View Full Version : a brief moment of psychopathology
veritas
09-07-2013, 10:47 PM
here I sit...contemplating the ultimate regression....you guessed it: pooping myself.
I wonder if I even could, probably be like trying to punch yourself in the nose. Think about how awesome it would feel to just sit here and crap yourself, and just sit in it...I bet if you could make yourself, you would smile. It would be the best shower in the world.
let me know if anyone tries this please.
PancakeBrah
09-07-2013, 10:50 PM
Explain sudden alcoholism
veritas
09-07-2013, 10:51 PM
private message me about it cake.
I shitted in the ocean.
It was glorious
veritas
09-07-2013, 11:19 PM
Tell me about how it felt.
God Of War
09-08-2013, 12:14 AM
VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?
Masaii
09-08-2013, 12:18 AM
ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw
veritas
09-08-2013, 12:25 AM
VERITAS you ever read a tim dorsey book?
No....elaborate
veritas
09-08-2013, 12:25 AM
ive shat in the ocean multiple times. Aqua terd ftw
How do you wipe?
I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.
veritas
09-08-2013, 12:37 AM
But that didnt feel good though I bet..
Masaii
09-08-2013, 12:45 AM
you dont need to wipe, it comes off in one giant log, the water causes it to not break and no need to wipe. Its beautiful.
Frank Metts
09-08-2013, 01:14 AM
Self harm no bueno
I shit myself the morning of my 1st grade Christmas play. I was playing as Santa too. I shit in my Santa pants that I wore to bed the night before out of anticipation. When I woke up, I laid there and just kinda shit myself, not really thinking about it... I laid for a minute then went to clean myself.
It was cool though, we got some other pants
But that didnt feel good though I bet..
The shower did. Cleaning up the room didn't. Sold the bed for 300 bucks to a gay kid after, true story.
God Of War
09-08-2013, 11:06 AM
No....elaborate
it seems like a big you would really like, its about a psycho murderer from florida, with his drug user sidekick..but its hilarious...seems like something you would get into if you ever read books just for entertainment...you should check it out
http://timdorsey.com/triggerfish_prologue.html
I've been so drunk that I shit myself in my sleep and woke up in it.
Ive done this aswell.
Cept I woke up 2 days later after a coke and xany bar binge.
Never again
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