real told me that as soon as they got past the point of no return they had an overwhelming regret as soon as they did. So that's why i could never do it

[Ouch]

I know enough man, and there was nothing let of my brothers head...

so whatever, i'm just telling you in first hand real life experinece

[Ouch]

yeah drownin would be fucked up you just fight until you can't anymore and realize you have to drown...


I mean if you were on a ship you get it, that be fucked up... better than being burned to death though I would think

[Ghost1]

I'll take fire over drowning

[kungfugrip]

yeah drownin would be fucked up you just fight until you can't anymore and realize you have to drown...


I mean if you were on a ship you get it, that be fucked up... better than being burned to death though I would think
Bro i know uve been underwater long enough that you feel that sheer fucking panic when u can't breathe. That is insanity.

[kungfugrip]

I'll take fire over drowning

I think I'd take drowning over burning.

[Ouch]

im going with drowning over fire... although with drowning ya gonna have a shit load of time to feel bad about yaself before you die

fire mannnnn I dunno

[kungfugrip]

Bro burning to death has gotta be the worst way to go

My cousin when i was a kid told me that freezing to death would be his pick, he tried to tell me that it's like this peaceful feeling and then u just go to sleep

Im like dude, ur failing to mention that ur fucking freezing for 24 hours before u die, i dont even like getting out of the shower in February or walking to the store in the snow u fucking jackass

[Ouch]

easiest thing a gun... if it wasn't so over over the top of a suicide from OD and be afraid the cosmic universe woke up as a fucking vegetable or some shit..... I was in prison with a dude who shot his own jaw off with a shotgun though...

pretty sweet

[Fracture]

Feel good thread of the year my guy

[kungfugrip]

Feel good thread of the year my guy

Sarcasm eh

The lowest form of wit used by the LOWEST FOR OF HUMAN HOW WOULD U DO IT

[Geno]

Probably an overkill dose of da boy.

Otherwise, if i was trying to make a statement. Id probably grab the .357, go knock on one of my Babymoms doors, walk in, and blow my shit out all over her fucking face.

Sayonara, yours truly..
-W. Earl

[Barcotic]

Jumping seems like the worst way to me

Shudder
Well you won't end up in the hospital w/ arms half penetrated bleeding like a stuck pig, wishing you jumped

Get the job done at least

[Barcotic]

Also feel like mans just throw whatever ways arent said
Fucking thread whores

Properly pointed gun tho
Its a tie for me

[Barcotic]

I'd go out like a Harga

Head first plunge onto a rock
Yess thats whay im sayen

[kungfugrip]

Also feel like mans just throw whatever ways arent said
Fucking thread whores

Properly pointed gun tho
Its a tie for me
Bro ur 0-2 in coherent sentences right now

I was going to.clown you but thought u may have a learning disability

[~RustyGunZ~]

Run into the federal reserve building with a boom coat on

[kungfugrip]

Run into the federal reserve building with a boom coat on

I think u mean briskly walk into that building, God knows ur fat ass cant run anywhere with any additional weight encumbering ur fat monkey ass

[Dope girl]

Something fishy going on around here
anyway, Depends on situation I'd jump off building

[Barcotic]

Bro ur 0-2 in coherent sentences right now

I was going to.clown you but thought u may have a learning disability
I def do have a learning diss ability

[uh-oh]

I def do have a learning diss ability

:fire:

[big baby]

bb cawl mustachia say bb mustoche is cry in teeny bb carriage (size of thumb, bb is 2 feet 4 inch and mustachia 4 feet 13 inch) so he very small


she cum fazt frantic midget exasperatin

she like bb msutschio what happen with lil musctoche

i say...


he a fucka idiyote

she cry frantic say nOoooooo wut

carry idiyote fucka idiyote Zdumb mustiche

he look at her like fucka idiyote....
she cry single tear fucka pussy lmao

she say no how

i say it s hologram idiyote

she like wtf

i say look agen u whore with gun to bb carriage she say no
she say wut ta fOk

it me i'm in bb carriage

and my bb point gun at me

wtf

lmao how

i say bb bb don't it ur dad mustachio

he pull triggers and it actually a fake gun lmao that say pow with confetti

everybody gasp relief

i come out mustachia mouf and say surprise again

it actually mustachia in carriage... idiyote whore
i grab gun and pisto whip her

she bleed one drop lmao pussy

i pull real trigger

BOOM

it's a bomb wtf lmaoo

bb kill self like dis

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

you done many/any psychedelics kung?

[Ghost1]

bb cawl mustachia say bb mustoche is cry in teeny bb carriage (size of thumb, bb is 2 feet 4 inch and mustachia 4 feet 13 inch) so he very small


she cum fazt frantic midget exasperatin

she like bb msutschio what happen with lil musctoche

i say...


he a fucka idiyote

she cry frantic say nOoooooo wut

carry idiyote fucka idiyote Zdumb mustiche

he look at her like fucka idiyote....
she cry single tear fucka pussy lmao

she say no how

i say it s hologram idiyote

she like wtf

i say look agen u whore with gun to bb carriage she say no
she say wut ta fOk

it me i'm in bb carriage

and my bb point gun at me

wtf

lmao how

i say bb bb don't it ur dad mustachio

he pull triggers and it actually a fake gun lmao that say pow with confetti

everybody gasp relief

i come out mustachia mouf and say surprise again

it actually mustachia in carriage... idiyote whore
i grab gun and pisto whip her

she bleed one drop lmao pussy

i pull real trigger

BOOM

it's a bomb wtf lmaoo

bb kill self like dis

Goneeeeeeeee

[Wise Wiggles]

Probably drive off the same cliff my uncle did- same spot. It's a beautiful spot.

[kungfugrip]

you done many/any psychedelics kung?

I dont do drugs

I am drugs

[kungfugrip]

I def do have a learning diss ability

Hehehehe

i see what you did there. This is your guy, eh?

[kungfugrip]

Run into the federal reserve building with a boom coat on

Shut up you fat fuck.

[Fracture]

Lmao I never seen someone quote and diss someone and then ten replies later quote the same thing and diss the guy all over, unprovoked

[Civil Rawr xD]

bb cawl mustachia say bb mustoche is cry in teeny bb carriage (size of thumb, bb is 2 feet 4 inch and mustachia 4 feet 13 inch) so he very small


she cum fazt frantic midget exasperatin

she like bb msutschio what happen with lil musctoche

i say...


he a fucka idiyote

she cry frantic say nOoooooo wut

carry idiyote fucka idiyote Zdumb mustiche

he look at her like fucka idiyote....
she cry single tear fucka pussy lmao

she say no how

i say it s hologram idiyote

she like wtf

i say look agen u whore with gun to bb carriage she say no
she say wut ta fOk

it me i'm in bb carriage

and my bb point gun at me

wtf

lmao how

i say bb bb don't it ur dad mustachio

he pull triggers and it actually a fake gun lmao that say pow with confetti

everybody gasp relief

i come out mustachia mouf and say surprise again

it actually mustachia in carriage... idiyote whore
i grab gun and pisto whip her

she bleed one drop lmao pussy

i pull real trigger

BOOM

it's a bomb wtf lmaoo

bb kill self like dis

Lmaooooo

[Fracture]

lmaooo bb too good for us

[big baby]

Lol eesh. Yea idk....that always seemed least scary.

Drown or burned alive worst ever. Hanging takes forever. Pills u prolly live. Exhaust in garage too much time to change ur mind. Slit wrists yuck knives r scary. Scared of heights. Walk in front of a bus maybe.....but might survive.

Gun.
bb come bagga house


hey bagga need place2 StaY mustachiA annoy beeb must shO ha she a fucka idiyote

bag say bb cum oN in make slf at home

bb walk iN and do eVil smile so bagga cNt se

heh.... idiyote
bb rub hnd tgerhwhe nd evil laff in mirror

bagga walk in like wut

i sAy it for thEarte class....

he sY bb u fucka funny heh!!!!

bah walk away i put in choOkehold... bagga mush tallah than beeb so it luk funny i just dangle bb legs off bagga neck LMAOOL

lmaoooo
bb say

U FUCKA WOT M8

bagga gasp BB NO I ELT U IN BAGGA HOUSE HOW COULD U

i forgot gun bb A FUCKS IDKYOTE

i say heh for acting class bagga....he fall for agen fucks idiyote
i call mustachia

"mustACHAIIIA u FUCKS IDIYOTE ... u forgot to put gun in beeb nappy sack"

she said bb lil mustoche is cry u forgot muatoche i say shut it

come to theatre near bagg house

we do it like when BABRHAM LINLCON got shot.... in theater

i say bagga wun come to performance he say yas love 2 com i say ok but must bring wife too

fuk it bb kill bof heh

he say fine i don't have a wife bb

JUST FUCKING BRING UR FUCKING STUOID FUCKA WIFE FUCKA IDIYOTE

bagga frighten.... ask neighbor to come pretend to be wife to appease bb

ahem i am in shakespeare plAy i am danc in bb leotard lmaoo

mustachia arrive with baby carriage and lil mustoche
mustoche ready fo War time with bagstachio rival

mustachia frighten i fucka jumó off stage like A FUCKINF SPIDAMAN and punch her in fucka jaw she go flying

boom she crash into wall and break it

everyone thInk it part oF plAy ... everyone clap wow
i pull gun sword out and point tk bagga fake neighbor wyfe and bagga and say i fucka kill u idiyote

he say bb no

bagstachia pull out nappy sack stick and swing at bb

bb go fly... audience roaring with cheer
i aim bow at bagga and shoot

5


4

2

8.. bb forgot how count backword lmaoooo

1...


BOOM fucka hit bagga neighbor .... she go fly and and it hit mustachia too... look like a fucka kebab lmaooooo bagga like bb how could u

i say i sacrifice mustachia anytime she a fucka idiyote

bagga gonto baby carriage and carry tiny mustoche... he say i fuck shoot u dumb ugly fucka stupid idiyote son u fucka stuoid idiyotE!!
i say woww
u took it too far. i aim súper machine bow


audience in awe

aim at lil bb head... in bagga hand

shoot

lil bb completely pierced by TOTANIUM arrow.... bagga hand come off with it

i take out ak47 and shoot entiyah audience lmaoooo theh like wtf this real bullets like squid game lmaoooo
bagga leave arena with one hand i pick up bagga hand and put it in glass jar labeled "cant masturbate no mo heh"

bagga watch bb carnage from rooftop with x-ray vision and whispa 2 self

one day beeb

one day idiyote


fast forward in glass formaldehyde jar with bagga hand lil bb eye open and cut scene

mustachia eat dying neighbor to take life force to survive TITANYIm arrow

the end


this how bag lose hNd

[kungfugrip]

Someone translate that post from Faggot to English

[kungfugrip]

Lmao I never seen someone quote and diss someone and then ten replies later quote the same thing and diss the guy all over, unprovoked

I did it for the people that didn't hear it in the back

[Eviction]

sounds like yall thought about this topic extensively.

[kungfugrip]

sounds like yall thought about this topic extensively.

Yeah, and i question anyone that hasn't, especially when everyone that has is better looking and more talented than someone that hasn't.

[hotdogvendorman]

Without skimming the whole thread... my answer to kfg is... nigga I would never... I'm sure this shit took a left but I'm responding to the thread title only.. ijs

[Ouch]

gun, my brother actually killed himself in 2008.. gun

[Ouch]

or the best way to go is if you had 100000% sure ammount of opiates... i'd do that, but I don't want to mess up and take too little end up a vegetable.... gun though

[Bomb Bard]

or the best way to go is if you had 100000% sure ammount of opiates... i'd do that, but I don't want to mess up and take too little end up a vegetable.... gun though

Prove it

[kungfugrip]

Without skimming the whole thread... my answer to kfg is... nigga I would never... I'm sure this shit took a left but I'm responding to the thread title only.. ijs

Me either cuz it's too easy, but the hypothetical question im posing is how

[Ouch]

I have abrother have has he he shot with before you coiuld buy it.. and it hurt is all marjaoarly

[Bomb Bard]

What

[Ouch]

I have abrother have has he he shot with before you coiuld buy it.. and it hurt is all marjaoarly

ahhh thats why my wife is pissed off at me and i fell on the coffee table and broke it...


all starting to make sense now

[Ouch]

what I was doing is referencing my little brother who killed himself.... and said if I were to go one certain way it'd be by gun

[John Dillinger]

hanging

[Blue Bayou]

By challenging Amen to a fistfight