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Masaii
09-06-2013, 09:30 PM
NO BOMBOS HERE BRO'S

POLAR BEAR

http://assets.worldwildlife.org/photos/2330/images/hero_small/polar-bear-hero.jpg?1345901694

VS

GRIZZLY BEAR

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/***he/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg


SILVERBACK GORILLA

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RRqc9RlWkYU/UMlusR2KjLI/AAAAAAAABt4/E3D7FHS_6K0/s320/Silverback+Gorilla+Dangerous+Look.jpg

VS

LION

http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2013/01/Lion-537x358.jpeg


HIPPO

http://www.honitonmuseum.org/uploads/images/HONITON%20HIPPO.jpg

VS

CROC

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/002/***he/american-crocodile_219_600x450.jpg


RINO

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/RINO.jpg

VS

PANTHER

http://factfile.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/panther-is-born-out-of-the-melanistic-variants.jpg

HANDICAP MATCH

TIGER

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/blue-tiger-source.jpg

VS

3 WOLVES

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/31/wbWORLDwolves_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg


BONUS

ALLOSAURUS

http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/allosaurus_papo.jpg

VS

RAWN

http://i42.tinypic.com/4sz2f6.jpg

PLACE YOUR BETS

God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:33 PM
i have a feeling rawn wins even the ones he isnt in

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 09:42 PM
this thread isnt gonna get my long breakdowns. maybe tomorrow IM TIRED YO

polar bear>grizzly

lion>silverback

hippo>croc

panther>rhino (only tough one so far. mainly because the panther would kill itself trying to kill the rhino)

tiger>3 wolves

Masaii
09-06-2013, 09:45 PM
Polar>grizzly
silverback>lion
hippo>croc
rhino>panther
tiger>3 wolves
rawn>animal kingdom

God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:46 PM
polar bear>grizzle
silver back> lion (lion would get fucked up esp if it tried to go on its hind legs)
croc>hippo
panther>rhino
wolves>tiger a tiger cant kill 3 things at one time while its being attacked by the three things

thats my take on it

Malachi
09-06-2013, 09:53 PM
Polar Bear
Lion
Hippo
Panther
3 wolves
Rawn

God Of War
09-06-2013, 09:54 PM
man the croc disappoints me i just looked it up and saw a croc catcha deer then a hippo went over there smacked the croc pushed him around and took his deer like the croc was a bitch and the croc just ran

fucking damn it

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:01 PM
yea crocs can't fuck with hippos. but in there defense nothing can really.

the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.

Malachi
09-06-2013, 10:02 PM
the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.

God Of War
09-06-2013, 10:02 PM
yea crocs can't fuck with hippos. but in there defense nothing can really.

the silverback would get murdered by the lion tremendously. its not even a fight.

but a lion is unstable on its hind legs unlike tigers n jaguars n shit

and im upset over the croc thing

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:08 PM
but a lion is unstable on its hind legs unlike tigers n jaguars n shit

and im upset over the croc thing

a gorilla isnt big enough. they are stupid strong. and got thumbs. which is dope. but the lion is gonna eat. its claws are gonna rip dude up. picture a housecat that hasnt been declawed. now picture it as 550 lbs. every claw moves individually like a finger. sharp hooks diggin in, the lions canines put the gorillas to shame. he would fuck the gorilla in the butt while chewing its head off.

only thing that can fuck with a lion really is a tiger or bear. tiger because its basically a bigger lion, and a bear because their hide and blubber is thick enough to have the claws literally only cause fleshwounds

the gorilla has no natural predators, and as such it has no natural defenses. they are only evolved to fight other gorillas, which is fine. bears evolved to fight other bears. but bears have claws and teeth like a lion. so there hide is able to withstand claws and teeth. a gorilla can withstand blunt force trauma and minor bites.

its like having a ufc fighter fight freddy kruger if freddy kruger was a ufc fighter

God Of War
09-06-2013, 10:14 PM
a gorilla isnt big enough. they are stupid strong. and got thumbs. which is dope. but the lion is gonna eat. its claws are gonna rip dude up. picture a housecat that hasnt been declawed. now picture it as 550 lbs. every claw moves individually like a finger. sharp hooks diggin in, the lions canines put the gorillas to shame. he would fuck the gorilla in the butt while chewing its head off.

only thing that can fuck with a lion really is a tiger or bear. tiger because its basically a bigger lion, and a bear because their hide and blubber is thick enough to have the claws literally only cause fleshwounds

the gorilla has no natural predators, and as such it has no natural defenses. they are only evolved to fight other gorillas, which is fine. bears evolved to fight other bears. but bears have claws and teeth like a lion. so there hide is able to withstand claws and teeth. a gorilla can withstand blunt force trauma and minor bites.

its like having a ufc fighter fight freddy kruger if freddy kruger was a ufc fighter

i read that jaguars even tho there smaller had a shit load more powerful bite n wider mouth then a lion dont know if its true i seen it earlier tho

Masaii
09-06-2013, 10:22 PM
Gorilla's PSI bite is more than a lion and has teeth like a lion plus the strength I dont think is matched by anything in the kingdom (correct me if im wrong pls)

PancakeBrah
09-06-2013, 10:25 PM
Polar Bear > Grizzly Bear
Gorilla > Lion
Hippo > Croc
Rhino > Panther
Tiger > Wolves

Meth
09-06-2013, 10:28 PM
Needs to be a tv show on this.

Most interesting are gorilla vs lion and tiger vs 3 wolves.

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 10:58 PM
a gorilla vs a lion is not interesting. it is heavily lopsided toward the lion

the gorilla literally has no chance.

there was a tv show on this, it put a gorilla vs a leapord. the leapord killed it 98 percent of the time. the 2 percent was from the gorilla somehow getting beside the leapord and karate chopping it and breaking its spine lol

but yo seriously, a gorilla has no chance. you guys arent seeing things correct

describe to me how a gorilla even makes it a fight? from the moment of contact, no matter who initiates it, the lion is winning.

the gorilla can bite the lion whereever it wants. it can do whatever it wants. its gonna be destroyed

lions kill fucking elephants

Masaii
09-06-2013, 11:02 PM
Uh Oh you are rawning. Stahp.

Diode
09-06-2013, 11:03 PM
YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ANIMAL

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/11/892/46229_512x288_generated__BmceFIvsr0S+giA4WTTIbg.jp g

SAY HI TO YA MOTHA FOR ME

God Of War
09-06-2013, 11:04 PM
i just watched a thing that said the gorrils is faster and has a more powerful bite then the lion

soooo i stick with the gorilla

Masaii
09-06-2013, 11:21 PM
This debunks your theory Uh Oh - Top 10 most powerful animal bites.....lion is the weakest

http://listverse.com/2012/11/05/top-10-animal-bites-that-will-completely-destroy-you/

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:54 PM
what theory?

i never said a lion has a more powerful bite

i said the lion will destroy a gorilla. because it is pure fact.

the gorilla stands no chance.

i mean there is always a chance. but more than 9 out of 10 times the lions gonna just savagely slaughter it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAb9YjP3TIA

"and even an adult male gorilla was killed by a leopard 1/4 of his weight"

leopards weigh 220ish

lions weigh 450ish

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:55 PM
a lion is "the king of the jungle" and the motherfucker dont even live in the jungle.

gorillas do.

uh-oh
09-06-2013, 11:58 PM
the only reason there are no lion/gorilla fights or kills on record is because they dont come in contact ever.

but the one big cat that does come in contact with them, has killed one. and it is half the size of a lion.

the lion has size and speed over on the gorilla. the gorilla has strength, but it could only use it stupidly, flailing and biting

they fight with balled fists, they're fucking retarded

if they were smart they could grab the lion by the leg and throw it over a mountain

except they cant because the lion would be showcasing its entrails and gnawing on its big dumbass head

Neighbor
09-07-2013, 12:01 AM
DA GOD