Ajax v. Blue Bayou (Open for votes!)

[Ajax]

Sorry, Blue. I had to let Aero finish sucking my dick.


I thought you were dope…

Now, you’re shook and embarrassed…
Your reduction in class was worse than sauce day on Cooking with Paris.
I’m gonna pummel this punk hard…
You’re a shell of what you were. Answer should shoot you with one of his gunbars.
Like you got serious weapons…
I could roll up on you at an ATM unarmed and take a bigger withdrawal than delerium tremens.
Just one blow; colossal trauma.
They call my pen ultimate. You finish last. We’re separated by an Oxford comma.
Stop the drama. When I get hot, I’m scorching the sun.
I hit overdrive in the lab and win a Nobel prize. You’re stuck at Formula One.
When I hold court, it’s supreme. Your appeals have to be vetoed;
You take more liberties with your opinions than Samuel Alito.
You talk nonsense. It’s gaudy and ridiculous..
You’re a man of many words; unfortunately, all of them are gibberish.
Getting pimped this hard, this fake legend has to drop in fear…
This verse turned out Blue faster than Democratic volunteers.
Your bitch is a disaster as a mate…
That Serkis performer’s a revolting beast. She belongs in the Planet of the Apes.
With that ugly face and crippled bod..
She comes from a husky race. On the street, they call that bitch Iditarod.
In this ruckus: Bet this villain wins;
You’re a chump… I’m more cultured than the petri dish they discovered penicillin in.
When my mind is tracking. The best of the best get a nice shellacking..
.. and I don’t need an AirTag or GPS to find you lacking.
This is part seminar and part massacre…
My work is sweeping in nature. You couldn’t outsmart a park janitor.
Your art’s amateur. Just pitiful bars…
You can’t get a seat at the table. My verses get multiple Michelin stars.
I’m a legend, I have to be savage…
I bought a house in the Hamptons; you can’t own up to the fact that you’re average.
Stretched wordplay; Gunbars. Your whole act is corny..
The writings on the wall… and Banksy was nice enough to graf it for me.

Cheers.

[Blue Bayou]

Ajax

Sorry, got to about 20 but Aero closed the thread and I stopped writing lol

Seen and will post asap

[Ajax]

Don’t sweat it, man. There’s no accounting for the fact that Aero is a bitch. Take your time.

[Aero]

Don’t sweat it, man. There’s no accounting for the fact that Aero is a bitch. Take your time.

What accounts for your music being trash? Dweebs shouldn't rap.

[Pharaohs Army]

What accounts for your music being trash? Dweebs shouldn't rap.

That's basically a bar man. As you may already know...

Probably could use that sentence as is, or with 1-2 tiny cleanups.

*Edit:
Will Vote here on this soon*

[Ajax]

What accounts for your music being trash? Dweebs shouldn't rap.

Damn Aero chill my bad lol. Upping for Blue, let's go.

[Saint]

I sing an dance

[Blue Bayou]

Jeremy, Attorney at Law

got an Undergrad. a Masters. it’s real amazing
but of all the Degrees you love so much...98 is still your favorite
ain’t getting props from me if that’s what you were thinking dude
yaa you Passed the Bar...knowing not a single girl there would have a drink with you
talk about no game. every girl’s laughing at your shit
mid sentence you get more Cut-Offs than Tobias Funke packing for a trip
meanwhile i’m in the club w/ dimes giving Betty the best sex…
if Ajax is at the bar with a couple of 10’s he’s getting ready to bench press
dunno why you’re boasting about music when all of it’s weak
it’s okay to toot your own horn...just don’t post it online & call it a beat
drinking Stags Leap. i love when it opens up
closest u've been to a Full-bodied Cab' is splitting a taxi cuz you're broke as fuck
i love Shaq. a true alpha. global great star
you Love Shack...grinding up & down the dancefloor of your local gay bar
the amount of dick this guy taste’s is a laugh
Wedding Crashers...Jeremy’s always getting hit in the face by a Sack
don’t care that you’re married. you & all ya boys are fags
dudes sitting on your face has NOTHING to do with the bench lawyer ads
i don’t buy the law stuff. you work for DoorDash droppin seafood
only time you ever ‘motioned for a stay’ was begging your wife not leave you
thinking she doesn’t swallow cum is a fallacy to me..
her head scarfs down so much she gets visits from morality police
dick deep in her throat saying “you’ve gotta cup the balls”
with blue she can't Speakeasy...with you she needs a lot of alcohol
but her bush is disgusting. on PornHub that muff would score ZERO
pussy so Harriet lead slaves through the Underground & was dubbed a war hero
seriously, what’s the discharge in her venereal parts?
there’s more Question Marks to that Colorful Box than Mario Kart
if i blow coverage, my receiver got behind me with a strut & a spin
if your wife blows coverage, i put a condom on so she’s not touching my skin
scanning your items at Walmart cuz your pockets just empty w/ fluff…
Self-Checkout to me is stopping at every single mirror cuz i’m sexy as fuck
i can pull the 9 or the four-five and have you put in a basement
your Tech Options expired in 22’ & your brokers looking for payment
think you Chuck Rhodes? fuck no. this wasn’t well played friend
you’re the only lawyer i know that prays for a hung jury...of twelve gay men

[Ajax]

Now Aero’s editing my replies to make himself look better. Amazing.

How many different ways do I need to tell you to eat a dick and leave me the fuck alone, you troll clown?
Aero

[Pharaohs Army]

...I have not always been a traditional battle guy...but have been around long enough and have seen enough to have a say... these are just personal opinion grades out of 5
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Ajax
Sorry, Blue. I had to let Aero finish sucking my dick.


I thought you were dope…

Now, you’re shook and embarrassed…
Your reduction in class was worse than sauce day on Cooking with Paris.
3.5
I’m gonna pummel this punk hard…
You’re a shell of what you were. Answer should shoot you with one of his gunbars.
3.5
Like you got serious weapons…
I could roll up on you at an ATM unarmed and take a bigger withdrawal than delerium tremens.
4 especially if Blue is known to throw back a few....<edit: on 2nd check this is a 4.5 and your LOTB....I like it; robbery and alcoholic joke wordplay....just below Blue's best 5.o.t.b, later
Just one blow; colossal trauma.
They call my pen ultimate. You finish last. We’re separated by an Oxford comma.
3...3.5 if Blue has something do with Oxford
Stop the drama. When I get hot, I’m scorching the sun.
I hit overdrive in the lab and win a Nobel prize. You’re stuck at Formula One.
good rhyme/phonetics/double-meaning but arguably slightly corny so...3
When I hold court, it’s supreme. Your appeals have to be vetoed;
You take more liberties with your opinions than Samuel Alito.
not bad 3.5
You talk nonsense. It’s gaudy and ridiculous..
You’re a man of many words; unfortunately, all of them are gibberish.
not bad but seemed easy&generic...3
Getting pimped this hard, this fake legend has to drop in fear…
This verse turned out Blue faster than Democratic volunteers.
I LIKE it and Truth be told AJax it gave me inspiration for a bar I used recently,..it is a fairly simple nameplay though so 4
Your bitch is a disaster as a mate…
That Serkis performer’s a revolting beast. She belongs in the Planet of the Apes.
ha 3.5
With that ugly face and crippled bod..
She comes from a husky race. On the street, they call that bitch Iditarod.
good ha again 3.5
In this ruckus: Bet this villain wins;
You’re a chump… I’m more cultured than the petri dish they discovered penicillin in.
kinda like the phonetics... another science/lab bar and a little hedge on the opener (not a huge deal)...multi...4
When my mind is tracking. The best of the best get a nice shellacking..
.. and I don’t need an AirTag or GPS to find you lacking.
4 good
This is part seminar and part massacre…
My work is sweeping in nature. You couldn’t outsmart a park janitor.
eh 3
Your art’s amateur. Just pitiful bars…
You can’t get a seat at the table. My verses get multiple Michelin stars.
I'm a fan of even basic better-writer brags so 4
I’m a legend, I have to be savage…
I bought a house in the Hamptons; you can’t own up to the fact that you’re average.
rhyme continues but 3
Stretched wordplay; Gunbars. Your whole act is corny..
The writings on the wall… and Banksy was nice enough to graf it for me.
Blue must be aware of the man I just googled...another writing diss and an art flip...4
I like the closer Ajax.
Cheers.

Cheers

Considering I heard you were mostly a beat-maker and not a battler this is good...then again, as I hedged b4 ... I'm not a long-time battler just trying to breath life and good to see new...

That being said:
I think

57.5 total out of my count of 32 lines... or 16 punches,, or "couplets" as we topical fags say it...
1.797 per line
or
3.59 per punch

I may be too easy of a grader... Just my humble opinions so far
Thanks for contributing and GL going forward.
I've liked the majority of the beats I've clicked from you.

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Blue Bayou
Jeremy, Attorney at Law

got an Undergrad. a Masters. it’s real amazing
but of all the Degrees you love so much...98 is still your favorite
corny opener kinda 2.5
ain’t getting props from me if that’s what you were thinking dude
yaa you Passed the Bar...knowing not a single girl there would have a drink with you
so much stronger i woulda liked to see you open with that, esp since top said lawyer 4.5
talk about no game. every girl’s laughing at your shit
mid sentence you get more Cut-Offs than Tobias Funke packing for a trip
3
meanwhile i’m in the club w/ dimes giving Betty the best sex…
if Ajax is at the bar with a couple of 10’s he’s getting ready to bench press
4...4.5 if Betty is his girl's name, good
dunno why you’re boasting about music when all of it’s weak
it’s okay to toot your own horn...just don’t post it online & call it a beat
artist disses I said I like them usually 4
drinking Stags Leap. i love when it opens up
closest u've been to a Full-bodied Cab' is splitting a taxi cuz you're broke as fuck
3.5
i love Shaq. a true alpha. global great star
you Love Shack...grinding up & down the dancefloor of your local gay bar
4 I am a sports guy... homophone nameplay and quick sexuality diss...but like I said I'm a "biased" 4...
the amount of dick this guy taste’s is a laugh
Wedding Crashers...Jeremy’s always getting hit in the face by a Sack
old movie we've all seen but I am also a victim of such references....more gay stuff...2.5
don’t care that you’re married. you & all ya boys are fags
dudes sitting on your face has NOTHING to do with the bench lawyer ads
i don’t buy the law stuff. you work for DoorDash droppin seafood
only time you ever ‘motioned for a stay’ was begging your wife not leave you
I'm gonna count these 4 lines as double for simplicity(or complexity? since it's more gay stuff and I like the lawyer stuff and girl leaving...sooo
3
followed by
5 Thought LOTB there 'specially if Ajax is lawyer
so (8 total over those 2 punches for grade purposes)
thinking she doesn’t swallow cum is a fallacy to me..
her head scarfs down so much she gets visits from morality police
good religion/ oral sex wordplay and nice rhyme ...heh borderline cheesy but still 4
dick deep in her throat saying “you’ve gotta cup the balls”
with blue she can't Speakeasy...with you she needs a lot of alcohol
lewd description and more wordplay on a sex-ablity comparison flip 3.5
but her bush is disgusting. on PornHub that muff would score ZERO
pussy so Harriet lead slaves through the Underground & was dubbed a war hero
Pretty damn good Lol, though moresex 4.5--- I'M COMING AROUND TO WORDPLAY IF ITS DECENT
seriously, what’s the discharge in her venereal parts?
there’s more Question Marks to that Colorful Box than Mario Kart
mehh good metaphor/simile what ever it is....but for older guys like us, yes...and borderline cheesy so 3
if i blow coverage, my receiver got behind me with a strut & a spin
if your wife blows coverage, i put a condom on so she’s not touching my skin
simple rhyme, I am biased towards sports so like the wordplay...3
scanning your items at Walmart cuz your pockets just empty w/ fluff…
Self-Checkout to me is stopping at every single mirror cuz i’m sexy as fuck
self brag swag and opponent broke joke 3
i can pull the 9 or the four-five and have you put in a basement
your Tech Options expired in 22’ & your brokers looking for payment
I just abused stock market rhymez recently and also the 4-5 gunbar...9 is thrown in as well and this one is more detailed...so I lean 4
think you Chuck Rhodes? fuck no. this wasn’t well played friend
you’re the only lawyer i know that prays for a hung jury...of twelve gay men
homo diss and more lawyer play not a bad closer 3.5

65 total out of 36 lines, or 18 punches/couplets
or 1.806 per line
or 3.61 per punch


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Ajax - 3.59375
Vs.
Blue - 3.61 - WINNER in a close one.....Yiiiikes... Squeaker on 2nd mathcheck even closer...less than two hundredths of a point per punch. But over 16-18 or so punches can add up. Naiil-biter, especally for a "noob" producer to take Blue so close on his home turf...
Experience plays out here however for the close Dub on Blue's belt...some could argue I eased Ajax in with some lenient grading, but I liked his effort here.
If I had to guess I'd say these gentleman are on friendly terms but nonetheless bring the personal heatttt for the sake of text and hip hop...
So congrats to both competitors...

Answer I triple checked the math in the morning before work. It got even closer. Hope I finally did calculations proper.**
Thanks

[Aero]

Ajax:

Now, you’re shook and embarrassed…
Your reduction in class was worse than sauce day on Cooking with Paris.
Don't know how many people watch this show but I don't. I get the idea though and I like the concept.
I’m gonna pummel this punk hard…
You’re a shell of what you were. Answer should shoot you with one of his gunbars.
No...
Like you got serious weapons…
I could roll up on you at an ATM unarmed and take a bigger withdrawal than delerium tremens.
Okay, you're overloading the references.. Decentish
Just one blow; colossal trauma.
They call my pen ultimate. You finish last. We’re separated by an Oxford comma.
Penultimate, I like the wp the execution was cute
Stop the drama. When I get hot, I’m scorching the sun.
I hit overdrive in the lab and win a Nobel prize. You’re stuck at Formula One.
Scorching the sun? LOL... the bar as a whole is not good but valiant attempt
When I hold court, it’s supreme. Your appeals have to be vetoed;
You take more liberties with your opinions than Samuel Alito.
The references are getting tired at this point and it's lazy
You talk nonsense. It’s gaudy and ridiculous..
You’re a man of many words; unfortunately, all of them are gibberish.
No
Getting pimped this hard, this fake legend has to drop in fear…
This verse turned out Blue faster than Democratic volunteers.
Alright
Your bitch is a disaster as a mate…
That Serkis performer’s a revolting beast. She belongs in the Planet of the Apes.
Okay, Serkis performed in POTA but is there wordplay here? Ser keys? What's going on here
With that ugly face and crippled bod..
She comes from a husky race. On the street, they call that bitch Iditarod.
Boring
In this ruckus: Bet this villain wins;
You’re a chump… I’m more cultured than the petri dish they discovered penicillin in.
Another reference bar but this is pretty good
When my mind is tracking. The best of the best get a nice shellacking..
.. and I don’t need an AirTag or GPS to find you lacking.
Zzzz
This is part seminar and part massacre…
My work is sweeping in nature. You couldn’t outsmart a park janitor.
Janitors can be smart, see Goodwill Hunting
Your art’s amateur. Just pitiful bars…
You can’t get a seat at the table. My verses get multiple Michelin stars.
I love eating at a Michelin starred restaurant
I’m a legend, I have to be savage…
I bought a house in the Hamptons; you can’t own up to the fact that you’re average.
Horrible, just awful
Stretched wordplay; Gunbars. Your whole act is corny..
The writings on the wall… and Banksy was nice enough to graf it for me.
Okay


Lot of reference bars, nothing really stood out here even for a aflex


Blue:

got an Undergrad. a Masters. it’s real amazing
but of all the Degrees you love so much...98 is still your favorite
Kinda funny but seems disingenuous since you literally wish you were Nick Lachey
ain’t getting props from me if that’s what you were thinking dude
yaa you Passed the Bar...knowing not a single girl there would have a drink with you
cute but predictable
talk about no game. every girl’s laughing at your shit
mid sentence you get more Cut-Offs than Tobias Funke packing for a trip
lol okay
meanwhile i’m in the club w/ dimes giving Betty the best sex…
if Ajax is at the bar with a couple of 10’s he’s getting ready to bench press
okay, bit generic
dunno why you’re boasting about music when all of it’s weak
it’s okay to toot your own horn...just don’t post it online & call it a beat
LOL... Fire & truth
drinking Stags Leap. i love when it opens up
closest u've been to a Full-bodied Cab' is splitting a taxi cuz you're broke as fuck
Don't get it and dont care
i love Shaq. a true alpha. global great star
you Love Shack...grinding up & down the dancefloor of your local gay bar
LOL.. shoutout to Shaq
the amount of dick this guy taste’s is a laugh
Wedding Crashers...Jeremy’s always getting hit in the face by a Sack
Cool but could've been way better with this material
don’t care that you’re married. you & all ya boys are fags
dudes sitting on your face has NOTHING to do with the bench lawyer ads
LOL
i don’t buy the law stuff. you work for DoorDash droppin seafood
only time you ever ‘motioned for a stay’ was begging your wife not leave you
HAHA
thinking she doesn’t swallow cum is a fallacy to me..
her head scarfs down so much she gets visits from morality police
Cool, but it was better when I did it
dick deep in her throat saying “you’ve gotta cup the balls”
with blue she can't Speakeasy...with you she needs a lot of alcohol
Like this concept here
but her bush is disgusting. on PornHub that muff would score ZERO
pussy so Harriet lead slaves through the Underground & was dubbed a war hero
2006 wants the Harriet wo back but how do you know pornhub scores people, is that a thing/
seriously, what’s the discharge in her venereal parts?
there’s more Question Marks to that Colorful Box than Mario Kart
LOL good
if i blow coverage, my receiver got behind me with a strut & a spin
if your wife blows coverage, i put a condom on so she’s not touching my skin
good but hard to imagine you as a QB so it lowered the effect for me
scanning your items at Walmart cuz your pockets just empty w/ fluff…
Self-Checkout to me is stopping at every single mirror cuz i’m sexy as fuck
lol dumb
i can pull the 9 or the four-five and have you put in a basement
your Tech Options expired in 22’ & your brokers looking for payment
HAHA
think you Chuck Rhodes? fuck no. this wasn’t well played friend
you’re the only lawyer i know that prays for a hung jury...of twelve gay men
Silly

Cool verse, didn't really try to break from formula but the toot on horn was fire


Good clean battle. Solid verses from both. Enjoyed Blue's verse more and there was less low spots.

MVGT Blue.

[Pharaohs Army]

And up.

[Pharaohs Army]

"And again."