View Full Version : THE PROPER ANIMAL TOURNEY THREAD WITH GOOD ANIMALS
Masaii
09-06-2013, 09:30 PM
NO BOMBOS HERE BRO'S
POLAR BEAR
http://assets.worldwildlife.org/photos/2330/images/hero_small/polar-bear-hero.jpg?1345901694
VS
GRIZZLY BEAR
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/***he/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg
SILVERBACK GORILLA
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RRqc9RlWkYU/UMlusR2KjLI/AAAAAAAABt4/E3D7FHS_6K0/s320/Silverback+Gorilla+Dangerous+Look.jpg
VS
LION
http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2013/01/Lion-537x358.jpeg
HIPPO
http://www.honitonmuseum.org/uploads/images/HONITON%20HIPPO.jpg
VS
CROC
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/***he/american-crocodile_219_600x450.jpg
RINO
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/RINO.jpg
VS
PANTHER
http://factfile.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/panther-is-born-out-of-the-melanistic-variants.jpg
HANDICAP MATCH
TIGER
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/blue-tiger-source.jpg
VS
3 WOLVES
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/31/wbWORLDwolves_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg
BONUS
ALLOSAURUS
http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/allosaurus_papo.jpg
VS
RAWN
http://i42.tinypic.com/4sz2f6.jpg
PLACE YOUR BETS
God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:33 PM
i have a feeling rawn wins even the ones he isnt in
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 09:42 PM
this thread isnt gonna get my long breakdowns. maybe tomorrow IM TIRED YO
polar bear>grizzly
lion>silverback
hippo>croc
panther>rhino (only tough one so far. mainly because the panther would kill itself trying to kill the rhino)
tiger>3 wolves
Masaii
09-06-2013, 09:45 PM
Polar>grizzly
silverback>lion
hippo>croc
rhino>panther
tiger>3 wolves
rawn>animal kingdom
God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:46 PM
polar bear>grizzle
silver back> lion (lion would get fucked up esp if it tried to go on its hind legs)
croc>hippo
panther>rhino
wolves>tiger a tiger cant kill 3 things at one time while its being attacked by the three things
thats my take on it
Malachi
09-06-2013, 09:53 PM
Polar Bear
Lion
Hippo
Panther
3 wolves
Rawn
God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:54 PM
man the croc disappoints me i just looked it up and saw a croc catcha deer then a hippo went over there smacked the croc pushed him around and took his deer like the croc was a bitch and the croc just ran
fucking damn it
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:01 PM
yea crocs can't fuck with hippos. but in there defense nothing can really.
the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.
Malachi
09-06-2013, 10:02 PM
the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.
God Of War
09-06-2013, 10:02 PM
yea crocs can't fuck with hippos. but in there defense nothing can really.
the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.
but a lion is unstable on its hind legs unlike tigers n jaguars n shit
and im upset over the croc thing
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:08 PM
but a lion is unstable on its hind legs unlike tigers n jaguars n shit
and im upset over the croc thing
a gorilla isnt big enough. they are stupid strong. and got thumbs. which is dope. but the lion is gonna eat. its claws are gonna rip dude up. picture a housecat that hasnt been declawed. now picture it as 550 lbs. every claw moves individually like a finger. sharp hooks diggin in, the lions canines put the gorillas to shame. he would fuck the gorilla in the butt while chewing its head off.
only thing that can fuck with a lion really is a tiger or bear. tiger because its basically a bigger lion, and a bear because their hide and blubber is thick enough to have the claws literally only cause fleshwounds
the gorilla has no natural predators, and as such it has no natural defenses. they are only evolved to fight other gorillas, which is fine. bears evolved to fight other bears. but bears have claws and teeth like a lion. so there hide is able to withstand claws and teeth. a gorilla can withstand blunt force trauma and minor bites.
its like having a ufc fighter fight freddy kruger if freddy kruger was a ufc fighter
God Of War
09-06-2013, 10:14 PM
a gorilla isnt big enough. they are stupid strong. and got thumbs. which is dope. but the lion is gonna eat. its claws are gonna rip dude up. picture a housecat that hasnt been declawed. now picture it as 550 lbs. every claw moves individually like a finger. sharp hooks diggin in, the lions canines put the gorillas to shame. he would fuck the gorilla in the butt while chewing its head off.
only thing that can fuck with a lion really is a tiger or bear. tiger because its basically a bigger lion, and a bear because their hide and blubber is thick enough to have the claws literally only cause fleshwounds
the gorilla has no natural predators, and as such it has no natural defenses. they are only evolved to fight other gorillas, which is fine. bears evolved to fight other bears. but bears have claws and teeth like a lion. so there hide is able to withstand claws and teeth. a gorilla can withstand blunt force trauma and minor bites.
its like having a ufc fighter fight freddy kruger if freddy kruger was a ufc fighter
i read that jaguars even tho there smaller had a shit load more powerful bite n wider mouth then a lion dont know if its true i seen it earlier tho
Masaii
09-06-2013, 10:22 PM
Gorilla's PSI bite is more than a lion and has teeth like a lion plus the strength I dont think is matched by anything in the kingdom (correct me if im wrong pls)
PancakeBrah
09-06-2013, 10:25 PM
Polar Bear > Grizzly Bear
Gorilla > Lion
Hippo > Croc
Rhino > Panther
Tiger > Wolves
Needs to be a tv show on this.
Most interesting are gorilla vs lion and tiger vs 3 wolves.
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:58 PM
a gorilla vs a lion is not interesting. it is heavily lopsided toward the lion
the gorilla literally has no chance.
there was a tv show on this, it put a gorilla vs a leapord. the leapord killed it 98 percent of the time. the 2 percent was from the gorilla somehow getting beside the leapord and karate chopping it and breaking its spine lol
but yo seriously, a gorilla has no chance. you guys arent seeing things correct
describe to me how a gorilla even makes it a fight? from the moment of contact, no matter who initiates it, the lion is winning.
the gorilla can bite the lion whereever it wants. it can do whatever it wants. its gonna be destroyed
lions kill fucking elephants
Masaii
09-06-2013, 11:02 PM
Uh Oh you are rawning. Stahp.
Diode
09-06-2013, 11:03 PM
YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/11/892/46229_512x288_generated__BmceFIvsr0S+giA4WTTIbg.jp g
SAY HI TO YA MOTHA FOR ME
God Of War
09-06-2013, 11:04 PM
i just watched a thing that said the gorrils is faster and has a more powerful bite then the lion
soooo i stick with the gorilla
Masaii
09-06-2013, 11:21 PM
This debunks your theory Uh Oh - Top 10 most powerful animal bites.....lion is the weakest
http://listverse.com/2012/11/05/top-10-animal-bites-that-will-completely-destroy-you/
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:54 PM
what theory?
i never said a lion has a more powerful bite
i said the lion will destroy a gorilla. because it is pure fact.
the gorilla stands no chance.
i mean there is always a chance. but more than 9 out of 10 times the lions gonna just savagely slaughter it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAb9YjP3TIA
"and even an adult male gorilla was killed by a leopard 1/4 of his weight"
leopards weigh 220ish
lions weigh 450ish
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:55 PM
a lion is "the king of the jungle" and the motherfucker dont even live in the jungle.
gorillas do.
uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:58 PM
the only reason there are no lion/gorilla fights or kills on record is because they dont come in contact ever.
but the one big cat that does come in contact with them, has killed one. and it is half the size of a lion.
the lion has size and speed over on the gorilla. the gorilla has strength, but it could only use it stupidly, flailing and biting
they fight with balled fists, they're fucking retarded
if they were smart they could grab the lion by the leg and throw it over a mountain
except they cant because the lion would be showcasing its entrails and gnawing on its big dumbass head
Neighbor
09-07-2013, 12:01 AM
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