Dimension X portal discovered in downtown Manhattan

[Ghost1]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs33/i/2008/299/e/0/New_dimension_portal_by_stefanodm.jpg

[anime_boners]

Reports of 3 teenagers in brightly colored outfits with impossibly shaped, gravity defying hair in a flying car spotted near the portal.

Soldiers made entirely of stone with laser weapons in pursuit.

[Ghost1]

Gone

[REAL LIFE]

STOP LYING.