UserName vs Eviction - USER WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 1

Due Thursday, Jun 30th

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UserName Eviction

[UserName]

8?

[Eviction]

Ya

[Eviction]

Ext just until I get on pc

[Eviction]

Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress.
Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective.
U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive.
You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.
Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder.
Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker.

[Dominate]

Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress.
I'd google it if User showed and it was close. I'm assuming some nasty shit was disclosed in that trial about what happens in Johnny's bed. In that case it's alright as a current event line but lacks impact bc the punch is essentially "the content of your verses is gross" which isn't very good as a punch, and it's just a straight simile, no wp
Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective.
U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive.
This has the bones of a good punch but I'm not 100% on what you're saying. He's incompetent like he can't fuck properly?
You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.
Why is there an apostrophe/single quotation mark after "best"? Weird. And you do it again in the next bar with "dicey" so I can't believe it's a typo. Anyway, this was decent. There's been a lot of cap wordplays done before but usually it's a gun bar, - I haven't seen it done this way before and with the 'current event' flip it's not bad
Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder.
Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker.
I don't get the flip and don't care enough to google it but 'fake pussy' as a wp is done to death and also it's 2022 and I'm not really down with gay/trans as an insult

[UserName]

Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table
Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches
& the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus
Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt
When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt
Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder
While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order

[NYCSPITZ]

Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress.
Absolute Ass, terrible setup and even worse punch
Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective.
U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive.
Do you mean incontinent? This bar is wack as fuck as hits softer than charmin ultra…
You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.
Ummm…no
Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder.
Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker.
Horrible

Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table
Goes hard and strikes realistically
Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches
& the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus
Loled
Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt
When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt
Deaddd
Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder
While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order
Decent

Vote username

[White LGI]

Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress.

This sucked ass



Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective.
U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive.

This was ok


You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.

Ok..


Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder.
Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker.

How is Travis barker surrounded by fake pussy?....
The father in law?....I'm lost....this sucked



Now to user




Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table

Lmao


Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches
& the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus

Yuck...disgusting...I hate you


Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt
When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt

Lmaooo


Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder
While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order


Haha


Vote username.

[Adverse]

Eviction had a couple of okay bars, contraceptive and all cap was decent. I think with us topical dudes we haven’t been around the scene enough to know what’s a fresh concept. Plus the whole game is different in text battling, and I think you’re definitely a fish out of water here. Just study the greats and watch what they do

User verse was dope enjoyed everything but the closer which was kind of on the nose, I mean it was alright but not up to par with the rest of the verse. All comedy and it was a good read

User got this off consistency, Evic reeks like a topical artist and needs to up his game a bit

V/User

[Ahriman]

You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.

This was okish

Vs


Users first three bars were nice


User takes this

[Saint]

Evic: Caps line was okish. Opener was a miss imo current events are fine but need a good flip to land imo

User got it w/ pigs an spores lines, cleaner wording here too. humor was effortless.

Vote User

[Cred]

Username, is not a factor, the shit I drop requires body checks; caskets.
The shit you been dropping is more foul than Johnny Depp’s mattress.
this just aight @ best
Your bitch is pro-life, hoe might choose the option most cost-effective.
U being incompetent saves a baby’s life, that in itself is a contraceptive.
nah
You’re lower case at best’ there’s no upperhand after this fag’s roasted.
We prefer real talk, u more cap, than the fucking verse that bag’s posted.
decent
Your family life is dicey’ that’s the reason you’re soft, and acting harder.
Gender transition? Word! U surrounded by fake pussy like travis barker.
I ain't gon lie I really didnt get what u were tryna do here

vs

Choose death, because I’m only coming from the meanest angle
Bitches never let you busboy, unless they’ve left & you clean the table
aight
Heard you live in your families basement and order lunches
& the only thing reproducing down there is the mold spores and fungus
nah
Parents know you’re fat, but they feel miniscule guilt
When your mom makes pigs in a blanket, she just gives you a quilt
heard this before tho lol
Truthfully, you live the life of a fat lonely hoarder
While my name gets more clicks than DOUBLE MEAT on ur hoagie order
comedy

User had the more entertaining verse here, he gets this.

vote - username