PLAYOFF SIGNUPS!!!

[Civil Rawr xD]

FIRST 8 TO SIGN IN WILL GET A SPOT


ALSO BIG CONGRATS TO MaCe for CHAMPING WEEK 1,2 and 5!




Sign ups:
1. Eviction
2. Ghost1
3. MaCe
4. Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

In under my MaCe alias account

[Kill Spree]

In as Ryan

[Eviction]

it was a grueling 34 weeks of biting bags verses with no punishable actions being made to oust me, maybe it was the ultimate slap in the face.

[Sinacog]

In.

[White LGI]

Here

[Eviction]

damn at least rb has a better 1-2 punch league than here, too bad I turned registration off before I left, because I knew they wouldn't know how to turn it back on, they still ain't figured it out lol

i fucked that site up in so many ways before I left, in ways they don't know hehe.

[Kill Spree]

@mas grav
When did you register on RB? And you posted on time for your battle?

[Eviction]

I remember turning it off and it still being turned off last time I registered

[Ghost1]

Jesus 5am reiterating ur diabolical rb sabotage plans after being obviously ignored the first time lol wat a life

[Eviction]

I can count at least twice it wasn’t ignored

[Civil Rawr xD]

SIGN UPS CLOSED!

[R!canTheoryz]

L
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Running playoffs with 4 people?

[Kill Spree]

I remember turning it off and it still being turned off last time I registered

That’s why you registered as “lil corpse” and were posting…





Fucking idiot

[Eviction]

That’s why you registered as “lil corpse” and were posting…





Fucking idiot

that's why the registration is turned off when you go to the register page.

[MAS GRĀV]

@mas grav
When did you register on RB? And you posted on time for your battle?


Shit idk exact date but probably within
a few weeks of you going on my profile and promoting it.
And yeah I posted for my only battle there on time.

Haven’t been back since tho probably weeks

[Blas]

lets fucking go baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blue Bayou]

Check

[Blas]

Check

ah yes, so about those hold'em cash games, where can I get my hands on your net worth?

[Blue Bayou]

ah yes, so about those hold'em cash games, where can I get my hands on your net worth?

My net worth? Buddy... you don't want to barc up this tree

[Blas]

My net worth? Buddy... you don't want to barc up this tree

just looking for some free cash, times are tough in these streets

[Blue Bayou]

just looking for some free cash, times are tough in these streets

So what you're saying is you're broke because you're not any good at poker?

[Blas]

So what you're saying is you're broke because you're not any good at poker?

no I was trolling u that ur bad and would like to play YOU

[Kill Spree]

that's why the registration is turned off when you go to the register page.



Waaaahhhh I want back on RB

[Eviction]

Waaaahhhh I want back on RB

If I wanted back on RB I would be on RB, do you think I don't have access to more accounts? I got the freeaking database dude.

Waaaaaaaahhhh I want to keep dia off RB and the only way I know how to do it, is close registration.

[Kill Spree]

I just registered on RB it works just fine. Come back over

[Eviction]

stop spamming faggit.

[Eviction]

still says closed, what is this wizardry you possess that I don't.

"Sorry, registration has been disabled by the administrator."

I was actually working on a cleaner register page before I deleted my account, maybe dagel can figure it out.

[Kill Spree]

Ok now it should be good try again

[Eviction]

Ok now it should be good try again

"Sorry, registration has been disabled by the administrator"

[Kill Spree]

"Sorry, registration has been disabled by the administrator"

Aight give me five minutes and try again

[Eviction]

Aight give me five minutes and try again

I'll get right on that.

[MaCe]

I thought I heard a trio of small men under 5’5” snickering in the distance…

Turns out it was Eviction eating a snickers bar while Bayou and Civil were lockjawed on his anus.

Sorry not sorry I missed out lads

[Civil Rawr xD]

Aight give me five minutes and try again

Fuckin goneeeee @ him actually trying each time you said try again lmaoooooo wow

[Pharaohs Army]

ah yes, so about those hold'em cash games, where can I get my hands on your net worth?

I'm still a net loser who swears he's not a bad player.

Problem is Casino is vices for me... I drink alcohol and/or caffeine, smoke tobacco and sometimes weed or edibles,
have no good single posture/position for hours, don't have great poker-face/table presence (online background),
take too many breaks for the above,

I know I need to change all this in order to break positive into the black but it's part of my life, and tough...

I go rarely now though. So not taking losses cept for a $300 shot recently on 1-2's.. basics, low stakes..(well, two shots of $150 that I milked for nearly 7 hours card-dead&running bad [bro, lol].

WHAT KINDA STAKES U PLAYIN THESE DAYS BLAS? HOWS YOUR BANK/ HOW YOU RUNNIN CURRENTLY/ DO YOU PLAY ANY SORT OF OMAHA ALONG WITH HOLDEM? DO YOU PLAY BOTH LIVE AND ONLINE?

r u & Blue really doing bank-brags?

lol, thanks for fielding the capped (trolly) but real questions above...if you respond.

[Blas]

I'm still a net loser who swears he's not a bad player.

Problem is Casino is vices for me... I drink alcohol and/or caffeine, smoke tobacco and sometimes weed or edibles,
have no good single posture/position for hours, don't have great poker-face/table presence (online background),
take too many breaks for the above,

I know I need to change all this in order to break positive into the black but it's part of my life, and tough...

I go rarely now though. So not taking losses cept for a $300 shot recently on 1-2's.. basics, low stakes..(well, two shots of $150 that I milked for nearly 7 hours card-dead&running bad [bro, lol].

WHAT KINDA STAKES U PLAYIN THESE DAYS BLAS? HOWS YOUR BANK/ HOW YOU RUNNIN CURRENTLY/ DO YOU PLAY ANY SORT OF OMAHA ALONG WITH HOLDEM? DO YOU PLAY BOTH LIVE AND ONLINE?

r u & Blue really doing bank-brags?

lol, thanks for fielding the capped (trolly) but real questions above...if you respond.

playing highest stakes online & have been for yrs, 6fig br per usual

played live for first time in a while a week ago and won 22k pot and 13k pot same night, was a good night lol, that was at PLO tho. whale was gii any4 cards pre trying to crack my dbl suited AA, didnt work

[Soule]

in.

[Kill Spree]

playing highest stakes online & have been for yrs, 6fig br per usual

played live for first time in a while a week ago and won 22k pot and 13k pot same night, was a good night lol, that was at PLO tho. whale was gii any4 cards pre trying to crack my dbl suited AA, didnt work

HEY!

[Unfukwitable]

In

[Pharaohs Army]

its only 2 lines and i'm still bad at it after 23 years.

But IN if this ever picks up and becomes non-trolly...

Sorry I really needed an update from Blas a few weeks ago...

NEXT TIME profit goal no matter what::: not friggen Fear &Loathing casino time "let's drop 300 like Ouch" and just leave

[Blas]

its only 2 lines and i'm still bad at it after 23 years.

But IN if this ever picks up and becomes non-trolly...

Sorry I really needed an update from Blas a few weeks ago...

NEXT TIME profit goal no matter what::: not friggen Fear &Loathing casino time "let's drop 300 like Ouch" and just leave

sorry man I don't come on here much, but what update do u need? profit goals are not a good idea tho, if u play well the profit will come eventually :D

[Unfukwitable]

Down

[Pharaohs Army]

Down
sry; site's dead.

Rip that latest Sinacog diss I made - if you want some bars/inspiration.

[MaCe]

I'd rather comb through Mary Mallon's cookbook collection

[Blue Bayou]

MaCe finna tell em they're letting "The Net Get To His Head” Like “Lunch Lady Apparel”…

[Pharaohs Army]

MaCe finna tell em they're letting "The Net Get To His Head” Like “Lunch Lady Apparel”…

Blue I'm still leaking barz as I cry for my long Hiatus sooo..
I'm sure I could spare 8-12 for you..
Or it could sit in forever lore as we both No-Show

YEah 8-12 before we all quit netcees
and I WOULD ALSO accept MaCe,
Who based on a Tiny bitta research is 80-85 of the time Bags
or another old battletrolly fag who could whold his own
but rather brag
bad.
like me
see

[Blue Bayou]

Blue I'm still leaking barz as I cry for my long Hiatus sooo..
I'm sure I could spare 8-12 for you..
Or it could sit in forever lore as we both No-Show

YEah 8-12 before we all quit netcees
and I WOULD ALSO accept MaCe,
Who based on a Tiny bitta research is 80-85 of the time Bags
or another old battletrolly fag who could whold his own
but rather brag
bad.
like me
see


I ACCEPT AND WILL NEVER QUIT LETS GO 40

[MaCe]

Where MaCe goes, Blue follows

Nah you hoe ass child...the lunch lady would say "MaCe is HIM, let him cook"...

Pharoah, I accept...but April im busy as hell. I could potentially drop a verse by 4/9. 4/9 due date? 12 bars total.

80-85? You do realize I was under multiple names on HF over the span then...my best verses were under different names - atleast looking back now. Who the fuck knows, art is subjective...


Lastly, because the last battle I primarily lost due to grammer Natzi's disliking "my style," I shall template mine according to the latest netcee-fashion...you hoe's.


Also, there needs to be a battle voting criteria. The current "method of voting" if you will, is lazy as fuck and disregards most of the writing elements which I was assuming would have survived to this date.

For instance:

1. Wordplay
2. Flow,
3. Personals,
4. Hard Hitting Punches



No vote will count unless all these aspects are considered and graded line by line. Just saying " i didn't like this, or that is corny, or so and so gets my vote" is lazy as fuck and disrespects the legacy of good text battling. I would have expected you fucking twerps to keep this alive, but you failed this......which is partially why this shit is dying here. There's not context-grading of actual verses. It is doggith-shittith and boring.


Hell, if you both want, you can pick a beat and we can write our verses to it to let the voters play as they read through to judge flow...



I accept. Again, I will need some time as I do have a very busy month.

[MaCe]

I ACCEPT AND WILL NEVER QUIT LETS GO 40

Careful you fuckin pedo.....the last time you went 40, you got pulled over in a school zone and your ankle-pager went off because you were near an elementary school

[Pharaohs Army]

Careful you fuckin pedo.....the last time you went 40, you got pulled over in a school zone and your ankle-pager went off because you were near an elementary school
will bite K thx.
(joking bud. thx 4 being a sp0rt w/us)

[emcee squared]

will bite K thx.
(joking bud. thx 4 being a sp0rt w/us)

zzz not funny dont bite AJ/Exis/Lars!
eviction. lol

im "hogging" the site right Diode? lol
Close this up @Judge McIdon'tGiveAFuckEither lol
Nice rulings couple nights ago Owner.
*edit
Majority owner now, right kung/blue? lol. nice investment. NOT i'm outtie. lol

CLOSE THIS THREAD PLZ
CLASSIC IS SIGNING UP SOON
~thx bye gla

@NCPD MIKE CUNT (hey Mike Wrecka I DONT NEED TO READ IT TO KNOW LARZ MADE U CRY AND YOUR PERIOD TO COME TWICE IN THIS MONTH FAGGOT WHO WONT POST MY COLLAB VERSE CUZ WITTY AND GENO AND U TOO FUCKING LAZY/retired bitch lol)
oats is a fucking influence nver you
anyway NETCESS PRISON corleone solitary? 23hrs w/o0ut yard? lol high sox Rican? Maybe shaved head? tats? shanks? fuck u lars spics and n*s are harder than annny white pikey wanna-be-faker lol

Yep Close it Please new League In Session Mid May cuz Seth knows how to mod. I hope. lol.
============next.

[emcee squared]

yep banned from discord for goat trolling lol DEF gone no way ill vote in classic maybe spammy fara, fags.

[Lyfzaa Gamble]

I'm in.

[Lyfzaa Gamble]

Where MaCe goes, Blue follows

Nah you hoe ass child...the lunch lady would say "MaCe is HIM, let him cook"...

Pharoah, I accept...but April im busy as hell. I could potentially drop a verse by 4/9. 4/9 due date? 12 bars total.

80-85? You do realize I was under multiple names on HF over the span then...my best verses were under different names - atleast looking back now. Who the fuck knows, art is subjective...


Lastly, because the last battle I primarily lost due to grammer Natzi's disliking "my style," I shall template mine according to the latest netcee-fashion...you hoe's.


Also, there needs to be a battle voting criteria. The current "method of voting" if you will, is lazy as fuck and disregards most of the writing elements which I was assuming would have survived to this date.

For instance:

1. Wordplay
2. Flow,
3. Personals,
4. Hard Hitting Punches



No vote will count unless all these aspects are considered and graded line by line. Just saying " i didn't like this, or that is corny, or so and so gets my vote" is lazy as fuck and disrespects the legacy of good text battling. I would have expected you fucking twerps to keep this alive, but you failed this......which is partially why this shit is dying here. There's not context-grading of actual verses. It is doggith-shittith and boring.


Hell, if you both want, you can pick a beat and we can write our verses to it to let the voters play as they read through to judge flow...



I accept. Again, I will need some time as I do have a very busy month.


Whaaaaat MaCe is STILL AROUND!!!??? LOL

Fucking legend right here. Swear to God we were on sites YEAAAARS ago.
Where's ClaRk GrisWaLd @ lol

[emcee squared]

for the record, whack gamble and whack fucking OLd loser lame mace

WHEN THE MOTEHRFUCKING SITE IS ABSOLUTELY DEAD GRVEYARD W/ MEA ND LARS MIMICING DAED AND TROLLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU GENERIG FACGS.....
yeS YES WHEN THAT IS THE CAS

U better cukcking swaulllow my cum for ANY KING OF VOTE

and as Said on the AJ possum NEighbor LONGBAR roast for bag's ego to cum to....\
WHICH IS IS IT NEXTCEES/ WRITERZ?
WHICH VOTING DO YOU EGOS WANT LIKE

1 line V/ done?
- FROM ESTABLISHED GOATS? LOl then u whine beeee specifffffic

Hall of Motherfucking FAME UNI / PHARAOH/ LARS VOTING AND FEEDABACx?
-tooo olnggg rannttty semitrollly eheheahklw wahahahaw hasaw

As a comminity going forward (with Kung of course and his CHNINKK investors [not RES wayyyy to poor and u k w...])

gogddaaamn you faggotz EAT THESE FULL EDIT TAGS sral Diablo Universe Ghost1 Barcotic Diode Frank MaCe @GAMBLE YOUR FUCKING FUTURE ON A BLUFF ON PHRAOHS THE GOAT LOLLLLLLL ~ tags are for BOLD IN UR GAY FULL STUFFED EGO INBOXES anddddd the fact that thisiss (mayb elast roast) IS FOR MYY YY PLEASURE TO ENJOY

righhhht while UNI HAS MURDA'S WALL AND
BAGS AND LARS HAEV TJHE BA W/E ELSE WHOEVER ELSE CUMS on this fucking DOMINANCE lolllll

[MaCe]

Please stop taking popper's in dark alley ways with women that have Adams Apples.

We can all smell the Smegma on your breath from here

[Dope girl]

Congrats @ mace

I'm in