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Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:27 PM
Talm bout shes a massage therapist?

BOOM

Never git a professional massage before.....she said i couod get one for free.......in there baby.

Apparently she wants to fuck me an be a whore?

Im with it.



I just wanted to let u all kno that everything went well.....even tho by no means should this have worked out at all. The devil is in charge of destiny on earth apparently.

Destroyer
10-02-2013, 08:28 PM
thank goodness that you will be able to get a free massage
this is the one w/two kids?

well, you know she fucks

DLB
10-02-2013, 08:30 PM
pic plz so i can e-valuate

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:31 PM
Hahaha

Word....i was thinking that exact same thing....

Like

Damn....she just gon cheat on her fiance like fuck it?

Then i was like....eh....she got 2 kids an she only 26......yea shes a slut.


But word son! Free massage! Im hype

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:35 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/3z45l.jpg


she like a 6 (she look better in person tbo)

Thats the only pic shed send me....


Idgaf tho. Ima.beat the guts out an get sum massage therapy

Badweather
10-02-2013, 08:37 PM
Strap up homie

DLB
10-02-2013, 08:37 PM
go for it

she look like brunette brooke hogan

Allen Knight
10-02-2013, 08:41 PM
Bags I hopes she meets wit u
an gives u court papers from u baby mom an says uve been served
Cuz that's her job an its the only reason she talked to u faggot

Sn00p
10-02-2013, 08:42 PM
Allen Knight is such an underrated boarder. lmao

Destroyer
10-02-2013, 08:43 PM
bhahahhaha @ AK

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:48 PM
LOL. If that becomes tru allen we will have words.

Allen Knight
10-02-2013, 08:51 PM
Lmaoo, shes cute tho

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:53 PM
Shes aighhht

Im finna get a boner during the massage like.....is that sposed to happen? Are u doing it wrong?

Destroyer
10-02-2013, 08:53 PM
bhahahhahahhaajaga

"um... where's the happy ending? I thought u was Korean!"

Allen Knight
10-02-2013, 08:55 PM
Gone @ are u doin it wrong

StarFaggot
10-02-2013, 08:57 PM
Free massage therapy, nice.

What makes you think she wants you to smash though

Fart
10-02-2013, 08:58 PM
Because she wants to give him a free one?

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 08:59 PM
Because im immature and have the mind of a child.


I can confirm 100% i will be.getting a free massage doe

Destroyer
10-02-2013, 09:01 PM
I've never even had a paid for massage
I'm afraid I'll get addicted to the shit so I never go

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 09:11 PM
Me niether.........

Any bros had a paid.for.massage?

Frank Metts
10-02-2013, 09:11 PM
She look like a whore .... Anthony you know how to pick em

we call that a dirt track. .. youll be sliding around in that for awhile only hitting walls on occasion

StarFaggot
10-02-2013, 09:15 PM
Yea you're in there.

Is her fiancé also her baby daddy? If so good luck

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 09:18 PM
Her fiance is the baby daddy to the 1year old.....not the 5yr old....theyve been dating for 4yrs she said


Yea i forget she has the double baby daddy thing goin fir her too lol

SpookyDeep
10-02-2013, 09:21 PM
Me niether.........

Any bros had a paid.for.massage?

Yes, faggot

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 09:23 PM
They have massage parlors in london?

SpookyDeep
10-02-2013, 09:24 PM
If you want to stay on the panel I suggest you say something relevant next time motherfucka

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 09:30 PM
Dont tear my poster down yet, homegirl.

Boredom
10-02-2013, 09:35 PM
Me niether.........

Any bros had a paid.for.massage?

not exactly bro's but the girl i'm dating right now is an esthetician and registered massage therapist, shit is dope as fuuuck. in for a treat

Cunt
10-02-2013, 09:38 PM
Coor she fugly.

Cunt
10-02-2013, 09:38 PM
wrap it up, she looks dirtttttttttty b.

SpookyDeep
10-02-2013, 09:43 PM
Dont tear my poster down yet, homegirl.

You ain't nothing but a fan, you stay biting my style

"If you love me, tell me you love me, don't stare at me man
I'd hate to be in the pen for clapping one of my fans."

Ghost1
10-02-2013, 09:50 PM
Woooord to shank.


Hype.

REAL LIFE
10-02-2013, 10:33 PM
Her fiance is the baby daddy to the 1year old.....not the 5yr old....theyve been dating for 4yrs she said


Yea i forget she has the double baby daddy thing goin fir her too lol

..........

Diode
10-03-2013, 08:21 AM
lol @ you banging finny's baby's momma after he booked it out of town for spousal abuse

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 08:34 AM
LOOOL

Is finnys real name justin?

Tom Sparks
10-03-2013, 08:41 AM
Paying for a massage is the same as paying for sex

Rawn MD
10-03-2013, 08:55 AM
I had a paid massage, my ins paid for it

Sht was pretty dope

Helped my shoulder injury out for a min

REAL LIFE
10-03-2013, 09:00 AM
I had a paid massage, my ins paid for it

Sht was pretty dope

Helped my shoulder injury out for a min

STOP LYING.

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 09:44 AM
Lol@real life

Sn00p
10-03-2013, 10:22 AM
Word, I fucked my back up when I was like 16 or so, which led to me getting weekly massages for free (insurance paid ofc, cuz I'm in an actually responsible country). That was hella dope.

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 12:33 PM
My massage is scheduled for 5:15 bros.she saod shed do a 30min one

Diode
10-03-2013, 12:36 PM
mouth to dick resuscitation

REAL LIFE
10-03-2013, 12:37 PM
DECISIONS LIKE THESE IS WHY YOU ARE FAILING ME. STOP FAILING ME.

StarFaggot
10-03-2013, 01:20 PM
My massage is scheduled for 5:15 bros.she saod shed do a 30min one

You should offer to leave a generous tip on the next massage.

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 01:23 PM
Lol....ill give her a generous tip

REAL LIFE
10-03-2013, 01:47 PM
Lol....ill give her a generous tip

IF YOU GO AND DO THIS, I WILL PUNISH YOU.

Swerve
10-03-2013, 01:51 PM
REAL LIFE brings Karma Bagsworth.

Don't test.

PancakeBrah
10-03-2013, 02:28 PM
Massage her breasts gnomsayin

When she busts out the massage table grab her wrist and say 'We won't be needing this' and pull her hair back and power-fingerbang her snatch.

Witty
10-03-2013, 02:52 PM
This is very immoral bags.

I am proud of you.

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 03:23 PM
Massage her breasts gnomsayin

When she busts out the massage table grab her wrist and say 'We won't be needing this' and pull her hair back and power-fingerbang her snatch.


LOL

Ghost1
10-03-2013, 06:11 PM
Oh my lord bros

Literally still high from the massage

Amazing

Bout ti get a cheese steak an drink sumthin..cootnite.

Diode
10-03-2013, 06:33 PM
rub and tug?

StarFaggot
10-03-2013, 07:50 PM
Lol