Week 3: Eviction (0-3) vs. dull boy (2-1) [Archive]

Eviction

10-01-2022, 09:36 PM

I TAP DANCE W YA MOMMA WE DOING THE MAMBA TO A VEBRATA CADENCE THEMED CHACHA...I SLIDE MY HAND DOWN HER BACKSIDE AND SUCK HER TUSKS LIKE THEYRE DING DONGS. SHE HOLD ME TENDERLY HER BALD HEAD NOT WORTH MENTIONING WE HOLD HANDS AND EALTZ INTO UR ROOM MOUNTAIN DEW CANS AND FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS. DUKE NUKEM AND DOOM. BROOM SPOKES SOOKED IN COOM. EXCUSE ME SIR IF U PLEASE....PUT DOWN THE PEPPERONI CHEESE CANT U SEE MOMMY HAS A DISEASE!? I DO HAKUNA MATATA BUT U STILL SAY ME ITS NOT NEW SHEW ME MOMMA....I SAY YOU LOOK IT ME PAPA SHE GOING TO DIE FROM DA CANCA. OH MUH LITTLE ECKO CLAD SAD ECHO SASHEYING IN THE WIND. U HAVE THE FACE OF A NEW BORN PIG. I SAY ENOUGH AN SLAM YA MOTHER DOWN AN TAKE HER AND CLAP THE CAKES UNDERTAKER LIOK AT ME LIKE WHOS PAYING FOR HER PLOT AND PLACE IM SAYING HOLD ON IM HERE TO MARRY THIS LADY WHAT U MEAN SHES DEAD I HOLD HER WEENIE IN DREAD OLIVIIAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT U SCREAM DURING SEX!?! I THIUGHT WHEN U SAID CANCER IT WAS AN ASTEOLOGICAL CHECK.....OH MINSWEET MI AMORE THIS IS MAJOR WOP IM STEPPING THRU THE DOORWAY BREAKER 9....SCOTT AKER SWINE? TELL HIM U DIDNT LOVE HIM? HOLD ON MAMI THATS HEARTLESS! I ENTER HER COOLD POON LIKE A HARNESS IT GRIPS MY HOG LIKE FARMER SHE TAKE THE WEENA COLADA BUT ITS MOSTLY ORANGE BUBBLE STRAWBER. THEN INASK SCOTT DO U THINK MOMS HOT? MAYBE WE SHE SEE IF HER THONGS POP....STEP IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR SCOTT WOW U LOOKING STRONG SCOTT NOW KISS HER LONG IN HER MOUTH SCOTT GIVE THEBSLITHER WIGGLE THEN STICK UR HAND ONTO HER CROTCH. NOW BAG WATCH. TOUCH HER CRUTCH AND TELL HER UR BIRTHDAY OARTIES SUCKED AS A KID. TELL HER I FUCKA HATE U MOM THEN PULL OUT UR FRUMPY DICK. EVERYBODY WATCHING NOW SO GIVE IT TO HER SLOW. U DOIN THE MACARENA ON CUIDAD AND WHILE IM PISSING IN THE SNOW. MY MISSION SEXOND DISTRICT THEY JUST PINCHED ME FROM THE SHOW. I STEP OUT FROM THE DUGOUT AND SEND A PITCH STRAIGHT DOWN YA NOSE. IM A FOOKING BASEBALL PLAYER DOING CANCER SURGERY ON UR MOM WITH BABERUTHS JERSEY ON. IM A GAY DUDE WEARING HER PAINTIES YELLING SAVE OOOT U WORTHLESS BLOB. I KICK HER FUCKIN DEAD FACE AND SCREAM HEY FUCKIN DEAD LADY SCOTT AKES A FUCKIN DISGRACE. THEN I DO FINAL PIROUHETTE JUNTA ALOUETTES MWAH GOOD BYE SCOTT DEAD MOM.