Week 3: Eviction (0-Casket) vs. Kill Spree (5-1)

[Civil Rawr xD]

Due Thursday
Voting Sunday

Eviction Kill Spree

[Eviction]

I TAP DANCE W YA MOMMA WE DOING THE MAMBA TO A VEBRATA CADENCE THEMED CHACHA...I SLIDE MY HAND DOWN HER BACKSIDE AND SUCK HER TUSKS LIKE THEYRE DING DONGS. SHE HOLD ME TENDERLY HER BALD HEAD NOT WORTH MENTIONING WE HOLD HANDS AND EALTZ INTO UR ROOM MOUNTAIN DEW CANS AND FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS. DUKE NUKEM AND DOOM. BROOM SPOKES SOOKED IN COOM. EXCUSE ME SIR IF U PLEASE....PUT DOWN THE PEPPERONI CHEESE CANT U SEE MOMMY HAS A DISEASE!? I DO HAKUNA MATATA BUT U STILL SAY ME ITS NOT NEW SHEW ME MOMMA....I SAY YOU LOOK IT ME PAPA SHE GOING TO DIE FROM DA CANCA. OH MUH LITTLE ECKO CLAD SAD ECHO SASHEYING IN THE WIND. U HAVE THE FACE OF A NEW BORN PIG. I SAY ENOUGH AN SLAM YA MOTHER DOWN AN TAKE HER AND CLAP THE CAKES UNDERTAKER LIOK AT ME LIKE WHOS PAYING FOR HER PLOT AND PLACE IM SAYING HOLD ON IM HERE TO MARRY THIS LADY WHAT U MEAN SHES DEAD I HOLD HER WEENIE IN DREAD OLIVIIAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT U SCREAM DURING SEX!?! I THIUGHT WHEN U SAID CANCER IT WAS AN ASTEOLOGICAL CHECK.....OH MINSWEET MI AMORE THIS IS MAJOR WOP IM STEPPING THRU THE DOORWAY BREAKER 9....SCOTT AKER SWINE? TELL HIM U DIDNT LOVE HIM? HOLD ON MAMI THATS HEARTLESS! I ENTER HER COOLD POON LIKE A HARNESS IT GRIPS MY HOG LIKE FARMER SHE TAKE THE WEENA COLADA BUT ITS MOSTLY ORANGE BUBBLE STRAWBER. THEN INASK SCOTT DO U THINK MOMS HOT? MAYBE WE SHE SEE IF HER THONGS POP....STEP IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR SCOTT WOW U LOOKING STRONG SCOTT NOW KISS HER LONG IN HER MOUTH SCOTT GIVE THEBSLITHER WIGGLE THEN STICK UR HAND ONTO HER CROTCH. NOW BAG WATCH. TOUCH HER CRUTCH AND TELL HER UR BIRTHDAY OARTIES SUCKED AS A KID. TELL HER I FUCKA HATE U MOM THEN PULL OUT UR FRUMPY DICK. EVERYBODY WATCHING NOW SO GIVE IT TO HER SLOW. U DOIN THE MACARENA ON CUIDAD AND WHILE IM PISSING IN THE SNOW. MY MISSION SEXOND DISTRICT THEY JUST PINCHED ME FROM THE SHOW. I STEP OUT FROM THE DUGOUT AND SEND A PITCH STRAIGHT DOWN YA NOSE. IM A FOOKING BASEBALL PLAYER DOING CANCER SURGERY ON UR MOM WITH BABERUTHS JERSEY ON. IM A GAY DUDE WEARING HER PAINTIES YELLING SAVE OOOT U WORTHLESS BLOB. I KICK HER FUCKIN DEAD FACE AND SCREAM HEY FUCKIN DEAD LADY SCOTT AKES A FUCKIN DISGRACE. THEN I DO FINAL PIROUHETTE JUNTA ALOUETTES MWAH GOOD BYE SCOTT DEAD MOM.

[Kill Spree]

You bit a bags verse cos you ain’t known for your words
I’ll fuck your mothers corpse till every orifice is spewing out roaches n worms

[Eviction]

It’s only been a year since my mom died, that shits mean
I didn’t say anything when your grandmother died in 2015

[Kill Spree]

My Gma ain’t dead…

In fact I’d do gay things to see her, yeah I’m a sinner
Once I finish on your body, Im’a go over there so she can cook me dinner

Civil Rawr xD open for votes

[Eviction]

Your grandma cooked in the war, if she baked me some shit I would love it.
On thanksgiving, she made her best dish yet when she put your head in the oven.

[Eviction]

My Gma ain’t dead…


found ya shit bro, cap.

judging from the reaction I got from you, I know I'm right.

[Kill Spree]

found ya shit bro, cap.

judging from the reaction I got from you, I know I'm right.

Think you got the wrong Ryan buddy cos my G parents alive lol

[Eviction]

Think you got the wrong Ryan buddy cos my G parents alive lol

does this ryan also share the same IP as you?

[Kill Spree]

does this ryan also share the same IP as you?

No idea how that would work but your info is false

[Eviction]

word he also has your last name, lives in your house and has the same parents, damn cuh.

it took you 20 minutes to respond to that, it shook you deep.

[Eviction]

and I know your last name isn't hayes.

[Kill Spree]

word he also has your last name, lives in your house and has the same parents, damn cuh.

it took you 20 minutes to respond to that, it shook you deep.

I’m at work my bad. Don’t get to spend all day here. And yeah your info still false. Lmao this internet life has hurt you sooo bad you are trying to convince ppl their living family members are dead?

[Eviction]

I’m at work my bad. Don’t get to spend all day here. And yeah your info still false. Lmao this internet life has hurt you sooo bad you are trying to convince ppl their living family members are dead?

interesting

big mad when the tables are turned.

[Eviction]

who is this other fella I tagged from your geo, your parents must really like the name ryan.

[Kill Spree]

Lol not mad at all buddy lmfao your making me laugh though

[Eviction]

confirm or deny, do you live with your parents?

[Kill Spree]

I do not but I’m going to call them to figure out who this other Ryan is and why haven’t I met him, and who these elderly ppl are

[Eviction]

let me know what their answer is, i'm on the edge of my seat dying to know.

[Kill Spree]

Ok monster man

[Eviction]

You're still mooching off your parents, when they leave for work you visit their office.
You slept on sean's couch so much he going to legally change your name to Christopher Wallace.

[Kill Spree]

That is true my new name is Chris Wallace and my family was eaten by my dogs

[Eviction]

That is true my new name is Chris Wallace and my family was eaten by my dogs

when are you going to realize, bro your mom and dad don't need you.
It would be cheaper for them to get a dog, than it is to feed you.

[Kill Spree]

Please, stop!

[Eviction]

Please, stop!

don't contact me again unless it's important,

[Kill Spree]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhjdjskendndjjfndjdjdndn rbrnd

[Eviction]

that's a hell of a long break, you could have went home and took sparky for a walk.

[Eviction]

okay I can't point to a miss in this thread, I win.

[Eviction]

I heard kill spree is complaining to the admins about what I said, so that confirms that I am right, MF literally just made fun of my dead mother and got mad when I done it to him, LMFAO

he forgets that I know how to read PM's.

[Kill Spree]

What

[Eviction]

kill spree dq'd for swaying

[Dope girl]

Not feeling Evic I felt like simple
Vote Spree I felt like stronger

[Blue Bayou]

Not feeling Evic I felt like simple
Vote Spree I felt like stronger

Fucking bury me

[Eviction]

DG Dq'd for not speaking english.