BROS. I AM HAVING A TEXT MSGING DILEMNA AGAIN. IM BUZZED. AND FEAR I MAY MAKE A POOR CHOICE.

[Ghost1]

K so.


My daughters bday party was last weekend.

I have all the kids moms.numbers since they rsvpd to the party.

A mom invited us to a party this weekend. I declined but then texted her.....we should hang out tho...

She said yea! Isabelle would love a playdate.......

So....

Now

Do i say neato! Playdate! Ill be there!

Then on the playdate try to creep?


Or

Say.....nah....just u an me...ho. like fuckin...an shit. Im trynna fuck u doe.


Discuss

[Ghost1]

Bros u did jot respind soon enuff

I asked her if she wanted to get a beer.

I am waiting for a response.......

[Cunt]

let us know what her KB text says.

[Ghost1]

Kb?

[Cunt]

Knock back bags, c'mon bro.

[Masaii]

LMAO.

Kent would be proud.

[Dominate]

you have a daughter???

[Ghost1]

Weirddddd right?

Theyll give one to any1 these days.

[Masaii]

Has she replied yet?

[Ghost1]

Negative.

Her first replys were 1 min apart its been 13

I feel i.may have made a crucial error.

Fuckckck

[Masaii]

She is calling her friends and telling them right now. Believe THAT.

[Ghost1]

Lets hope so young wallaby. Lets hope so.

[Dominate]

Are you a good father Bags?

Really now.

[Ghost1]

I already made this thread. I have full custody. I am the hero fathers father. Srs.

[Neighbor]

You done fucked up now

[Ghost1]

She respinded.


She has another kid!?!

Fuck me.

I dont get out much w 2 kids an working....blah blah

Whats my text reply bros


This is a crucial junction....i.nearly lost her with the last text.


Cmon bros.

[Zen]

Her first replys were 1 min apart its been 13

I feel i.may have made a crucial error.
That's always a shitty feeling.

[Neighbor]

You can't turn back now

[Ghost1]

Ive begun inquiring about the other kid.... smh.

Bros im egtting drunker w every keystroke.


She is still woth her 1year old childs father....and they plan om getting married sum day.

R u fucking kiddin me?

Unrela.

[Zen]

Call her a bitch and tell her that her kid sucks at everything

[Chyeahhh!!!]

reminds me of a Cam skit off of Purple Haze

"yo whats good ma"

"yo wassup killa whats goin on"

"aint nuttin bout to slide outta town you comin"

"aight where we going?"

"look ma I'm sayin I'm not tryna get into all of that you coming or what"

"but I got kids killa I can't leave my kids killa what about my kids?"

"man FUCK YOUR KIDS IS YOU COMING OR NOT"

"hell yeah I'm goin"

"aight get in bitch"

"hell yeah they grandma can watch dem"

lmao

[Strikta]

I would tell her straight up... no kids.

Let's find a sitter & go out.

Right?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

damn simping aint easy. If you have a beer with this chick you better pour it out on her

[Allen Knight]

Weirddddd right?

Theyll give one to any1 these days.


Or in ur case, pretend its ur kid an bleed u for every dime u have,
I hope u go thhru an asked the bitch to chill an she says yea an the when the day comes u get dressed in a suit an she picks u up brings uto a park real deep in the woods an starts to kiss u then stops an says close ur eyes as u do a bat rips thru the window hits u in the face an a group of guys rip u out the car start to stomp u like a young buck video takin ur money an clothes rthen they start cutin u all over atleast 150 cuts an the tie u down an all piss on u together laughin then take a bag or salt n dump it on the cuts an rub it in, n right before they leave rthe girl takes a shit on ur chest an says ur baby mam u raped that one drunkin night on ur beat up ikea couch set u up FAGGOT

[Ghost1]

Um. Bros.

I think this is jot the mom i thought it was. I.think this is a different mom?

Ah not.good.

[Ghost1]

Or in ur case, pretend its ur kid an bleed u for every dime u have,
I hope u go thhru an asked the bitch to chill an she says yea an the when the day comes u get dressed in a suit an she picks u up brings uto a park real deep in the woods an starts to kiss u then stops an says close ur eyes as u do a bat rips thru the window hits u in the face an a group of guys rip u out the car start to stomp u like a young buck video takin ur money an clothes rthen they start cutin u all over atleast 150 cuts an the tie u down an all piss on u together laughin then take a bag or salt n dump it on the cuts an rub it in, n right before they leave rthe girl takes a shit on ur chest an says ur baby mam u raped that one drunkin night on ur beat up ikea couch set u up FAGGOT

Loooooooool

[Split]

sounds like the perfect opportunity for a threesome. with the mom u meant to next, not the baby daddy

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Um. Bros.

I think this is jot the mom i thought it was. I.think this is a different mom?

Ah not.good.

what she's a freak? what you mean?

[Strikta]

Bags u a wild dude yo.

[Ghost1]

what she's a freak? what you mean?

No like literally........ i had 12 moms numbers

And i dint really kno their names like that

I think i texted the wrong one......

[TYSON]

Funny shit

[Masaii]

Women talk Anthony, you couldve ruined your chance with all of them. Lmao you fucking deviant.

[Ghost1]

Whoever she is shes still talking to me?

But about sum bullshit.

Im finna text all these hoes.

[Untold]

I'd ask why she led you on in the first place?

What a cunt. I hate women that do that. Jeeze! Total hoe!

[Diode]

she wouldnt have told you she doesnt get out much if you didnt pique her interest. also shaming her baby's daddy telling you that.

she wants the d

prob not worth it tho bags

[Dominate]

I already made this thread. I have full custody. I am the hero fathers father. Srs.

This alters my perception of you rather radically.

[Neighbor]

Whoever she is shes still talking to me?

But about sum bullshit.

Im finna text all these hoes.

That's the spirit

[DLB]

tell her u txt battle and let her choose

[Wise Wiggles]

Take her to the strip and slip something Natural in her drink.

Fucking cakewalk, brobro.

[StarFaggot]

Yolo

[hotdogvendorman]

Take her to the strip and slip something Natural in her drink.

Fucking cakewalk, brobro.

lmfao


this entire thread is hilarious

[namix]

you don't have real kids do you Bags?

you gotta switch your game up bro.

like i said before, become the good guy.

[namix]

forbidden fruit factor... and learn to live in the garden yo.

[Ghost1]

you don't have real kids do you Bags?

you gotta switch your game up bro.

like i said before, become the good guy.

I have A kid. Singular. Lol. Lmao @"real kids" hahaha.

I am the good guy tho nam. My good deeds r just bestowed upon others in a unique manner.

[namix]

I have A kid. Singular. Lol. Lmao @"real kids" hahaha.

I am the good guy tho nam. My good deeds r just bestowed upon others in a unique manner.

no doubt bro, there's a couple of you that could change the game for real -- you're a leader man, i think cake could be one too --- you guys just go dick-mode too often, and while my 'good guy' stance aint gonna pay off in this era, it will pay off for all of us in the next if dudes like you take the reigns and raise 'em up..

it's an oven not light switch, but shit kid, just keep settin the example rather than making the examples they think they want.

nice though on the kid man -- i still dont see how the sidebar moms do anything good for you, but hey, im the lost cause in this world at this point lol.

peace

[Ghost1]

One day

[Geno]

Eyo bags, I love u son. Ur my fucking natural brohemian, rite?


But nigga, I'm convinced u have a really hard time getting bitches.


You have to be confident bruh, I would have gone withnthe.... yo.. just you an me and naked response, works all the time. Its not what you say tho bruh, its HOW u say it. Meaning tone of voice, style' blahblahblahhhhhhhh. Ok, nuff outta me

[Ghost1]

LOL. I do alright.

I have documented a large amount of failed attempts due to poor text msg choices tho.

[veritas]

You words betray insecurity. You look like a homosexual badger. You sound like freddy krueger dragging his claws on a chalkboard. No woman will ever be feeling you. Give up.
Get voicebox plastic surgery than smash your dickhead in your car door. Drop acid. Join us.

[Ghost1]

Why do u say these things to me?

[veritas]

Well, I can say that I didnt say those things for you to start a conversation with me....fair?

[Ghost1]

Lol. I see.

[veritas]

Well nvm....whats up my friend

[Ghost1]

Bout to wack it. Ill be back on later

[veritas]

I love you.

[Allen Knight]

Last girl bags fucked spent her afternoon at the police station the next day