ANIMAL TOURNEY

[...the Nagger]

PICK EM




PYTHON

http://isafari.nathab.com/assets/wildlife/animals/Reptiles-african_rock_python-f77ebe22f4472b0214151f0ebf146489.jpg

VS.

KOMODO DRAGON

http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/037/095/i02/komodo-dragon.jpg?1361808626





WILD BOAR

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/11975612/2/stock-photo-11975612-wild-boar-in-nature-africa.jpg

VS.

COUGAR

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRy12XAa4nwE3z5rzSV5JcdbzmVOzedM aMAcIdxAGZxMK8KwRX8




HYENA

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/exposure/content/photo/photo/527853_all-they-can-eat_7hqdjmj4am3d2cszxsyeykq4xpncurxrbvj6lwuht2ya6m zmafma_610x457.jpg

VS.

BONOBO

http://www.bonobo.org.au/images/slideshow/image11.jpg





KANGAROO

http://candobetter.net/files/Red_kangaroo.jpg

VS.

MASTIFF

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpe0baxyNG1qz9xw2.jpg

[God Of War]

kangaroo is faggy eddie wtf

wheres the croc

but id go


PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
PYTHON VS. BONOBO
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF


why a python get 2 matches rofl

[...the Nagger]

kangaroo is faggy eddie wtf

wheres the croc

but id go


PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
PYTHON VS. BONOBO
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF


why a python get 2 matches rofl

I switched the second to hyena

and croc weigh like 2 tons would that be fair?

I couldn't think of anything around the same size to put in place of kangaroo

[God Of War]

i think i might have to change fromt he bonobo to the hyena cuz them things is viscious


yeah

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF



THATS MY NEW PICKS

[...the Nagger]

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

only one I would think about switchin is python

the python could win, but would prolly still die

[God Of War]

i dont kow a komodo is crazyyy

u thin a dog could kill a kangaroo tho have u seen them things fight

[God Of War]

nevermind i just watched a video of a kangaroo get slapped n run froma dingo faggot ass kangaroos rofl

[...the Nagger]

kangaroos are like deer in my mind lol

that's how I picture them

[...the Nagger]

i dont kow a komodo is crazyyy

u thin a dog could kill a kangaroo tho have u seen them things fight

pythons once they are full grown, have no natural predators

they can eat anything

[Plot]

wheres the honey badger?

[Diode]

im sorry eddie you are banned from any kind of tournament on the internet for the rest of your life

[Jim Blaze]

Lmao

[Diode]

i dont kow a komodo is crazyyy

u thin a dog could kill a kangaroo tho have u seen them things fight

dont argue with him or he'll delete the thread

[StarFaggot]

Good thread but where is silverback gorilla, lion, Siberian tiger and grizzly bear?

[God Of War]

Good thread but where is silverback gorilla, lion, Siberian tiger and grizzly bear?

what can kill a grizzly

[Diode]

what can kill a grizzly

uh-oh da god. apex predator.

[Jim Blaze]

Anthony hopkins killed a grizzly bear with a stick

[Rawn M.D.]

ROUND 1 PICK EM

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

next time b more specific on the animals like ball python (pussy sht) vs african rock python (hardcore) same thing w mastiffs...i chose cain corso as my mastiff....but yea specify

and no double animals LOL

and 'the edge' was dope af tbh, anthony hopkins G

[Hush]

V rAwn by rawndencation

[God Of War]

eddie look at this crazy fucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJiZ2HgV5E0

[Rawn M.D.]

hush i am the apex of apex predators

aero even can't touch

i am the polar bear of the arctic imprisoned by choice in the black dolphin of russia for threatening to kill of the snow tiger just by being in the same territory

not fair

[...the Nagger]

eddie look at this crazy fucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJiZ2HgV5E0

lol wtf

[...the Nagger]

Diode you mad?

[Witty]

Fucks a bonobo?

[God Of War]

lol wtf

yo i went to dudes website he does that shit with lions and hippos ns hit rofl that dude is fucking crazy

[Jim Blaze]

The first wall of text looks scary as fuck. V wall of virus.

[...the Nagger]

Fucks a bonobo?

updated with pics

[Sharp]

v/dia

[Mike Wrecka]

yo that guy aint got nothin on turtleman

[Rawn M.D.]

Live action lol

[God Of War]

yo that guy aint got nothin on turtleman

LINKS

[uh-oh]

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO (battle of the week)
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

komodo dragon vs. python is tough but i got the komodo dragon. the pyton could definately squeeze the guts out of it, but i see it like YO

THEY SQUARE OFF. THE KOMODO IS LIKE WTF THIS BIG ASS SNAKE IS FOLLOWING ME. SO IT TURNS AROUND LIKE WATUP B DON'T YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING DRAGON. SNAKE IS LIKE HMHMHM IM EVIL. DRAGON RUSHES. SNAKE STRIKES. SNAKE HAS STRUCK OUT AND BIT AND LATCHED ON TO ITS SHOULDER. THE KOMODO STARTS GNAWING ON HIM. THE PYTHON BEGINS TO TRY TO WRAP. THE KOMODO IS FLIPPIN THO. BEING A G SHAKING OFF DEATHS EMBRACE. EVERY SECOND DEADLY BACTERIA IS ENTERING THE PYTHON, AND AS IT STRUGGLES ITS BLOOD PUMPS THE BACTERIA THROUGH ITS SYSTEM. THE DRAGON LOSES GRIP AND THE PYTHON STARTS WRAPPING, THE KOMODO BITES AGAIN. THE PYTHON IS FUCKING DRUNK FROM POISON. HE STARTS SQUEEZING HARD. EVERY BREATH THE KOMODO EXHALES THE PYTHON GETS ANOTHER COIL ON HIM AND SQUEEZES MORE. THE PYTHON IS FALTERING WITH THE DRAGON. THE PYTHON IS TOO FUCKED UP TO FINISH HIS DEATH GRIP. HE BEGINS TO DIE AND THE KOMODO CONTINUES BITING AND GNAWING IT TO DEATH. CLASH OF TITANS.

that might actually be the battle of the week. and i dunno the python might get him. they kill gators, but gators are dumb as shit, slow and don't got the agility

wild boar vs. cougar

BOAR DOING BOAR SHIT. WATSUP OH SHIT HERE'S SOME SHRUBBERY SNORT SNORT. COUGAR UP THE HILL. STALKING. BOAR NOTICES SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT. WHERE DID THE BIRDS GO? THE BOAR GETS PISSED AND STARTS THUGGIN. HUFFIN AND SNORTING. CHARGING AT NOTHING. THE COUGARS CHILLING LIKE LOOK AT THIS DUMB MEAT HEAD. THE BOAR KEEPS UP HIS CHARGES AT NOTHING UNTIL HE REALIZES HE'S JUST STONED FROM THE MUSHROOMS HE FORAGED AND DECIDES TO RELAX. (INSERT COUGAR SCREAM "RAROWROWWWWWWW") BOARS DEAD. NEVER SEEN HIM COMING.

HYENA VS. BONOBO.

THE CHIMP IS THUGGIN. HE JUST NUTTED IN SOME SLUT CHIMP WHO'S BEEN GOING FROM TROOP TO TROOP AROUND THE JUNGLE. SHE SAID HIS BALLS WERE DOPE AND HE'S PROUD. A HYENA EMERGES. QUEUE THE SWIRLING BATTLE SCREEN AND ANTHEM. THE CHIMP GOES APESHIT. HE CHARGES. THE HYENAS LIKE WTF THIS NIGGA CRAY. SORTA DOES THAT DUMB DOG BACKSTEP. CHIMP IS UPON HIM. HE THUNDERS DOWN A SLAP AND GRABS HOLD OF THE HYENA AND STARTS BITING HIS SIDE/SPINE. HYENAS LIKE YELP WTF HE'S GOT THUMBS. THEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S A HYENA AND HE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL BITE FORCE OF ANYTHING. HE SPINS AND BITES THE CHIMP AND BREAKS HIS ARM. THE CHIMP LETS OUT THAT OH SHIT I GOT TRANQUILISERED SQUEEL. THE HYENA PRESSES THE ATTACK. HE GETS DONKED ON THE HEAD WITH AN APE HAND. THE APE GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A TREE. THE HYENA TRIES TO ESCAPE. THE CHIMP GIVES CHASE. AS HE IS CATCHING UP THE HYENA TURNS AND BITES HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME IN THE SHOULDER/ARMPIT. ARTERIES ARE HIT. ARM IS MANGLED BEYOND USE NOW. CHIMP TRIES TO FLEE AND IS MURDERED IN A ***OPHANY OF YEEEOOOORP SOUNDS.

KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

BIG DUMB ASS DOG RUNS UP ON KANGAROO. KANGAROO DISEMBOWELS IT. THE END.

[uh-oh]

what can kill a grizzly

A POLAR BEAR

another grizzly

a man

a tiger (maybe)

thats about it. other than big HO SHIT. like hippo's or elephants. maybe a rhino.

[uh-oh]

LINKS

the turtleman is a G

call of the wildman.

dude caught an emu yo. most of the time he's just catching oppossums, raccoons, snakes, beavers, shit like that. barehanded tho (he's got gloves, but no tranquilizers no nothing. just grabs them shits.) but word any CRITTER you can think of. seen him catch foxes, skunks, everything basically.

[God Of War]

the turtleman is a G

call of the wildman.

dude caught an emu yo. most of the time he's just catching oppossums, raccoons, snakes, beavers, shit like that. barehanded tho (he's got gloves, but no tranquilizers no nothing. just grabs them shits.) but word any CRITTER you can think of. seen him catch foxes, skunks, everything basically.

is he on youtube/???? or netflix or something??? i love shit like that dawg

[Mike Wrecka]

its a show on discovery channel

http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/videos/top-10-wildest-turtleman-videos.htm

[...the Nagger]

PYTHON VS. KOMODO DRAGON
WILD BOAR VS. COUGAR
HYENA VS. BONOBO (battle of the week)
KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

komodo dragon vs. python is tough but i got the komodo dragon. the pyton could definately squeeze the guts out of it, but i see it like YO

THEY SQUARE OFF. THE KOMODO IS LIKE WTF THIS BIG ASS SNAKE IS FOLLOWING ME. SO IT TURNS AROUND LIKE WATUP B DON'T YOU KNOW IM A FUCKING DRAGON. SNAKE IS LIKE HMHMHM IM EVIL. DRAGON RUSHES. SNAKE STRIKES. SNAKE HAS STRUCK OUT AND BIT AND LATCHED ON TO ITS SHOULDER. THE KOMODO STARTS GNAWING ON HIM. THE PYTHON BEGINS TO TRY TO WRAP. THE KOMODO IS FLIPPIN THO. BEING A G SHAKING OFF DEATHS EMBRACE. EVERY SECOND DEADLY BACTERIA IS ENTERING THE PYTHON, AND AS IT STRUGGLES ITS BLOOD PUMPS THE BACTERIA THROUGH ITS SYSTEM. THE DRAGON LOSES GRIP AND THE PYTHON STARTS WRAPPING, THE KOMODO BITES AGAIN. THE PYTHON IS FUCKING DRUNK FROM POISON. HE STARTS SQUEEZING HARD. EVERY BREATH THE KOMODO EXHALES THE PYTHON GETS ANOTHER COIL ON HIM AND SQUEEZES MORE. THE PYTHON IS FALTERING WITH THE DRAGON. THE PYTHON IS TOO FUCKED UP TO FINISH HIS DEATH GRIP. HE BEGINS TO DIE AND THE KOMODO CONTINUES BITING AND GNAWING IT TO DEATH. CLASH OF TITANS.

that might actually be the battle of the week. and i dunno the python might get him. they kill gators, but gators are dumb as shit, slow and don't got the agility

wild boar vs. cougar

BOAR DOING BOAR SHIT. WATSUP OH SHIT HERE'S SOME SHRUBBERY SNORT SNORT. COUGAR UP THE HILL. STALKING. BOAR NOTICES SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT. WHERE DID THE BIRDS GO? THE BOAR GETS PISSED AND STARTS THUGGIN. HUFFIN AND SNORTING. CHARGING AT NOTHING. THE COUGARS CHILLING LIKE LOOK AT THIS DUMB MEAT HEAD. THE BOAR KEEPS UP HIS CHARGES AT NOTHING UNTIL HE REALIZES HE'S JUST STONED FROM THE MUSHROOMS HE FORAGED AND DECIDES TO RELAX. (INSERT COUGAR SCREAM "RAROWROWWWWWWW") BOARS DEAD. NEVER SEEN HIM COMING.

HYENA VS. BONOBO.

THE CHIMP IS THUGGIN. HE JUST NUTTED IN SOME SLUT CHIMP WHO'S BEEN GOING FROM TROOP TO TROOP AROUND THE JUNGLE. SHE SAID HIS BALLS WERE DOPE AND HE'S PROUD. A HYENA EMERGES. QUEUE THE SWIRLING BATTLE SCREEN AND ANTHEM. THE CHIMP GOES APESHIT. HE CHARGES. THE HYENAS LIKE WTF THIS NIGGA CRAY. SORTA DOES THAT DUMB DOG BACKSTEP. CHIMP IS UPON HIM. HE THUNDERS DOWN A SLAP AND GRABS HOLD OF THE HYENA AND STARTS BITING HIS SIDE/SPINE. HYENAS LIKE YELP WTF HE'S GOT THUMBS. THEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S A HYENA AND HE HAS THE MOST POWERFUL BITE FORCE OF ANYTHING. HE SPINS AND BITES THE CHIMP AND BREAKS HIS ARM. THE CHIMP LETS OUT THAT OH SHIT I GOT TRANQUILISERED SQUEEL. THE HYENA PRESSES THE ATTACK. HE GETS DONKED ON THE HEAD WITH AN APE HAND. THE APE GRABS HIM BY THE LEG AND THROWS HIM INTO A TREE. THE HYENA TRIES TO ESCAPE. THE CHIMP GIVES CHASE. AS HE IS CATCHING UP THE HYENA TURNS AND BITES HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME IN THE SHOULDER/ARMPIT. ARTERIES ARE HIT. ARM IS MANGLED BEYOND USE NOW. CHIMP TRIES TO FLEE AND IS MURDERED IN A ***OPHANY OF YEEEOOOORP SOUNDS.

KANGAROO VS. MASTIFF

BIG DUMB ASS DOG RUNS UP ON KANGAROO. KANGAROO DISEMBOWELS IT. THE END.

lol how did I miss this initially