Round 5 - Bags vs. Veritas - {Bags wins}

[Meth]

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The Self Battle

This round is a Self Battle. You will write a regular battle verse, but against yourself.



you know the rules to battling/topicals/snf we shouldnt have to explain them to you



lines min-10
line max-16

VERSES ARE DUE Tuesday THE 10TH

goodluck to both participants


Ole Dirty Bagstard VERITAS

[The Warden]

LOL. This should be dope....i was hoping to see v in a different arena but this should still be entertaining

[veritas]

VERITAS

you bald bitch! my nuts itch, now come scratch em
this dudes a fag, how I know? cuz lil tonio hatching
Bags told a better story, now you cry about it to this day
cmon James, you belong with the lames how you lie when you pray
claim Christian, claim forgiven? but you a hypocrite, a soul-less drifter
thats why you copped ant's name and clowned on Strik's dead sister
you wack bitch, you tact-less fool, VERITAS the best troll? bitch grow up
that bald head reflects the sun and blinds a bitch when she gets close up
James your wife hates you, your little dick never satisfied the slut
what do you care? you tapped out once her titties were eclipsed by her gut
degrees? who cares! it just means you got a title that never owns
cuz shit Anthony gon be the one who makes you pay all your student loans
you drink too much James, are you stressed at work? can you handle the job?
thats why you cry to them hookers who you pay to lay and handle ya knob.
all in all, you are pathetic, a 31 year old loser, who let the net take its toll
Ladies and gentleman, VERITAS, the net's greatest troll, a true asshole.

[Ghost1]

Bags washed up as fuck....u BEEN a damn shame.
only get votes cuz u got posts EVERYWHERE, no election campaign.
Choppas blaze, ratchets'll blast....hammers gon clap!
ILL PUT BAGS IN A BOX! An i aint talm bout that faggits bagatron mask.
U on here w hella posts. Y u Actin like u helpless bro?
How u gon admin the site when u cant even administer sum self control.
Is it jim blaze, the warden or bags, shit dog im lost....
If theres a namix up....its cuz u went down on him just to get in the hof.
Niks the brains of the tag. If i were him...no lie dude....
Id hang bags out a window till i got payed...an i aint workin the drive thru
U ducked last rd & wouldve got d/r probably so stop it
We waited for cash n bags to pic up....just to watch a robbery in progress
An when u spittin them frees!? Ur voice is pitifully weak
Talk about high pitch...you could load the bases in the 9th inning w/ ease
Man u are the worst. Nearly every1 is better then u kid.
An yea ur a faggit ....but U FUCKING SMASHED V IN LEGENDARY SCRIPTS

[Allen Knight]

you wack bitch, you tact-less fool, VERITAS the best troll? bitch grow up
that bald head reflects the sun and blinds a bitch when she gets close up
^^^lmaoo
James your wifehatesyou, your little dick never satisfied the slut
what do you care? you tapped out once her titties were eclipsed by her gut

Vs

U on here w hella posts. Y u Actin like u helpless bro?
How u gon admin the site when u cant even administer sum self control
Niks the brains of the tag. If i were him...no lie dude....
Id hang bags out a window till i got payed...an i aint workin the drive thru
^^^
Dope
An when u spittin them frees!? Ur voice is pitifully weak
Talk about high pitch...you could load the bases in the 9th inning w/ ease


V/bags, this was a funny battle. V had some good shit but he had some misses
i thought bags was more consistent
An that hang bags out the window was dope tbh, good battle props yahll

[namix]

This was a good read. I havent voted on a battle outside of a league or tourney in years --- but i like what you both did here enough to respect it with a reply.

strong introspect from both parties, and solid enough delivery across the board.... i love self-disses, i remember the first time i did one of these and it was in a cash tourney out of no-where, they just fuckin changed the game in like round 4 lol - real different dynamic, so again, appreciate what you both did here.

Veritas had the hilariously truthful style -- like that friend who goes off on himself in some self-deprecating run down of short comings after one too many tall ones. My favorite line of his was:

James your wifehatesyou, your little dick never satisfied the slut
what do you care? you tapped out once her titties were eclipsed by her gut
^^ haha


then bags was able to clown on himself and translate it very well to an actual battle. my favorite line in this thread had to be:

Niks the brains of the tag. If i were him...no lie dude....
Id hang bags out a window till i got payed...an i aint workin the drive thru
^buhahaha... just the metaphysical conundrum alone, can't help but laugh at this one.

Veritas did a good job hating on himself - but bags did a better job literally battling himself in my opinion though...

vote - bags

veritas' truth & bag's deliver ---- the combined version of ya'll couldnt make it through the process of loading a clip before biting the bullet lol

well done, good read fellas.

[Cashius]

Bags was more my style. Just more witty and creative than V. V was decent I liked the bald line but there just wasn't anything hard hitting enough to make me think otherwise. I liked how Bags closed his verse too. High pitch was lotb for me. Good job to both.

Bags.