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Fig
09-03-2013, 01:32 AM
Seriously, bully and the warning are all great but this shit is ridiculous. Eminem was fuckin around and still made this dude look like a fool. If you cant tell, I just heard it for the first time. Fuck it, just listen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUTexKy5gg

Witty
09-03-2013, 01:38 AM
I agree, although wtf @ u just hearing this.

Pulled up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still moving but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little Courtney love
I figured if i stick him with a fork he's done

.....

Say something at least one punchline
C'mon, till the meter reads nine, nine, nine-
ty nine percent of my fans are blonde
Answer me Bis, c'mon man respond
Tell me bout the sun, rain, moon and stars
Intergalactical metaphors from Mars

Those last two bars ended him lol

Fig
09-03-2013, 01:43 AM
I agree, although wtf @ u just hearing this.

Pulled up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still moving but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little Courtney love
I figured if i stick him with a fork he's done

.....

Say something at least one punchline
C'mon, till the meter reads nine, nine, nine-
ty nine percent of my fans are blonde
Answer me Bis, c'mon man respond
Tell me bout the sun, rain, moon and stars
Intergalactical metaphors from Mars

Those last two bars ended him lol

Dont judge me wit. I am what I am.

also the impersonation was spot on and had me rollin

Witty
09-03-2013, 01:45 AM
I apologize for the harshness of my words. I hope we are still friends.

Allen Knight
09-03-2013, 01:49 AM
U ever hear quitter or girls??? Everlast disses he kills it

Fig
09-03-2013, 01:54 AM
U ever hear quitter or girls??? Everlast disses he kills it

Yeah quitter is fuckin ruthless

Witty sure, but I can only handle so much heartbreak at once. Be more considerate during our interactions from here on out.

Rawn M.D.
09-03-2013, 01:55 AM
Ya em went in on everlast

Witty
09-03-2013, 02:05 AM
Yeah quitter is fuckin ruthless

Witty sure, but I can only handle so much heartbreak at once. Be more considerate during our interactions from here on out.

I will try, sometimes I say things without thinking and my words hurt others but I mean well.

Also, in a way, as awesome and classic as those diss tracks are there is also a negative side cuz they put Eminem in the class of dudes like KRS, people you just don't fuck with, hence making the likelihood of further beefs very low, meaning no more diss tracks :(

Rawn M.D.
09-03-2013, 02:06 AM
The bridge is over

oats
09-03-2013, 02:19 AM
Also, in a way, as awesome and classic as those diss tracks are there is also a negative side cuz they put Eminem in the class of dudes like Oats, people you just don't fuck with

I wouldn't say he's quite there yet, but Em is on his way

Witty
09-03-2013, 02:22 AM
I wouldn't say he's quite there yet, but Em is on his way

I mean, he still has to write a few more classics to achieve the level you have reached, but he is a talented kid and he is hungry, so maybe one day he will get there.

Fig
09-03-2013, 02:26 AM
dead

oats
09-03-2013, 03:47 AM
Witty he hasn't champed enough leagues yet, let alone any tourneys. Once that happens there will be HOF implications.

Witty
09-03-2013, 03:49 AM
Word, I haven't even seen him in playoffs.

That guy is so over rated.

Maximus
09-03-2013, 05:36 AM
lol wtf.. Yeah em killed canibus for real, but i have a question for hiphop heads, 'has canibus ever won any fucking battle in his entire career???' damn, people say he was the best battle mc but even in his prime he didnt win a fucking battle not even against LL

Brian Bryan
09-03-2013, 05:42 AM
DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC, BRO?

Rawn M.D.
09-03-2013, 05:46 AM
LL vs Kool moe d is classic battle rap

throwback sht

smh

Maximus
09-03-2013, 07:02 AM
Not to mention his battle vs dizaster smh

Inno
09-03-2013, 09:39 AM
Canibus is the lyrical version of german engineering.

He flies around the world without refueling once! !!!


Respect the goat.

Frank Metts
09-03-2013, 10:02 AM
When em went in he went in

I mean he hasnt really released a non classic diss track ... that's why green lanterns shady mixtape series is such an important bridge from ems career ... that was no filters just em doing what he's always done better then anyone

But on the real side second round ko was just that ... LL suckered punch bis in round one after bis dropped a real diss track it was over ...

Frank Metts
09-03-2013, 10:03 AM
And the jada beans mixtape beef was veey good as well

Inno
09-03-2013, 12:53 PM
When em went in he went in

I mean he hasnt really released a non classic diss track ... that's why green lanterns shady mixtape series is such an important bridge from ems career ... that was no filters just em doing what he's always done better then anyone

But on the real side second round ko was just that ... LL suckered punch bis in round one after bis dropped a real diss track it was over ...

Word bis killed ll

Well let me tell u something u may have more cash than me
But you aint got the skills to eat a niggas ass like me

But ll had this one line tho.

Where 99 percent of your fans...dont exist! !!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

God Of War
09-03-2013, 12:56 PM
And the jada beans mixtape beef was veey good as well

a very under rated beef imo, both had dopeee disses

Malachi
09-03-2013, 05:10 PM
eminem is one of the goats

that last verse was crazyyy

PancakeBrah
09-03-2013, 05:20 PM
Lol canibus won the ll beef wtf

Frank Metts
09-03-2013, 05:37 PM
Canibus whom I'm not a personal fan of went off on LL

I like LL better ... mr Smith is one of the most underrated albums ever ... the I shot yah remix is one of the hardest tracks ever ... shits fucking raw

Fig
09-03-2013, 06:58 PM
Can we logically say that detour beat cannabis?

Frank Metts
09-03-2013, 09:56 PM
Can we logically say that detour beat cannabis?

Detour prob smoke a lot of cannabis ... but the rappers name is can-I-bus