Official NC GTAV thread: discuss game, find online friends, etc.

[anime_boners]

I figure we should have a unified thread, rather than discuss the game in like 18 different threads, just post anything you'd have said about the game in here. Maybe even get this stickied?

NO SPOILERS THOUGH please either write a giant spoiler warning or use white font, or both?

[PancakeBrah]

Just got Trevor. Probably the best voice-acting/characterization for a character I've ever heard/seen. Game is >>

[anime_boners]

I just got Trevor, too.

I have to say I am not feeling the way flying works too much. :(

can't wait to take Trev to one of the ritzier clothes stores and get him decked out in some hollywood gear. lolol

also, the real expensive clothing store - anyone know how to rob that? I've knocked over basically every other store in the city, but no matter what I do, I can't find the money in there.

[Defy Gravity]

I'm deep into the story. Trevor goes harder than the whole groove street gang ;)

[anime_boners]

Trevor the character, not to do with the storyline, but based solely on in-game seems the best. His special skill is kinda broken lol.


edit: NSFW image below











































http://i.imgur.com/OYJT6yN.jpg

too strong

[veritas]

Ps3 tag =justaknife777

[anime_boners]

I'll add you V

mine is "bbqsaucejrz"

online starts in 2 weeks iirc?

[Diode]

360: mrjuxtapose

kinda mad all the titties look like the same fake map over the same fake wireframe

[Diode]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/

Go here and you can see all your stats / join crews / etc

[Diode]

http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/7781/_nQ6lytBFUSLjV42g1wrOA/0_0.jpg

GREETINGS FROM MR. WHITE

//snapmatic photos go to social club

[anime_boners]

360: mrjuxtapose

kinda mad all the titties look like the same fake map over the same fake wireframe

yeah, all the strippers basically have the same body with varying heads/skin tones.

[Swerve]

I'll get it over the weekend.

[...the Nagger]

I got two strippers on deck from the same club. you think they know each other?

psn is IgotdJUICE Imma add all yall right now

[Malachi]

Yo y'all do that mission when mike(I think that's his name) gets high on some weird ass weed and starts shooting aliens

[Malachi]

Psn: ProphetMalachi

[Diode]

Yo y'all do that mission when mike(I think that's his name) gets high on some weird ass weed and starts shooting aliens

yes

and i fucked it up the first two tries because i thought he had a chainsaw so i just kept running into em and getting mind laser blasted

finger slipped and hit RT.. which is when i realized he had a minigun, not a chainsaw

[Malachi]

Ill probably have to do it all over again -_-

[...the Nagger]

Has anybody won a set in the tennis match yet?

I played on hard diff

[Malachi]

Also can't play on school days now it seems......

[Malachi]

Anybody get 100% on a mission




Cause I haven't .

[Tom Sparks]

Most I get is 80%

Anybody get franklins new crib? Shit is nice

[anime_boners]

Got a hundred on one, but iirc it was just some shitty tow truck mission

[Diode]

Anybody get 100% on a mission




Cause I haven't .

2 of 'em.

[PancakeBrah]

I've got 100% on two I think. One was pretty easy to do. Forgot which one.

I'm busy running drugs with my dude Trevor.

[anime_boners]

I've got 100% on two I think. One was pretty easy to do. Forgot which one.

I'm busy running drugs with my dude Trevor.

cakinnnnn

[veritas]

I am still just driving around exploring.

[anime_boners]

I am still just driving around exploring.

you should do at least a few early missions though, just because you'll reach stuff you can't access yet if you explore too early, and also because you'll have more money!

[veritas]

I kill many people. But not like you think. I will kill a person and then drive away for five minutes. The cops have never even been called. I also stalk people

[anime_boners]

lmao

yeah you can stalk any npc and they will basically just go about their lives you can follow them from one end of town to another.

[Hush]

Fun ass game

I'm beasting on the stock market


Someone make a NC crew for Xbox

[Diode]

lmao

yeah you can stalk any npc and they will basically just go about their lives you can follow them from one end of town to another.

Did you know you can talk to NPCs by using the d-pad?

I started shit with a bunch of OGs in a car as Michael when i was walking by. Dude started gettin loud and waving the middle finger. They drove off and I hit the button again and they stopped dead in their tracks, got out the car, and started brawling with me. A bunch of their set rolled through, got out, and started lumping up on me too

Shit was lol

[Diode]

Fun ass game

I'm beasting on the stock market


Someone make a NC crew for Xbox

whats your gt

i'll do it, fuck it.

[StarFaggot]

You can purchase stocks on the game? Live ticker? I am intrigue.

[anime_boners]

there's a strictly in game stock exchange

and then there's an online player driven stock exchange

[StarFaggot]

I'm sold. Getting it today. I wonder if some of the companies are local on the game so then I can manipulate the local market through force. Sheeeeesh

[PancakeBrah]

Just got 100% on the juror assassination mission for Frank. AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I INVESTED ALL MY MONEY IN DEBONAIR CIGS BEFORE I STARTED


I'm filthy rich.

[Diode]

I'm sold. Getting it today. I wonder if some of the companies are local on the game so then I can manipulate the local market through force. Sheeeeesh

you absolutely can do that in the local market.

[Malachi]

Lol at this being sticky


WTF AT NOT BEIG AVLE TO PLAY TODAY CAUSE MY MOM IS BUGGIN:'(

start a nc ps3 crew as well

[anime_boners]

how you start crews? social club?

I'm not signed up and it looks like the site is down for maint :(

[Diode]

how you start crews? social club?

I'm not signed up and it looks like the site is down for maint :(

yeah social club

[Diode]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DLe9lbhXnc

ok, i need to try this

[Neighbor]

Just saw this

Feeling like an asshole hahaha

[Neighbor]

I just got Trevor

[Defy Gravity]

psn JFlyDaDon

I'm knee deep, New house, two strippers, casing my second score

[PancakeBrah]

Any else drive an Infernus yet? Ridiculous.

[Malachi]

Just sent you requests
VERITAS Defy Gravity anime_boners
Accept bros

[Diode]

Any else drive an Infernus yet? Ridiculous.

no, but i fucked a stripper by that name,,

[veritas]

I want to be in the NC crew.

[veritas]

I stalked a man and woman for literally an hour and then stabbed them in an alley. no one saw me.

[anime_boners]

Just sent you requests
VERITAS Defy Gravity anime_boners
Accept bros

won't be online until later, like 830-9ish, if at all tonight. I'll accept next time I log in tho

[Malachi]

Fuck I suck at this racing mission

[veritas]

I followed another young guy in a wife beater thug type, he had no idea I was there. I got in a car and drove him down...no one saw.

[veritas]

I also shot a mountain lion with a shotgun then dolo'd an old lady with haymaker in an alley....no one saw.

[Neighbor]

I can't fly this plane for shit

[Defy Gravity]

I could fly..just couldnt land it.


ill add you later tonight Malachi





I love the handle on the cars

[Neighbor]

I could fly..just couldnt land it.


ill add you later tonight Malachi





I love the handle on the cars

That's what I meant

I got Trevor looking like the nigga from Duck Dynasty out here

[namesake]

someone in London got stabbed to death over a copy of GTA.

[Malachi]

Hurricanes up In that strip club thoo

[StarFaggot]

This game taking forever & a day to load. I don't have time for this

[Defy Gravity]

lmao@ six dollars being considered making it rain.


The weed petition mission>GTA 4

[Malachi]

What y'all pick for your first heist?
Stealth or attack?

And idk mine only took a few mins to play or can you download from the ps store?

[PancakeBrah]

Stealth.

I'M BOUT TO GET MY SUBMARINE ON.

[Malachi]

Yo that heist was dope af

At first I thought I was feelin the game but holly shit I can't put it down

[Neighbor]

goddamn Trevor is a fucking G

[PancakeBrah]

Yes.


Yes he is.

[Malachi]

pretty sure i was just banned from my ps3 by my parents



lets hope my dad forgets that stpid phone call my faggit lil brother had...

[Badweather]

loading the first disk now.


upmostcaesar04 on xbl

like i said, i'm not really interested in the story, i'm super stoked about online game play. looking to rob and steal and shit

[Neighbor]

looking to rob and steal and shit

I don't fault you, it's in your blood

[Malachi]

I don't fault you, it's in your blood

is that rawn in oyur avy?

[Neighbor]

yes

[Diode]

always do stealth and take the most talented people despite their cut

the game will punish you if you skimp

i took the lowest rated guns guy since i was going stealth with a hacker who gave us forever to rob the place

.. so guns guy crashes his bike into a wall outside a tunnel during the escape and we lose everything he had on him

[PancakeBrah]

always do stealth and take the most talented people despite their cut

the game will punish you if you skimp

i took the lowest rated guns guy since i was going stealth with a hacker who gave us forever to rob the place

.. so guns guy crashes his bike into a wall outside a tunnel during the escape and we lose everything he had on him

Did the same exact thing.

I should.........I should have known.

[Malachi]

i took high ranked except for one
lester said he had potential or whatever so i thought the game would reward me for using him















it did not

[Neighbor]

I'm having a hard time escaping from the morgue

[Badweather]

shit, i'm having a hard time finding missions in general. franklin just met michael. after that, no missions are popping up. so with franklin, i held up a convenience store...nigga put the money in the bag, and i ran home. aside from that i've been looking for a hair cuttery so i can get franklin a kanye mohawk. what am i doing wrong?

[Pent uP]

Anyone make progress with the dog?

[Objective]

Anyone make progress with the dog?

I tried to play fetch with it and managed to throw the ball into traffic so it almost got hit. I got pissed at the car almost hitting it so I kicked the car, it obviously belonged to some gangsters as the driver started attacking and more gangsters showed up, one of them had a gun too. I didn't have a lot of weapons at the time, but I did what I could to hold it down. The dog was crazy tho', killing two of them fuckers. But they were too many and I was afraid of killing the dog or something if I used the SMG as I spray and pray like hell. Think I managed to take down a few of them with the handgun but I eventually got killed. I gave up the dog after that, I think it gives me bad juju. Seriously tho', that dog got bad luck written all over it.

[Split]

IM AT THE PRECINCT, AND IM OFF OF MY SQUARE
HAVIN A WHITE COP BEAT ME WHILE HE OFFERING ME SQUARES,
YOU GON TORTURE ME YEAH? WELL THATS AWFULLY FAIR
ALL FOR NOTHIN TRYNA TWEAK ME LIKE HE OFFERIN YEARS
BITCH I AINT SCARED, IM ALREADY HERE
TELL YA PARTNER AND YA FRIENDS THE NEXT COFFIN IS THEIRS
GUESS WHAT BITCH? IM FROM INTERNAL AFFAIRS
LOOKING FOR CROOKED COPS TO TWEAK SO I CAN OFFER EM YEARS

[Split]

just unlocked Trevor. Michael is heavily invested in the stock market. Been looking for a money truck to rob, anyone know where the banks are?

also, get the best crew members for the heists, its worth it

[Masaii]

Okay so ive finished the game, NOT A SPOILER, every shit guy you use for a heist dies. You can run over his body and pick up his take it doesnt matter. I will say though never skimp on the vehicle and hacker. I did stealth for all the heists and they were all cool except for the submarine one, you have to give the merch back and make no money off the heist so do the aggressive action for that and raid the boat in the harbour instead of the offshore one.

[...the Nagger]

Imagine everyone took the same route as diode in the heist

but Imma keep gettn that garbage gun dude, the game repeatedly tells you that their skills increase and their cut won't

[veritas]

I have been driving for an hour straight subtly causing serious traffic accidents. I believe I hav have killed 10 people judging from damage. Once again...no cops were called. They did not see me. I decided to swim in the ocean and then snipe a random grandma from a water tower. No one found her body or heard the shot. No cops.

[veritas]

Los santos has a new serial killer...and the best part? No one knows it yet. If I have to die i plan to kamikaze the blimp into a hospital

[anime_boners]

always do stealth and take the most talented people despite their cut

the game will punish you if you skimp

i took the lowest rated guns guy since i was going stealth with a hacker who gave us forever to rob the place

.. so guns guy crashes his bike into a wall outside a tunnel during the escape and we lose everything he had on him
Jewlery heist spoiler (even tho im sure you all past this)















































I did loud and crazy.. went in, smashed, grabbed and bounced.

I took the good hacker, the good driver, and the shitty gunman. shitty gunman can't control the crowd and you gotta off the manager and the security guard.. then gunman crashes and dies for me too, but, Franklin says he managed to pick up his share so we didn't lose anything.

[anime_boners]

Anyone make progress with the dog?

lol they don't have iFruit for android yet so I can't train him.

also you niggas need to warn on spoilers!!!!!!!

[...the Nagger]

when the police are n pursuit, follow them!

also, I was by the beach yesterday, and saw a bunch of ppl dead and like some dogs dead too

it was one dude left alive he was like "don't touch the briefcase" while he was gaspin so after I got the briefcase

it was 25 stacks in that jun

two jeeps chased me and killed me tho they came out of no where blastin wit tech nines

[anime_boners]

there's a No Country For Old Men reference similar to that

you stumble on to the scene of a shoot out in the woods and pick a briefcase w/ 25k in it, not sure if anyone comes after you tho?

[veritas]

I don't think I am playing the game the way yall are.

I am playing: "can you get away with murder?"

[PancakeBrah]

We get that veritas.

[anime_boners]

I don't think I am playing the game the way yall are.

I am playing: "can you get away with murder?"

bro it's GTA, of course you can.

[veritas]

I have killed five people before the sun set and the cops were never called. No one has any idea about mybactions.

[Malachi]

What radio stations do yall tune to

I usually keep it on either Radio Los Santos or west coast classics

[...the Nagger]

I have killed five people before the sun set and the cops were never called. No one has any idea about mybactions.

pics or it didn't happen

I had this one dude who robbed somebody

I chased him down and MERKED em.

picked up the bag, it was 2 stacks in there.

blip showed up on the map so figured this was the owner

returned the bag. this batch gave me 200? for riskin my life?

so I crept up on her and popped her top off for tryna disrespect the Munster. got the full 2 stacks

holler

[...the Nagger]

man its impossible to run out of ammo too

do yall go walk over all the dead bodies during missions like me?

infinite ammo out here in LS

[Masaii]

How do you fly the blimp? I kamakazied a plane into it for the lulz

[...the Nagger]

How do you fly the blimp? I kamakazied a plane into it for the lulz

you get the blimp wit the special edition buy or preorder or some ish

that plane wack tho. took me an hour to land it right lol

[Defy Gravity]

I just finished the submarine mission. and a rampage mission. Trevor is awesome. still like Franklin more.
doing paparazzi missions and celebrity memorabilia mission

[veritas]

pics or it didn't happen

I had this one dude who robbed somebody

I chased him down and MERKED em.

picked up the bag, it was 2 stacks in there.

blip showed up on the map so figured this was the owner

returned the bag. this batch gave me 200? for riskin my life?

so I crept up on her and popped her top off for tryna disrespect the Munster. got the full 2 stacks

holler

Well played.

[Pent uP]

always do stealth and take the most talented people despite their cut

the game will punish you if you skimp

i took the lowest rated guns guy since i was going stealth with a hacker who gave us forever to rob the place

.. so guns guy crashes his bike into a wall outside a tunnel during the escape and we lose everything he had on him

Same thing happened to me but my friends took 2 low level guys and 1 high lvl and came out with nothing lost and a bigger cut.

[Malachi]

Ima be playing all morning to night

[StarFaggot]

This fool Veritas said he sniped a grandma. No morals and no dignity.

[Destroyer]

just picked it up. on my way home to start that 8 GB install

[veritas]

This fool Veritas said he sniped a grandma. No morals and no dignity.

the racist talks morals and dignity? how fresh. Go on and elaborate please?

[Destroyer]

did I just sit on the couch and light up a joint?

game of the forever

[Defy Gravity]

having major fun.

also

the three sales of this reached 1 billion. highest in any entertainment field ever.


GTA V>your life



@Vertias when the online hits I could use a man like you

[StarFaggot]

the racist talks morals and dignity? how fresh. Go on and elaborate please?

I only kill white people on the game so no argument from me.

[veritas]

having major fun.

also

the three sales of this reached 1 billion. highest in any entertainment field ever.


GTA V>your life



@Vertias when the online hits I could use a man like you



we shall see. I am mostly a lone wolf......

[veritas]

I only kill white people on the game so no argument from me.

thats great! I love you!

[namesake]

just got GTA 2day, late like a pregnant bitch I know but... Will prolly try it out tomorrow then come back & post about something I'll inevitably find wrong with it.

& yes, Allen Knights stiil a fag

[Malachi]

I can't land this plane for fuck shit

I had to restart the missin ten times

[Malachi]

FUCKING FINALLY

Trevor's mission are fucking me up

[Neighbor]

Yeah, the plane was hard to land

I just stole the submarine, about to do this heist w/ Trevor

[Defy Gravity]

after five hours of nonstop gaming...I turned it off.

[Defy Gravity]

Three days after launching, Grand Theft
Auto 5 became the fastest
entertainment property to hit $1
billion, according to company
estimates released by publisher Take-
Two Interactive today.
"Grand Theft Auto is a cultural
phenomenon and Rockstar Games
continues to redefine what can be
achieved in interactive entertainment,"
Strauss Zelnick, chairman and CEO of
Take-Two, said in a prepared
statement. "We are incredibly proud of
the extraordinary critical and
commercial response to Grand Theft
Auto V."
The news comes just days after the
company announced that the title
tallied $800 million in sales on its
launch day.
Activision's Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
previously held the record as the
entertainment release that was the
quickest to reach the $1 billion mark —
last November, Black Ops 2 grossed $1
billion within 15 days of launch, one
day faster than 2011's Call of Duty:
Modern Warfare 3 and two days faster
than the three fastest movies to hit
that number: Avatar, Harry Potter and
the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and, most
recently, The Avengers. Black Ops 2
pulled in more than $500 million on its
launch day.
The game is available in a $59.99
standard edition, a $79.99 Special
Edition and a GameStop-exclusive
Collector's Edition for $149.99. Take-
Two did not release a figure for the
total number of Grand Theft Auto 5
copies that have been sold so far.

[Malachi]

I hate Trevor's missions tbh

[Neighbor]

Michael just drank acid lol

[Malachi]

Do y'all use aim assist

I had to turn it back on for this missio smh

[Defy Gravity]

www.cheatcc.com/ps3/grandtheftauto5cheatscodes.html

[Masaii]

How fucking good is this song, I feel like a G driving to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPxh13TtyeY

[Fart]

I'm annoyed they kept auto aim
I will not be playing online if they set auto aim on as default for matches

and lame there's not weapons cheats. thats like the only one i ever needed lol

[Malachi]

I'm annoyed they kept auto aim
I will not be playing online if they set auto aim on as default for matches

and lame there's not weapons cheats. thats like the only one i ever needed lol

you can take it off

[Fart]

I know that
but on GTA 4 online 90% of quick matches had auto aim enabled. not even playable imo
matches without auto aim tho? lol lets just say i was accused of cheating more than once

[Malachi]

lol i use free aim

but sometimes have to go on auto aim cause my aim is to trash to pass the mission smh

[Fart]

Lol i'm sayin. u could be sneaking behind a dude lining up ur shot just right
all he has to do is tap aim and spray. NO SKILL

[Malachi]

u dont even have to aim lmao

i think i just sprayed this one time and it would connect to an enemy

auto aim on online sounds lame as fuck tho

[Malachi]

lol my brother just restarted his whole game just cause he couldnt figure out like one of the easiest missions in the game....

[Neighbor]

Damn, only 33% done

[Masaii]

Just downloaded the whole radio los santos track listing and burnt it to a cd for the whip.

Here is the game track listings btw

http://www.igta5.com/radio-stations

[Seyance]

played it twice, it's alright. back on with my real life. gta 2 >

[Neighbor]

played it twice, it's alright. back on with my real life. gta 2 >

My real life is GTA

[uh-oh]

you guys make me want to buy this

but i know its gonna get old in 10 minutes of playing it.

dillemma

[Neighbor]

It really doesn't, tho

[uh-oh]

compelling argument

you may have convinced me. got bills this week. next saturday i may purchase this 60 dollar waste of money

[Diode]

there are so many games within this game

with the 3 characters it is like playing 3 versions of the game no bs

[PancakeBrah]

Golf mini-game is dope. So are Trevor's rampages.

My only problem is I can't do any missions with any characters. Anyone run into this? I've switched to every character and there are no icons for mission advancement. If it helps I just stole the sub with Trevor.

[Malachi]

You do the freak and friend missions?
PancakeBrah

Or maybe you need call someone,

[Malachi]

So if I don't get 100% on all the missions when I'm done with the story will it be under 100% progress?


Oh an frank new crib is sweeet

[anime_boners]

played it twice, it's alright. back on with my real life. gta 2 >

in its day gta 2 was SICK. especially when they london add on came out.

but compared to now - there's no way frogger with guns is better than all of where the series has come

[Seyance]

way funner to me, even now i can play it for longer than the new one.

[Masaii]

@cake there will be something on your map. if your stuck preparing for a heist mission then you have to obtain vehicles and masks etc. there will always be something on the map otherwise you may have to wait a little bit for a phone call.

[PancakeBrah]

I figured it out. When I did the Shame of Fame mission or w/e it's called I skipped the last cut scene on accident and had no idea I needed to do the Bureau mission with Michael. So I had started the Merryweather process before even doing that.

All is well now, bros.

[Fart]

congrats cake

[Pent uP]

I love the cut scenes when u switch characters

[Diode]

I love the cut scenes when u switch characters

lol i switched to trevor while the wife was in the room and he's tied up some poor guy under a boardwalk and is ranting about liberals

then to michael and he is sitting in an alley in his car with the lights off banging his head on the steering wheel and moping

awesome.

[Pent uP]

lol i switched to trevor while the wife was in the room and he's tied up some poor guy under a boardwalk and is ranting about liberals

then to michael and he is sitting in an alley in his car with the lights off banging his head on the steering wheel and moping

awesome.

Trevors the funniest. Ive seen him choke someone and then throw them into the river like kane or undertaker. Ive seen him wake up naked down to his chonies on a beach surroundes by dead bodies. Ive seen him throwing food at hookers..

Yeah

[Split]

Trevors the funniest. Ive seen him choke someone and then throw them into the river like kane or undertaker. Ive seen him wake up naked down to his chonies on a beach surroundes by dead bodies. Ive seen him throwing food at hookers..

Yeah

lol, one time I switched to Trevor and he was on an overpass, holding some guy up by the throat, saying "So remember- fluid density is NOT flow pressure" then he threw the dude in the river

[King Karaoke]

Trevors the funniest. Ive seen him choke someone and then throw them into the river like kane or undertaker. Ive seen him wake up naked down to his chonies on a beach surroundes by dead bodies. Ive seen him throwing food at hookers..

Yeah

Hi...

Dead @ throwing food at hookers...
I was playing yesterday and he woke up in a dress on top of a mountain...
Took me forever to get down to a road to steal a car...
Frank is always doing hood shit like coming out of a chicken spot or a liquor store when I switch to him...

Bye...

[anime_boners]

So

[SPOILER BELOW]































































\/ click + drag \/
who else killed MC Clip? lmao

[Witty]

Just finished the part where you gotta steal the nerve gas...pretty cool mission.

It is definitely miles ahead of any previous GTA imo, the last one sucks so much when compared to this.

[Malachi]

I suck at flying in this game
Landing is the hardest too ugh

[Fart]

Lol word I remember the fly controls on GTA 4 PC were terrible
hope they fix that in the port.
But on ps3 theyre fine, first thing I ever did was find the hospital heli and landed on a tall building to skydive off. U also get a sniper rifle from the heli FYI

[Destroyer]

fuck it took me so long to land that damn plane

[Pent uP]

Just finished the part where you gotta steal the nerve gas...pretty cool mission.

It is definitely miles ahead of any previous GTA imo, the last one sucks so much when compared to this.

That was a cool mission..I found it weord that u didnt have to avoid air battle though.

This is a pretty epic game tho

[Defy Gravity]

beyond epic I just did the big job....nerve wrecking heart pounding

[Defy Gravity]

its crazy how much this game took from sleeping dogs, the car controls, flying lotus got their own radio station and more

[Defy Gravity]

just finished it. not bad story wise. the missions were great. see you in 4 years rockstar

[Malachi]

Fuckkkk I can't fucking get out the cemetery

[Defy Gravity]

shoot and take cover

[Malachi]

Hardest mission I've played so far

[Malachi]

shoot and take cover

Yeah I just beat it
Should've took my time

[Malachi]

Where can I find a helicopter ? For franklin

[Defy Gravity]

I'm on my second play thru

[Defy Gravity]

drive to trevors hanger

[Malachi]

I did I didn't see anything

[Fart]

Where can I find a helicopter ? For franklin

Find the latter to the top of the hospitals. There's always 2 helis

[anime_boners]

nobody answered last time

[semi spoiler below]























did anyone else kill MC Clip?

[Pent uP]

I forgot who that is or havent met him but ive killed just about everyone

Beat the game yesterday

[anime_boners]

In-game rapper. you hear his interviews on the radio stations and shit

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in the "hood safari" mission, with Franklin, Lamar and Trevor - after the drug deal goes bad and you run from the cops on grove street - you go down the river where he's shooting a video and steal the jet skis

he puts his hands up in surrender, and if you want you can blast him.

the only known effect on the game it's had for me is they mention his murder on the radio, tho. I donno if anyone knew if it triggered any other events or anything.

[Pent uP]

Oh. I prolly shot him then

[PancakeBrah]

lol I'm sure I'm late as fuck on this but I've been listening to Rebel Radio and had no idea Danny McBride was on the soundtrack. Funny shit.

[Malachi]

Having trouble finding the gauntlet cars for the last score..

[Pent uP]

They give u maps and pics wtf

[Malachi]

Well I can't find the first one I'm like on top or under idk but I'm close I think

[Split]

learn to video games you frail piece of shit

[Masaii]

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On the last mission did anyone actually kill trevor or michael? I chose the happy ending and we all survived and killed the cunts. Apparently if you kill either one it wipes them out for afterplay when uve complete the story mode....

[Malachi]

learn to video games you frail piece of shit

Lol

[Malachi]

Just finished

Damn 30+% more till I get 100 tho lol

[Malachi]

Damn Franklin lookin G rite now

Spendin a mill on clothes like its nothing

[...the Nagger]

In-game rapper. you hear his interviews on the radio stations and shit

SPOILER BELOW

in the "hood safari" mission, with Franklin, Lamar and Trevor - after the drug deal goes bad and you run from the cops on grove street - you go down the river where he's shooting a video and steal the jet skis

he puts his hands up in surrender, and if you want you can blast him.

the only known effect on the game it's had for me is they mention his murder on the radio, tho. I donno if anyone knew if it triggered any other events or anything.

I just did this mission day before yesterday

I didn't even realize that was him lol, I just hopped on the jet skis and DIPPED

but the one I hopped on wit frank had a chick on it. I tried to keep her on but then I had to switch to trevor to shoot better. before I could switch back the chick got off the jet ski on her own :( drown herself I guess

but I got mad $12 donations from all the gangsters I killed

[Destroyer]

I know this is a dumb question, but what do the numbers mean above the characters in the switch wheel?

[Malachi]

I know this is a dumb question, but what do the numbers mean above the characters in the switch wheel?

i think it means how many of their missions are available bruh

[Badweather]

i stopped playing, i did one heist and started prepping for the other, but i can't bring myself to play it anymore. i just wanna run amok on the online mode.

[Hush]

Can't believe ppl already beat this

[Pent uP]

Some guy got 100% in 30 hrs

[uh-oh]

i just got this yo

only played to the first save point or whatever. when the black dude first gets home. i don't trust myself yo, i got work tomorrow.

first thoughts

the game is beautiful. love how the cars handle. the production of it hearkens back to the ps2 games for me, meaning i actually enjoy the cutscenes. not retarded shit like NIKO MY COUSIN IS IN TOWN LETS GO PLAY POOL.

but word.

ONE THING THO

how come my dude dives on his head?

i jumped off a building twice, and both time he divebombed right onto his head. wtf lmao

its hilarious, but why?

[Malachi]

Can someone explain me how to use stock market?

[Split]

Can someone explain me how to use stock market?

the best way to do it is with those assassination missions Lester gives u


go on your phone, click on the money/ investing, markets, then click which one you wanna invest in and how many shares


if you wanna make decent returns, you have to buy a LOT of stock. Either buy a company with low, low, low prices that has done well on the graph, and sell once you think its danger of going down


or buy stocks that are on the upswing (not at the top of the graph) and sell quickly before a downturn so u dont get boned

ive made a lot of dough through stocks though. i dont think companies csn go out of business, so at worst you just have to wait mad long to get ur money back

[Neighbor]

I just gave that Mexican guy his wife back

What % am I done w/ it?

[Pent uP]

I finishes the story around 70

[anime_boners]

Can't believe ppl already beat this

WORD.

I know I don't have as much time and all since I work/got a kid, but yo.. dudes on reddit saying story mode only takes 2 days to beat. pssshh

[Malachi]

I spent legit 10+ hours on the game one day, I mean it was a weekend. So fuck it.

[Fart]

The story takes about 30 hours. Back to back to back, no fucking around, no failing, no dying. Lol

[Hush]

Flying is retarded

[Split]

what are some creative/ interesting things to do in free roam??

i like driving to the hood and flipping people off.. started a huge ass gang war because two gangs were tryna gun me down, and got caught in each others crossfire.

[PancakeBrah]

I blow up shit fuck you split. I take out an RPG and blow up a cop car. Then I get out the fucking Anton Chigurh special, the fucking silenced shotgun and I just headshot pedestrians. Then I get in my fucking infernus and hightail it. When I steal cars I fucking use the sniper rifle to kill the driver. Fucking easy. Fuck you split eight you fucking hipster car fucking enthusiast. TELL US ABOUT THE SUSPENSION AND TORQUE OF THE GTA CARS. ILL BE OVER HERE FUCKING UP THE SKYLINE

[uh-oh]

so does anyone know why they just divebomb onto their heads?

go jump off a building in the game. dude just jumps right onto his head

[Fart]

Idk but Trevor's superman headbutt is the best technique in the GTA universe.

[Masaii]

How do you flip people off and how do you headbutt pple?

[Destroyer]

yo, they should have had the low rent strip club in the north area where Trevor stayed at the beginning, with the low class trailer hoes
lmfao. that shit would have been clever

[Pent uP]

Man these scuba and submarine missions are a chore

[Tom Sparks]

SPOILER!!!!






















On the last mission did anyone actually kill trevor or michael? I chose the happy ending and we all survived and killed the cunts. Apparently if you kill either one it wipes them out for afterplay when uve complete the story mode....

Wait, what??

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I killed micheal cuz I thought if I chose death wish Franklin would die and I like Franklin yo.. And now Trevor n Franklin ain't talkin anymore

And it's fucked up to cuz I went to kill micheal and I pushed him over the railing of a water tower or wtv the fuck it was n frank grabbed him at the last second n then it gave me the option to save him so I chose that but then mike head butted me in the face n frank released his grip n dude fell to his death

I felt bad as fuck yo.. I killed the dude who just got back with his wife n daughter who just got accepted to college

Fuck yo

[Malachi]

lmao tbh if i had to kill anyone of them to finish itd be michael






but yo i picked C if franklin really had died i wouldve deleted my whole game and started over.

[Tom Sparks]

Fuck.. I gotta play thru again n keep this love triangle together

[Masaii]

@sparks no dont start over, just go to replay mission and replay that one cause it reverts the whole game back to that mission. Youre welcome :)

[King Karaoke]

lmao tbh if i had to kill anyone of them to finish itd be michael






but yo i picked C if franklin really had died i wouldve deleted my whole game and started over.

Hi...

Lmao!...


Bye...

[uh-oh]

i really could care less about these missions yo

wheres the cheats at? no money cheat? no guns cheat?

all i wanna do is customise cars and drive them into people while shooting at the cops

POCKETS ON BROKE MODE THO

how do i give all of this michael dudes money to franklin? he's got like 7 g's my dude franklins got 200 wtf

i grew a beard and lost money. stupid. can't grow my fro out cuz i dont have money?

wtf

[Malachi]

Lol bro u went to a barber shop to get them lol of course u have to pay

Did you google gta v cheats?

[uh-oh]

lol where do i go other than the barber shop? clothes shops aint popping up yet either im not far in at alllllll

and yea i googled, there was only car cheats and stuff i couldnt find health/weapons/money

just stuff like change the weather, wanted level, and spawning cars

[Malachi]

Man proly U needs just play the game lol
Have you even unlocked michael yet?

[Fart]

Cheat game is wack as fuck in this one.

Anyone else find the UFO base yet?

[Masaii]

Wait till you finish the game and have enough money to buy the attack chopper and tank, sooo good. I wish the stars went up to 6 though.

Watch this its a reward for having 100%

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpcqKVS8cI0

[Malachi]

its easy as hell to get 5 stars in this game i remeber
in san andreas it took forever

[Masaii]

I hope the next gta is vice city. That was my fave

[Defy Gravity]

mine too.

anybody do any kidnapping mission with Trevor? the shit is disturbing. pick up any hitchhiker in the country and instead of dropping them off take them to the cult place in the mountains...crazy shit.

[Defy Gravity]

I'm a beat it again then maybe go online.

[Malachi]

mine too.

anybody do any kidnapping mission with Trevor? the shit is disturbing. pick up any hitchhiker in the country and instead of dropping them off take them to the cult place in the mountains...crazy shit.

is that like a real story mission? or like a side one

[Defy Gravity]

when in trevors part of town random events will pop up with people asking for a ride. when that happens you will see a message saying Trevor can sell them to a cult. do it

[Malachi]

lol

how do i get trevors mom out his trailer

[Defy Gravity]

I don't know. I did the happy ending because killing mike or Trevor makes no fucking sense.


after I beat the game I started over.


Lamar is the most ignorant nigga in history...I like em LOL

[Split]

spoiler alert u fat fucking honduran shit smegma

[Masaii]

Check this easter egg out!

If you put your map that came with the game under a uv light rockstar have put messages on it

http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/09/GTA-V-map-1.jpg
http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/09/GTA-V-map-21.jpg

[Defy Gravity]

Im bored with this now..lacks the magic of the original trilogy

[Badweather]

i've been waiting for days to get the second heist going.

i stole the submarine, i stole the cargo helicopter, i got michael through flight school and still nothing is happening....wtf?

[Tom Sparks]

I think u gotta take Franklin to the shooting range.. Up his stats

[Fig]

Just got this yesterday

psn: ItsMeFig75

[Malachi]

Im bored with this now..lacks the magic of the original trilogy

How tho?

There's shit ton to do.

I just did a almost 30 min triathlon
I mean It wasn't super fun but yea

[Malachi]

pretty sure one of these stripper is my girlfriend now.

[Fig]

Im bored with this now..lacks the magic of the original trilogy

Dude, keep playing storymode

[...the Nagger]

i've been waiting for days to get the second heist going.

i stole the submarine, i stole the cargo helicopter, i got michael through flight school and still nothing is happening....wtf?

yo how hard was that flight school tho lol?

I just finished an hour ago. omw to get the sub I keep accidently killin ppl and gettn chased by the cops

[Malachi]

cant wait for onlineee
in a couple more hours


sounds crazzyy

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/51422/some-more-details-on-grand-theft-auto-online.html

http://www.rockstargames.com/V/news/article/51487/gta-online-details-game-day-access-info-and-more.html

[Tom Sparks]

Fuck yea

Psn: i_am_a_gawd

[Malachi]

yo how hard was that flight school tho lol?

I just finished an hour ago. omw to get the sub I keep accidently killin ppl and gettn chased by the cops

i got gold on everything until i got to the helicopter ones

[Fart]

Online is still fucked. WTF YOU HAD OVER TWO WEEKS TO FIX IT

[Swerve]

i've been waiting for days to get the second heist going.

i stole the submarine, i stole the cargo helicopter, i got michael through flight school and still nothing is happening....wtf?

I didn't do flight school or take franklin to the shooting range and was still able to do the heist. AWK.

[veritas]

I have followed a man for four hours. Fixing to c4 his car. then watch him die.

[Malachi]

Online is still fucked. WTF YOU HAD OVER TWO WEEKS TO FIX IT



What happened

[Fart]

Seems no one can connect to a server

[Masaii]

Yeah I can only create a character, cant connect to online. Fucking Rockstar sort your shit out you cuntholes.

PSN: MASAII-DA-GAWD

add me

[Fart]

Yeah seems to be a PS3 issue. This is almost as bad as Diablo 3's launch

[Defy Gravity]

I'm done with this..Me and GTA V have parted ways..it was cool..mission wise..but lack a compelling free roaming game. I was compelled to just cruise, fight the police and random gangs

[Fart]

Youre doing it wrong.

[Malachi]

I guess I can make a crew for ps3

[Malachi]

I don't like how they chose to make your character
Lame.

And is it me or did they buff car damage in the main game
I don't remember crashing into people and them dying

[veritas]

Yeah I can only create a character, cant connect to online. Fucking Rockstar sort your shit out you cuntholes.

PSN: MASAII-DA-GAWD

add me

send me a request

Justaknife777

[Malachi]

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gunz_n_hoez

made a crew whatever

[Fart]

lol gunz n hoez

[CtrlF4]

NEVER PLAYED...WANT TO...TO BUSY

[Neighbor]

Just finished it

[uh-oh]

man i've been gaming the fuck out of this

just did some derailed mission jumping on a train with a dirt bike after knocking over a little bank and killing a billion cops/army dudes

WHEN DOES IT END

trying not to spend any money till i got the main story beat

[VividEnds]

all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ