Week 1: Ghost1 vs. Eviction

[Civil Rawr xD]

Due Thursday
Voting ends Sunday

Ghost1 Eviction

[Eviction]

i said never mind fuck face!

[Eviction]

When my mom passed away, it was a fucking sad day but I'm starting to look on the bright side.
Because your death will be a tender moment too, ur wife's hand on the trigger as she swipes right.

[Ghost1]

I GOT CLIPS AN EVERYTHING IM BLITZIN RIPPIN THRU YA BLUBBER
U AINT GOT ASK IF I GOT THE CANCER, THEYLL RIP THE LIFE OUT U QUICKER THAN YA MOTHER

[Civil Rawr xD]

Swipe right on a trigger? It’s a fucking gun you animal, not a dating app. Jeez man


Bags, good telepathy on knowing he’d bring up his late mother, and way to flip it into a fire punchline. Kudos and PROPS!


Vote Ghost1

[Eviction]

Yore retarded you shouldn’t be modding a punch league when they go over your head lmao also he seen my shit before hand my bar was telepathic

[Ghost1]

Please refrain from blatantly swaying or I will have to contact the moderator

[Eviction]

He probably doesn’t even know what that means

[~RustyGunZ~]

Diasick is DQd and Ghost1 advances

Battle is closed for votes

[Kill Spree]

Dia
Damn sorry about your loss. My condolences…
As a bar though it’s meh… Tinder is a dating app you swipe right or left on. Usually right is for matching and left is for the yucky guys. But it’s pretty well known so idk how you mixed that up super silly of you. Thanks for showing didn’t want to see bags get a free win. Also bags don’t have a wife and I though you don’t like gun bars



ghost Boston
Damn harsh nicely worded personal punch here.


V/bags

[dull boy]

Vote - Bags

Heard Dia’s mom is dead and I just want to pour it on.. plus Bags wrote better

[Blue Bayou]

I'm kind of torn here because on one hand Bags had the better bar.. however we aren't aligned and Bags never votes for me, so it seems silly strategically

The man himself said in the lime of thrones "lmao at voting for who actually won" so I feel compelled to honor him and vote in my own best interest hoping Dia returns the favor

Vote - Eviction

[Eviction]

Dia
Damn sorry about your loss. My condolences…
As a bar though it’s meh… Tinder is a dating app you swipe right or left on. Usually right is for matching and left is for the yucky guys. But it’s pretty well known so idk how you mixed that up super silly of you. Thanks for showing didn’t want to see bags get a free win. Also bags don’t have a wife and I though you don’t like gun bars



ghost Boston
Damn harsh nicely worded personal punch here.


V/bags

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

[Kill Spree]

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

Lmao ok monster man

[Dope girl]

Both punchlines good
I felt Ghost punchlines a little more stronger
Vote -Ghost

[Ghost1]

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

@moderation the relentless swaying continues to no avail

please swipe the trigger on this battle

[Civil Rawr xD]

Moderator here, how can help?

[Ghost1]

thanks for responding so promptly.

my opponent is egregiously swaying and also is trying to convince people that gun triggers can be swiped

[Civil Rawr xD]

Eviction is this true? What is your evidence that guns do that? I’ve been alive 863 years and I’ve never seen it

[Civil Rawr xD]

GHOST1 WINS VIA DQ


REASON: EVICTION SAID HE WOULD NOT POST AND POSTED OUT OF ORDER.