2. evaD vs 6. Ghost - OPEN FOR VOTES

[Sharp]

Netcees SOL Season II
Playoffs Round 2

Due Friday, September 2nd at Midnight PST

Minimum: 8 Lines
Maximum: 12 Lines
24hr ext given on request

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
You MUST check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls
evaD Ghost1

[Ghost1]

Dave needs an ext

[evaD]

A storm is brewing.

*Click click click*

Bags taps the remaining titanium white from his two inch brush against the rim of a jar of clouded water and steps back from the easel to ponder his latest work. He scratches his neck beard and sighs before sloping off to bed. Over his shoulder a flash of lightning briefly illuminates a face at the window before the darkness of night engulfs it again.

Outside, Dave pulls tighter on the choke chain as Zarg, crouched beside him begins to yip and yowl at the prospect of what’s coming. The torrent of rain grows harder still.

Another clap of thunder shakes the air.

Dave’s gnarled face remains emotionless as he slides a notepad from his trench coat pocket and palms through his list of concepts. Zarg suddenly ceases to tremble with excitement. He’s patient now; his forked tongue silently snapping side to side, content that his feast is imminent..


Handle this with the hands don’t need no bounty or a sniper
You’ll hear Bags screaming as I walk up like I was rowdy roddy piper
Sprained leg out the window? That’s a regrettable flex
That must’ve been an Ankle roll to match the ones on your belly and neck
Complex bars that actually make sense - that’s why I’m seeded for the crown
If bags expounded on a point it was the end of a needle full of brown
I’ve battled the best alllll season, this fat shlub don’t present any kinda danger
You think Dave’s running out of steam? NAH IM JUST EXITING THE CRYOCHAMBER
Pass da barrel over his mouth but we ain’t eatin, the gat’ll splatter
So it’s a PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS when I turn your brains to arrabiatta

[Ghost1]

The wings of Jesus cry from above.

*click click click*

Dave shuffled through Jay-zs anthology once more wondering, am I still a rapper even though my weenis isnt a suitable length for penetration? Knowing the answer was too upsetting for further consideration at the time, Dave tabled the notion for a later date. He looked down to his shrunken, sad little weenie of misery and flicked it a little. I WIELD EXCALIBUR.....his wife, getting ready to leave for work where she sucks little 3rd grade ding dongs for fake british play money scoffed....excalibur? Its a hard knock life continues blaring in the background as little orphan annie samples echo through the cold vortex of Daves bedroom and the realization that his crippling penor handicap would take away any chance for normalcy. Text battling was his last shot.

A ray of sun came streaming through the window reflecting off the dust dancing through the tension of Daves broken marriage.

Dave glanced out the window but all he saw was the reflection of his stupid little dick that looked like a thumb without a knuckle.



This corny faggot so awkward. That’s why girls hate this pervert
so Dave gets nervous. Game more suspect than when we first heard Pat Stay was murdered
shots cripple ya wife, have her talkin like hawkins
matter fack goons clappin eraser then outline the body w the chalk that she taught with
I been JOKIN, but im hardwired for bar writin so its not fair to you
cuz when I pull the cord? that fire leave u FLOATIN like a hot air balloon
I came from the depths w excalibur, keep the 40 cal and a derringer
u fuckin stepped out of character. now I gotta put the iron to ya face quicker than kevin mccalister
Im at ya crib aimin at the porch door bout to fire the uzi
I pull up in the whip an that beam on the machine light up the screen like a drive in movie

[Dope girl]

Tough choice for me
Both had slick lines
Flows so sicK
ghost came with the heat
Vote- ghost

[Blue Bayou]

Fucking eviscerated at the zarg on a chain and stumpy thumb like no Knuckle peener intros

I dunno what Sharps gunna do here but bar for bar:


Bags rowdy piper an OK well worded np
Ankle roll pretty funny for fat baggsa
Expunded fire
Cryochamber TALK TO EM
Penne is so bad it's good

Vs

Game so suspect is flames
Bang eraser / chalk is pretty cool and the aggression makes me horny
Hot air balloon a good gunbar and the setup is maintaining my recky
Home alone multi made erecky dwindle and its played/obvious
Drive in closer is cool for another beam concept..


Vote Tie

[Hush]

Only read the intros


Dave got it

[Sharp]

Intros fire

Bags verse was stronger while Dave was sillier

Game suspect is crazy

V/bags

[MaCe]

EvaD won this, harder lines that stood out more ultimately.


The intro’s were interesting