Happy Birthday Witty

[sral]

My old Irish friend

[Regulator]

happy birthday you sack of shit!

[Etherwave]

Happy Birthday!

[Objective]

Have a good one! Hope you got fucked up and celebrated your presence on earth for this long and made the fox proud

[John Dillinger]

Happy day of birth faggot

[Bodey]

Happy birthday, it only gets worse so enjoy ;)

[Witty]

Sorry I'm late, thank you brother.

Hope it's my last.

[Witty]

Have a good one! Hope you got fucked up and celebrated your presence on earth for this long and made the fox proud

The Fox does not concern himself with matters as trivial as birthdays.

I have no idea of his feelings toward me, nor would I ever ask.

He is not a tame Fox.

[PancakeBrah]

The God.

Here's to annexing England.

[Witty]

Many people dream of a United Ireland but they don't understand that England have ended up in an amazingly terrible situation.

They hand us money and we give them absolutely fuck all back. Nothing. They do not benefit at all from us being a member of the United Kingdom but they can never admit that.

It's beautiful.

[sral]

HEY I CAN STILL READ

[Witty]

Sorry.

In the words of Tommy Tiernan

"I don't hate the English, I just like to see them lose in things like football...and war."

[Objective]

"I just like to see them lose in things like football"

How is this not hatred?

[John Dillinger]

On the contrary how is it hatred?

[Blue Bayou]

Can't believe Witty's still alive

[Dope girl]

Happy late birthday

[Witty]

How is this not hatred?

I did a little thing called a joke.

See, I initially implied I had no hard feelings and then I contradicted that implication by wishing death upon them.

It's funny because I said I don't hate them but clearly I really do.

It's a Tommy Tiernan joke. I didn't write it. If you don't like it go fucking cry to him.

[John Dillinger]

Because of the implication…

[Witty]

Fuck an implication, I'm incomplacent
Got a pistol aimed that'll split the brain of a shingles patient
You should stick to feigning, cuz if I pop you will cower
You'll get caught in a shower but it isn't rainin'

[Witty]

Can't believe Witty's still alive

Yeah, sorry about that.

I'm working on it.

[John Dillinger]

Fuck an implication, I'm incomplacent
Got a pistol aimed that'll split the brain of a shingles patient
You should stick to feigning, cuz if I pop you will cower
You'll get caught in a shower but it isn't rainin'

Bro was spittin

[Inno]

Witty I know I'm fucking way late but hope u had a good old buddy.

[Bodey]

i suck at birthdays and i always will but at least i know you're not gay enough to take it personally. happy bday homie

[Witty]

Witty I know I'm fucking way late but hope u had a good old buddy.

I love you ❤️