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Sharp
07-04-2022, 08:56 PM
Remember Clayton aka Malcom Techs?
https://i.imgur.com/rIWgwgB.jpg
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Due Saturday, 7/9 at Midnight PST (get it done early instead of Saturday Night)
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Adverse
07-07-2022, 12:02 PM
Look like a younger, much gayer Malkovich
Can still see the closet in view from when he came out of it
This is what every 12 year old look like after their first hit of crack?
Shoulda swore off needles after you got that chicken scratch prison tat
But your famous in the geneticist community, that’s facts killer
Answered their question, what if Mac Miller crossbred with a caterpillar?
You were a lost cause from day one, your parents biggest regret to inseminate
Backfired having you on ‘Scared Straight’
You Came back rubbing strawberry kool aid on your lips and obsessed with prison rape
Soule
07-07-2022, 12:22 PM
This faggot thinks he's G, tat'd up MC, taking pics for the bitches,
but fat ass homie doesn't seem to realize these hoes only chase riches.
Got that free Walmart phone on blast with shit stitching on his cap,
but Clay has no regrets apparently, not even getting that stupid ass tat.
He's tossing sausage's daily, you can see the man grease on his skin,
only guy that could compete with Dia in a hot dog contest and win.
Dude, you are sick. Need insulin just to live.
Bet you've beat more women than that dipshit, illunatic.
Trap house selfies and clearance shower curtains, bet you got a taste for raw meat,
you've had more bodily fluids on you in a bathroom than that Scarface chainsaw scene.
Ahriman
07-09-2022, 09:28 PM
Jesus Christ! Why y’all give this man hype
Not one Mean Gene in clay besides fat cheeks and can’t fight
This show of a human is trash, believe me
We all know he got crack on his head & I ain’t talkin his TV
Lookin for that “pretty mouth” pose like he give ravishing neck
You know his lip perked up soon as he felt hands to the back of his head
Said he bust guns on gang shit no cap, but fags a Karen
Only thing he cock to the side in the street is the hat he wearing
White LGI
07-09-2022, 10:01 PM
Claytons a wigger faking hood, how bad could his life's past be....
the only rough patches he's seen involved a mirror and is described as acne..
Trying his best to look tough and I ain't trying to nitpick...
But Clay who told you it was intimidating to Snarl in lipstick
2009 sign was a sign of things to come for this wannabe hard Goon
Because one slight jab would leave stars around his head like a old cartoon
You aren't black, you ain't a spade and you'll never dance with grace
I'm just sitting looking at the pic wondering how you mesh a pizza and a hamsters face
I definitely feel bad for his parents you can Tell he's Embarrassing
How you act black, with a White hat cocked back and to it you pale in comparison
We know this pics old and we don't wonder what you are now
We foreseen you being a bitch by how you Arched your eyebrows
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