Week 1: Diablo vs. Pharaohs Army - DIABLO WINS

[Zuo]

Rules

You know the drill.

Due Dates:
Verses this week are due Friday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line Limit:
Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ


Diablo Pharaohs Army

[Pharaohs Army]

check Larzy.
full 16 right?
1/12th of a uni or hal0 topical
we have a lot of shit talk on each other around these boards....um...yeah I'll/we'll make the attempt - at bringing fresh. GL

*edit*
Alright "Diablo", lol.
I've procrastinated on my annual taxes. USA here - they are due in ONE HOUR. I GOTTA FILE ONLINE BY MIDNIGHT SO HERE'S THE 16 OK:

[Pharaohs Army]

I love you intensely. It was like we were dancing.
Dress me up as MMLP with a wire-mesh-mask & go fencing.
Yeah, little spar. Tired of writing. Tired of fighting.
Don’t mean I’m gay \ I’m just starting out nicely.
And what if I was?...Would u put it in my butt?
We could Be Rough – I don’ need love!
Fucking,,,,GENIUS.
Our prehistoric arithmetic?,,,,multis CLEANsir!,,,we’re the greatest teammates.~
bad cop good cop “fara”|“emcee” either way you get the light & dark
like the wonka bars - you said niggers couldn’t afford…
i DO understand all the alias’ – netcees is a talentless cesspool(‘n)if we only had One We’d be Bored
my curriculum entails numerous courses, including Yours
i’d put youuuuuu {shhfpffff}. likely number four, behind zygote/wise/&zen of course!
if this “long-o” is a chore::we can always switch it up….WHEN is it ENOUGH?
jesus christ i’m your fondest dream & scariest nightmare we ‘ave somuch in common
‘cept you’re an egotistical ASShole…honestly I wonder the quality of wife&family you ‘ve “gotten”.

[Diablo]

what a fucking loser

[Diablo]

obsessive boarding turns attention whoring. bitch, you need help and fast
I’m certifiably A List. you were a D-ranged faggot even before ur mental health collapse
the NBL is back, & got you signing out quick as I can produce a key
to you a bye-week is how long ur text hiatus lasts before resuming ur losing streak
this dudes a weirdo, imma bury him quick…
must suck knowin’ you’re active on more accounts than you have registered wins
depressions a bitch. ain’t no way you could fuck with me
only reason I ain’t put a clinic on you is id never wanna help aid your recovery
lame motherfucker keeps writing walls of text but this ain’t Discussion
funny you treat this place like your personal diary, only now ur days are numbered
you a straight up pussy. i meant kill yourself when I said hang it up
if feeling blue means depressed then the fact you idolise him is sad as fuck
this faggots nutzo, and racist. it’s worse then you think
he hid his dark passenger cuz he could never be seen giving a black person a lift
i heard you an Inf share a therapist, bitch..
you’re more of a Debbie downer than Orc’s mom on all fours when I unzip

[Zuo]

Gay loser shit


Vs


obsessive boarding turns attention whoring. bitch, you need help and fast
I’m certifiably A List. you were a D-ranged faggot even before ur mental health collapse
nice opener
the NBL is back, & got you signing out quick as I can produce a key
to you a bye-week is how long ur text hiatus lasts before resuming ur losing streak
not feeling this
this dudes a weirdo, imma bury him quick…
must suck knowin’ you’re active on more accounts than you have registered wins
ok here personal wise
depressions a bitch. ain’t no way you could fuck with me
only reason I ain’t put a clinic on you is id never wanna help aid your recovery
dope
lame motherfucker keeps writing walls of text but this ain’t Discussion
funny you treat this place like your personal diary, only now ur days are numbered
decent
you a straight up pussy. i meant kill yourself when I said hang it up
if feeling blue means depressed then the fact you idolise him is sad as fuck
lol ok
this faggots nutzo, and racist. it’s worse then you think
he hid his dark passenger cuz he could never be seen giving a black person a lift
nah
i heard you an Inf share a therapist, bitch..
you’re more of a Debbie downer than Orc’s mom on all fours when I unzip
lol nah not feelin it


Pharoah needs to get a fuckin life. Diablo had some nice bars like the opener and put a clinic on. Don’t worry, you’ll have a better opponent next week smfh


Vote Diablo

[Ryno]

“Don’t mean I’m gay \ I’m just starting out nicely.
And what if I was?...Would u put it in my butt?”

^ I’m dead.

Diablo had a really nice verse this week. The opener and clinic lines were my favs
Whole verse was pretty consistent though.

V. Diablo

[R!canTheoryz]

depressions a bitch. ain’t no way you could fuck with me
only reason I ain’t put a clinic on you is id never wanna help aid your recovery

Very dope ^

Overall Vote - Diablo Got this pretty one sided.

[Kill Spree]

this dudes a weirdo, imma bury him quick…
must suck knowin’ you’re active on more accounts than you have registered wins
depressions a bitch. ain’t no way you could fuck with me
only reason I ain’t put a clinic on you is id never wanna help aid your recovery


Pharaoh had nothing quotable


V/Baron

[Zuo]

Diablo Wins 4-0