REAL LIFE

[Diode]

REAL LIFE

[PancakeBrah]

REAL LIFE

[Ghost1]

REAL LIFE

[StarFaggot]

REAL LIFE

[Strikta]

REAL LIFE

[Neighbor]

ORC

[Strikta]

& there goes that. :(

[REAL LIFE]

I AM HERE. IT IS ALL OF YOU WHO LEFT ME. RETURN TO ME.

[DLB]

hallelujah

[Witty]

Real life sucks.

Can I be an astronaut instead?

REAL LIFE

[REAL LIFE]

Real life sucks.

Can I be an astronaut instead?

REAL LIFE

NO. YOU LACK ALL OF THE BASELINE TRAITS AND ABILITIES NEEDED. YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE A "DIRT PERSON".

[Witty]

NO. YOU LACK ALL OF THE BASELINE TRAITS AND ABILITIES NEEDED. YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE A "DIRT PERSON".

See, this is why real life sucks, talking about qualifications to be an astronaut and shit, I just wanna go see the stars man.

[REAL LIFE]

ASK YOUR PARENTS TO BUY YOU A TELESCOPE FOR YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY.

[uh-oh]

YALL NIGGAS IS CORNBALLS WITH MUFFIN TOPS
YA BITCH CALLED ME A HORN DOG.
WE FUCK ALOT
ALL I DO IS GET MONEY, AND GET MUNCHKINS SHOT
ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD WE NEVER PUNCHIN CLOCKS
SOMETHING FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING OCK
THE 40 CAL WILL EXPLODE YA PUMPKIN OCK
WITH MY LUCK THE PIECE OF SHIT'LL JAM
NEVER CATCH DA GOD EATING PIZZA WITH THE HAM
PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE NIGGA STRICTLY
MOZZARELLA CHEESE IF ITS PROVOLONE ITS SHITTY
THIN CRUST BIG SLICE HEAR THE CRUST CRACK
FOLDED OVER GREASE DRIPPIN LIKE MY NUT SACK
WITH YOUR WOMANS JUICE. I DID SHIT YOU COULDNT PROVE
YOU DID SHIT I WOULDNT DO CUZ YOU ARE A WEIRDO WITH A WOODEN SHOE
YOU FROM SWEDEN THO? LEMME SEE SOME HO'S
BLONDE TALL BITCHES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A CEO
I AINT PLEASE EM THO. THEY WANT A FINGER BANG
I WANT MY DICK SUCKED THEY LIKE

WORD I LOST IT YO

[Diode]

YALL NIGGAS IS CORNBALLS WITH MUFFIN TOPS
YA BITCH CALLED ME A HORN DOG.
WE FUCK ALOT
ALL I DO IS GET MONEY, AND GET MUNCHKINS SHOT
ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD WE NEVER PUNCHIN CLOCKS
SOMETHING FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING OCK
THE 40 CAL WILL EXPLODE YA PUMPKIN OCK
WITH MY LUCK THE PIECE OF SHIT'LL JAM
NEVER CATCH DA GOD EATING PIZZA WITH THE HAM
PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE NIGGA STRICTLY
MOZZARELLA CHEESE IF ITS PROVOLONE ITS SHITTY
THIN CRUST BIG SLICE HEAR THE CRUST CRACK
FOLDED OVER GREASE DRIPPIN LIKE MY NUT SACK
WITH YOUR WOMANS JUICE. I DID SHIT YOU COULDNT PROVE
YOU DID SHIT I WOULDNT DO CUZ YOU ARE A WEIRDO WITH A WOODEN SHOE
YOU FROM SWEDEN THO? LEMME SEE SOME HO'S
BLONDE TALL BITCHES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A CEO
I AINT PLEASE EM THO. THEY WANT A FINGER BANG
I WANT MY DICK SUCKED THEY LIKE

WORD I LOST IT YO

REAL LIFE

[REAL LIFE]

YALL NIGGAS IS CORNBALLS WITH MUFFIN TOPS

TRUE.

YA BITCH CALLED ME A HORN DOG.

LIE.

WE FUCK ALOT

LIE.

ALL I DO IS GET MONEY, AND GET MUNCHKINS SHOT
ON THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD WE NEVER PUNCHIN CLOCKS

LIE.

SOMETHING FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING OCK

TRUE.


THE 40 CAL WILL EXPLODE YA PUMPKIN OCK

THIS WILL BE TRUE IN THE FUTURE.

WITH MY LUCK THE PIECE OF SHIT'LL JAM

TRUE. IT WILL BE CHEAP. THIS IS PROVED BY THE LIE YOU TOLD ABOUT HAVING ALOT OF MONEY. YOU DO NOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY POVERTY STRICKEN AND DESPERATE.


NEVER CATCH DA GOD EATING PIZZA WITH THE HAM
PEPPERONI AND SAUSAGE NIGGA STRICTLY
MOZZARELLA CHEESE IF ITS PROVOLONE ITS SHITTY

TRUE AT YOUR PIZZA TASTE. LIE ABOUT YOU BEING A DIVINITY. YOU ARE A "DIRT PERSON"



THIN CRUST BIG SLICE HEAR THE CRUST CRACK
FOLDED OVER GREASE DRIPPIN LIKE MY NUT SACK
WITH YOUR WOMANS JUICE. I DID SHIT YOU COULDNT PROVE

LIE.


YOU DID SHIT I WOULDNT DO CUZ YOU ARE A WEIRDO WITH A WOODEN SHOE

LIE.


YOU FROM SWEDEN THO? LEMME SEE SOME HO'S

LIE.

BLONDE TALL BITCHES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A CEO
I AINT PLEASE EM THO. THEY WANT A FINGER BANG
I WANT MY DICK SUCKED THEY LIKE

WORD I LOST IT YO

LIES.


RETURN TO ME. THIS PLACE DOES NOT HELP YOU.

[uh-oh]

@FAKELIFE NIGGA

GOT MY CAKE RIGHT NIGGA

WHEN YOU DRIVE YOU A BRAKE TYPE NIGGA
I'MA HYDROPLANE AT 108 TYPE NIGGA
YOU WOULDNT KNOW REAL WHEN ITS IN YA FACE TYPE NIGGA

[PancakeBrah]

REAL LIFE

Am I a dirt person?

[TYSON]

Yes