UserName vs LGI (Pics) - USER WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 3

Due Thursday, July 14th at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
You MUST check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

White LGI UserName

[White LGI]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/996147972062576650/IMG_5645.jpg


They don't gotta waltz with me..I'll show them, they'll be sad when I'm dead...
I'm going to do it..I'm serious..soon as I get this noose over my massive head
User been in the corner all night..he looks suicidal..the man is lonley...
All the girls looked at the floor..so dude was like FUCK IT ILL DANCE WITH TONY
He was depressed but he shouldered the fact...He's overly fat...
But if your gonna use 2 shirts to cover ya back atleast make sure the damn Fabric'll Match
By Tone smug look you can Tell he feels his friends overly blessed...
Not cause Users close to his chest, but because what he has where tones other hand choose to caress,
Users father was his hero, thought he was the master breed...
followed his dad's footsteps...to the refrigerator, the couch and death by cardiovascular disease

[UserName]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463481747158466573/996141672658383039/FB_IMG_1657568999580.jpg

We call your wife Blade, but that was in a fucking rush
The real Blade would never fall for someone who sucks this much
Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land
Goddamn man, stop, this is not for the frail
This is a pic of everyone who’s happy that Rod got out of jail
EVERYONE who’s ever met this gay hoe hates him
Your kids walk to other states just to get you to pick them up & break probation
Cops shoulda used force, maaaan I wish those plain clothes killed him
Looking like an audition for Pirates of the Gen Pop: Black Men Raise No Children

[evaD]

Great battle guys this is closer than I thought it’d be. I’d vote but it’s a pic battle sorry

[Adverse]

Rodney:
They don't gotta waltz with me..I'll show them, they'll be sad when I'm dead...
I'm going to do it..I'm serious..soon as I get this noose over my massive head
^ lol decent, could have been worded better imo

User been in the corner all night..he looks suicidal..the man is lonley...
All the girls looked at the floor..so dude was like FUCK IT ILL DANCE WITH TONY
^ lol made me chuckle, not real hard though

He was depressed but he shouldered the fact...He's overly fat...
But if your gonna use 2 shirts to cover ya back atleast make sure the damn Fabric'll Match
^ haha okay

By Tone smug look you can Tell he feels his friends overly blessed...
Not cause Users close to his chest, but because what he has where tones other hand choose to caress,
^ think the “what he has” part of this bar could be cut out completely and it would flow better but the idea is decent

Users father was his hero, thought he was the master breed...
followed his dad's footsteps...to the refrigerator, the couch and death by cardiovascular disease
^ wasn’t really a attack on the pic but was funny

User:
We call your wife Blade, but that was in a fucking rush
The real Blade would never fall for someone who sucks this much
^ simple but funny

Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land
^ lmao lotb for me

Goddamn man, stop, this is not for the frail
This is a pic of everyone who’s happy that Rod got out of jail
^ lol alright here

EVERYONE who’s ever met this gay hoe hates him
Your kids walk to other states just to get you to pick them up & break probation
^ stupid but kinda funny

Cops shoulda used force, maaaan I wish those plain clothes killed him
Looking like an audition for Pirates of the Gen Pop: Black Men Raise No Children
^ lol it’s okay

Thought there was a lot of loose attacks here that didn’t really do with the pictures, buuuuut both verses were pretty good and funny but i do think you were both better last week. That being said User was more consistent so I’m voting for him

V/User

[Wanderer]

This came down to noose vs oil spill and oil spill was better.

The rest of both verses underwhelmed me but user edged on consistency.

Vote User

[Sharp]

They don't gotta waltz with me..I'll show them, they'll be sad when I'm dead...
I'm going to do it..I'm serious..soon as I get this noose over my massive head
gone. Lmao
User been in the corner all night..he looks suicidal..the man is lonley...
All the girls looked at the floor..so dude was like FUCK IT ILL DANCE WITH TONY
light but still kinda funny
He was depressed but he shouldered the fact...He's overly fat...
But if your gonna use 2 shirts to cover ya back atleast make sure the damn Fabric'll Match
imo this is weak use of the thing in the pic. It's more pointing it out than making a bar about it. The equivalent would be like if your opening punch was just 'YEAH TIES DON'T GO ON YOUR HEAD'
By Tone smug look you can Tell he feels his friends overly blessed...
Not cause Users close to his chest, but because what he has where tones other hand choose to caress,
Feels blessed could've been a hilarious tie in but the punch wording is awful
Users father was his hero, thought he was the master breed...
followed his dad's footsteps...to the refrigerator, the couch and death by cardiovascular disease
okay punch but doesn't really use the pic. Not the worst thing but not the best



We call your wife Blade, but that was in a fucking rush
The real Blade would never fall for someone who sucks this much
just like lgis closer, doesn't really use the pic but it's a good punch. Damn you two just did a mini 1-2 reg battle in here lmao.
Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land
lmao
Goddamn man, stop, this is not for the frail
This is a pic of everyone who’s happy that Rod got out of jail
lmao
EVERYONE who’s ever met this gay hoe hates him
Your kids walk to other states just to get you to pick them up & break probation
just like your opener
Cops shoulda used force, maaaan I wish those plain clothes killed him
Looking like an audition for Pirates of the Gen Pop: Black Men Raise No Children
funny but light

Good read. Funny battle. User was more consistent. I wish LGI would write a verse, then not look at it for a day, then edit it the next day.

V/user

[White LGI]

Vote lgi

User is a fat sloppy bitch who still has pieces of toilet tissue stuck in his ass from yesterday's shit, there's no way he could beat lgi

Vote lgi

[UserName]

V - user

LGI look like someone dressed predators shadow

[Mac]

We call your wife Blade, but that was in a fucking rush
The real Blade would never fall for someone who sucks this much
Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land
jesus

vs

They don't gotta waltz with me..I'll show them, they'll be sad when I'm dead...
I'm going to do it..I'm serious..soon as I get this noose over my massive head

got user taking this comfortably. got the humor factor. LGI's was 7/10 miss for me could've used some better angles on that pic, it had some good ammo

v user

[White LGI]

V - user

LGI look like someone dressed predators shadow

I think you should be disqualified for voting for yourself

[Resin M-I-C]

opener was solid i liked the angle
dance was ok funny
fabric was decent
caress is decent
ehh statementish closer

vs

blade personal missed for me cuz i dont know what its about
oil spill was nasty, lotb
jail was funny
dunno about probation
was feelin the closer


this was another tough one to judge, very very close.. only thing that separated this by the slightest of margins was the lotb.. on another read i may well have lgi winning but right now its

v - user