R!canTheoryz vs Fun Couch - R!CAN WINS BY FORFEIT

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Week 7

Due Thursday, August 11th at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
You MUST check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls
R!canTheoryz Fun Couch

[R!canTheoryz]

I’m going 8 Bitch.

[UserName]

EXTENSION CORD

[R!canTheoryz]

EXTENSION CORD

Take it I’ll need it also.

[FunCouch]

Your text sucks, it’s true. When the tech bust, KABOOM
This a Soviet Russia joke. Couch get a leg up on you
Underestimate ME? You’ll never claw your life back
If you’re sleeping on Couch you better hope you called your wife fat
This won’t be a close battle. You got zero punches to sell
Every sectional make sure this is a very comfortable L
Your text is fucking garbage. You needed a reminder
Pull the handle and get you stretched out… I’m not even a recliner
R!canTheoryz

[R!canTheoryz]

Your rep tarnished fuck your Ppl Once I become the Quickest Ruler,
Only time you’ll see name on the prize is on a trophy for being life’s biggest Loser.
This Pussy entire family gets a box I won’t stop till I Flower plenty,
When real situations’ll expose how many
many times Fun Dip quicker than Kids Powder candy.
You’ll get reclined out a new job but claim you never Do wrong?
Dnt Get pulled Everything I do is a upgrade from couch This what you call a Futon.
Once the Gun Spray. Get off my Dick Wit Your Dumb Name,
You changed it from user to Fun Couch ONLY cuz you know your father shoulda left your Ass a Cum stain.

[Sinacog]

This was a DECENT BATTLE..

V/ FUN COUCH

[Adverse]

Your text sucks, it’s true. When the tech bust, KABOOM
This a Soviet Russia joke. Couch get a leg up on you
^ Maaaan I remember these jokes. Okay here

Underestimate ME? You’ll never claw your life back
If you’re sleeping on Couch you better hope you called your wife fat
^ I like this

This won’t be a close battle. You got zero punches to sell
Every sectional make sure this is a very comfortable L
^ BANG. Blue Bayou would be proud couch.

Your text is fucking garbage. You needed a reminder
Pull the handle and get you stretched out… I’m not even a recliner
^ dope closer. Loved all the couch references, definitely the best sofa alive

Rican:
Your rep tarnished fuck your Ppl Once I become the Quickest Ruler,
Only time you’ll see name on the prize is on a trophy for being life’s biggest Loser.
^ this felt a little elementary school burn to me tbh

This Pussy entire family gets a box I won’t stop till I Flower plenty,
When real situations’ll expose how many
many times Fun Dip quicker than Kids Powder candy.
^ you were on to something with the fun dip connection but I won’t forgive you for that botched set up

You’ll get reclined out a new job but claim you never Do wrong?
Dnt Get pulled Everything I do is a upgrade from couch This what you call a Futon.
^ I think you could have done more with the futon connection, punch was lackluster

Once the Gun Spray. Get off my Dick Wit Your Dumb Name,
You changed it from user to Fun Couch ONLY cuz you know your father shoulda left your Ass a Cum stain.
^ I don’t get this one. I mean I get the “leave you a cum stain” bit but what does that have to do with a couch? I don’t get it

Well Rican continues to perplex me with his lines, couch had some bangers

V/Couch

[Saint]

Comfortable L was lotb. hitter

V fun couch

[R!canTheoryz]

Lmfao this is got to be some kind of sick joke.

[R!canTheoryz]

If ya don’t understand something why bother and vote?
Does that make any type of sense?
3-0 The Couch Wins Close This up sorry Faggits

[Adverse]

If ya don’t understand something why bother and vote?
Does that make any type of sense?
3-0 The Couch Wins Close This up sorry Faggits

Or write verses that make sense?

That’s how we ended up with Fun Couch in the first place.

I mean I get what you’re going for, if there was a cum stain on a couch, you’d sit in it “should have left your ass a cum stain” I was just hoping I was missing something because that was neither clever or funny good sir.

You got beat by a couch buddy, suck it up and go harder next time

[R!canTheoryz]

Or write verses that make sense?

That’s how we ended up with Fun Couch in the first place.

I mean I get what you’re going for, if there was a cum stain on a couch, you’d sit in it “should have left your ass a cum stain” I was just hoping I was missing something because that was neither clever or funny good sir.

You got beat by a couch buddy, suck it up and go harder next time

Why you got your panties in a bunch u fruit cake by the pound Bitch?
The amount of dick riding u do every year is sickly disgusting. Kick rocks heffer.

[R!canTheoryz]

Or write verses that make sense?

That’s how we ended up with Fun Couch in the first place.

I mean I get what you’re going for, if there was a cum stain on a couch, you’d sit in it “should have left your ass a cum stain” I was just hoping I was missing something because that was neither clever or funny good sir.

You got beat by a couch buddy, suck it up and go harder next time

“we” ended up so ya just a crew of faggots now?
Copy.

[Sharp]

Fun Couch forfeits via pm to me

Battle is open for feed I guess?