God Of War
01-28-2013, 05:29 PM
posted on 11/16/00
Kev
Don't worry bout the name. I'm just too stupid and lazy to think up a name...
THE SCENE: Kev approaches the anticipating Sengoku, brushing his multi-colored dreads back before snatching up his microphone from his pocket, flicking the switch on with a thumbnail and immediately spitting at his opponent..
You're good, kid, but I block your sunshine like I was an eclipse.
You open up lollipop wrappers, while I open up clit lips.
While I roll a honey-bunned joint, you roll that candy stick in Fun Dip.
Enough with this kid's age, he's probably not 12, how many 7th graders do you know that speak like a sage?< br> My verses bring insight, leaving readers' thoughts provoked.
We could battle best 2 out of 3, but like the New York Knicks, you'll have choked.
My punchlines could still hit hard if I was standing on the roof of a building, like the bullets from a sniper.
The only way you're sick is when you need to change your diaper.
I'll fuck you up like your first time drinking three bottles of Robitussin.
The only injuries of mine in this battle are my knuckles the way your lip is bustin'.
Kev's spits enforce DJ's turntables to make records possessing the hottest beats go 'round.
Come back in two years and battle me after you go through puberty, so your voice can make a deep sound.
I watch porn with my girl, while you're crying as those two dogs and that one cat went Homebound.
You could spit about beating me, but your ass is getting rejected like a point guard trying to drive on Kenyon Martin.
Don't retort, just shut the fuck up, because I'm only startin'.
The only thing you "Sen" is the form of you vomiting Gerber.
In the superlatives of eighth grade, when a computer geek wins "Most Likely to Succeed", you'll probably wave your hand in the air wildly, shouting "I'm HERBer!"
I'm the ringmaster while you're just the Midget in my freak sideshow circus.
I write more mind-boggling verses on accident than you can on purpose.
I'll never sell-out, I'll stay underground just to claim like GZA's album says, Beneath the Surface.
I embarass you more than wooden ruler beatings delivered by a nun.
Shit, kid, you're young enough to be some of these heads' son.
Since the beginning of this verse, you're 1-2 curse only gets worse.
You're probably sitting reading this punchline after punchline, retorting, "Ow, that hurts."
I'll punch my fist in one of your wounds, just to see it expand.
I'll become criticized to revered like when WWFE entered the Stock Market, thanks to Vince McMahon.
I'm untouchable , like door handles with signs hung on them reading, "Do Not Disturb."
You'll never see a wack verse from me, I always spit superb.
I'll throw you in a hole, rip off your skin with my bare hands, using your small bones to carve " HE WAS TOO WACK" on your tombstone.
The mouthpiece isn' t a pacifier, don't you know how to handle a microphone?
I could go intellectual or go pri-mi-tive.
I'm dropping so much shit on you, people probably thinking my meals are based only on lax-a-tive.
My rhymes are intricate, for your weak mind, they're too complicated.
BlackInQ is an airport for careers to take off, and I'm head of Customs; your lines were too wack, so they were confiscated.
You couldn't beat me if you sat there for four hours and concentrated.
I'm the shit, and you can't get me out of here, it's like you were constipated.
Unless someone's on crack, you'll never going to get a vote, even if you sit online until Tuesday, complaining that you've waited and waited.
You thought I was going to be a push over, you realized my skills elevated.
My first victory's over you, shouldn't you feel compensated?
vs
Sengoku
with Finals and B N moderator on Keystyles and haveN no computer access on weekends it made me late,but enough about me,let's talk about this fool.
Kev's been waitN all stressed and hateN/I'll cut off your Achilles Heel and make U "Footloose" like "Kevin Bacon"/I said B patient,Y did U even wanna battle Sengoku/haven't U heard the "TEST"s of torture that I make men go through?/will this fool beat me N a battle,probably not soon/I'll leave U lookN stupid like a grown/\ wearN a little kids costume/a lot whom try 2 battle get trapped like they're N a locked room/Your death is /\on U,so there is no way U can stop doom/Even though U "Stink",U might "win" and get 2 "Smell the Glory"/though the truth is Sengoku vs. Kev,I guess the name tells the story/I'm tired of geeks that claim 2 B good,but R weak cats/that only actually have the strength of a combined 3 gnats/Son don't speak back/whatever U use,meta4s and verbs R worthless/they don't have skills 4 sale Bcause we won't provide nerds a purchase/Your verse don't serve a purpose/do something,please refer 2 worship like the words that R heard N churches/It is hard 2 battle U,cause when U spit,nothing but slurs emerges/U askN can I rock a mic,not only can I do that I can curve the surface/We R not even playing "Tennis" and I'm still "hit"N with a superb service/I'll baptize U N my rhymes cause what I spit is the gospel/and your alcoholic rhyme scheme seems like U always tipN the bottle/U'll B embarrased like a virgin with no money tryN 2 Nter a brothel/It's a damn shame when U even Nhale wack air through your nostrils/My mind is a duplicate model of a computer chip module/while yours is far Bhind like that of a prehistoric fossils/carbon 14-dating couldn't even trace it,so it's Mpossible/U can flash a red and blue siren at me and I'll still B unstoppable/U need 2 listN and learn when others speak/and B concerned when trouble seeks/the way I blaze MCs,turn the other cheek,so U don't get burned by smothered heat/Your boys prolly readN my lines saiyajin U should take what he got/cause U could spit and have a fever and your words still wouldn't B hot/I'd snipe U from a treetop and if I miss I'll just do 3 shots/when people ask others if U R tight,they'll say "No,he's not"/U should change your name "2 Deuce" Bcause I'm giving U "Twice" the normal abuse/U probably could hang with me if U let me tightN the not on the noose/seriously though,I'm actually suprised that U even showed up/I left U on "Pins and Needles" waiting cause I knew I already had this "Thread Sewed /\".
Never battle a Saiyajin
Kev
Don't worry bout the name. I'm just too stupid and lazy to think up a name...
THE SCENE: Kev approaches the anticipating Sengoku, brushing his multi-colored dreads back before snatching up his microphone from his pocket, flicking the switch on with a thumbnail and immediately spitting at his opponent..
You're good, kid, but I block your sunshine like I was an eclipse.
You open up lollipop wrappers, while I open up clit lips.
While I roll a honey-bunned joint, you roll that candy stick in Fun Dip.
Enough with this kid's age, he's probably not 12, how many 7th graders do you know that speak like a sage?< br> My verses bring insight, leaving readers' thoughts provoked.
We could battle best 2 out of 3, but like the New York Knicks, you'll have choked.
My punchlines could still hit hard if I was standing on the roof of a building, like the bullets from a sniper.
The only way you're sick is when you need to change your diaper.
I'll fuck you up like your first time drinking three bottles of Robitussin.
The only injuries of mine in this battle are my knuckles the way your lip is bustin'.
Kev's spits enforce DJ's turntables to make records possessing the hottest beats go 'round.
Come back in two years and battle me after you go through puberty, so your voice can make a deep sound.
I watch porn with my girl, while you're crying as those two dogs and that one cat went Homebound.
You could spit about beating me, but your ass is getting rejected like a point guard trying to drive on Kenyon Martin.
Don't retort, just shut the fuck up, because I'm only startin'.
The only thing you "Sen" is the form of you vomiting Gerber.
In the superlatives of eighth grade, when a computer geek wins "Most Likely to Succeed", you'll probably wave your hand in the air wildly, shouting "I'm HERBer!"
I'm the ringmaster while you're just the Midget in my freak sideshow circus.
I write more mind-boggling verses on accident than you can on purpose.
I'll never sell-out, I'll stay underground just to claim like GZA's album says, Beneath the Surface.
I embarass you more than wooden ruler beatings delivered by a nun.
Shit, kid, you're young enough to be some of these heads' son.
Since the beginning of this verse, you're 1-2 curse only gets worse.
You're probably sitting reading this punchline after punchline, retorting, "Ow, that hurts."
I'll punch my fist in one of your wounds, just to see it expand.
I'll become criticized to revered like when WWFE entered the Stock Market, thanks to Vince McMahon.
I'm untouchable , like door handles with signs hung on them reading, "Do Not Disturb."
You'll never see a wack verse from me, I always spit superb.
I'll throw you in a hole, rip off your skin with my bare hands, using your small bones to carve " HE WAS TOO WACK" on your tombstone.
The mouthpiece isn' t a pacifier, don't you know how to handle a microphone?
I could go intellectual or go pri-mi-tive.
I'm dropping so much shit on you, people probably thinking my meals are based only on lax-a-tive.
My rhymes are intricate, for your weak mind, they're too complicated.
BlackInQ is an airport for careers to take off, and I'm head of Customs; your lines were too wack, so they were confiscated.
You couldn't beat me if you sat there for four hours and concentrated.
I'm the shit, and you can't get me out of here, it's like you were constipated.
Unless someone's on crack, you'll never going to get a vote, even if you sit online until Tuesday, complaining that you've waited and waited.
You thought I was going to be a push over, you realized my skills elevated.
My first victory's over you, shouldn't you feel compensated?
vs
Sengoku
with Finals and B N moderator on Keystyles and haveN no computer access on weekends it made me late,but enough about me,let's talk about this fool.
Kev's been waitN all stressed and hateN/I'll cut off your Achilles Heel and make U "Footloose" like "Kevin Bacon"/I said B patient,Y did U even wanna battle Sengoku/haven't U heard the "TEST"s of torture that I make men go through?/will this fool beat me N a battle,probably not soon/I'll leave U lookN stupid like a grown/\ wearN a little kids costume/a lot whom try 2 battle get trapped like they're N a locked room/Your death is /\on U,so there is no way U can stop doom/Even though U "Stink",U might "win" and get 2 "Smell the Glory"/though the truth is Sengoku vs. Kev,I guess the name tells the story/I'm tired of geeks that claim 2 B good,but R weak cats/that only actually have the strength of a combined 3 gnats/Son don't speak back/whatever U use,meta4s and verbs R worthless/they don't have skills 4 sale Bcause we won't provide nerds a purchase/Your verse don't serve a purpose/do something,please refer 2 worship like the words that R heard N churches/It is hard 2 battle U,cause when U spit,nothing but slurs emerges/U askN can I rock a mic,not only can I do that I can curve the surface/We R not even playing "Tennis" and I'm still "hit"N with a superb service/I'll baptize U N my rhymes cause what I spit is the gospel/and your alcoholic rhyme scheme seems like U always tipN the bottle/U'll B embarrased like a virgin with no money tryN 2 Nter a brothel/It's a damn shame when U even Nhale wack air through your nostrils/My mind is a duplicate model of a computer chip module/while yours is far Bhind like that of a prehistoric fossils/carbon 14-dating couldn't even trace it,so it's Mpossible/U can flash a red and blue siren at me and I'll still B unstoppable/U need 2 listN and learn when others speak/and B concerned when trouble seeks/the way I blaze MCs,turn the other cheek,so U don't get burned by smothered heat/Your boys prolly readN my lines saiyajin U should take what he got/cause U could spit and have a fever and your words still wouldn't B hot/I'd snipe U from a treetop and if I miss I'll just do 3 shots/when people ask others if U R tight,they'll say "No,he's not"/U should change your name "2 Deuce" Bcause I'm giving U "Twice" the normal abuse/U probably could hang with me if U let me tightN the not on the noose/seriously though,I'm actually suprised that U even showed up/I left U on "Pins and Needles" waiting cause I knew I already had this "Thread Sewed /\".
Never battle a Saiyajin