Aero vs Fracture - OPEN FOR VOTES

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 5

Due Thursday, July 28th at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
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2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls
Aero Fracture

[Aero]

We could been superstars
Remember we was jacking cars
Now it's not safe for youuuu

[Aero]

Fracture I need a check-in and how many are we going?

[Fracture]

U admire Dom like a cuck runt
How u hype an aussie teacher w/ gun puns, u dumb cunt, his country uses more gun control than Duck Hunt
Kind of seems like this homies goat is just a phony ho
While the way i put a barrel to this clown forensics will know its not my first rodeo
U needed Dom because u were too dumb to drop heat
Ur use to being carried, but its usually from a TGIF when u forget what cup u cosby’d
Aeros only dope at certain times,all filler between the pearls he writes
Ur best work has readers in a waiting period that would ruin a hooter girl for life
W/ a fem like build, black chicks cant even pretend ur real
& somehow u have even less luck with white women than emmet till
His toxic trait is hes four foot eight. & At least a quarter gay
no Growth Spurt ever got u laid.. ONG, ill even put tht shit on tonys leg
real talk. ya parents should be jailed for the genetics they gave u
U might of been cute when u debuted but after age 2 u didnt grow another inch like casey anthony raised u
Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness
But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus

[Aero]

**Aero's flight lands**

Frac's GF: Hey Aero, I'm coming to get you. Can't wait to experience BBC


What a fucking thot

Are you picking me up in his hotel bus or not?
Badminton, she knew Aerodynamic once she felt that Shuttlecock
Bitch isn't clean, tried pegging & didn't bother shaving anything
Got me more nervous backing into bushes than the Simpson meme
Frac opened the door puzzled, I'm thinking this dude is retarded
He asked What's going on then caught wind of it as soon as I farted
I said you need a better style. You never made em wet & wild
Only thing you ever aroused is the suspicion you may be a pedophile
He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her
Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker
Idc if she on her period, since Frac act black I'ma dick this hoe
Leave her bloody, this my version of blackface in a Minstrel show
The automatics equipped, he stressed, grey hairs tattered & split
Even grew a 5 O'Clock shadow, Me & the goons lurking after your shift

[dull boy]

I only read Austin’s verse

Vote - Austin

[UserName]

I only read fracs verse.

V - Frac

[Adverse]

Frac:
U admire Dom like a cuck runt
How u hype an aussie teacher w/ gun puns, u dumb cunt, his country uses more gun control than Duck Hunt
^ super wordy but it’s okay.

Kind of seems like this homies goat is just a phony ho
While the way i put a barrel to this clown forensics will know its not my first rodeo
^ lol cool

U needed Dom because u were too dumb to drop heat
Ur use to being carried, but its usually from a TGIF when u forget what cup u cosby’d
^ lol okay

Aeros only dope at certain times,all filler between the pearls he writes
Ur best work has readers in a waiting period that would ruin a hooter girl for life
^ alright

W/ a fem like build, black chicks cant even pretend ur real
& somehow u have even less luck with white women than emmet till
^ haha damn that’s pretty bad luck.

His toxic trait is hes four foot eight. & At least a quarter gay
no Growth Spurt ever got u laid.. ONG, ill even put tht shit on tonys leg
^ don’t know if I’m missing something completely groundbreaking here....ehh

real talk. ya parents should be jailed for the genetics they gave u
U might of been cute when u debuted but after age 2 u didnt grow another inch like casey anthony raised u
^ why’d this feel more dated than the emmit till bar? Lol didn’t fuck with it

Now almost 40 w/ no kids, everything about this bitch is just sadness
But then again, a kid needs Austin like Austin needs another charles whitman on campus
^ again wordy, concept okay

Aero:
Are you picking me up in his hotel bus or not?
Badminton, she knew Aerodynamic once she felt that Shuttlecock
^ lol okay opener

Bitch isn't clean, tried pegging & didn't bother shaving anything
Got me more nervous backing into bushes than the Simpson meme
^ lol decent reference. Not too awesome a bar though

Frac opened the door puzzled, I'm thinking this dude is retarded
He asked What's going on then caught wind of it as soon as I farted
^ i laughed out loud at this but that doesn’t make it a good bar lol

I said you need a better style. You never made em wet & wild
Only thing you ever aroused is the suspicion you may be a pedophile
^ lol alright

He cried out "She's 19!" & launched.. I yelled do not choke her
Felt like a movie, Jaden in the pursuit of happiness with a stock broker
^ probably best line you had

Idc if she on her period, since Frac act black I'ma dick this hoe
Leave her bloody, this my version of blackface in a Minstrel show
^ had to Google this, set up was forced af.

The automatics equipped, he stressed, grey hairs tattered & split
Even grew a 5 O'Clock shadow, Me & the goons lurking after your shift
^ this is okay

Both were decent this week though they had a lot of lows as hell, think I’ll roll with Frac here because thought he was more consistent and had more attacks towards his opponent, Aero rolled up with an Aero verse and we definitely got our laughs in but it wasn’t enough for a W. Sorry Aer love you bro

V/Frac

[White LGI]

I wanted to vote for aero...because he's a nigger. .and I have never voted for a nigger in anything in my life,

But frac won....
The rodeo line.....the till line was nasty....Cosby line was dope too...

Aero had the stock broker and shadow lines


But similar to all jury trials....the nigger lost

[Sinacog]

This was actually a very good battle..GOOD BATTLE.. NICE ONE..

V/ AERO

[Sinacog]

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[evaD]

Carried
Whitman

The rest was ok.

Vs

Shuttlecock is so bad it’s good lol
Farted same
Arroused suspicion
5 o clock shadow

This was pretty even but aero’s was more entertaining with the random comedy angles

Vote aero

[NYCSPITZ]

Frac had the Whitman line everything else was boring and gay. Who wants to listen to “swag bars” and “punchlines” from arrogant white 37 year old 9-5er nobodies who think they’re 10x greater than they truly are (just another 9-5 boring faggot ego thinks they are “ more clever” and “edgier” than their peers. Very dime a dozen?)

Aero was slipping but has 2 bars I liked in the beginning and end portions in particular suspicion and 5 o’clock lines were easily enough to take this…overall thought aer was “OK” and Frac was lol wack

V aero

V aero

[Saint]

Frac
carried, emmet till,
i'd of liked to see whitman done a lil different... w the tower etc.
hooters an growth were straight
+ concepts outta left field

Aero Shuttlecock grew on me, u did word it well..
Meme was lol
Jaden hit
Closer too similar to blues.. so hard to count it for me
+ humor an attention to setups
Battle was close for different reasons

Vote Frac

[Sharp]

3-2 frac

[Blue Bayou]

Duck hunt might be a bit light but I really liked the concept
Barrel to this clown
Cosby carried lol
Emmitt til
Loved rhe wording on Growth Spurt
Casey Anthony was lol personal and I dug the wording again
Closer cool

Vs.

Shuttlecock been done before
Lmaoo at the next 2... genuinely creative concepts that were enjoyable, but no punch
Aroused funny
Jaden tie in with your stock job was solid actually..
Closer is a shittier less damaging version of my exact concept last week


Lol Aero forever the entertainer...

I really liked Fracs verse this week... I really dug his wording and style... some of those punches hit hard

Frac won

[Resin M-I-C]

rodeo was solid
feelin the twist on cosbyd
hooters was cool
emmett was a banger
whitman was a banger

vs

shuttlecock was funny
simpson
aroused
5 clock was wayyyyyyy better than blues btw


Aero was entertaining, solid verse fulla comedy.. thoroughly enjoyed it.. just think Frac brought the heat here.. couple more bangers, tough to beat .. battle did not disappoint .. my vote is for Frac but just to pay homage to a great vote I will have to do this.. when a bbw comes along it’s all



Aero, easy

[Aero]

lol!! ^

Cool battle. Emmett Till line I'll never forget lol... that's 5-2 Frac.

Thanks everyone who voted!
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