Sn00p

[Sn00p]

Sn00p


Active from 2009 to the present time.
Posted on netcees, rapbattles, rapisalive and artofbattling.

[Sn00p]

vs. God of War
May 9th, 2011

God of War aka god0fwar aka Country

YOU didn’t write that verse against nik. don't think we're dumb, b
you winning was so Foreign...it's clear the lines were from a different Country
when will your bars be great? never. your writing's hardly sane
& please stop treating EVERY SINGLE word like it's Stars cream's name
many are too ugly or shook for the other division. you fit several criteria...
enforcing the kind of no-picture-policy that rivals the one for rebels in Syria
don't get what syllables are?! ya inability to rap is known here
so don't think you're Mike...just cuz ya opponents rip off their OWN ears
& stop writing for this. you're better off slicing ya wrists
cuz you don't only spell shit badly. you fucking type with a lisp
the Season 2 finale was crazy, b. you came insanely weak
so many outdated Kar concepts...we musta been at the Detroit Auto Show in '83
& if you're dissing me, at least word shit differently. your lyrics are laughs
they're not just formulaic. they give lectures on theoretical physics & maths
exposing Orc's facebook was a challenge. you? tho I'm all for laziness...
it was eeeasy. considering this NERD made an account with his text alias
props on changing that moniker tho. but now we can tell you're lame
bitch. it took you 3 fucking years to figure out how to spell your name
you wreck guys? nah. but in the evolution of cheaters, you're the next type
most others recycled lines & concepts...you recycle whack ass text sites



vs. Neighbor & Cronus
July 11th, 2011

In a battle you just ether fuel... I'm radical, the casual defeater, cool?
Sn00p backwards is a subliminal message for his actual demeanor..P00ns
vacay was leavin him bruised, without Netcees n the goons
Snoop's whole week has been backwards, and he STILL hasn't seen any poonS


get your swag up, you sad fuck. & just admit its over dude..
so sorry if I sigh, cotic. but that's the mind frame of anyone that votes for you.
I know you a vet and in the hall o fame, but ya awful lame and its time for me to set it straight
your raps make niggas sigh cotic, but without fucking up our mental state
I got ya slut screamin in the back of my car. But hoes stay laughin at Bar.
If you ever 'made a bitch Psychotic'.. it just drove her crazy how much of a faggot you are.


And your ugly ass can’t even get greeted, let alone sell some pimpin’
‘cause really, only time someone’ll say ‘‘Hi-Def’’ is when buyin’ a digital television
a nobody describes u best ull get scorched u suck
the loner hasnt had "hi, def" for years, and its not just cus hes poor as fuck
ur alone, geeky, and ur mack game is SO weak b
u'll never hear a chick say 'hi, Def'.. when u can't even afford one of those TVs


this a one man show, faggot i'm bashin ya lights in
i'm punchin til i'm Kraken ya bones. cuz really this only the Clash of the Titan

and Quis? I'll make sure a beating is dealt. ur freaky as hell
u got Defiant filling ur Kraken so much, it's 10x bigger than the creature itself

smh.
exposed both in their prime. it's a long fall from the throne, fools
together they're team NeCro. but they dig dead concepts all on their own too
u're the shady type of hoes. y'all tag just cuz u like to blow
but if u're team loverboys HERE...
...what do u call urself when one of u starts falling behind in votes?
shit. only the best physicians can help after I BEAT these gays
it's like this tourney...there's such a mess that the doctor has to be replaced
bar wasn't formulaic. u used to be the next type of a fresh guy
now u just go thru the motions. & it has neigh really dissatisfied w/ ya sex life
'bor. stop acting tough, nerd. don't think that shit's awesome
ur kind of GuN' talk just gets more laughs than that fag spamming the disc forum
& I made neigh's girl scream loudest after some deep pounding
she said sex with me was more of a 'monumental hit' than Derek Jeter's 3000th
taking the crown with our sound. everytime we spazz we get claps
but if you heard Croaking, he was messing up a verse w/ how badly he raps
bitch. u got that shark ripping thru ya skin & all ya lines are played
if eyes are the window to the soul, cro's inner self musta found a more direct way



vs. Frank Metts & Alvin Karpis
June 29th, 2011

U got clowned in the 1-2 league, so fuck what ur tellin me
The way u struggled with R, it was like resin vs styk in a spelling bee
You asian prick, the fact is that you're wack res..
So here's an L for R.. that'll fix every word you butchered with your accent
i've seen this line at least 40 times

karpis, I can't front, kid. in the NBL you run shit
props on having the winning lines there. too bad it wasn't the 1st time they've done it
u don't make anyone disappear. we just laugh, dude
ur attacks never work 'magic, karp'. & I ain't even talking about the Splash move
& frank, beware. karp may have been a friend
but never let him fix ya verse. whatever 'al mends' is nutty in the end
joining clash for lines? ask al how to prosper
clash tried to get full. pad out the roster. karp just wanted a full pad out the roster
& it's okay being 26 w/ a baby face that grows more tiny
but how the fuck is the 'BATT' the 1st 'Club' u entered w/o having to show ur ID?!
in TUT, no team wanted this fake to coach
this bitch is such a Bad Teacher...only Cameron Diaz is taking notes
an axe in my hand. ready for defeating these squares
I'mma split u up, then end ur existence. & it'll be worse than tav leaving the bears
frank, u're an irrelevant stan. so we're dissing ya views
but u ain't black, FM. so it's really not surprising no one listens to u



vs. Neighbor
December 13th, 2012

ill bill, vinnie paz & slaine this thursday.
6th time seein these motherfuckers. gettin hyped.

Neighbor aka Malphunxion

so u’re sick?

doc said u need medication. but it won’t help to prescribe this dweeb a dose
we know what u REALLY crave, faggot. just give mal a d to cure him from EACH of those
& u only battled twice to win the final fight night?! we can tell it is luck
the way u got an accomplishment cuz of a 50% win rate, u had destroyer jealous as fuck
girls won’t even choose u if the other option is a gross thing or still sick
so yay or nay? is what u can ask ANY girl to send her straight on a coke binge w/ ill nik
no need for armed backup when i send my goons. they kill a geek that quick
so why blow a load when they got malphunxion in the box anyways…infertility’s a bitch
& in the sc, karpis had him ducking in awe. he gave up on the chance to act right
cuz when it comes to vin,he pass…look at neigh’s posts to see he’s just a fan of that guy
plus vs bags too u’d rather die than drop & ur vagina showed
he made ‘bur berry himself. kinda like u tryna pass off ur walmart buys as designer clothes
no wonder ur dick burns. that dirty hoe’s not a dame or a sweet lay
so even w/o hearing of that tornado in asia last week, we know u’re in pain when u pinay
stop the abuse. cuz in making u snap, anabolics are by far fastest, man
and‘roid rage will be the cause of ur death. shit, u must be a die-hard apple fan
u see hurling chicks around this dirty kid. he makes any girl be sick
so try 2 mackadameya nuts. somebody’s probably gonna die on some allergic shit
& u couldn’t win last week w/o help. so u’re a bit too soft to be fit to floss
the way muff judged the battle against cash with draw’ll prove u paid him to not admit u lost



vs. Blue Bayou
November 30th, 2012

I'm the president of awesome, how does being plain bode?
when I fly a Boeing 747 into your whole block just to leave JFK owed
you're a poor lil fag, can't even pay the rent bro
you never pay with Dead presidents, but we're about to see JFK Owed
i massacre faggots while i'm rappin it swfitly
one punch'll leave JFK'Owed faster then havin debt back in the 60's

i drop fire. & the little envelope next to MY thread is red, pawn
u're shit's whack. so it’s really no wonder every blue battle’s getting slept on
bitch, i'm the next don. that 1 match showed u’re just a lame guy
it's funny how u tried to drop fresh...& failed twice at the same time
i like blowing weed in the wind, but when u & orc blow it’s starkly gay
i mean y’all might see me w/ a hearty j. blue’s just caught pm’ing ‘i <3 tj’
fucking faggot. when u got initiated u misunderstood what makes dohpe a crew
hens said ‘kiss the ring’. but he didn’t mean tryna make out w/ every1 that votes for u
& u came so soft last wk…w/ every battle this old cheater’s weaker
that’s why u couldn’t be in a gangblu. & THAT song doesn’t exist in korea either
plus that u went so many lines, that it was vs bey & that u still lost is sure fittin’
but the way we saw u hit ‘0 outta 100’, that percentage just seemed right for YOUR vision



vs. ill nik-A
September 13th, 2011

if I lose to GOW, ban my account

I'm a man of my word
i stay true to my word... i wont lose beleee that

...aite. let's go

if I talk about Raekwon classics on my shelf, I bet u ain't hearing it, whore
cuz the only 'cuban linx' YOU got is that family of 12 u still owe 23 yrs of support
& ur idols are obvious. I bet u watch the film mumbling in chorus
but u KNOW u're no scarface. u just got the skin of an uglier thesaurus
fuck u illegals. getting a card isn't that hard, but u're just not fit, son
see, citizenship is just a pass away. unfortunately, u'll do that waaay before u get one
it's funny how u're friendly since u realized ya drug abuse needed to be stopped
lmao so u tried to get off coke but got it all backwards. & now u're fiending for 'e-koc'
u should be gone, bitch. talking tough before losing to god wasn't at all clever
ur credibility ain't just on the line. it has started to hire ppl & is ab to open its own call center
so u got HOF for one of ya pieces. still, we wouldn't call this faking vet great
what do u know ab 'days chasing days'? u shoulda dropped 'generations overtaking decades'
I'mma get stupid pay vlounteering in Indonesia. that shit's too dumb
ironic how I make Euros going to another country while they made u row to get to one
finally, nik got his deserved props for yrs of rhyming so tight
props on hitting the 50+. too bad it was for the 2nd time in ur life



vs. Rupture
February 21st, 2011

Rupture aka Cholera aka truc aka Leatherface aka Neplus

Name one person you've beaten thats not wack or low mid tier
Cholera vs. Credential {Credential wins}
Credential vs. Sn00p {Sn00p wins}
12-0


you’re right. I won’t name the top tiers. but what I WILL do...
is saying the names of newcomers I ko’d that fuckin’ killed you
& even if rupture actually were ill at rap...he’s still a fag
matter fact, if he was one bit more bi-Curious, it would Kill this Cat
plus, ya keys are nothing but generics. still, this gay’s not idle...
he prewrote for EVERY SINGLE fight night...& never made the finals
& we’ve seen ya pics. you ain’t even givin’ ya boyfriend boners
you’re such a skinny ass, Rupture...yours does, soon as he makes you bend over
in a fight, Sn00p’s deadly. & with that physique, I don’t think you ready
I’d make you push up daisies, but I realize they might be a little too heavy
you’re not the clever type. & tho I know you won’t get better, guy...
considerin’ egyptian mythology, it’s almost ironic that ‘Ra will never shine
don’t say I’m too sick. but me always being twice as nice as you, bitch...
is the only fuckin’ type of double standard even donny would be cool with
leaving you scarred & screwed. makin’ aliases isn’t smart or cool
it’s like masai steals ya password too...every time you start to lose

Truth.



Walking with Giants (feat. Cronus & Hush)
February 6th, 2011

Sn00p's the type to slap fans with mighty backhands
so why you try to rap, man? that ship has sailed. & I’m the captain
scrap? damn. shit, I can go mad ham in any batt fam
watch Croatia every time and soccer kick u across the map to that land
so many pussies filled with packed sand, mad as fuck cuz I live their party dreams
my swags 2 keys of coke fresh off the boat, choking hoes with Charlie Sheen
I’d hardly scream. cause if you kill me, I still be a cocky G
bouncin’ back from the dead with that Jesus meets Rocky steeze
stop me? please. ur punches may go far but mine go farther
got that Rookie of the Year style; break my arm and I throw harder
tryna stunt like me? Don't bother..I'm chillen in Dante's Inferno zoned off of piff
they tried to replicate me and quit, I'm proof that cloning's a myth
too dope with a spliff, I’m smokin’ the best, & chokin’ the rest
the 1st MC with a motherfuckin’ speeding ticket on the road to success
ya'll just strokin the vets. me and my brothers advance
cuz this is my family tree.. front and get hung from a branch
I'm the last gunslinger alone on his ranch, with pistols close
quick to boast of an entire life filling crypts with over 60 ghosts
more sick than most, travelling through eons & space to beat cha
till I’m a head of my time. no, really...you’ll see me in its facial features
we're fatal creatures. eatin so many herbs we end up with hurt bellies
fuck meals, u bitches are apps.. the type to get played on a girl's celly
& I aint a true smoker if you can't smell me, one puff of my haze is ether believe it
my smokes is the bomb, they could use it to disperse protestors in egypt

Sn00p
Cronus
Hush

[Sn00p]

vs. Blue Bayou
April 26th, 2011

karaoke made sure you're someone we can find in heaven
the way the 2nd plane crushes you now, we should call this 9/11
the WORST mod ever. this schmuck's not worthy
just look at the survivor...blue's known to fuck up tourneys
& abusing ya powers vs gow showed you're a queer in disguise
that battle ended sooo prematurely...rup read it with tears in his eyes
you being a mod makes me mad cuz i hold a grudge against liars
one thing's dope about it tho...i can skip ya lines when judging a cypher
he's fuckin' weak & frail, so...i'mma BEAT this gay hoe
& make Blue turn red...like switching teams in Halo
40 line noshow verses?! the ghosts in the archives must haunt you
most people run outta ideas & flip cuz they have to...you fucking WANT to
formulaic punches is all i see by now. you need to bring the fun back
your current shit's more annoying & repetitive than the fucking nyan cat
& the reason for the extension proved you've lost ya honor too
'course you work at night...archives or elsewhere--all grave robbers do
cuz of Debbie, against orc you had the ammo to kill fools
so how do you bring a gun to a knife fight...& STILL lose?!
you fell off. ya taste in movies made sure you're emo looking now
if you had a spark when you started...no wonder The Fountain put it out



vs. illergicreaxion
May 1st, 2011

fight this twelve?! nah. thinkin’ you’ll win, you’re high as hell...
cuz this is like text belts...there’s no way I could get one ‘IR L’
I HATE the long ass lines this geek drops. wording is ya weak spot
& the only way ya lines are to the point is ending with three dots
go for the throat? in his battle vs. Sintro no one thought this slow whore is goat
bolding ya lines is the reason we never do that when we quote yours in votes
I’m rockin’ horns to stab my victims with. I’ll fuckin’ slit his face...
& ‘tusk a loser’ to fuck him up worse than the tornado did that place
ya rep’s in doubt. & my shadow’s so large, you’ll never be stepping out
the news show: if you tryna Trump me, you just end up getting clowned
& even if I bent the truth, I simply could not defend this dude
how do you start in 2002, join the newb tourney in ‘10...& LOSE?!



vs. Blue Bayou
February 7th, 2012

Blue Bayou aka ..Starscream!

Hens wins
nah

Goku aka Blue Bayou is the Alias Tournament Winner

if u ever had a not forced steeze, u lost it, dude
cuz ur shit will never work both ways like a straight prostitute
we're not shocked u went up against my crewmate and failed, fool
so much trouble w/ that 'con's trick'...& u'd reply to 'WON $100,000!' spam mails too
can't fit ur gayness on a damn scale, dude...u got the snapshots i loathe peeping
so no more pics of u nude w/ men. trust...we CAN imagine a dohpe meeting
ur only hope's leaving. otherwise i'll show u were NOT born hard
if 'BB Gunns' for a win here, he'll 'get exposed' like that soft porn star
8-8 vs tyler, then the penalty kicked in...u made it sooo easy
& lost cuz of 'missing votes'. same here, cuz we won't see 1 that says v/bb
can this hoe see me?! nahhh. he fell off & needs more than help
SC rd.2, starscream beat u...& that PROVES u're just a shadow of ur former self
fronting u're a thug will never get u an oscar. u act like shit
so we couldn't 'see Blue in The Artist'. & not cuz it's a black/white flick
u're the fag type, kid. took down the alias tourney & didn't work for it
it proved u can win w/o ur name. buuut u still need hens to word ur shit



vs. Quote
December 19th, 2011

c'mon.

cardigan wp?! but i already showed what u steal twice, u weak fool
so i might have nothing new to say.....damn! NOW i know what it feels like to be u
& i HATE ur formulaic wording, so i'm sorry. i can't befriend u
u start EVERY punchline w/ 'shit'...& then usually it's in the middle & at the end too
plus, u lose in rd 1 of fight night. no one but himself thinks this fag is hard
so it's funny u have a 'god complex' cuz u struggled when there was 'chaos at the start'
who here cares if u're a DJ?! we'll still call u a lame & truly gay
i mean u put on other ppl's shit. only to go home, snoop thru ur mom's closet & do the same
Token, it's gotten homo the way u rep ur crew so all ur vet friends see
u prolly wear a legends t. & for that ALONE i'mma make u walk where a ledge ends, T



vs. Quote
November 18th, 2011

Quote aka Token the RB admin

look.

q's in a corner afraid cuz he doubts he'll survive this unharmed
& when the time comes, hands shake so much...ur inner clock must be set on silent alarm
idc if u beat my key. u've grown whack & i'd not be shook regardless, clown
i mean on the other site u just 'lost 2 knux'. it's only logical ur typing looks retarded now
so just quit. u get killed on rb AND nc so here's me hoping u'll stop
cuz no matter which forum...it's never something special to see quote's in a box
bitch. u won't get predicted to win, even if u suck more dudes
cuz it's obvious u'll make a quick exit. hush musta put that dor in contendership just for u
shit. i'mma go berserk w/ the knife & a blast from the shotty's far worse
so against me, u're 1 ft in the grave. mainly cuz they'll have to find the other body parts 1st
kid. whenever i go to RB & see the Golden Gloves i'm like 'come on, son'
apparently robbing blue & h.t wasn't even the 1st time u stole a fight night from someone
this cat S can/this catscan?! lmao stop to play boss, my dude
the way ur shit will never work both ways we started calling it a straight prostitute
me? i'm a thug. i break in & what the house holds--all mine
u're just a feminine bitch. staring at ur gf like 'what? the household's all mine?!'

u KNOW it was a robbery. pz



vs. Quote
November 4th, 2011

Quote aka Captain Hook

it's Lama?!

only quitting the site & the guessing rounds is a small hope, clown
cuz the way 'u fucked shit up in the pacman game' u should be called 'ghost' now
c'mon, hook. not recognizing the style u stole is bogus, u fag
ironic u're so backwards u don't see the cronus in pac. but we see the cronus in cap
& i can make ur girl table dance cuz i know that hoe's eyeing me
but if someone gets on the table for the captain it's just the dead poets' society
dave said u fell off. i think u've never been too gd, b
so u shouldn't worry ab ur 'status, quo'. cuz right now u're exactly where u should be
d/r & bully votes. how are u above anyone, u whack stupid queer?!
shit. if u're a 'supa head' it's just cuz u stayed sucking dick & got mad to get here
i'm a 4-0 at the top. ur record proves u're a lame. now quit
cuz u won't see a tutu go up unless i'm fucking ur chick in her ballet outfit

[Sn00p]

vs. Rupture
October 13th, 2011

I killed ya pops faggot, straight smothered with force
He got dealt a Deathblow. But not the one u gave after discoverin' the corpse.
Against me in a battle, just fold ya hands over ya chest yo
Cuz givin head at a funeral you couldn't perform a death blow...

...how could u?

stealing old ass wordplay & fucking up the flip ain't very wise, my friend
u don't bring txtcees back. u just make 'em turn in their graves so much it seems they're alive again
plus, using that old shit means u're not even a nice foe to wreck
cuz obviously I'm just beating the past. & it's not cuz I'm eight timezones ahead
I'm Bringin Txtcee Back, ur attempts at flipping are such a shame
but don't even think ab rewording ur lines. 1st of all try & reword ur fucking name
no one laughs at ur jokes. u don't have what it takes to be admired
cuz all the punches u see Back fire are usually also the punches u see backfire
that battle vs captain hook was unanimous?! just stop it, hoe
I mean u had rican v/diasick. apparently that flip I posted wasn't the 1st time u robbed a quote
u're nothing AND u got a handicap?! drop that ego, chico
we knew ur votes were going to be low, zero. but lmao ur votes are going to below zero
plus, u sucked all ur life. so ur death can't be greater
cuz the way Turoc's killed u, even ur stoning was a wacky failure



vs. killa kami
September 2nd, 2011

pic battles = gay

killa kami aka kami tsunami aka ras al goon

plz cut down on the drinking a little. but either way...

beating u will be a slaughterfest. it's on & my strikes come thru
cuz it's clear I'mma show my expertise in the Art of War when I Sun Tzu
1st the US, now the east...the economy has been strange this season
japan went to AA for bad credit. u got bad credit cuz u go to AA for meetings
u a 100% sure I ain't fucked ya girl cuz otherwise that whore'd be dead?
well...unfortunately, there's 'more than one truth'. just peep Lord V's thread
& I've seen ya mom. that broke bitch said throwing another 1'd be more than nice
shit. she's 'dependent on tips' more than jayson & gunnah begging the discussion for advice
but I support ur played shit. or at least that's what this bore's been hoping
& I'd say I 'am for ras' if his concepts weren't written on papyrus & stored in those things
see, if I beat 3 ppl in a night, I get an accomplishment cuz I dropped bravado
if u beat 3 ppl in a night, ur wife takes her son & daughter along to the doc's tomorrow
u enjoy writing drunk. that's why it ain't the pic battles that are homo, b
it's the fact u grab a bottle while writing, open it & put the neck in ya mouth sooo slowly
all the fun aside...many here should be HOF'd. it's been said a hundred times
but how'd YOU get a 'nami nation'?! u can't run a country when u don't even run the site



vs. Blue Bayou
July 27th, 2011

Blue Bayou aka Dexter Morgan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_(magazine)

deeeeeeeeead

I knew u modding gayed up the NBL worse than Plath & his durag
but now I REALLY get why not one straight person here wanted to read a Blue Mag
once lost to goats only. but vs bags & sho we saw this spoiled guy flopping
it's clear a 'bb l' ain't what it used to be. u don't even have to follow the oil price dropping
I'mma kill you. enforcing a no life policy that had beyond straight shook
but for me it's nothing to leave a 'foe toe-tagged' like my daily routine on facebook
alias finals were rigged. stop running to dohpe when u need votes, fool
it's ironic tho. that accomplishment isn't graded an ego coup cuz u were a grade E Goku
damn hypocrite. sure u hate cheating. but u do anything for a win tho
how the fuck can u cry about dq's when u BEGGED hush for one against sintro?!
ain't gonna murder u & leave right quick. it's ON when we fight, bitch
cuz I won't just 'poke a dex'. I'll hit him w/ more attacks than that device lists
glad u're MIA. u posting a lot is nothing that anybody straight wants
people thinking that blouson is dope must have a gayer fashion sense than seyance
kid. u deserve the NBL tag title? u should be more grown than that
next time win vs teams that show to earn the shot & don't close ur own champ match



vs. Sound & Hush
July 23rd, 2011

Hush aka Victor & Sound aka Joshua Clark

Got more time...don't even worry I got history with both...I use to help sound word punchs too
& then he goes MIA on me...

2 vs 1, but I don't care about the handicap. I can fight thru
it's just fucking ironic that YOU needed more help from deon than I do
deliciousgirl's name is Clark too. connect the dots or don't
but if good looks run in the family I bet u're fucking happy ya son's not ur own
kill 'em, ignore the crying & march on. gotta shoot more cunts
it's funny how 'dropping h/s' & never going back is the smart move for once
I'm sorry for ya partner cuz u're what we call 'weak', sound
shit. how u get rid of Kare when that's what u relied on for all three rounds?!
it's why saying we're not on their level does make me angry now
cuz y'all might as well call us team daredevil...the way we CAN see sound
u were one of the original Top Battlers tho. swiftly crushed kids
props are due. & g'luck w/ the last 3 losses u need to be 1st on THAT 50+ list
got vic crying at josh's grave like 'so close to being a fucking vet'
it's funny tho. undertakers will lower the sound till nothing but a hush is left
virgins. chaos would be the result if one of these fucks met a ten
go 'pair a dime' w/ hush...it's just no match. & if it were, he'd get an upset again

[Sn00p]

vs. Arman Hammer
June 8th, 2011

Saw no need to post
broke as fuck. this man's a clown
considering that cheque senseless you musta thought of ya bank account
say you got a crew? get slapped for that
bitch. the one dude who IS in 'Arm Gang' doesn't even have your back
don't think you're above fags, you layman
associations with Hammer & Sick'll only lead to communist accusations
The d mills one has an alien contribution. Lmao...
WTF @ Arch from RB shouting out ALIEN and god0fwar at the end of his battle
can't front. in GT they're cheering for certain
props are due. & it's cool you yourself realize who really deserves 'em
quit txting like that is smart, fool
you don't just end ya drops with 'blah'. it's in the middle & at the start too



vs. Starscream
May 25th, 2011

Karaoke & Starscream for tag.

stop sexing ya team mate like a gay retard
no wonder people 'do Karaoke' whenever they try to impersonate a Star
you're too stretched. this clown is vicious?!
ya Lines run such a long distance, they put the Pony Express outta business
what you are? only one cocksucker responds 'vet'
admit it. posting as Glasaii ain't the 1st time you've been in Beyond's head
I'm a deity beating humans easily. the dopest fail
& it's clear you ain't God. YOU never get mad when you're close with Mael
you're never drafted 1st. I guess the laughing hurts
but how in the world did kami beat you TWICE...using HALF the words?!



vs. Jayson fresh
May 24th, 2011

unharmed last time. from ya txt, I am safe, b
cuz the way you 'Duck', it's really no wonder I leave 'fresh as a Daisy'
fiending for cock. this gay will swallow it
being Batman's 2nd sidekick really isn't the 1st time Jason follows Dick
in Survivor, you NEVER won by votes, slim. & still...
props are due. you did even LESS for a title shot than the MITB winner will
^you disappointed even ya team mate & fans of Blue
musta been at an airport in Soviet Russia...the way Bags abandoned YOU
make him bleed & keep going with stamina
so much Fresh water wasted will lead to whole new protests in Africa
by now ya rhymes ain't just whack or queer...
you're in such a 'multi plight'...it must have done THAT for years
virgin. if you get girls' digits, it's a prank of ya bro's
mirrors the Lama situation...Number turned out to be a man that you know



vs. Alvin Karpis
April 11th, 2011

we know the arena title is what you yearn, b. it’s worthy of fighting dirty
no wonder you swayed...what else’d happen if you catch wind in THAT jersey?!
you have the momentum cuz of ya PJK battle? yea, you astounded him
but if you better ya chance by killing a jew...the german’s fuckin’ BOUND to win
when you’re not munching lines, you’re crying. so what you’re doing is...
either swaying angrily or biting. no wonder you see ‘Vin Fast and be Furious
the angriest bitch this year. ya anger management problems are crystal clear
but you didn’t have to fake all the masaii photos just to make bags’ avy disappear
it’s here again. I won’t tell you why, but whatever you heard through gossip...
it wasn’t you screamin’ BRING THE CYPHER BACK! with every single verse you posted



vs. donnybrook
March 4th, 2011

I am just efficient with my bar length and word choice.
bitch, stop lying. the shit you drop is not an efficient verse...
just cuz your fuckin’ grammar is way worse than Deliciousgirl’s
punches in setups? please, fag. it’s clear you’re spittin’ the weak rap
& the way you insist on doin’ fewer lines, nik gets flashbacks to rehab
said you’re a friend of The Body & I know you’re not a liar or fool
of course you know Buffy...you love Twilight & Vampire Diaries too
you thought you needed to say shit differently. well, we did disagree
so stop boldin’. when Jay said Fade to Black he didn’t mean it literally
sun/son? pro creates? that’s gay, kid. stop with that played shit
gow said txt is dead...you didn’t have to dig up its corpse & rape it
rip out ya vocal chords & cut off ya tongue. you fall to the reaper
the way I keep the brook from flowin’...you can call me the beaver
I'mma fuckin’ murder this bitch for his typin’...it’s the txt nazism
cuz you fuck up the font...worse than incontinence at a baptism



vs. murda sho
January 15th, 2011

For those that don't know me, im in college & art is my class, yes

props on that. do you & have fun, you fag
but he SUCKS. if you see MS paint...you'll think his pictures were done with that
read your recent battles. just the sight's been vexin'
if you think text is in a good state, murda will take you back to reality...like Inception
known for that 3 line steeze. it makes you come in 2nd
you know ya setups are too long when you gotta split 'em in half...Harry Potter 7
the last to rep clash, truly loyal. that's dope, bud
props. you were so integral to the crew...no one even told you when they broke up
bey didn't deserve a champ match? or stole that thing?
he got nothin' on ya. YOU got a title shot...cause you scored FIVE noshow wins?!
& then, you lost 2 matches in 1 week? you're a clown, a stan
if this were boxing, you'd get ko'd, stand up, & lie down to get counted out again
dq'd orc. oneduh posted his story. lost. <-his season 1 tourney
nik gets too many byes?! you go to the semifinals without beatin' a real verse, b
FLAMING faggot. better quit. you're on fire, but not great
do it like ya name backwards: 'ad rum' & go out with a bang...as a molotov cocktail

[Sn00p]

vs. Starscream
January 7th, 2011

Starscream aka Optimus Prime aka Ender One

Ruthless battle emcee with a win/loss ratio that God would envy.
http://editthis.info/Rapflava_wiki/Ender_One

6-6?! god wouldn't want it, even if he was grayin' with rust
the devil might glance at it, tho. before reconsiderin', 'n turnin' away in disgust
tryna be independent. but you're doin' it wrong, so stop that shit
most people shorten their lines to make ‘em smoother...you do the opposite
plus, you stay flippin' old 'n played shit. for that, fuck you, fool
no wonder you're Scream. all ^those lines make it clear you’re just the spoof
'n you've idolized me for ages. said my race was the best, blessed
tried to be a true german warrior since day one. even your fuckin' initials are SS
your fanbase is gay, tho. they adore you, but diss chicks
only people lookin' up to star...are fags that get romantic...while suckin' his dick
no one knows ender & star's midtier. you're lame 'n a tool
the fuckin' Peter Parker of text...ya own alias is far more famous than you
but you even fell off. by now, you're as loose as change
old ass motherfucker. when you were in ya Prime...you still used that name
'n starscream? under that name, Bayou posted things
props. you’re the 1st person not in dohpe...tryna profit from their voting rings



vs. trap (Picture Battle)
January 3rd, 2011

wtf @ that dark ass room, but...

name says it all. on some jigsaw shit. like, yo, this room’s perfect for it
you see no stains, room for the machines, ‘n......THAT’s where I’ll keep the corpses
but what happened to ya? with those looks, it’s not joy you bring
at least now we know what Frodo woulda looked like if he DIDN’T destroy the ring
plus, that shirt is poor as hell. fuck if you like it or don’t
matter fact, it’s only a LEGO shirt cause you must have made it all on your own
‘n that photo made it clear you haven’t left the house in plenty days
didn’t even need a flash. you was just so fuckin’ pale, you stuck out anyways
not a crook, cause in fact, he’s a goddamn shook ‘n a fag
shout out to nik...beware!
every time you’re takin’ coke, you get one step closer...to lookin’ like THAT



vs. SMG
December 23rd, 2010

Hiragana aka SMG

bitch, YOU SUCK. I can’t stand to see this whore no more
luckily, it’s easy as fuck to get rid of this SMG...like I’m in that plane from Lord of War
‘n you NEVER post. ya persona is bland, ‘n that alias name sooo does fit
ya public image is an empty frame...like characters of ^that, cause my pc can’t show the shit
you think one day you’ll put up a fight? that stuff’s far from now
cause, if you’ve watched the soccer world cup...the german’s known to shut ‘Ghana out
considered a goat at illesty, tho. ridiculous. no one thinks this stan’s nice
hearin’ that, it ain’t no wonder that fuckin’ site died...was revived...’n died again...twice
‘n stop half assin’. quick verses make no one say that man’s great
it’s the same with verses ‘n keyboards...you’re one key away from makin’ even yaself SMH
SMG is 1-0 in the league, tho. beat sintro. left bitches astounded
props on winnin’ all of your matches...after losin’ 75% before switchin’ accounts, kid



vs. God of War
November 26th, 2010

I'mma elevate 'n overtake his old ass. that's what the game's about
you KNOW god will always come after Sn00p...soon as you turn his name around
a cyber pimp, but in real life, he’d never get closer to girls
how pitiful...
his life would actually IMPROVE if the machines from Matrix took over the world
Hoard may have stolen wins from people, ‘n tho he has been cheatin’ some
he got nothin’ on ya. YOU robbed 180 guys...aka everybody who was in season 1
‘n no one’s tryin’ against ya. you hardly earn keys
so if I say you run The Gauntlet...I’m talkin’ about that whack ass RB tourney
not a real man, he’s hard on his girl, combinin’ love and pain
keeps givin’ her the silent treatment...every time he logs off of aim
‘n judgin’ from her looks...you might as well be gay
kinda like Dominator...most people don’t even realize she’s a female
we seen ya emo pic. you look gay, but you know what’s just that worse?
facial features so soft, lookin’ at his ‘mug’...EVERYONE read that backwards
season 1, the underdog champed the shit...now, you’ll see me in yaself
‘n beatin’ you is the proof...history HAS a strange way of repeating itself



vs. Tyler Durden
October 28th, 2010

Yo.. This shit is fuckin' mind numbin'! I'm waitin' in the ring like, "Is Ty comin'??"
Oh wait..
Yo, Ty! Why you shakin' under your bed?? "Uhhh..I was trying to find something?"
Cool..
HOW THE FUCK did you LOSE against ^that whack ass stupid line?!
s’pose Fight Club was right...you CAN kill Tyler Durden by committing suicide
‘n his scheme was blowin’ up credit card companies. but I know ya motives, slut
didn’t wanna bring mayhem...you were tryna disguise the fact you’re broke as fuck
first this alias just battled, now he’s postin’ everywhere. that’s some insane shit
how pathetic...you’re actually more successful and popular under this name, bitch?!
even starscream merk’d ya. ‘n now me...you’re just fucked, son
how the hell are you the founder of FIGHT Club?! ...you never put up one
fell off hard. tho even in the beginning ya many words didn’t have a penny’s worth
by now they call you Mood Muzik 2...everyone’s just askin’, “Can It Get Any Worse?”
i hate when ppl vote that are fuckin stupid
hate the votin’? everyone does. sayin’ it don’t make ya special now, you peon
so ^that’s just a ‘copycat opinion’. ironic, when YOU stole that breakdown from deon
but don’t bash him cause he cries ‘n sways. that fight is staged
I mean, just like him, I’mma do it too...the day I lose to tim grady ‘n micflowave
lost to WiseWays, who’s got that suspicious avy. YOU must know that weak whore well
how in the world you wanna defeat me, alias? ..........you couldn’t even beat yourself



vs. Oneduh
August 26th, 2010

I was spittin e-game to illweeman's sister
^lmao...cyber nerd’ll never know what a puss or boobs feel like
cause...we ALL know: a oneduh woman just doesn’t exist in real life
I expose this fuckin’ bitch for duckin’ pics...frankly, it’s weak, dimwit
but you didn’t ^JUST lose your face...you never had one to begin with
clash’s talent is on a decline...I mean.....murda? fag’s not cool
but even kid belongs more...the way he did ^that to you
in the game since ’02, working hard...yeah, never this hoe’s idle
‘n still, you might as well be Nas’s ninth album...you got NO title
but back in the tag league you even merked tools...props
no oneduh, though...alien posted every verse you dropped
‘n you got no sex life of ya own, but keep stalkin’ the next door housewife
prolly banned from watchin’ poker too...keeps raisin’ the blinds from the outside
you claim you got a dating site, so now, you must be the man, One
but if you think you’re the cyber pimp...quit playin’ GTA ‘n get some damn sun
dhope AND clash...decidin’ for a team? to this fool, that’s hell
the type to scream, “Jacob’s got the body.....but Edward’s cute as well”
pent made the transition from topical to battle, ‘n that thing did rattle
but you’re the first to make the transition from battle to topical...in a battle
let’s do the math...battlin’ 8 years, had 100+ battles...real talk, no fun and jokes
on 5+ sites, were a 1 seed, ‘n then, 1st round...you beat a 8 seed by 1 damn vote?!



vs. Karaoke
August 19th, 2010

actually i felt snoops quotes the most and didnt expect that no hate snoop i was just suprised with headless in a close second frac 3rd and karoke last
^that was the worst shit, ‘n I almost laughed, when I heard it
little wonder we lost...when I had to fight against THREE verses
Karaoke, only vowels you lack are ‘U and I’... but don’t get the facts wrong
...he’s still caught at gay bars singin’ ^that song in a drag thong
it’d best you sway, ‘n get the dq for bein’ gassed and gay
cause after you spit...
...it’s a more awkward silence than the site maintenance yesterday
dude, you suck. honestly, you’re not what we call g.o.a.t
when your greatest moment was winning against nik.........almost
flow is garbage. you musta lived in Kenya and learned English from zebras
but delivery’s everything <-that’s what his boss said, as he handed him the pizzas