Witty to the fucking thread

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Witty

Last week, a fucking fox ate my friends little sisters rabbit. It was a family rabbit, and it was cool. Her name was Jill. All that was left of Jill was her ears. Her ears bro.

Her husband, Jack, is the other family rabbit, who luckily wasnt eaten, sits around depressed all day.

I cant find the fox that did these things, so you will be the next best thing. What is your address. I want to send you Jills ears. Youve earned them, fuck face.

I dont know what kind of californian fox ring youre running out there in Ireland, but its fucking familys up bro. Not cool bro. Give it up.

[TYSON]

Dead

[Witty]

Just a casualty of war.

It was just business my friend, nothing personal.

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You're a monster. How would you like things near and dear to your heart to be stripped away? Like another potato famine or something? Then you'd have to come down to the states to get your fix and have to endure splits A/C cooled potato wedges ew, loser

[Certain]

We need the signature fox to have bunny ears on now.

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We need the signature fox to have bunny ears on now.

I need his address first though so I can send them to him

WE HAVE NEEDS WITTY

[Witty]

I feel like you are mad but I can't put my finger on why that might be.