XI WK II: Master Rock (1-0) vs. MMLP (1-0) (MMLP WINS VIA N/S)

[Frank]

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Season 11 XI


VERSES: Sunday, December, 11th, 11:59 P.M. Western / 2:59 A.M. Eastern / 7:59 A.M. UK. 24 Hour Ext: Mod/Opponent Discretion

VOTES: Tuesday, December, 13th, 11:59 P.M. Western / 2:59 A.M. Eastern / 7:59 A.M. UK. 3 Vote Requirement Enforced/Penalty

MAXIMUM: 48 Lines: 64 IF AGREED UPON!

Goodluck! Master Rock MMLP

TOPIC:

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[Master Rock]

Checkers

[MMLP]

There once was a Postman, let’s call him Pat for arguments sake
Caught up in all the commotion of his guarded estate
Once regarded a saint putting his family first
As sharp as his navy coloured suits and flattering shirts
A man of his word delivering packages at your door
Always happy and chirpy and up at the crack of dawn
Patting Labradors whilst relishing those early visits
As the ladies clambered for his words of wisdom
Turning women’s heads but with a secret battle plan
As per, the birds are singing,
This day just is beginning to unravel fast!
He’s a really happy man,
All smiles, beaming at the cat as he goes about his day
Everything appropriately placed and nothing is encroached
Until one day he notices a tray is missing its load
and all of a sudden, he’s been Pigeonholed.
He was pipped to the post with no time to respond
Being pushed from pillar to post as he realises its gone
and soon his wife is the one catching up on his infidelities
She’s now reciting the wrong love-letter with a another address
What he’s effectively done is a forwarded message
Irrespective,
He’d await his brush with death as she struggled letting go
He pushed the envelope for far too long without consequence
Thought he covered his tracks as he made advances
A door to door charlatan who became an addict
Caught in the act of his daily antics as he’d take advantage
Like a snake, in silence he slithered
Where lying became a habit but now it’s really time to deliver
Facing the eyes of a killer with Redrum splattered around
on opposite sides to the mirror
Role reversal, the man of the house duties become upended
Battling a spouse who’s come for vengeance
Unrelenting in her quest for settling the score
Revenge or a divorce?
Disobeying the letter of the law and he’ll be fighting it shortly
Living his timeline on the motto, like there’s no tomorrow
As he lined up divorcees
No pride, just the glory because life’s too short,
But long story short he didn’t live to tell his side of the story
Lighting the torch, in silence she stalked him
Somewhat ironically, acting unusual with a gift concealed
Rubber stamped for approval after ripping the seal
Gripping the steel! She finally decided to bite the bullet
..but he did it for real
Postman Pat’s killers revealed
And that’s the day she got the sacks, his bodybag(s)
A copycat, but a woman’s gotta do what a woman’s has gotta do
It turns out Mr Pat was on the loose with pure disregard
he faced the music, chopped and screwed into multiple parts
To be kept as memorials in large,
Now all of his partners are in the know and all is discovered
Signed sealed delivered, piece by piece to all of his lovers!

[Master Rock]

Ext please. I haven't started yet.

[MMLP]

No probs

[Frank]

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Master Rock

Punch the clock... You got 9 hRS from this post

Goodluck!

[Frank]

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